Across The Line Audition Pack New

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PQA PETERBOROUGH

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Sunday 12th November


Her Majesty’s Theatre, Haymarket, St. James’s, London

AUDITION
PACK
Cast List
Across The Line Auditions will be a three-part process.

1. Dancing
2. Acting
3. Singing
Audition Timetable

29th April – Choreography (featured dancers will be cast from this audition)

6th May – Acting and Singing

Songs for Audition – Red and Blue Group


Please learn the section of the song as shown below:

Boys

ACT LIKE THEY DON’T KNOW US

CALL US A DISGRACE

TREAT US LIKE THEIR MINIONS

PUT US IN OUR PLACE

THEY PROMISED IF WE WORKED HARD

EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

THAT LIFE WOULD GET MUCH BETTER

WE WOULD BE ALRIGHT

WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE GET WHAT YOU’RE SAYIN’

TUNNELS! TOXIC@ TOUGH!

OUR LIVES ARE A NIGHTMARE

WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH


Girls

WE KNOW A PLACE

WHERE THE GRASS IS REALLY GREENER

SMILES ALL AROUND

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER

LAUGHTER EVERYWHERE

EVERYONE IS ALWAYS HAPPY

OH YEAH

WE ALL LOVE THIS PLACE

THERE IS NOWHERE THAT’S MORE PERFECT

OH YEAH

YOU COULD TRAVEL THE WORLD

BUT NOTHING COMES CLOSE

FOR AN INSTA POST

ONCE YOU’VE BEEN HERE WITH US

YOU’LL BE WALKING ON AIR

AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR

SHALLOWLANDS

THIS PLACE IS UNFORGETTABLE

ALWAYS BRIGHT

AND SHINY AND NEW

CITIZENS SO HAPPY, IT’S REMARKABLE

OH OH OH OH OH

OH

OH OH OH OH OH OOH
Acting Section

Blue and Red Group: Please learn all the lines of your preferred character. You will
also be considered for all other roles.

Green Group: If you would like to audition for a speaking role please learn all the
lines of ‘Citizens of Shallowland’. You will also be considered for non-speaking
featured ensemble roles based on the acting audition.

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Bailey
Look at me! I’m on a train! Yay! It’s fun! Hang on a sec…who’s driving? I hope they’re not on
strike again!
Where are we going? No one knows. What are we looking for? Not sure of that either!
Well! We need the three, unparalleled treasures, whose value is priceless and cannot be
measured! That could be anything. I suppose that’s why it’s a riddle. (Cheeky) Don’t you
just hate a plot where you can guess the ending?

Charlie
Why? I mean…how? How does this place give everyone everything they want?
But we’re a team, we need you! We need to find the treasures to solve the riddle.

Kai
Maybe it’s not, Parker, maybe in some places people aren’t cynical twenty-four seven,
maybe they’re just…well…nice!
Your Majesties, what I think Parker meant was…we live somewhere, where the people
aren’t happy and we were just wondering what your secret was?
Jax
Now is the time to stand up to them!
Revolt! Storm the palace!
Yes! The necklace, where did it go?

Parker
Sorry Kai, maybe, years of living in a cold, wet, underground tunnel with Johnny Toxic has
made me a little less rose tinted!
(Interpreting) Sparkle? No, I’m good thanks. We were wondering, how come everyone’s so
happy here? It just feels a bit unnatural…a bit…well…weird.

Riley
Yeah! Omigod, Omigod, Omigod I can’t believe this! (Looking to phone) I’ve got a signal!
I’VE GOT A SIGNAL! (Races around with excitement)
Stay with you? Why would I do that? I’ve got everything I want here.
Tunnels, treasures, riddles? It’s like a ridiculous fairy tale. This right here is real.

Dink
Remember we’ve got to save Tunneltown before bedtime!
Does this mean we can rescue Riley?
Riley! We knew you’d come through!

Regina Ville
(With disgust) How utterly revolting! (Sudden big smile) I love it! (To RILEY) Now all you
need is a good spray down and to work on your posture. (Over the next line REGINA pulls
and pushes RILEY into an awkward looking position) Stand up, shoulders back, hips
swingling, long legs lingering and smiiiiiiile!
Let me rephrase that! You’re not leaving! There we go, no question mark. Is that
grammatically correct enough for you, Parker?
Oh, I love it Squoochy Woo! I love it I love it I loooooove iiiiiiiiit
Tyran Rex
Here we are Pookey-poo! It’s our favourite time of day!
What’s going on here? Why were you singing and dancing?
You need our permission to do anything and everything!

Olivia Glib
Oooh! Did you hear what I did? Let’s hear it, for the very best that The Shallowlands has to
offer…..They’re big and getting bigger, they’re fab and getting fabber, they’re a royal
sensation, and they go by the name of Riley!
Remember…it’s what’s on the outside that counts

Rufus Smilewhite
I say! What brings you and your perfect features to The Shallowlands? Where you from
buddy?........It’s pamper time folks! We’ll see you again later today! Skin peeled, well-
heeled with your killer filler fresher faces.
We’ve all had enough, Regina! Enough of your rules, enough of your lies, enough of your
broken promises

Citizen Of Shallowland
Milo, Juno, Ellis, Beck, Isa, Ash and Bob
Good morning your Majesty!
Welcome to Shallowland where everything is perfect!
May your day be long and sunny!
May your jokes be long and funny!
May your lives be bright and breezy!
And your quarter pounder cheesy!

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