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V1: Have you ever wondered about zombies?

V2: Have you ever wondered what they do with their leisure time?
V3: Have you ever been curious about how they form friendships, form social groups
and stay connected?
V4: Facebook?
V5: Dude they are Zombie! (V4 looks puzzled) no face!
V4: Oh..
V6: Have you thought that a zombie lived near you?
V7: Or have you ever thought your mother, your father, your teacher or your best friend
is a zombie?
V4: Well yes actually I always knew Mr Rob the drama teacher was a Zombie
ALL: hes not a zombie he is a hippy.
V4: Sorry
V8: Have you ever wondered that one you might be a zombie?
EB: We have' (count to three then all go) ARGHH!
1. Cue music T1
Song: Zombies have Feelings too
We've come together to lend a hand
To some people we don't understand
They look quite different
and slightly strange
and their favourite food
is peoples brains
But when you look beyond the surface
and ignore the rotting flesh
you see a creature who is just like you
yes Zombies have feelings too.
Were speaking up and shouting out
we know their scary theres no doubt
but just because
they want to eat you
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it's doesn't mean

that they mean to
hurt you in a malicious way
it's just that they like to eat brains
But when you look beyond the surface
and ignore the rotting flesh
you see a creature who is just like you
yes Zombies have feelings too.
Scene I
The Arrival of the Zombies
(sisters sitting quietly on the coach watching T.V then in comes the father home from
work
spooky music as he walks in sneaking up from behind the sister
The fathers makes all these strange noises creeps up upon her and she turns and says)
Sister: Hi dad!
Father: grunt sounds
(enters mother)
Mother: Ho good your home dear! Father it's getting late and Dinner is almost ready
(Father Grunts)
Mother: Is Johnny home from school yet?
(Father Grunts)
Enters Johnny
Johnny: Hi Mum, Hi sis, Hi dad
(Father Grunts)
Johnny: Still got a saw throat?
(Father Grunts)
the son opens a packet of Lozenges
Pirate music begins
If you have saw throat
and bit of a cough
When your mouth is dry
but your nose full of snot
never worry
never fear
cause Captain Lofthouse is here
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Have a fisherman's friend.

(they all pull out lozenges)
Father grunts!
Mother: Dinners ready come and get some!
Sis: But mum I'm watching T.V
Johnny: Ooo mummy that smells delicious
(Mother hands out food on the table)
Mother: So johnny what did you do at school today?
Johnny: Mummy today was really fun. We had a guest speaker.
(Abdoula does crazy in silhouette)
M: Thats nice dear
J: Yes it was really neat. She's a prodigitator!
M: Whats a prodigitator?
J: A prodigitator is a someone who uses their hands to make magic happen.
She practices both the dark arts and benevolent magic. She could even make Zombies
and create talismans that house spirits.
F: Sounds like an interesting curriculum
M: Housing spirits? well that sounds like a wonderful community and service
opportunity
J: Yeah she was so cool and she even gave me this.
(strange music as Johnny pulls out a can of SODA DRINK)
Sis: What is it?
J: In this bottle are 7 of the most deadliest and most evil ingredients known to man.
Eye of a Cyclops, Horn of a Demon, tongue of Maori warrior,(everybody starts the
Hucker) Skin of a dragon, Ear wax of a Giant, Tail of Scorpion and SUGAR!
With this magic potion i can summon up demons and revive the dead!
Thunder lighting sound effects
(Abdoula in the back ground does crazy in silhouette)
M: thats nice dear
Sis: give me a look at that
(sis snatches out of Johnny's hand and is teasing him give it back and such)
Father: Look you guys stop fighting and take that stuff outside! I don't want it in the
house!
J: but Dad
(sis gives him grief)
M: You heard your father, better to take it outside dear i wouldn't want you to spill it on
the carpet
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Sis: Nah nah!

