Absolutely not

hahahaha

nice

Id have to look like Phil Mitchell for the voice to fit the face tbh

You'd have to look 20 <:0000:580108657832886292>

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Jacks voice makes my butt itch

Lovely

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https://www.news-mail.com.au/news/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-but/3566516/

Deserved tbh

Oh shit

fuckin hell

Should've used a dog not designed to have a strongass bite <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Should have just used his mom tbh

It's going to be so nice to finally have a double mattress instead of a single mattress that's collapsed right where the mid of my back is

This is Mikey

You wish

"This is America"

Peak society

We live in her shadow

Her gigantic shadow

https://nypost.com/2018/07/09/man-found-dead-with-face-half-eaten-by-his-dog/

Lmao animals do that shit to survive

"“The foreign man had lived here for about three years and he was friendly. He loved his dog — he took him for walks every night.

“He lived alone but he had a lot of different women visitors coming to the house. So I think he was happy, he always was happy when he was outside walking.”"

he died first

before the dog started eating him

Yeah which is expected from a hungry pet

probably smelled entirely different as well

He looked like the type to fuck his dog tbf

i was looking after a dog the other day and it was sort of like "entertain me or die"

and his name is loki

and he fucking ate the dead remnants of my world tree bonsai the little fuckwit

Make Soygon add a recipe channel for food

luckily i made a backup

Rip the corpse of your mico tree

and the "little fuckwit" is llike about 60KG

I like big dogs

You have to get them trained though