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One unlucky day, Apollo falls sick before a trial. Trucy, thinking quickly, disguises herself as him and takes his place. She wasn't able to investigate, so she depends only on her sharp wits and the occasional help of Klavier Gavin, who's standing as her co-counsel.
A few weeks ago, a universe away, one fanfic author tried their very best to use their minimal knowledge of html to mimic an Ace Attorney trial, complete with pressing and objecting to statements. This is that trial.
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hi i need to tell you that when me and my friend fern @y2khaos watched sonic boom we ended up coming with an idea for an episode where, during a joyride in the canyon, they accidentally hit shadow with knuckles' jeep. they all think they killed him so they panic. and the jokes ultimately lead to me paying him real american dollars to draw this
peep the air shoe lodged in the truck wheel well
HE'S FUCKING DEAD.............................................................. imagining it now
everyone:...
sticks: nobody saw us come this way. we can roll his body off to the side, wash off the truck. nobody will know a thing
tails: i- i don't know. he can't really be dead, right? he's the ultimate lifeform!
sonic: okay, don't call him that, you're giving him too much credit
amy: sonic, have some respect! the man is dead
knuckles: i can't go to prison! i'm too soft!
sticks: you're not going to go to prison. i'll take care of this
amy: and if you did go to prison, you'd do really well there!
knuckles: y-you really think so?
amy, reassuringly: i know so
sonic: yeah, knucks. you're the strongest one here. nobody would mess with you
knuckles, tearing up: you guys... are the best friends an echidna could ask for
tails, poking shadow with a stick: he's still breathing
My favorite thing to do is come up with episodes of a children's show. Apparently
One day Tails misspells something on one of his machines and Amy corrects him and then comments to sonic and the others "you know, tails is so mature, sometimes I forget he's still a little kid" and sonic does a condescending head pat to Tails and says "heh, yeah, he's still a baby..... He's a baby....... He's a baby!!!" and looks immensely distressed and hugs tails while everyone else (including tails) is confused and vaguely annoyed. And then there's a three minute montage of sonic trying to be a good parent to Tails (making him eat his vegetables and go to sleep early) and annoying the crap out of tails
Sonic:..... It's pretty dangerous in the lab. You should start wearing a helmet. And your friend, too
Tails, looking back at Zoey: soniiiic you're embarrassing me!
Sonic: what? Hold on, what? I'm embarrassing you? I'm sonic the hedgehog! Sonic. The. Hedgehog. I'm the coolest thing around! I- Am I seriously being embarrassing?
Tails: YES
Sonic:
Sonic: (withers)
Sonic meets up with Amy and knuckles and sticks later at meh burger and says that tails called him embarrassing, and Amy asks excitedly if he needs some Advice From Amy, and he says no way. Nuh uh. He and tails don't do all that talking about feelings stuff. He's got this handled. Then he asks knuckles to step to the side to talk about something totally different, and once they're out of earshot, he says he absolutely does not have this handled. What should he do? And knuckles gives him some terrible advice, it doesn't work, he goes to sticks for advice, her advice doesn't work. Later that day Eggman has him trapped and so sonic takes the chance to ask him for advice too, and Eggman says that he should get tails a gift, and he gives sonic an extradimensional multitool, and says that tails will love it in the lab. Sonic says "I'm not an idiot. I know that's a trap", and Eggman confesses that yeah that one was a trap. This one though, this is the real thing. So sonic takes it and escapes and gives it to Tails, and obviously it's a trap also. Fire everywhere and falling debris and whatnot. Amy comes up and finally sonic asks for advice and Amy goes 😊😊😊 before yelling
Tails is like holding onto a flagpole and flailing in the winds coming from an artificial tornado and sonic let's himself get blown into the tornado so he can get up close to Tails and apologize. So their whole reconciliation is them yelling to be heard over the tornado
"TAILS, I'M SORRY I EMBARRASSED YOU. AND I'M SORRY I WAS SO ANNOYING. I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD CHILDHOOD, AND GROW UP HEALTHY AND STUFF. I WASN'T TRYING TO UPSET YOU"
"I KNOW! I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU EMBARRASSING. I WAS KIND OF ANNOYED AT YOU BABYING ME, BUT I KNEW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO BE NICE, SO I TRIED NOT TO SAY ANYTHING... UNTIL I SNAPPED. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSING. YOU'RE THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW!"
"NEXT TIME I'M BEING ANNOYING, YOU CAN JUST TELL ME TO KNOCK IT OFF. I WON'T BE UPSET WITH YOU"
"I WILL! I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE ALL DAY, BUT YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, SO I... DIDN'T"
"THIS ISN'T THAT BAD... HERE, COME IN FOR A BRO HUG"
"CAN WE GET RID OF THE TWISTER FIRST? MY FINGERS ARE GETTING SWEATY"
And as soon as the tornado is gone sonic gets a big head about tails calling him the coolest guy he knows
My favorite thing to do is come up with episodes of a children's show. Apparently
One day Tails misspells something on one of his machines and Amy corrects him and then comments to sonic and the others "you know, tails is so mature, sometimes I forget he's still a little kid" and sonic does a condescending head pat to Tails and says "heh, yeah, he's still a baby..... He's a baby....... He's a baby!!!" and looks immensely distressed and hugs tails while everyone else (including tails) is confused and vaguely annoyed. And then there's a three minute montage of sonic trying to be a good parent to Tails (making him eat his vegetables and go to sleep early) and annoying the crap out of tails
Sonic:..... It's pretty dangerous in the lab. You should start wearing a helmet. And your friend, too
Tails, looking back at Zoey: soniiiic you're embarrassing me!
