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@emtmercy / emtmercy.tumblr.com

And Castiel angel of the lord
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I feel like I’m out of podcasts to binge and only have weekly updates now which doesn’t carry me through the workday can you guys rec?

Here’s a list of ones I already listen to frequently

ONRAC, you’re wrong about, if books could kill, 5-4, normal gossip, American hysteria, red nation, I think not, STFU Nick lachey, crimes of the century, strange and unexplained, tooth and claw

and I’ve been recced maintenance phase many times and just don’t rly care for it that much (I agree with it politically just don’t enjoy it)

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Parrot was doing a strange new behavior and we were worried and thought maybe she had a feather irritating her or her skin had a boo-boo or smth but we solved it and the hilarious answer is that she got honey on her feathers from me making a smoothie and she’s eating it off her stomach lmao

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nevvaraven

Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

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if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

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The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

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“People making/buying merchandise of [insert Hollywood blockbuster] are all missing how the point of the movie was anti-consumerist!”- Actually you are missing how the point of Hollywood movies is to make money for shareholders and not to overthrow capitalism

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No hate because I would never expect someone without a biodick to know this but its really funny whenever I read someone's fantasy post about like using cum for lube or like milking someone for a really long time and it's clear they have never seen or smelled cum past like, an hour

My sexy torturer goes to unhook me from the sci-fi nonstop milking machine I've been trapped in for the last 24 hours but immediately passes out from the worst rotting smell ever produced in history hitting their nose upon opening the 5 gallon cum receptacle filled with a now browning sludge

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TERFs do not hate trans women because they think we Are Men they hate us because transmisogyny is a social force that permeates our society. "Hating men" is a post-hoc excuse.

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Liu Hao, Huang Tingwei, Poppy by Elizaveta Porodina for Modern Weekly China December 2024

Audrey Hu (Fashion Editor/Stylist), MingHu Zhang (Hair Stylist), Valentina Li (Makeup Artist)

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