Olle Nyman (1909 - 1999) - Still Life Plant in Pot. Oil on panel.

A screech owl attacks ornithologist Arthur A. Allen as he examines its young By: D. G. Allen From: The Book of Bird Life 1961

painted this while procrastinating my various responsibilities 😔 tempera on paper, 19 x 27 cm. sold

they goncharov'd my girl...

The Tingler (1959) dir. William Castle

this is what it sounds like whenever someone tries to come up with a plausible non-nazi explanation for Elon Musk's dumb ass giving a Nazi salute

When you only have 4 Tupperware containers and the 3 smaller ones are in the freezer, the avocado gets the penthouse suite.

Why is there a sudden influx of people reblogging this post about an avocado I made 5 years ago?? How do you explain shit like this to the folks from Meta/Twitter??

FOR ANY WRITERS OR THOSE WHO LIKE GOTHIC LITERATURE

I found this. It's basically a huge list of how to write in a gothic horror-like style. It gives you words to use, and what types of adjectives to put down, and it explains them rather than just giving you a list too. I hope someone beyond myself finds this useful because holy shit am I going to use this tool

"Oh, they have to get rid of the headphone jack to improve water resistance" I literally have a cell phone that's rated for recording videos up to three metres underwater. It has a headphone jack. They didn't have to do any such thing.

my partner once put their phone through the first twenty minutes of a hot and soapy washing machine cycle (not on purpose)

it was fine

I'm so pissed right now. I know that fabric has been declining in quality for a while but I just bought new pajamas from kmart and they are literally see through. Not just through one layer of fabric either; I can see through the leg, that is, through 2 layers of fabric. These aren't clothes. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have strained soup through cheesecloth thicker than these pants. These are men's flannel pajamas, the kind people wear in winter, and they are made if shittier thinner fabric than even the most bargain bin bullshit halloween costumes. This "flannel" feels like plastic and is thinner than a chux wipe. Why is this even for sale.

i'm sorry but how did you go to kmart. where- where are there still kmarts. what alternate dimension are you from.

jesus are you unaware of the beautiful upside down land of australia and our possession of kmarts

they’re like everywhere here

that's where they went? damn.

they migrated dude

germany still has woolworths

So does Australia. Does anywhere not have woolworths?

The UK lost all theirs in the credit crunch.

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

yeah, so… listen, you’ve just made everyone in the group really uncomfortable because like, you know… you have hands. and some of us here have been hurt by people with hands, so… that makes you, like, a violent offender in the making, you know? because you have hands. and the other day stephanie said that you shook somebody’s hand and that’s like, basically a violent threat to us so. you need to leave actually

one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

i should've noted that our parties always had dress-up themes (pirate night, cowboy night, etc.) and he'd texted me and asked what the theme was for this one and i told him "just dress as yourself."

calvin and hobbes

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

I'm so pissed right now. I know that fabric has been declining in quality for a while but I just bought new pajamas from kmart and they are literally see through. Not just through one layer of fabric either; I can see through the leg, that is, through 2 layers of fabric. These aren't clothes. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have strained soup through cheesecloth thicker than these pants. These are men's flannel pajamas, the kind people wear in winter, and they are made if shittier thinner fabric than even the most bargain bin bullshit halloween costumes. This "flannel" feels like plastic and is thinner than a chux wipe. Why is this even for sale.

i'm sorry but how did you go to kmart. where- where are there still kmarts. what alternate dimension are you from.

jesus are you unaware of the beautiful upside down land of australia and our possession of kmarts

they’re like everywhere here

that's where they went? damn.

they migrated dude

germany still has woolworths