Showing posts with label Melbourne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melbourne. Show all posts

Friday, 17 April 2015

Melbourne 2015, featuring Captain Poprocks!

This year's Easter pilgrimage to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival was bittersweet for Captain Poprocks. 

On the one hand, he was excited to see many world-famous Australian and international comedians and hang out with 18 of his closest buddies, but on the other hand... she wasn't coming back. As you know, General Millie was sold at the Sydney Royal Easter Show and I had made the mistake of telling the Captain that if she came back, there could be the opportunity for romance. He was a bit sad this trip, and didn't spend nearly as much time as last year out of his bag socialising. 

We started our trip a day early, with a trip to see The Lion King at the Regent Theatre with our friends Alicia and Matt! It was a spectacular show - some of the most amazing costumes I've ever seen. At interval, the Captain tried out his Simba impression :P 


We stayed that night at the Hotel Windsor, which I mostly chose because it was the place where The Hon Phryne Fisher first lived when she arrived back in Melbourne! It was incredibly swanky (possibly even too swanky) but we had a very enjoyable time and a delicious breakfast. 


On Good Friday we headed over to our new house in Footscray and our fellow travellers trickled in over the afternoon :) In the evening, we went to our favourite restaurant (Palookaville in Fitzroy, can't recommend this place enough) and then to see Gillian Cosgriff at the Trades Hall in the evening. Oh man, if you ever get the chance to go see this amazingly talented and musical lady, DO IT. The Captain and I had our photo taken with the star herself and The Ugliest Bag in the World.


Saturday was a fairly relaxing day, because in the evening we had not one, but TWO shows to see, in not one, but TWO Spiegeltents!!

The first one was Head First Acrobats performing Elixir, at the Wonderland Spiegeltent in Melbourne's Docklands. Three incredibly hot guys, doing amazing feats of acrobatics and getting increasingly undressed... excuse me for a moment.




Our second Spiegeltent experience for the night was an old favourite, Ali McGregor's Late-Nite Variety-Nite Night. The Captain sneaked on to the stage before it started...


The lady herself, Ali McGregor was brilliant, and the guests were East End Cabaret, Tony Law and Nina Conti, and I think we achieved 100% audience participation! 


Our Pat had at least one of the ladies of East End Cabaret on his knee, Deniz got dragged up on stage for a surreal interpretive dance on caring for the world with Tony Law, and my poor, poor brother was nominated to be Nina Conti's ventriloquy victim... Let's just say, there are videos, and the packed out audience all nearly split themselves laughing :D 


After the show the Captain met up with East End Cabaret - you should definitely check them out on Youtube if you want some risque, musical silliness.


A very late night, including the end of daylight savings, made Sunday a very quiet day. On Sunday evening we saw the always hilarious Cal Wilson at the Swiss Club, and since we were a bit early, Captain Poprocks tried his hand at standup comedy, but the microphone was just a little bit too high.


Giving up on being heard, he decided to entertain us with some pre-Cal pole-dancing...


Following a delicious schnitzel dinner at the Swiss Club, we toddled down to the Athenaeum to see Adam Hills! In a familiar theme for the weekend, as the show went on there was progressively more nudity! 


Monday night was our house party! We all dressed up for a Wild West Cookup of Mexican food (chicken fajitas on the barbeque and slow cooked beef carnitas) with all the trimmings, and then tasty and cheap jam doughnuts from the world famous doughnut van at Footscray Station. They squirt the jam out of a dolphin!  
We all tried to solve the mystery of "Who Shot Mayor Poprocks?" with the man himself playing the title role with great panache. He is still refusing to take the bandanna off. 


Tuesday night was the end of my spoons for the week, so while I stayed at home with crochet, takeaway Thai and TV, the rest of the group went off to see Watson perform "Who's Afraid of the Dark" at Old Melbourne Watch House. By all reports it was an excellent show, and as Pat said, "Comedy which requires a safe word is the best kind of comedy". They've been nominated for a Golden Gibbo, which is awarded to a local, independent show that bucks trends and pursues the artist's idea more strongly than it pursues any commercial lure. The winners are announced tomorrow night! 

What a week! And the best part? We're already booked in for next Easter :D

What did you get up to over the Easter long weekend? 

Take care,
Michelle

Tuesday, 20 January 2015

The Ups and Downs of Ramps and Stairs

Hello and welcome to our new readers, and hugs for our old friends :) 

I have something a bit special for you today. A few weeks ago my lovely blog friend Jodie at Lupey Loops wrote a tribute to an incredible Australian disability activist, Stella Young, who passed away suddenly in December 2014. She also wrote about a planned yarnbombing memorial for Stella, who was a passionate knitter, and laid out some of the many reasons why such an event was exceptionally misguided. This got me thinking about my own experiences of exclusion from public spaces when I am using my wheelchair and in particular an article one of my best friends, Matthew Dunn, wrote about it a few years ago. 

He has agreed to allow me to republish his article here for you, and I encourage you to share his story with your friends and family - the more people who are able to notice the ways in which we set up our world to exclude those of us who do not have equal ability, the more chance there is that we, as society, can do something about it. As Stella herself said, "No amount of smiling at a flight of stairs has ever made it turn into a ramp". 


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The Ups and Downs of Ramps and Stairs
by Matthew Dunn
first published in Voiceworks Magazine Issue 92
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When Michie got her wheelchair everyone wanted a ride. That may sound callous, but with her condition a temporary one, and being amongst the young at heart, my friends and I were eager to take it for a spin. Like crutches passed around the schoolyard after a hurt ankle, the wheelchair did the rounds. We wanted to see how fast we could go, how hard it was to turn. But the real lessons resulted from seeing a previously invisible illness take physical form. Suddenly, a poorly understood and often ill-diagnosed condition was given a symbol so insistently recognisable that it could not be ignored. In some circumstances this made life easier, drawing a nebulous collection of symptoms into their most essential point: restricted movement. But it also exposed Mich to discrimination systemic of a society that functions on the assumption of equal ability.

In many ways Michie was extremely lucky. Though her chronic fatigue restricted her to the wheelchair for long trips, she was able to walk around the house and even climb a step or two with assistance. The cause of chronic fatigue syndrome is not yet understood, but it’s basically what it says on the tin: tiredness way out of proportion with the things you do. Not just lifting heavy things or running, but mental exertion as well. In Australia, over 180,000 people are believed to be affected by chronic fatigue, so it’s likely you know someone with the syndrome.

Of course, you may not realise. As with many disabilities, a casual glance will not convey the seriousness of the condition or the challenges it creates. Like fibromyalgia, depression or dozens of other invisible illnesses, chronic fatigue doesn’t flag its presence to passersby. As a consequence, people are remarkably adept at marginalising and ignoring the sufferers of such conditions. Even with full knowledge of what was happening, it was not until the permit appeared in her car that I realised Michie could be classified as disabled. The word hadn’t occurred to me. To accept her condition as a disability meant a whole new level of seriousness. But what other word could there be for a chronic illness that hinders movement, made everyday chores a challenge and full-time employment all but impossible?

Mich had experienced all of the above, losing her job as a lawyer when her sick days ran out and becoming heavily reliant on her husband to keep the household running. But if there was one thing she was not going to lose, it was our pilgrimage to the temples of comedy. Each year Mich and I, accompanied by about a dozen other friends, make the trip down to Melbourne for the comedy festival. We rent an enormous house, criss-cross the city in search of delicious food, collect geeky paraphernalia and, of course, we laugh ourselves silly at some of the best comedy the world has to offer. Developing chronic fatigue syndrome was never going to stop Michie from this yearly tradition. However no amount of enthusiasm could alter the fact that she would have to approach that year differently. We found accommodation as close to the city as we could afford and allowed extra time for getting between venues. And for the first time Mich hired a wheelchair.

Without the chair, the trip wouldn’t have been possible, but it presented a whole new range of challenges both expected and previously obscured. Public transport, naturally, was no easy feat. Our adopted home was situated on a tram line, so we made a few attempts to catch it into the city. Whilst Mich was strong enough to climb the few steps aboard, the task required military precision. After arriving early at the tram stop, we would spread our group across multiple entrances to avoid jams. When the doors opened one person would help Mich up the stairs as another folded the wheelchair and hauled it aboard. After everyone’s personal space had been violated we would finally arrive in the city, only to do it all in reverse, this time with twice as many other passengers. In the end, it was hardly worthwhile struggling with public transport. Even taking into account the occasional narrow, tree-root-cracked footpath, most of the time it was easier for one of us to roll out early with Mich rather than waiting for the tram.

Of course, accessible trams do exist in Melbourne. With lowered floors and specially designed stops, they allow easier access for the mobility impaired as well as the elderly and parents with prams. Just under one hundred of Melbourne’s trams are accessible by design, but coming from the largest operating tram network in the world, this represents a mere fifth of their total fleet. For the able-bodied these accessible trams are indistinguishable from their traditional counterparts. Indeed, it was only when Mich got her wheelchair that I realised they existed, despite having taken one to St Kilda the year before. But in our adopted suburb the trams were tall and merciless. It was a small difference of design, but a powerful symbol of institutional priorities. Seeing how easily this hardship could be averted made me realise just how much the practical impact of disability was socially constructed. It was not just Michie’s illness that made it difficult, but the expectations of youth and health we had built in to our infrastructure. This was echoed in the buildings themselves. After years of visits, many of the venues were now familiar, but this year we often needed to navigate our way down unmarked corridors to infrequently used elevators. These difficulties followed us home. Despite having carefully chosen a place with a kitchen, bathroom and bedroom on the ground level we arrived to find an unfortunately placed table blocking the hallway. This became more than merely unfortunate when we discovered that it was, in fact, bolted to the floor. Enough room for walking, but definitely not for wheeling. Had Michie been fully confined to her wheelchair she wouldn’t have made it past the front room.

The most unanticipated challenge had nothing to do with narrow halls and everything to do with narrow minds. Despite Michie being the brains of the whole operation — coordinating accommodation and shows, aligning the flight plans of friends from four different cities — she was often overlooked. I was slow to notice, being the unobservant oaf that I can sometimes be, but after a few nights of wheeling her around Melbourne, she pointed it out. The way people’s eyes would slide straight past hers, smiling in understanding at me, not her. No doubt many felt much the same way I did before sharing this experience with Mich, terrified that they would blunder onto sacred ground, expose their ignorance and cause insult. They thought, perhaps, that it was better to stay silent, to avoid contact. Of course, it bettered nothing. Such unofficial, unspoken segregation does more harm than any well-meaning fumble ever could. It sends a message that disability is something that should cause shame or fear — that it is a cross to bear silently and individually. But disability is not simply an isolated affliction. It is only through dialogue that there is any hope of remedy.

It’s now over a year since Michie was diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome and sadly, she hasn’t yet recovered. I spent the majority of last week acting as arms for hire, helping her pack her belongings for a shift to a new apartment. Her old place featured a bathroom and a kitchen separated by an insurmountable staircase. For Michie, that flight of stairs was a mountain. When I arrived to help with the packing she made the trek to the lower level and looked as unfamiliar with her surroundings as I did. She hadn’t been downstairs in months. Whilst having your man cook for you probably sounds like a dream to many a reader, for a foodie like Mich, having to choose a bathroom over the kitchen was heartbreaking.

So when Michie gave me the tour of her new, single-level place, complete with lift and nearby supermarket, she couldn’t have been happier. Armed with a single crutch and a handful of grocery bags she farewelled her husband and I and left for her first solo shopping expedition in a year. Half an hour later she returned, tired as f***, but utterly triumphant. It was a small step, to be sure, but as anyone who has ever used a wheelchair knows, mounting one small step can be one hell of an achievement. While Michie was able to conquer some of the most pressing difficulties of her situation, no single person is capable of effecting the kind of change necessary to improve the situation of chronic fatigue sufferers. Like many other invisible illnesses, it can often be ignored until the glaring sight of a wheelchair brings it into focus, but this need not, and indeed should not, be the case. Whether it be public transport or public perception, the only way to end discrimination is for people to take the challenging, but far more rewarding approach of engaging with sufferers of such conditions. By reading more, talking more and demanding change, we can all help to reduce the stigma and complications of these invisible illnesses.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Captain Poprocks visits the Great Ocean Road

Hello everyone! 

Captain Poprocks and I have just arrived home from a week's holiday in Apollo Bay, on Australia's Great Ocean Road. We travelled down together with my sister Kathryn and my mother Janelle to watch Kathryn run in the Great Ocean Road Ultra Half Marathon!

(You can read about Captain Poprocks' last adventure here)



We stayed in a lovely apartment in Marengo, which is the next village along the Road from Apollo Bay. It had a gorgeous view of Bass Strait, and we spent many lovely hours crocheting and drinking tea on the balcony.


The race was very exciting! Kathryn was participating in her very first half marathon, and it was an ULTRA half marathon! She has been training and fundraising with CanToo, and organised with her Rotary Club to dollar match donations to support End Polio Now to take advantage of the matching from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Altogether she raised $8,488.00, which is a pretty amazing total! Mum and I found a spot along the final stretch to watch all of the runners come in. When Kathryn came around the corner, she was even still smiling! 


                                   

We are so proud of Kathryn for running so far, and finishing her first half marathon in pretty close to the time she was aiming for! 


               


                       

She was pretty tired afterwards though...




Captain Poprocks got into some photos with the other CanToo runners who were participating in events over the weekend - even scoring a drink in this one!



After the race (and recovering from the race), we did some exploring of this beautiful part of the world.

There were amazing beaches...






... incredible rainforest...







... craggy coastlines ... 




... beautiful farmland ... 



... memorials to the building of the road (you can read about the history here) ...


... and even some yarn bombing! 



