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I am a planet

@pluto-officially

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"Oh, hello, I am Pluto"

[image made by @art-wizard-m]

Name: Pluto

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Ace/Panro

Quotes:

"My dice? I'd love to show you!"

"My moons? ah....I have five, charon...nix and styx........water snake..............the other one, I'm sure they're fine"

"I'ts just a little cold, nothing new"

"Turns out the multiverse is real, now there are two of me"

check out @truly-pluto, the one from this timeline, I am from a different one but stuck here now, still, happy to be here!

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Can't help but feel I should rebrand this to pluto the god

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Anonymous asked:

anything to say on charon and you being tidally locked so that your tombaugh regio (the heart shape) is /always/ facing away from it?

...charon knows what he did.

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cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

...wrong pluto buddy

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cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

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EVERYONE, COME FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT FOR 350 FUN SUPRISES IN LIKE 8 HOURS

were doing this message early so I can annoy as many of you as possible.

5 hours, 38 minutes, unless tumblr a Lil bitch and says we're still in the gmt+1 zone

4 hours and 30 minutes before in getting publically executed!!!

Got a whole 3 followers in the 5 minutes since the last update.....do y'all want me dead?

Only 3 hours and 31 minutes left before I get 350 people blocking me!!!

I'm scared @the-official-netherlands please don't hurt us!!

I won't physically!

That's not comforting

I might mentally!

Don't worry, only 3 hours and 20 minutes left

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EVERYONE, COME FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT FOR 350 FUN SUPRISES IN LIKE 8 HOURS

were doing this message early so I can annoy as many of you as possible.

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