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segunda-feira, 15 de fevereiro de 2010

domingo, 3 de agosto de 2008

quarta-feira, 14 de maio de 2008

TIMEBOMB

www.totalleh.com - click to visit
I am a timebomb
A ticking ticking ticking timebomb

quarta-feira, 7 de maio de 2008

L' HERITAGE DU MAI 68

Divorciado, namorado de uma cantora e ex-modelo.
Será que sem a herança do Maio de 68 este homem ainda seria presidente da França?

sábado, 26 de abril de 2008

PARA QUE NÃO HAJA DÚVIDAS


"Vão-se todos suicidar!"
Alberto João Jardim

Ganhe quem ganhar
o melhor mesmo
é aprender a nadar

segunda-feira, 25 de fevereiro de 2008

A PIADA DA NOITE


Ainda a prpósito dos Óscares aqui fica a piada da noite:
"Normally when you see a black man or a woman president, an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty,” Jon Stewart

segunda-feira, 28 de janeiro de 2008

A ANEDOTA DO DIA


Para descontrair da postagem anterior:

«Alguns estão a tentar dar lições de esquerda ao PS, mas não me recordo de um período onde um Governo tivesse deixado tantas marcas de esquerda»
José Sócrates.

domingo, 4 de novembro de 2007

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED



Contundente, este vídeo dos Monty Python.
Nesta altura a SIDA ainda nem tinha aparecido. Cerca de 30 anos depois a posição da Igreja Católica pouco ou nada mudou.

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

sábado, 20 de outubro de 2007

CARTOON



SAKURAI

domingo, 19 de agosto de 2007

segunda-feira, 9 de julho de 2007

O SEGREDO DA FELICIDADE

Calvin & Hobbs, Bill Watterson, tradução de Helena Gubernatis
Todos os dias no Jornal Público

quarta-feira, 4 de julho de 2007

USE A CONDOM


Seja o que for que tu faças ou quem faças usa sempre o preservativo.