Terracotta juglet, 1900BC-1725BC, Cyprus.
Kohl tube and stick, 1550BC-1500BC, Egypt.
Cup of Nesikhonsu, 990BC-969BC, Egypt.
Festive yarmulke, 1700s, Poland.
Hunting whistles, 1500s, Germany.
Yang Gufei Presenting the Peach of Immortality to Emperor Xuanzang by Kano Tansetsu, 1683, Japan.
Earrings, 2nd-1st millennium BC, Iran.
Fan handle, 1650, France.
Terracotta box, 510BC, Greece.
Study of Flowers by Alexander Marshall, 1680.
Terracotta vessel in the shape of a lobster claw, 460BC, Greece.
Jar, 7th century BC-5th century BC, Paracas, Peru.
A Spring Evening by Philip Wouwerman, early 1660s, Holland.
I’m thinking of opening up a motel and calling it “The Sleep n’ Fuck”. Wouldn’t that be a good honest name for a motel? Who needs this "Shady Pines” bullshit? “The Sleep n’ Fuck” motel; get me one of them big neon signs, “Sleep… Fuck… Sleep n’ Fuck!” You put it right at the Jersey entrance to the Holland tunnel you know?
--George Carlin