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SONG- Minions universal opening
DANCE - Despicable Me

Scene 1 -The plan

Dr. Nefario: Rishi Oh Gru, I know you must be feeling sad. But to me, you will always be the greatest villain.
Gru 1: Masamo What? What happened?
Dr. Nefario: Rishi It’s all over the news. Someones stole a pyramid. Everyones saying it makes other villains look…
rubbish.
Gru 1: Masamo Minions are you listening…bad a bo!
All Minions: Bad a Bo!
Gru 1: Masamo I believe you have all heard about the pyramid.
Minion 1: Lilah Apparently it’s a big deal, they are calling it the crime of the century.
All Minons: Oh noooo!
Gru 1: Masamo But its ok, I have been working on something very very big. Thanks to my friend Dr Nefario...
Dr. Nefario: Go on, Gru, tell them!
Gru 1: Masamo We will steal the shrink ray and then…WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!!
Minion 4: Sinan I love the moon!
Minion 2: Noa When the moon is ours, the world will give us whatever we want!
Minion 3: Amelia And you will be the greatest villain of all me.
Dr. Nefario: Rishi But rst we need to work out how to steal the shrink ray from...Vector!

Scene 2 - Miss Ha e

Girls: Hi, Miss Ha e. We’re back.

Agnes: Robin Did anybody come to adopt us while we were out?
Miss Ha e: Holly Hmmm, let me think. No.
Girls: Ohh
Edith: Grace But we did sell lots of cookies today!
Miss Ha e: Holly Oh, excellent. How many did you sell?
Margo: Margot We sold 43 minty mints, 30 choco swirlies and 18 coconu es.
Miss Ha e: Holly Call that lots girls, just go to bed and do be er tomorrow.
Girls: Yes Miss Ha e (sad) (Girls go to their bedroom)
Margo: Margot Time for bed.
Agnes: Robin I’m going to dream of unicorns.
Edith: Grace But I’m not red, I’m too cool for sleep.
Agnes: Robin Will we ever get adopted? I’d really like nice parents AND a pet unicorn.
Margo: Margot I really hope so, night girls

Scene 3 - The Bank

Minion 1: Lilah Oooo a bank! So they just give us money here?

Minion 2: Noa I like money! I’m gonna be sooo rich!
Vector: Kelis Oh hey there I’m Vector. Why Vector I hear you say..Because I’m commi ng crimes with both
direc on and magnitude. Oh yeah!
Minion 3: Amelia Direc on and magnitude, Oh yeahh!
Vector: Kelis Check out my new inven on. Piranha gun! Oh yeah! Fires live piranhas. (Shoots sh across stage)
Minion 4: Sinan Piranha!! Snap, snap, snap!
Minion 1: Lilah Gru it’s me you need to go see if Mr Perkins will give us the money to build the rocket to get the
moon!

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 Gru 1: Masamo Right cross everything and don’t move, I’ll be back! (Walks of stage, then back on)
Gru 1: Masamo As long at we get the shrink ray he’s giving us the money!!
All: Yayyy!!

Scene 4 - News Flash

News reporter 1: Io News Flash, two well known villains have gone into ba le over a mystery device. What are
they gh ng over and why do they both want it? We just don’t know!

Scene 5 - Vectors house

Gru 1: Masamo How am I supposed to get into Vector’s house and steal the shrink ray?
Margo: Margot Hello. We’re orphans from Miss Ha e’s Home for Girls…
Vector: Kelis I don't care. Beat it.
Edith: Grace Come on we’re selling cookies so we can have a be er future!
Vector: Kelis I don’t care…wait, do you have coconu es?
Edith: Grace Well duh!
Vector: Kelis Ok come in!
Gru 1: Masamo Light bulb moment!

Scene 6 - Meet Gru

Miss Ha e:Holly Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, Dr. Gru.
Gru 1: Masamo Here's the dealio. I’m just so lonely. It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only
be lled with children. And Miss Ha e you are very beau ful
Miss Ha e: Holly Me? Oh thank you, you’re too kind!
Gru 1: Masamo Anyway, can we proceed with this adop on? So excited.
Miss Ha e: Holly Girls come in, I want you to meet Dr. Gru. He’s going to adopt you And he’s a den st!
Agnes: Robin Yayyyyy I’m so excited!! (Runs over/hugs Gru)

Margo: Margot Woow this is your house!!

Edith: Grace It’s like sooo huge
Gru 1: Masamo So you’re allowed in that room but not anywhere else, okay? And don’t touch anything, and no
laughing or giggling or sneezing and no annoying sounds.
Agnes: Robin Does this count as annoying? (opens her mouth and drums on her cheeks)
Gru 1: Masamo Yes, very.
Margo: Margot Agnes come back…he said don’t go in there!

Scene 7 - Factory

Dr N: Rishi Gru, what are they doing in the factory, this is no place for children
Edith:Grace Its so cool in here, look at all the machines and po ons. Can I eat this?
Dr N: Rishi No absolutely not, I’ve spent hours making these cookie robots for our latest mission.
Margo: Margot Why do you need cookie robots?
Minion 2: Noa You see Gru is not a den st
Minion 3: Amelia He’s a spy,
Minion 1: Lilah It’s top secret!
Minion 4: Sinan But you can’t tell anyone ok?
Dr N: Rishi Its bed me for all of you and I’ve got work to do.
Girls/Minions: Oooohh!
Margo: Margot Will you read us a bed me story?
Gru 2: Florence No
Edith: Grace Without a bed me story we’ll just keep ge ng up and bugging you. All night long
Gru 2: Florence Alright ne!
Agnes: Robin Wait, what about night me kisses?
Gru 2: Florence No! No! No! There will be no kissing or hugging.

