Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 614895282261327873


2019-08-24 18:50:16 UTC  

they dont have stockholm, they're in their natural environment

2019-08-24 18:50:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614894279558561861/unknown.png

2019-08-24 18:50:26 UTC  

Some people just want to see the rainforest burn

2019-08-24 18:50:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614894324299202600/no_u.jpg

2019-08-24 18:51:38 UTC  

There is a lot we are just now learning about microbiology and parasitology

2019-08-24 18:52:02 UTC  

OOF

2019-08-24 18:52:14 UTC  

A cat owner wrote that

2019-08-24 18:52:28 UTC  

Okay, tinfoil hat

2019-08-24 18:52:31 UTC  

`T. gondii doesn’t cause human behavioural changes`

2019-08-24 18:52:36 UTC  

BIG THINK

2019-08-24 18:52:38 UTC  

Cats wrote that through the "owner"

2019-08-24 18:52:57 UTC  

Yeah, it's a whole conspiracy, dude. We're all secretly ruled by cats

2019-08-24 18:53:07 UTC  

YOU CAN'T EVER TRUST THE GOVERNMENT, MAN

2019-08-24 18:53:07 UTC  

Except motorcyclists in accidents have been found to be infected after the fact

2019-08-24 18:53:12 UTC  

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

2019-08-24 18:53:18 UTC  

source that claim, please

2019-08-24 18:53:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614895066288226305/Rick-and-Morty-Season-1-Episode-8-48-b09c.jpg

2019-08-24 18:53:52 UTC  

Not all motorcycle accidents are due to something fucking up behavior

2019-08-24 18:54:19 UTC  

@cachalot my previous article debunks that

2019-08-24 18:54:34 UTC  

toxoplasmosis is known to change people

2019-08-24 18:54:39 UTC  

measurably

2019-08-24 18:54:40 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck they are largely due to riding a motorcycle, which many consider fucked up behavior to begin with

2019-08-24 18:55:00 UTC  

`The authors conclude that the hype train around this media-friendly microbe may have gone too far`

2019-08-24 18:55:27 UTC  

Cat people write articles.

2019-08-24 18:55:33 UTC  

`Toxoplasmosis was not associated with any personality traits, nor with rates of schizophrenia or depression. There was also no evidence that was linked to ‘poor impulse control’, e.g. criminal convictions, driving offenses, and accident claims on insurance. `

2019-08-24 18:55:42 UTC  

@cachalot Yeah, your article was written by a cat person

2019-08-24 18:55:53 UTC  

I gave you proof

2019-08-24 18:56:10 UTC  

Nowhere is safe from the tyranny 0f cat people

2019-08-24 18:56:27 UTC  

"proof"

2019-08-24 18:56:35 UTC  

and I debunked that proof before you gave it

2019-08-24 18:56:51 UTC  

Go cleanse yourself and get back to me

2019-08-24 18:56:57 UTC  

`The one possible exception was that suicide attempts were more common in T. gondii positive people, but this difference was only of trend significance (p=0.06). T. gondii also wasn’t correlated with IQ or other measures of cognitive performance, except on one memory test (the RAVLT, p=0.04).`

2019-08-24 18:57:05 UTC  

>oof

2019-08-24 18:57:24 UTC  

It has been linked to a lack of self preservation, the main effect of the parasite in all other mammals it infects, it's how it completes it's lifecycle

2019-08-24 18:57:30 UTC  

@cachalot I did before you even gave me the article, bucko

2019-08-24 18:57:45 UTC  

Parasites want to breed. By any means necessary.

2019-08-24 18:57:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/614896200591605760/giphy_1.gif

2019-08-24 18:58:00 UTC  

Imagine fearmongering pets

2019-08-24 18:58:08 UTC  

Found the allergyfag