House knows damn well he doesn't wear underwear to work.
House (telling off the camera crew): No one gets to film Dr. Wilson except for me!
Probably the real reason Cole got fired.
Flirting it up in the operating room!
I’m looking forward to the on camera kisses.
Such domestic husbands! House husbands if you will. Broke into a house just so they can practice for when they live together (again!)
I think these two goons should have been dousing each other’s coffees with little blue pills. Then they would have had to ahem… help each other out during work.
WHAT ELSE could this scene POSSIBLY mean?!
Sister Wives: Medical Edition
Wilson (singing, terribly, off-key): I can buy myself flowers!
We all know what happens after you take someone to see a play, courtesy of South Park.
House: *fakes having cancer*
Cameron, Chase and Foreman: You’re a terrible person.
Wilson: Let’s go on a date!Â
They should have had Wilson kiss House here, I meannnnnn he would have distracted him so much better.
He’s so jealous Wilson picked House over him.
Just had to visit his man in rehab, only to get flirted with.
And they were cell mates.
They had a whole Supernatural episode in jail! They could have done that with an episode of House, too!