Sonic: what? Hold on, what? I'm embarrassing you? I'm sonic the hedgehog! Sonic. The. Hedgehog. I'm the coolest thing around! I- Am I seriously being embarrassing?
Tails: YES
Sonic:
Sonic: (withers)
Sonic meets up with Amy and knuckles and sticks later at meh burger and says that tails called him embarrassing, and Amy asks excitedly if he needs some Advice From Amy, and he says no way. Nuh uh. He and tails don't do all that talking about feelings stuff. He's got this handled. Then he asks knuckles to step to the side to talk about something totally different, and once they're out of earshot, he says he absolutely does not have this handled. What should he do? And knuckles gives him some terrible advice, it doesn't work, he goes to sticks for advice, her advice doesn't work. Later that day Eggman has him trapped and so sonic takes the chance to ask him for advice too, and Eggman says that he should get tails a gift, and he gives sonic an extradimensional multitool, and says that tails will love it in the lab. Sonic says "I'm not an idiot. I know that's a trap", and Eggman confesses that yeah that one was a trap. This one though, this is the real thing. So sonic takes it and escapes and gives it to Tails, and obviously it's a trap also. Fire everywhere and falling debris and whatnot. Amy comes up and finally sonic asks for advice and Amy goes 😊😊😊 before yelling
My favorite thing to do is come up with episodes of a children's show. Apparently
One day Tails misspells something on one of his machines and Amy corrects him and then comments to sonic and the others "you know, tails is so mature, sometimes I forget he's still a little kid" and sonic does a condescending head pat to Tails and says "heh, yeah, he's still a baby..... He's a baby....... He's a baby!!!" and looks immensely distressed and hugs tails while everyone else (including tails) is confused and vaguely annoyed. And then there's a three minute montage of sonic trying to be a good parent to Tails (making him eat his vegetables and go to sleep early) and annoying the crap out of tails
Sonic:..... It's pretty dangerous in the lab. You should start wearing a helmet. And your friend, too
Tails, looking back at Zoey: soniiiic you're embarrassing me!
Sonic: what? Hold on, what? I'm embarrassing you? I'm sonic the hedgehog! Sonic. The. Hedgehog. I'm the coolest thing around! I- Am I seriously being embarrassing?
Tails: YES
Sonic:
Sonic: (withers)
My favorite thing to do is come up with episodes of a children's show. Apparently
One day Tails misspells something on one of his machines and Amy corrects him and then comments to sonic and the others "you know, tails is so mature, sometimes I forget he's still a little kid" and sonic does a condescending head pat to Tails and says "heh, yeah, he's still a baby..... He's a baby....... He's a baby!!!" and looks immensely distressed and hugs tails while everyone else (including tails) is confused and vaguely annoyed. And then there's a three minute montage of sonic trying to be a good parent to Tails (making him eat his vegetables and go to sleep early) and annoying the crap out of tails
My favorite thing to do is come up with episodes of a children's show. Apparently
because singing killed maria, okay?
Heard toxic til the end on the radio home and it wasn't even kpop hour... Has rose done it has she actually managed to Make It into the American mainstream music industry? Two songs on the radio is TOTALLY different from one song on the radio
Oh huh media that is tailor made to suit my interests fascinating. Oh fuckkkkk funny blue hedgehog
Guy who thinks he's in a "you loop every time you go to sleep at night" timeloop but actually he's in a "you loop every time you die" timeloop. And the killer is in the closet
Classic "two characters are stuck in a time loop and have to work together to escape it" episode of Sonic boom except it's sonic and shadow looping and it takes shadow months to realize that anything is wrong bc he spends all of his time in the void offscreen doing nothing talking to nobody going nowhere
Started imagining what a sonic and shadow timeloop episode would look like in boom and the more I imagine, the more I'm convinced it could happen. They immediately suspect Eggman ofc and burst into his lair and find him working on some stupid bullshit machine and they deduce from his behavior that yeah he has no idea what's happening, so they keep investigating. At the end it turns out to be Eggman... from the future! He explains that he made a machine that causes a timeloop to form around someone, so naturally he wanted to use it on sonic, but he knew sonic would just destroy the machine to stop the timeloop, so he invented another machine to go back in time. Sonic would never suspect a future Eggman! Sonic interrupts his explanation to ask why he didn't just like, go back in time to when sonic was a baby and defeat him then, and Eggman sheepishly admits that the time machine can't go back that far. It can only go back a week. Sonic repeats "a week" and asks if he seriously created a time machine AND a timeloop machine in a week, and Eggman says he's gotten hooked on energy drinks recently and he's kind of had trouble falling asleep so he just started building. Shadow finally speaks up to ask why he's in the loop, too. Why not just sonic? And Eggman puts on his best evil face and says it's revenge for betraying him. Shadow says it isn't betrayal if he never agreed to cooperate in the first place. Eggman gets mad and starts trying to destroy them in his usual manner, and obviously they kick his ass and destroy the machine. Finally free from the timeloop, the two of them look at each other and sonic says that maybe shadow isn't that bad after all, and shadow punches him in the gut and leaves him in the dirt. The end
The first time they meet up after looping, shadows like "... You did this, didn't you? You messed with something you shouldn't have and now we're stuck living the same day!" and sonic denies it but they start fighting... It cuts to the next loop, implying that they fought that entire day, and sonic and shadow meet up again and sonic goes ".... So, that didn't do anything. Eggman?" and shadow nods and repeats "Eggman" and that's how they start working together