Scene 8 - Dance class or Cookies

Edith: Grace Time for dance class girls, let's go!

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Gru 2: Florence Actually, we’re going to have to skip the dance class today.
Margo: Margot But actually, we can’t! We have a big show coming up.
Edith: Grace We’re doing a dance from Swan Lake.
Gru 2: Florence That’s wonderful. But we’re going to deliver cookies.
Margo: Margot No, we’re not going to deliver cookies un l we do dance class.
Gru 2: Florence Fine but we get the shrink ray straight a er!
Girls: Yay!
Agnes: Robin Wait, here’s your cket to the show. You are coming, right?
Gru 2: Florence Yes of course!

Scene 9 - News Just In

News reporter 1: Io News just in…we now know the mystery device the villains are gh ng over is a shrink ray.
News reporter 2: Holly And we have the villain’s names… Gru and Vector.
News reporter 1: Io The inside scoop says Gru has just stolen it o Vector. We will keep you updated!

Scene 10 - Fun Land

Margo: Margot I can’t believe you actually got the shrink ray!
Agnes: Robin AHHHHHHH Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please?
Minion 1: Lilah Roller coasters and arcades, I wanna go too!
Minion 2: Noa Me three, we’ve never ever been! Pleaseeee!!
Gru 2: Florence Fine!
All: Yay!!
Rollercoaster - Movement
Agnes: Robin Oh my gosh look at that u y unicorn! He’s so u y I’m gonna die!!!
Minion 4: Sinan You go a let us play for it!
Gru 2:Florence Fine, how much for the unicorn.
Minion 3: Amelia No you can’t just buy it, you have to knock down the li le spaceship.
Gru 2: Florence Oh easy peasy!! Big bang sound (Shoots/explodes everything) Knocked over.
All: Yay!!
Agnes: Robin It’s so u y!!!
Edith: Grace You blew up the whole thing! Let’s go destroy another game!

Scene 11 - The Rumours

Dr N: Rishi I’m sorry everyone but the rumours are true, the bank has changed their minds and aren’t going
to give us the money for our rocket.
All: Ooh no
Minion 2: Noa We have no money…so we can’t get the moon
Minion 3: Amelia Which means we have no job, we are doomed
All Minions: Ahahah (crying)
Edith: Grace Here you go, its our piggy bank.
All Minion: Have this too! (All give pocket money)
Gru 2: Florence We’ve got this! Its about the journey and climb to achieve your dreams remember…

SONG - The Climb

Scene 12 - Vectors phone call

Vector: Kelis Well of course the shrink ray’s in my house, duh! WHAT GRU HAS IT!! NOOO! Those girls who sold
me cookies and distracted me are with Gru! Don’t worry Mr Perkins, I can do this do… The moon
will be ours!

Scene 13 - The Problem

Dr N: Rishi It’s nearly launch me. And all systems are go.
Minion 3: Amelia Mmmm we have a slight problem
Minion 2: Noa Stealing the moon and the dance show are at the same me
Dr N: Rishi Gru we have waited our whole lives for this mission, don’t mess it up now.
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 Gru 2:Florence But I can’t miss either of them
Minion 4: Sinan It's me to blast o !
Minion 1: Lilah Here you go Gru, don’t forget the dance show cket.
Gru 2: Florence But I’ll never be able to get there, I have to get the moon!
All Minions: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!!

SONG - Space man

Scene 14 - Dance show

Margo: Margot He’s s ll not here. I knew he didn’t care.

Agnes: Robin But he pinkie promised!
Miss Ha e: Holly Girls to your places!
Edith: Grace No, we can’t start yet! We’re s ll expec ng Gru!
Agnes: Robin Can we just wait a few more minutes please?
Miss Ha e: Holly Alright. But just a few more minutes.
Margo: Margot He’s not coming, guys.

DANCE

Scene 15 - Breaking New

News reporter 1: Io Breaking news…THE MOON has been stolen - they must have used the shrink ray.
News reporter 2: Holly But there has been another ba le between Gru and Vector!
News reporter 1: Io It is reported that Vector kidnapped Gru’s three girls in exchange for the moon. Wait I have an
update coming in…the Moon is ge ng bigger as we speak!
News reporter 2: Holly The larger the mass of an object, the quicker the e ects of the shrink ray wear o !
News reporter 1: Io Will Gru be able to save his children and restore the moon?

Vector: Kelis Hahaha they are mine now and the moon! I win, haha!
Gru 2:Florence No the girls are mine, I don’t care about the moon…look behind you, its ge ng bigger!
Vector: Kelis Wait what, how is it ge ng bigger!!
Gru 2/Minions: Girls run!! (The moon explodes back into the sky with vector on it)
Vector: Kelis Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Girls: You saved us!!

News reporter 1: Io We have good news the moon has thankfully been returned to the sky.
News reporter 2: Holly Leaving everyone to wonder: Is Gru the mysterious hero who saved us all?
News reporter 1: Io And will we ever be able to con rm he is our hero? Thank you and goodnight!

Scene 16 - Bed me

Agnes: Robin That was the best bed me story ever

Edith: Grace Thank you Gru, we loved it!
Margo: Margot Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever felt this happy in my whole life.
Agnes: Robin Love you Dad.
Gru 2: Florence Love you too (gives them hugs and kisses)
All Minions: Hey what about us
Gru 2: Florence I love you all!

Dance - Happy

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