City storm siren, location unknown.  

my wedding song

Dystopian

“look at this highlight”

I can’t breathe omfggggghhh

I love her

“this is 24 karat, this is miracle from Alah.”

My aesthetic is “would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens”

Brass nails and why I have them.

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

another view 

HERE’s is the reason:

I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.

If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:

Here’s how chose to fix this problem:

Shoot bullet, collect casing.

cut bullet.

The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:

clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:

sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.

Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.

it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.

Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.

Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.

Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.

OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.

excellent

this is some steampunk shit and i love it

Holy shit, this is literally the coolest thing I’ve read all day.

“Here’s how I chose to fix this problem:

shoot bullets, collect casing”

I would have totally rocked these back when I had a goth phase.

If I could have nails these are the nails I would have

@coldwarsaint

Power Rangers:

Beauty and the Beast:

And Star Trek Beyond:

All three studios made a big deal out of making LGBT characters textual, but they still assume their audiences are just as narrow-minded as they are.

Link

I fucking screamed

Stop saying Aromantics and Asexuals aren’t valid. Not everyone wants to marry, have sex or have kids. Because I’m tired of guys telling me that “I haven’t found the right one” or “Just have kids. Its not bad.” ugh…..

I read ace/aro as “Ace Arrow” which sounds like the name of a character in a children’s western

Let's write it!

if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

Okay…but what if you think about yourself from 15 years ago and think you’d be cool with watching TV together? Or sharing your games?

I still cringe at things I did when I was 12

When I was 12, more then anything I wanted the Holy Grail from Sailor Moon. They had it at Walmart for $14.99 and I needed it or I would die. Mom said no. I would be 13 soon and I would feel shame for having such toys. I wouldn’t want it in under a year and it would have been a waste to spend that $14.99 on something I would grow tired of so quickly. She said she’d wait and get me makeup for my birthday instead.

….When I was 21, I went on ebay and found the Holy Grail from Sailor Moon on ebay. It was beaten up and some of the gold chrome had worn off leaving ugly yellow patches of regular plastic peaking through. It was $3000 plus shipping. I emailed my mom the link. Told her I still wanted it and reminded her I still wasn’t wearing makeup.

I turned 30 in January. Thanks to the release of Sailor Moon in the form of Sailor Moon Crystal, the Holy Grail is back in stock. They have it at Think Geek for $100. I was alerted mom that I still want it. However, I am an adult with a job and I pay bills. I will grant mother a grace period to realize she was very wrong about me. If she fails this grace period, I will use my adult with a job paycheck to get it myself and then hold this over her head until one of us dies.

I got older, I am more educated. I have expanded horizons, but I never actually changed beyond becoming confident in myself.

I will never not reblog this little cutie

This is a gift

Awe

@letters-to-lgbt-kids

Thankyou for tagging me! What a beautiful, lovely edit! <3 

So @birdhism and I had a birb war…

Mollie the Titan vs Phoenixzilla! Taking bets!

i finally watched kimi no na wa… and here are my sketchy contributions to the ML au because i’m utter trash

my headcanons: