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One unlucky day, Apollo falls sick before a trial. Trucy, thinking quickly, disguises herself as him and takes his place. She wasn't able to investigate, so she depends only on her sharp wits and the occasional help of Klavier Gavin, who's standing as her co-counsel.
A few weeks ago, a universe away, one fanfic author tried their very best to use their minimal knowledge of html to mimic an Ace Attorney trial, complete with pressing and objecting to statements. This is that trial.
snake what the fuck
somehow, yes
like i literally had to google reaming just to make sure i wasn't somehow misinterpreting this as being about anything other than butt-fucking, but nope, that's exactly what it is
clover: "butt-fuckin' is easy. it's as simple as it could possibly be."
snake: "you have no idea what you're talking about. it literally could not be more complex."
clover: "my bad professor prostate didn't realize we had an expert over here"
If I was a kpop idol I would always be trying to encourage parasocial relationships with my fans while slowly convincing them that I'm being pursued by an unknowable beast
you're tuna
Nobody has ever canned me
go have some
yes the canned shit. it's so good
guys tuna is so freaking good
It's been three years since I posted this so I think I can now reveal that I used a randomizer to shuffle their names to put in this chart. To see how many people would say that they saw the vision. There was no vision I fear
Everything in this world is part of my game
It's been three years since I posted this so I think I can now reveal that I used a randomizer to shuffle their names to put in this chart. To see how many people would say that they saw the vision. There was no vision I fear
I had a dream that my cousin stayed over at my house for a week and he peed in the sink and I decided to become misandrist over it but then it turned out he was trying to kill me anyways
I'm in a time loop if anyone even cares
I'm losing my humanity
I haven't decided if the time loop is "going to work" or "existing in my body" but I just got home so signs are pointing towards the latter
I'm in a time loop if anyone even cares
I'm losing my humanity
I'm in a time loop if anyone even cares
blackpink lyricism>>>
what ARE we gonna do when she comes though with that that uh uh huh..?
new addition
can you guys make more coherent posts i'm getting a migraine and they're scarying me