J: Witch
Sis: That does it bird brain!
(she snatches the vile and throw it out the window)
J: Now look what you've done.
Sis: Big deal! This prodigitation stuff is so stupid!
(she sits back at the T.V)
Then lights sound spooky stuff maybe sounds of old horror movies)
TV: We interrupt this program with a breaking news flash! Our city is under attack by
Telley tubbies
Family: TELLY TUBBIES!!!!???
TV: I mean Zombies
Family: oooh,,,Zombies.
TV: Thats right! Zombies and no one seems to know where they are from but they
are....arrghhh
(scream)
Fam:what just happened?
TV: I have just been attacked by one of them
Fam: Attacked?
TV: YES ATTACKED!
Fam: So what should we do?
TV: lock the doors and the windows and stay in your home!
Fam: Why?
TV: because I'm coming to get you!
(Diminished chord ARGHGHG! Etc.)

(then a hand breaks through a window)

Props: Stools, Microphone. TV sign

Act II
Zombies
(News report: on the screen)
News Reporter 1: Today is a day like most days when you have days of devastation.
Something came and took our city by surprise.
Our city looks like my brothers messy room covered with dirty clothes.
Like most news situations it is a scene of over used and slightly inflated
antecedent pronouns.
News Reporter 2: That poor man looks as if he needs a new coat?
News Reporter 1: Exactly! The attack was sudden and unexpected!
News Reporter 2: Like a surprise birthday?
News Reporter 1: No..more like a pop quiz.
News Reporter 2: Thats BAD!
News Reporter 1:Who are they, where do they come from?
Pointless TV was first on the scene and we
managed to get an exclusive interview with the head of night patrol
Major Minor
(cut to interview)
Interviewer:
MM:
Interviewer:
MM:

Major Minor, just who do think is behind the attacks?

I can't say who we think is behind the attack but i will say that
they have picked a fight with the wrong guy.
Is it true that you and your troops are experiencing an unprecedented
style of warfare?
War is a difficult and challenging engagement. Yes we have found some
difficulties in understanding the nature and behavior of this new threat.

In: Such as?

MM: Well they seem to be strong enough to withstand our gunfire.
They are unlike any enemy we have had to face before.
But mark my words little missy. As soon as we locate their hideout these guys are
gonna be cooked just like a home baked turkey Now if you don't mind i have to
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polish my torch...I call this..Flash light!

In: And that concludes or news report here on pointless TV.
(Family is sitting in front of the TV.)
Johnny: Holly Polaris
Mother: What is the world coming to?
Father: Yes Mother, these are crazy times indeed. We must hide
Mother: Hide were?
Father: I have built a panic room in the basement!
(Father gives everyone things...lots and lots of things objects rubber ducks etc...)
Father: We'll make sure that no one messes with us!
(then the telephone rings)
Mother: Yes.....he is .....ok..Johnny it's for you it's Mr Tim Burr from school
Johnny: Hello?
Mr Burr: Arrh Johnny i have just gotten of the phone with Ms Abdoula and
she mentioned that she gave a special vile of magic potion. Ms
Adoula wondered if you may have spilt the potion on the ground by accident?
Johnny: Well dad made me throw it away and my sister threw it outside.
Mr Burr I see.well Johnny Ms Adoula seams to think that you have
arisen the Dead
Family: Arisen the dead?
Mr Burr: Yesyou have created Zombies!
Family: Zombies
Mr Burr: Thats right Zombies!
Johnny: Well what should I do?
Ms Burr: Well first you must meet the town Mayor at his office and tell him
what has happened. Then you must convince him to call of
the attacks with the zombies!
Ms Burr:: Adoula will explain the rest but hurry you must get there before
they attack again
Johnny: Ok I shall leave right away
Mother: Johnny its dangerous for you to go out there alone
Father: Your mothers right! I will go with you and give you protection
Johnny: But dad violence is useless! We have to use
our brains if we are going to sort this out.
Mother: But dont Zombies eat brains?
Sis: Dont worry mum if they get Johnny brain its only going to be an appetizer!
Father: Stop it! Bickering will get us nowhere. We have to find a safe way to get
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you there
Mother: What do you suggest?
Father: Ive got an ideaits a bit crazy but I think it just might work
ACT 3
In the Den of the Zombies:
(zombies are all lined up on the floor.then in comes the Zombie leader)
Zombie leader: Spirits of the dead. Heed my call! You have been summoned to awake.
We must soon feed again! What say you?
All Zombies: Urghhh!
Zombie Leader: Then rise
Raising Up the dead
Rise up Rise up
Children of the clan
Rise up Rise up
Feeding times at hand
Rise up Rise up
We must take command
We freeze the hearts of the living
Bring terror to their minds
make their souls jump with fear
and consume whats left behind
our harvest is their brains
something that they don't need
there just wasting their gray matter
on consumerism greed
Our community and service
to world that walks above
is to the stop the global warming
and give cold zombie love!
Rise up rise up rise up rise up
Rise up
Rise up rise up rise up!
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(lots of getting ready and cheering zombie style)

