I'm good, I'll take whatever comes, it's my mom I worry about

yes it is, thank you

@Friday Explore any euthanasia options, maybe?

fuck off

jesus

Hey man, boer maak n plan.

@Arcade_Hustle no dude, whats wrong with you?

real classy

lol, I'm just joking guys, relax.

thats raw bro, being old and destitute is no joke.

I'm not that old

hehehe

lol

my mom is tho

laat lametjie

How old are you?

Well I think the Ireland option is not a bad one, I guess.

48

@Friday How old is your mom, mate?

last intake to do 2 years in the SADF too

86

in a home

@Friday Eish OK, you might be stuck for a while then.

Don't vote ANC in 2019, I think that might buy you some time.

but she's spritely and very well so she's not about to die soon

I'll make a note 😉

Our forefathers went through hell and high water to build us a future, yes FW gave it all away on a silver platter, but now its our turn to bite the bullet

@Karooboer Most of our forefathers are in Perth now

Speaking of votes, who's planning on voting what parties?

Ditsem! @Sheamus, you just advanced to level 5!

The smart and rich ones anyway.

Take out a policy on her name(once you get a job), when she croaks you can make the jump.

VF+

Its about the only option

@HoppeanSnake_ZA I dont think you're getting a policy on a 86 year old, man.

haha

ye

did I menyion she's white?

lol

Lekker R15 000 n maand premie vir R1m uitbetaling, kry vir jou.

@Arcade_Hustle youd be surprised bro, there are some firms that offer funeral cover and then you can hustle a cheap funeral. Pocket the rest and at the very least pay for a ticket out of here.