Incite 01
Incite 01
Incite 01
Hey kids, welcome to Incite! A few lonely bytes of pure salty bias in a
world that keeps telling you you’ve made the right choices while you
wallow in misery. I’m your host, Laani Chutoi, and I’m here to help
you find the dark little corners of your bright shiney worlds where
you might actually make a few credits and claw your way out of the
bracket someone you never met decided you need to exist in.
Lets start up with the news, huh? I like news, you like news. Been a lot of big news
lately. You hear all that already. Here’s something you haven’t heard though: A little
trinket, just for my subscribers. Check it out:
What you’re looking at is a snap of a new line of MarsCo issue heavy armor.
Mechanically there’s nothing particularly special about it. Smoother joints, lighter on
the shoulders, you know, the usual array of simple upgrades. That’s not the part that
matters. It’s the shape.
MarsCo iconography typically contains their trademark kit-
ty somewhere or other in it. She’s changed shape and size over
the years, color, species on occasion, and you don’t really see
many patterns when you look around because -all- the subsidies
like to use her. So you get different angles all over the place,
different styles, stuff like that. But if you look at MarsCo’s official
documentation, their actual from-the-top letterheads, there’s a
pattern.
There are a lot of people who have said the success or failure of this venture hing-
es on MarsCo’s official involvement. TTI has publicly denounced the whole operation,
and there’s talk of them actively trying to sabotage it. ASR’s on the fence. There are
rumors of IRPF infighting between TTI contractors and Pulse or Progenitus contractors.
Mars is going to sway a lot and they haven’t officially weighed in one way or the other,
but unofficially, there’s this. If you ask me, they’ve picked a side. Which side remains to
be seen.
Security is standard: Mars’ Lockstock system. That’s a basic home security thing if you
haven’t dealt with it before. It guards doors and windows pretty well, makes a lot of noise
when it goes off, and alerts the local contracted security force. Entry is usually keyed to
a toggle or visual recognition off a front-door camera. So, good enough to stop you from
wandering in, but not too problematic to get around if they haven’t upgraded it after-
market. Fritz the front walk cam and the system will just assume it’s borked and go to
the toggle app backup. You can hack that, or try a vent or something. Long as you’re not
using the main access points you can probably find your way to the security pad inside
and disable it.
Main Entry
Back Entry (Even has the micro stall under the sink
for the acutely height-impared)
Every popshop is going to have a different layout because they can
print their configurations as they’re deployed, but there are limitations.
The building will always have two entrances and enough plumbing on each
floor for either a bathroom or some other water-based system; about 6
drains worth. Want to build an indoor waterpark? I like your style. Attach
another building. You can plop it on top and remove its floor and give your-
self, I dunno, a vaulted ceiling or something. The top building will share its
license with the lower and allow you to stick another six drains down there.
I see a lot of these where they drop two next to each other and get a third in the
back and it’s sort of the kitchen and paired bathroom deal, with seating in front. Three’s
the magic number I think, but the single units are great if you want full ownership because
they can actually drive themselves around so you can use it as a mobile workplace. Each
building unit has a modest reservoir and recycler in it for waste and water reclamation
(they figure you’re going to drop these things kinda...everywhere) but you can hook it up
to mains too. Standard MarsCo coupler, easy. Whole thing’s easy, they’re good with that.
Interior walls are printed and can be derezzed. Exterior can too, except
for the extension rig arms. All in all a pretty low security rig. I wouldn’t
go sneaking into these expecting to find top secret documents or vaults,
the building just isn’t robust enough to be safe housing that sort of thing.
But hey! Who am I to tell you what to do. Leave that shit lying around!
Who are you afraid of, right? Surely not I. I’m your friend!