The whole damn state works for the feds
"average Virginian into interrogation kink” factoid actualy just statistical error. average virginian fantasizes interrogation 0 times per year. CIA, who lives in Langley & thinks about interrogation over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
i know it's hard. but i so firmly believe the strongest antidote to loneliness is reaching out first. and continuing to reach out. again and again and again. excise any scrap of shame you hold about being the person who texts first or pitches the plan or asks to get lunch. everyone is tired and busy and struggling. and afraid of feeling unwanted and unimportant. don't let the people you love feel that way. reach out first. don't be a ghost in your own life.
My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
Because of woke.
just gonna say it we as a society are never going to have an image as funny as this one again
*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.
Wow that’s a great kitty! Congratulations!! But I have to tell you, I think you might have TWO kitties!
Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:
what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?
do you think people aren't going to read this part?
fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi
an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
We take so much for granted. You just had to raw dog a headache and annoying men
oh okay
every image from this facebook account is so good
I showed this to my husband and his response was: 😦…what?…☹️WHAT?
would you like a nice glass of
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.
Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?
i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.
i know, it's so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i'm fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i'm okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.
for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can't just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn't help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.
The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change
Sometimes I think about those old photographs from the late 1800s of snow drifts taller than a person, right in the heart of major cities, and then I think about how for the last 3 years we haven't had enough snow here to cover the grass.
I never thought I would notice such a difference between in my own short 33 years on this planet. Like in the 90s it got cold and snowed a lot here in Pennsylvania?!!
Last night my partner dreamed that Jimmy Carter gave a public address to announce that Joe Biden was transgender. Today Jimmy Carter died. Wonders never cease
they had to stop him
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