The Captain was a bit naughty once, when he scuttled onto a someone's land to get a better look at the river:


We also enjoyed some really good food - definitely know where to eat again if we go back next year!



On the way home, Captain Poprocks got to indulge in one of his favourite pastimes - puzzles and games.



Overall, we had a wonderful trip and I am definitely hoping Kathryn (and maybe some more friends?) will run the Great Ocean Road Marathon next year so we can go back! 

But Captain Poprocks? I think he just wants to hit the beach :) 



Thursday, 24 April 2014

The Adventures of Captain Poprocks

We just got back yesterday from our annual pilgrimage to Melbourne for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! This is the 10th year that we have travelled down together as a group - 19 people this year :)

Captain Poprocks, my candy hippo, travelled along with us and had some very special experiences!



It was very early on Good Friday when we arrived at the airport in Sydney. The Captain was very excited for his first ever plane flight, and spent most of the time looking out the window at the NSW/Victorian countryside going past.






We also bought some trashy magazines, and luckily the Captain is good at crosswords.



After arriving in Melbourne, Captain Poprocks made some new friends in the taxi on the way into the city!



First we left our bags in my brother's Melbourne office, and the Captain sneaked some photos in reception ;) 



We went to brunch at Tropicana, a fabulous little cafe on Elizabeth Street, which has some pretty awesome decorations.


    

We had an early dinner at a gorgeous little Italian restaurant off Collins Street. Captain Poprocks particularly liked Kiah's baked macaroni! 



Our first show was Puppet Up! Uncensored, by Henson Alternative, all the way from the USA. We had seen this group perform a few years ago, and just loved the combination of improvisation, muppets, and smuttiness :P The Captain even got to have his photo taken with some of the puppets and puppeteers afterwards!




On Saturday, we met up with some Melbourne friends in Lygon Street and discovered this amazing Italian bakery and coffee shop called Brunetti's. I can't believe we've never been there before! I had profiteroles and a cherry custard tart, and Kiah had this amazing chocolate caramel creation. Captain Poprocks loves sugar, but I think perhaps he indulged a bit too much...





On Saturday night we saw Matt Okine, who was very funny but also quite melancholic, and then Ali McGregor's Late-Nite-Variety-Nite-Night at the Spiegeltent. As usual, our group was in the front two rows, and as usual, we overtook most of the audience participation. There were two standup comedians, a hula girl and a musical comedian, as well as Ms McGregor herself performing songs quite outside of their usual style - all very funny and entertaining!



Captain Poprocks was brought up on stage by the first guest, Doc Brown, and I think has developed a little taste of fame! He managed to score a cuddle and a picture with the lady Ali herself after the show.


On Sunday we went to the Queen Victoria Markets to get supplies for the $5 lunch challenge. This is an idea we stole from YSA Melbourne - every person in the group is allocated to a category (meats, cheese, bread, fruit or drinks) and is allowed to spend $5 in that category.  Then we all meet up in the park and have a big picnic, sharing our finds. The Captain was too tired and hungover to come out of his bag for the picnic. 

In the evening we saw Cal Wilson, one of our favourite comedians, perform her show about what her life might have been like if she'd been born different or taken different paths. Again the Captain was too nervous to come out of his bag during the show (I was the star of this one...), but he snuck onto the stage at the end for a quick piccy. 



After the show we headed back to Fitzroy to have dinner at one of our favourite Melbourne restaurants, Palookaville. Captain Poprocks went off with another person in the group - was she a bad influence on him, or the other way around?



Easter Monday we had a free day until the evening, when it was time for our 10th Anniversary Regressive Dinner! 

We started off with liquid nitrogen icecream at LN2...





...then went to Bimbo Deluxe for pizza and drinks (and some very interesting interior design and cocktails)...





... and finished up back at our house for more cocktails and chips for entree! 





It was also a birthday day, so there was pirate ship cake!




On Tuesday we were planning to go to Acland Street, St Kilda to eat vast quantities of cake, but the weather gods conspired against us to make a cold, wet and windy day. Sensibly, we decided to stay at home! 

In the afternoon we had a super special 10th anniversary surprise - one of our favourite comedians, Tegan Higginbotham, came to do her show for us in our living room! It was pretty awesomely amazing and lots of fun, and we got a little photo with Tegan and her friend Paul Verhoeven afterwards :)



Most of the group then went to a taping of The Project at the Channel 10 studios at South Yarra, and we all met up again in the city at Stalactites for an impressive Greek feast. So much delicious meat...

It was a great trip, and I'm pleased/terrified to say that I've already received some deposits for next year's Easter Melbourne extravaganza! 

We love being away, but heading home is something special :) And now when Captain Poprocks goes to his forever home, he will have lots and lots of stories to tell!