You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel "safe area" where they're not allowed to fight anymore...

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should've fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part...

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn't remember or doesn't know it.

This book has:

It's dark, it's humorous, it's romantic, it's riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly...

It's unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I'd really appreciate if you'd help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences...and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post...you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

it's so sad.

how like.

gortash being proud of the dark urge for resisting their father is so glossed over.

like I know he was proud.

he was surprised the dark urge could resist bhaal but he was so excited to make them better than they were before.

it's not something I bet he'd even considered a possibility when they worked together. probably wouldn't dare say it aloud or else he would get a knife to the face.

his greatest secret dream, come true...

was lying on my back in the snow staring at the stars and my neighbor came over yelling cuz I guess he thought I had a heart attack or smth.

I had to sit up and be like hey, sometimes a guy wants to lie in the snow and stare at the sky.

maybe I'm a little odd.

but also it's so good for your mental health.

to just lie on the ground sometimes. especially snow.

look at the stars and the clouds and remember that you are human.

you guys think Gortash ever wonders how the Dark Urge is doing out there, still in the world of the living?

do you think that's more agonizing than being tortured by Bane

I try to be kind.

Because I know how hard it is for y'all to never be as correct as me, and honestly, I have so much sympathy for you 😔✊

stay strong.

endure.

I threw a snowball in my dog's face and my brother caught me and took a video and sent it to my mom and she was like why are you throwing snowballs in his face that's mean

and I was like not to victim blame, but he loves it.