Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

she's trying to foist this shit onto me too

My dumbass thought at first the jumblr tag were just users who were enthusiastic about denim products

Would you also believe that when I first saw the simblr tag for a few seconds I thought it was about fans of Simba from The Lion King

I was battling admiring this very low-poly rat, and, uh... this happened.

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

Thank u for this contribution

Did you know that there are Godzilla shaped Christmas trees?

I'm not kidding. Look it up. They slap.

Original art by @gojiberry-bbq

I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette

#smoke a beer. drink an ice cold cigarette#thats how i feel ever day

nodding.

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merr krismass here's an oldie but a goodie

There goes Mister Cringefail! There goes Mister Sucks!

His conduct points to friendlessness - I doubt he ever fucks!

I'm sure he's big on Twitter, where they like a pompous ass,

His takes are cruel and byzantine - he needs to touch some grass.