Uses of The Spectator

Essays From Addison edited by J H Fowler Spectator. No. 10, March 12, 1711.
"Whoever wishes to attain an English style, familiar but not coarse, and elegant but not ostentatious, must give
his days and nights to the volumes of Addison."—Samuel Johnson.
So the boat's brawny crew the current stem, And, slow advancing, struggle with the stream: But if they
slack their hands or cease to strive, Then down the flood with headlong haste they drive— DRYDEN.

IT is with much satisfaction that I hear this great city inquiring day by day after these my papers, and receiving
my morning lectures with a becoming seriousness and attention. My publisher tells me, that there are already
three thousand of them distributed every day: so that if I allow twenty readers to every paper, which I look upon
as a modest computation, I may reckon about threescore thousand disciples in London and Westminster, who I
hope will take care to distinguish themselves from the thoughtless herd of their ignorant and unattentive
brethren. Since I have raised to myself so great an audience, I shall spare no pains to make their instruction
agreeable, and their diversion useful. For which reasons I shall endeavour to enliven morality with wit, and to
temper wit with morality, that my readers may, if possible, both ways find their account in the speculation of the
day. And to the end that their virtue and discretion may not be short, transient, intermitting starts of thought, I
have resolved to refresh their memories from day to day, till I have recovered them out of that desperate state of
vice and folly into which the age is fallen. The mind that lies fallow but a single day sprouts up in follies that are
only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. It was said of Socrates that he brought Philosophy down
from heaven, to inhabit among men; and I shall be ambitious to have it said of me, that I have brought
Philosophy out of closets and libraries, schools and colleges, to dwell in clubs and assemblies, at tea-tables and
in coffee-houses.

I would therefore in a very particular manner recommend these my speculations to all well-regulated families
that set apart an hour in every morning for tea and bread and butter; and would earnestly advise them for their
good to order this paper to be punctually served up, and to be looked upon as a part of the tea equipage.

Sir Francis Bacon observes, that a well-written book, compared with its rivals and antagonists, is like Moses's
serpent, that immediately swallowed up and devoured those of the Egyptians. I shall not be so vain as to think
that, where the SPECTATOR appears, the other public prints will vanish ; but shall leave it to my readers'
consideration, whether it is not much better to be let into the knowledge of one's self, than to hear what passes in
Muscovy or Poland; and to amuse ourselves with such writings as tend to the wearing out of ignorance, passion,
and prejudice, than such as naturally conduce to inflame hatreds, and make enmities irreconcilable.

In the next place, I would recommend this paper to the daily perusal of those gentlemen whom I cannot but
consider as my good brothers and allies, I mean the fraternity of Spectators, who live in the world without
having anything to do in it; and either by the affluence of their fortunes, or laziness of their dispositions, have no
other business with the rest of mankind, but to look upon them. Under this class of men are comprehended all
contemplative tradesmen, titular physicians, fellows of the Royal Society, Templars that are not given to be
contentious, and statesmen that are out of business; in short, every one that considers the world as a theatre, and
desires to form a right judgment of those who are the actors on it.

There is another set of men that I must likewise lay a claim to, whom I have lately called the blanks of society,
as being altogether unfurnished with ideas, till the business and conversation of the day has supplied them. I
have often considered these poor souls with an eye of great commiseration, when I have heard them asking the
first man they have met with, whether there was any news stirring? and by that means gathering together
materials for thinking. These needy persons do not know what to talk of, till about twelve a clock in the morning
; for by that time they are pretty good judges of the weather, know which way the wind sits, and whether the
 Dutch mail be come in. As they lie at the mercy of the first man they meet, and are grave or impertinent all the
day long, according to the notions which they have imbibed in the morning, I would earnestly entreat them not
to stir out of their chambers till they have read this paper, and do promise them that I will daily instil into them
such sound and wholesome sentiments, as shall have a good effect on their conversation for the ensuing twelve
hours.

But there are none to whom this paper will be more useful than to the female world. I have often thought there
has not been sufficient pains taken in finding out proper employments and diversions for the fair ones.

Their amusements seemed contrived for them, rather as they are women, than as they are reasonable creatures;
and are more adapted to the sex than to the species. The toilet is their great scene of business, and the right
adjusting of their hair the principal employment of their lives. The sorting of a suit of ribbons is reckoned a very
good morning's work; and if they make an excursion to a mercer's or a toy-shop, so great a fatigue makes them
unfit for anything else all the day after. Their more serious occupations are sewing and embroidery, and their
greatest drudgery, the preparation of jellies and sweet-meats. This, I say, is the state of ordinary women; though
I know there are multitudes of those of a more elevated life and conversation, that move in an exalted sphere of
knowledge and virtue, that join all the beauties of the mind to the ornaments of dress, and inspire a kind of awe
and respect, as well as love, into their male beholders. I hope to increase the number of these by publishing this
daily paper, which I shall always endeavour to make an innocent if not an improving entertainment, and by that
means at least divert the minds of my female readers from greater trifles. At the same time, as I would fain give
some finishing touches to those which are already the most beautiful pieces in human nature, I shall endeavour
to point out all those imperfections that are the blemishes, as well as those virtues which are the embellishments,
of the sex. In the meanwhile I hope these my gentle readers, who have so much time on their hands, will not
grudge throwing away a quarter of an hour in a day on this paper, since they may do it without any hinderance to
business.

I know several of my friends and well-wishers are in great pain for me lest I should not be able to keep up the spirit of
a paper which I oblige myself to furnish every day: but to make them easy in this particular, I will promise them
faithfully to give it over as soon as I grow dull. This I know will be matter of great raillery to the small wits ; who will
frequently put me in mind of my promise, desire me to keep my word, assure me that it is high time to give over, with
many other pleasantries of the like nature, which men of a little smart genius cannot forbear throwing out against their
best friends, when they have such a handle given them of being witty. But let them remember that I do hereby enter my
caveat against this piece of raillery.
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