You should feel as if a miracle occurred in your favor if it's true

Well I'm not sitting in County like I should be so that should tell you something.

Also being white and not acting like a total cunt probably had a hand in things

I got pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a 4-way intersection once. The cop let me off with a warning.

My dad went like 130 once because he was late to somethijg

Yeah that's different than 50mph over the limit

Like a $1000 fine

Just stab yourself in the leg

Thats probably the best option at this point

I've driven 110 mph on rural county roads without getting caught. Also here in NJ nobody drives the speed limit.

I haven't really had any good experiences with cops

I have a state CPL so I get pulled over all the time

"Just to check if everything's okay :^)"

I don't have anything on my record

"You have a CPL but you're not carrying? That's mighty suspicious sir"
"Yeah I'm going to work, I can't carry there"
"Maybe I should detain you so you're late"

I'll side with the cops against BLM but I want nothing to do with them

Fred Phelps Jr. just followed me on Twitter

I guess he respects my superior content

I'm just really glad the cop didn't take the GoPro because then I would have been really fucked lol

But it wasn't real socialism :^)

All the cops in my state just had their milage budgets cut way down because the state's revenue is a couple million $ short

The Saturday night street racers have been getting bolder

"Completely free healthcare" that's a typo, it's "Completely free from healthcare"

North Korea is best Korea

>no niggers

SIGN ME UP

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Glass DC

Oh god

its bernie

fuck hes a senator

I hereby renounce Bernie Sanders

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Who here ready for north Korea to die

Rip best korea

This is gonna be the whole

East vs west germany