Tom and Jerry

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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Swoosh swoosh swoosh thwack thwack

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Thump pew

[CLATTERING]

[CLANKING]

Swish swish swish pfft

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[RUMBLING]

Thud thud thud

thump thump Yeow!

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[SIZZLING]

Boom

[TRAFFIC BUSTLING]

Are you almost finished? 'Just about.'

Don't forget the love seat.

We got it. 'And please hurry.'

'It's a long drive to our new house.'

'Tom! Thomas!'

'Hurry up, Tom. We're leaving.'


[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[YAWNING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Clink

thwap

thud screech boing

thud screech

[THUDDING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Grrr

[GULPS]

Brr-rr-rr grrr woof woof woof

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Woof woof woof Yaah!

Yaah!

[BARKING]

[YELPS]

[INTENSE MUSIC]

[DOG GROWLING]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Twang boing boing boing

[HORN HONKS]

[SNORING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[GASPS]

[YOWLING]

[ENGINE REVVING]

Boom

crash

Yeow!

[CLATTERING AND RUMBLING]

[CRASHING]

Screech

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[CRASHING]

[MELLOW MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Ding screech

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

Slurp
MAN #1: 'Hey, b*at it! No cats allowed!'

[LAUGHING]

[WATER SPLASHING]

Brrr rrr rrr

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

MAN #2: 'Well, well, well. Look at the big, brave pussycat.'

MAN #3: 'Yeah, picking on a little teensy-weensy mousy.'

He'll feel guilty for this for the rest of his days.

First time out in the cold, right?

And instead of being pals, you're fighting like a cat and a mouse.

MAN #3: 'They are a cat and a mouse, Puggsy.'

Uh, true, Frankie, but they gotta learn to be pals or they ain't gonna make it out here.
True, too?

All too true, too.

Frankie da flea's the name, I'm of French extraction.

[CHUCKLES] That just means before he met me he lived on a poodle.

I've been on the streets 2 years now.

My owners left me behind when they moved.

The name is Puggsy. What's yours?

I'm Tom. I'm Jerry.


You talked! You talked!

Oh, sure, I talk. What do you think I am, a dummy?

You said it. I didn't. Aw, you little pipsqueak.

I ought to..

Hey, how come you never spoke before?

There's was nothing I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand.

And there still isn't.

Alright, that does it, you little..

Oh, boy, you get me angry!

Uh-uh-uh! I told you before.

You guys have gotta learn to be friends.

Absotivilutely.

Puggsy and me's been through thick and thin.

And thin and thinner.

You gotta fight to survive.

It's a dog-eat-dog world.

Uh, that is not my favorite expression, Frankie.

Ooh, sorry. Puggsy's right, fellas. Listen.

♪ Hmmm ♪

♪ We two we're friends to the end ♪

♪ Ain't we my friend? ♪
♪ We kind of blend together ♪

♪ Coffee and cream boy what a team ♪

♪ You'll never find two other guys ♪

♪ Compatible as steak and fries ♪

♪ We're two of a kind ♪

♪ Much of a mind ♪

♪ We find our way together ♪

♪ Thinkin' as one ♪

♪ Searchin' for sunny skies ♪

♪ True the sun may turn to rain ♪

♪ We don't mind a drop of rain ♪

♪ But you won't hear us complain ♪

♪ Doesn't help to stop the rain ♪

♪ What's to gain if we complain? ♪

♪ Causes lots of stress and strain ♪

♪ We keep smilin' and the pitter-patter doesn't matter ♪

♪ Why let it drive us insane? ♪

♪ We know the weather will mend ♪

♪ Won't it my friend? ♪

♪ We'll weather life together ♪

♪ So what the heck? ♪


♪ Here's what we recommend ♪

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪ Take it, Frankie!

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ Be friends to the end ♪ Come on! One more time!

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪ Take it, Puggs!

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪ Uh-huh.

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ Be friends to the end ♪ Hey, come on, guys. You two try it.

'You can do it. Be friends.' No. No.

Alright, I'll give it a sh*t. Here we go.

