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segunda-feira, 15 de fevereiro de 2010
domingo, 3 de agosto de 2008
quarta-feira, 14 de maio de 2008
quarta-feira, 7 de maio de 2008
L' HERITAGE DU MAI 68
sábado, 26 de abril de 2008
segunda-feira, 25 de fevereiro de 2008
A PIADA DA NOITE
Ainda a prpósito dos Óscares aqui fica a piada da noite:
"Normally when you see a black man or a woman president, an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty,” Jon Stewart
segunda-feira, 28 de janeiro de 2008
A ANEDOTA DO DIA
domingo, 4 de novembro de 2007
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED
Contundente, este vídeo dos Monty Python.
Nesta altura a SIDA ainda nem tinha aparecido. Cerca de 30 anos depois a posição da Igreja Católica pouco ou nada mudou.
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Marcadores:
Humor,
Letras,
Monty Python,
Religião,
Vídeos
sábado, 20 de outubro de 2007
domingo, 19 de agosto de 2007
segunda-feira, 9 de julho de 2007
quarta-feira, 4 de julho de 2007
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