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I mean ideally the original joke would’ve been like... “see yall in five years for the battle. 2025 a-josh-calypse!!” because then we would hopefully not be in pandemic times. 

Also ideally, it would’ve been like..... A facebook event where OG Josh could send out actual announcements about what was happening and what the plan should be for attendees, or hell, even say “ok this one was a joke please dont do this thing” or “im giving all joshes an extra year to prepare, see yall 2022.”

But given that the guy was essentially doing on-the-fly damage control on a joke post that started circulating WAAAAY outside of his range of influence? It seems like he did the best he could. 

The way I see it, he saw how big the post had gotten. He KNEW people were going to show up at those random coordinates at that specific date/time from the original post no matter what he said or did, because like... not everybody is going to go back to the source and look for updates. So he said “Okay how can we make this as positive and safe as possible?” And this lone meme man did what he could with what he had. 

Given the circumstances I think things went about as well as they could have, so now we just gotta hope everybody who attended stays safe over the next few weeks.

Yeah, but tbh it was more effort than it was worth. I was ENSCONCED in that initial circle around the two Josh Swains. it was a shoulder-to-shoulder wall of Joshquest Spectators on all sides. 

I eventually backed out when everyone spread out to let all the first-name-Joshes into the inner circle. Honestly I didn’t even grasp the real size of the crowd until THAT MOMENT, I think. At that point I circled around to the back of the crowd, got my video of the Final Josh Battle from there, and waited in my car for the rest of it. 

u are incredibly valid, and have more foresight than me, who Honestly didn’t think there would be crowds

I did not have to travel, it was in my hometown!

And I do regret it a little bit. When I rolled up at like, 11:20, there were maybe 30 people there. It was a MASSIVE open, grassy area, and I thought, “oh cool, plenty of room for social distancing." Hell, we could’ve had a hundred joshes and spectators there and socially distanced just fine. Unfortunately, WAYYYY more people showed up than I think any of us bargained for. By the time I realized the crowd was closing in behind me, there were probably a solid 1k+ people there. So there I found myself on the front lines of The Joshening, and I figured. Well, it’s too damn late now, might as well record for posterity.

 And OG Josh, bless the guy, was doing his damnedest to keep the thing as covid-safe as possible. He literally had a pocket full of masks that he was offering to anybody he saw without one, and he really did pick the biggest open area he possibly could. He even picked pool noodles and rock-paper-scissors as “combat” methods that you could remain socially distant for! 

Dude knew the original post (which btw is literally from last year when I don’t think ANYBODY thought covid would last until April 2021,) had spiraled WAY beyond his ability to reel it back in, so he showed up, took responsibility, and tried to make the best of an absolutely fucking ABSURD situation. 

Had I known how many people would come out to a random-ass field in the middle of my fucking NOWHERE little city, I absolutely would have stayed home. As things stand, I don’t feel particularly at risk of spreading anything, I’m vaccinated and was masked up the whole time. But literally as soon as I realized how many people were around I got real fucking nervous. 

Did y’all know the vast majority of the people there were from OUT OF STATE? Like not even just out-of-town, but like, Not Even Within The State Of Nebraska. There was a guy there from Denver. There was a guy there from fucking WASHINGTON DC. All for the fucking Josh Battle. Literally if just people from Lincoln showed up, it probably WOULD have been like, maybe 30 people? And that would’ve been perfectly safe assuming everybody masked up and spread out.

It’s this wild combo of like “oh god unintentional superspreader event” but also.... Just a lot of people doing some real wholesome and silly shit?? Like... I’ll be real it was the most fun I’ve had since quarantine started. The vibes were wonderful. It just snowballed in a way I don’t think anybody could have foreseen or prevented once it started going?

idk thats my 2 Cents on The Joshening

well theyre working for me now bro idk what to tell u :/

i checked on both desktop and mobile

best i can offer at this point is About Here, Tags Here, Sideblogs here

the autistic community has HAD it, and is going to commit some casual arson and violence now. as a treat!

sorry i wasnt getting inbox notifs for a few days so im not sure how old this is but i got u dude

honestly as far as i can tell nobody in our city is required to wear uniforms? the only thing is they are REALLY serious about everybody needing to wear Very Specific Shoes for safety reasons.

rca’s here are required to like, have a personal car AVAILABLE that they can use? but you also need to be trained on the LLV trucks just in case your car breaks down or you’re subbing for a route that requires it. i am mostly going to be using my own car i think, but i do still have to drive the big truck for job training

thank u!!! i am nervous but mostly excited

WHOOPS sorry i totally forgot. fixed it

totally! i think the post youre talking about is this one: https://autisticmob.tumblr.com/post/190853784591/hello-everyone-i-am-now-ten-days-out-from-my-tiddy

but i just went back and tagged all the posts i made about it with #teat yeet lmao so you can also check that here for additional info and also like. Feelings Stuff And Such:

https://autisticmob.tumblr.com/tagged/teat-yeet/chrono

and tell ur friend congrats!!! thats so exciting!!!

serizawa speaks in memes irl and reigen doesnt realize it but the kids 100% do and it kills them a little

uuuugh ok thanks for the heads up

huh. thats actually a genuinely surprising one :0 i mean ill take it because i love A Boy lmao but dang now i gotta do some introspection or something

ahhh yeah i looked it up and the artist (ariel hart btw) has them released for download but you gotta print your own and its just the major arcana. hart’s deck is the only one i can find tho so i dont think a complete pre-printed deck is available unfortunately lmao

nah my dude im kc