♪ We two we're friends to the end ♪

♪ Ain't we my friend? ♪

♪ We kind of blend together ♪

♪ Coffee and cream ♪

♪ Boy what a team ♪

♪ You'll never find two other guys ♪

♪ Compatible as steak and fries ♪

♪ We're two of a kind ♪

♪ Much of a mind ♪

♪ We find our way together ♪


♪ Thinkin' as one ♪

♪ Searching for sunny skies ♪

♪ True the sun may turn to rain ♪

♪ We don't mind a drop of rain ♪

♪ But you won't hear us complain ♪

♪ Doesn't help to stop the rain ♪

♪ What's to gain if we complain? ♪

♪ Causes lots of stress and strain ♪

♪ We keep smilin' and the pitter-patter doesn't matter ♪

♪ Why let it drive us insane? ♪

♪ We know the weather will mend ♪

♪ Won't it my friend? ♪

♪ We'll weather life together ♪

♪ So what the heck? ♪

♪ Here's what we recommend ♪

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪

♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ Be friends to the end ♪ Again! Again! Take it home!

♪ The greatest gift in life's a friend ♪

♪ Pays a daily dividend ♪


♪ Be like us and start a trend ♪

♪ We're friends to the end ♪ Hey, you guys are the greatest!

I love it!

You are terrific!

Well, what do you say, fellas?

A cat and a mouse?

Friends?

That's disgusting. No way.

That goes double for me.

Well, can't say we didn't warn you.

True, Frankie? True, too.

Hey, maybe what you need is a bite to eat.

Follow me. Tonight we dine alfresco.

Oh, boy! We eat! Not you, mouse.

JERRY: 'Hey! Hey! Let me out of here, you stupid 'fraidy cat!'

'Come on, let me out of here'

'I'm gonna turn you into dog chow'

'when I get out of here! Come on, it's too dark in here.'

'Come back, you tom, you chicken!'

[HUMMING]

Hey, look! Chunk tuna!


Come on, Puggsy. Speed it up. I'm starving.

Psst! Hey, Puggsy. Yo! Pull up a tray, Tom.

It's chowtime.

Yeah, a trash can smorgasbord.

Delicious!

JERRY: 'Come on, you 'fraidy cat! You let me out of here right now!'

'What's the matter with you? Hiding me in a flower pot!'

'I'm gonna nail you to the wall when I get out of here, Tom!'

'Come on. Fight fair!'

Oh, Frankie, boy. We just hit the jackpot.

Aah!

JERRY: 'Hey, hey! Ooh! Ow!

Now you're gonna get it!'

[CLATTERING]

TOM: 'Hey, Puggsy.'

'Frankie? Puggsy?'

[ENGINE REVVING]

Ha ha ha! The stray catchers strike again.

Yeah. One more for the doc.

[EVIL LAUGH]
[INTENSE MUSIC]

Where did he go? Ah, well, more for me.

Mmm! Chunky tuna!

Clang

MAN #4: 'This is our turf, tootsie.'

In this mean old alley cats ain't pretty, p*ssy, pally cats and this is our domain.

I hope I made that plain.

'You're dead if you're not out of here.'

I wanna make that very clear.

This is how we are, and this is how we stay.

Okay?

[GULPS] Okay.

ALL: Okay.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

[SNAPPING FINGERS]

♪ What do we care about nice? ♪

♪ What do we care about sweet? ♪

♪ All that we care about's vice ♪

♪ And deceit ♪ ♪ Eatin' the mice ♪

♪ Cheatin' at dice ♪ ♪ Which is neat ♪

♪ We got no time for taste ♪


♪ Who's got the time to waste? ♪

♪ We got a better plan ♪

♪ To be as mean as we can ♪ Yeow!

♪ What do we care about grace? ♪

♪ What do we care about shy? ♪

♪ What do you say to a pie in the face? ♪

♪ Or to a punch right in the lunch? ♪

♪ Or the eye? ♪ ♪ We hate your ugly mug ♪

♪ This putrid place the lousy stinkin' human race ♪

♪ What we love most ♪

♪ Is just disgusting and gross ♪

♪ We don't care for sweet serenity ♪

♪ We prefer obscenity ♪

♪ Low-life language fillin' the air ♪ So there!

♪ What do we care for polite? ♪

♪ What do we care for genteel? ♪

♪ What do you say to a fight? ♪

♪ That's for real really corrupt ♪

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