https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzhza1V9oBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINtLSTyzvk

My Shit Status: Fucked up Fam

Don't go for a ride when you can't sleep

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103 in a 45

At that point I'd think about just not stopping

You fucked up

If you find yourself in that situation, you're supposed to pull out a knife and stab yourself in the leg. When pulled over tell the officer that you were stabbed and panicked trying to find a hospital. If you're going the opposite direction of the hospital, say you're not familiar with the area.

That's so stupid it might actually work

The fine isn't even the concern, it's the possible jail time (which will completely ruin your life)

Or maybe claim to the world you had a panic attack because you realized you're transgendered and you need emotional support. Might save your job if you go to jail

I should probably mention I got off with a verbal warning because the cop used to ride.

I had the chance to not stop by pulling a U at an intersection with a divider, but he was already on my ass so I chanced the fucking.

I'm going to take a break from 3am rides because every time I go out the idea of running for it seems like a better and better idea lmao

I flat out don't believe you got a warning for 100mph

People go to jail for that

You should feel as if a miracle occurred in your favor if it's true

Well I'm not sitting in County like I should be so that should tell you something.

Also being white and not acting like a total cunt probably had a hand in things

I got pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a 4-way intersection once. The cop let me off with a warning.

My dad went like 130 once because he was late to somethijg

Yeah that's different than 50mph over the limit

Like a $1000 fine

Just stab yourself in the leg

Thats probably the best option at this point

I've driven 110 mph on rural county roads without getting caught. Also here in NJ nobody drives the speed limit.

I haven't really had any good experiences with cops

I have a state CPL so I get pulled over all the time

"Just to check if everything's okay :^)"

I don't have anything on my record

"You have a CPL but you're not carrying? That's mighty suspicious sir"
"Yeah I'm going to work, I can't carry there"
"Maybe I should detain you so you're late"

I'll side with the cops against BLM but I want nothing to do with them

Fred Phelps Jr. just followed me on Twitter

I guess he respects my superior content

I'm just really glad the cop didn't take the GoPro because then I would have been really fucked lol

But it wasn't real socialism :^)