Present Tie present, fan, rose, coat:
ACT 4
City Counsel Chambers
(Johnny and father are walking towards the door...Johnny is tugging at his costume He
is dressed as a telly tubby....on the door is painted Mayor Barry Cade )
Father: the coast is clear go knock the door!
Johnny: I can't believe you made me dress like this
Father: I told you son..No zombie would attack you if they think you have no brain.
(Johnny knocks the door)
Doorman: Yes....
Johnny: We are here to meet Ms Adoula and Mayor Barry Cade
Doorman: Yes. They have been expecting you
Johnny: jolly good! (he makes his way to the door)
Johnny:
Ms Adoula what is happening?......what is going on....
Ms Adoula: Calm yourself! Dat is good you came johnny me boy. I tell you dee
Zombies..dem nuh like we an wi nuh like dem. You must talk to da big boss
man and dell him dat you can stop da zombies.
Father: But why are they here and what does my son have to do with this?
Ms Adoula: Eyes think since u musta have made me potion fall upon da earth. Johnny is
the only chance we have to send dem back to their dark place
Doorman: Mayor Cade will see you now!
Ms Adoula: enough wit da chin wag. Me must tell da boss man bout dis!
(they enter the office)
Mr Cade : You must be Ms Adoula and You must be Johnny. I believe you have some
information about the recent attacks we have been experiencing in our fine
city?
Ms Adoula: Eye..dare had bin a terrible accident and dat and all. Me magic potion was
spilt upon da resting souls of da departed only to be transformed into da
evils of the doomed spirits dat fill da hall.
Mr Cade: Well I am certain that night patrol will destroy them
Ms Adoula: Nahe be destroyed Id be luv dat can calm dem!
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Johnny: What she is trying to say is that we can stop the recent attacks by the zombies
Mr Cade: How
Jonnhy: We need to talk to them and understand what they want.
Mr Cade: What could they possible want they are Zombies!
head1: Zombies?
head2: Zombies?
head 3: Zombies?
head 4: Zombies?
Ms Adoula: Das it right...dey r zombies!
Mr Cade: Look I am certain everything is under control!
(Lots of arguing and then the silence is broken by Adoula)
Ms Adoula: Lets go Johnny He doesnt care to listen
Mr Cade : Woah.. some people are so hard to please
Doorman: Sir you can not do everything. You shouldn't care so much.
Music starts
It's tough at the top
You're always in demand
To solve peoples
problems
but they don't understand
I roll up my selves
And begin to take command!
Its my town and I do care!
It's hard at the top
Looking down to below
The people look confused
not knowing where to go
My town is under siege
and it's so hard to please
and I do care
I do care.
( he starts to cry......the doorman covers his shoulders....then he produces a necktie with a
bright shine)
Doorman: here you go sir
Mr Cade: Oh ...it's beautiful

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ACT 5
WAR
Major Minor: Keep on the look out private. We must assume it will be a surprise attack
Private2: Major Minor, my scan indicates there's something coming straight ahead.
Major Minor: Has anybody got a visual?
P3: Sir! I see something! Just over there!
(the Zombies start to move from behind their vantage points)
P4: Incoming!
MM: Wait until they are in plain sight!
(there are now two sides gathering on either side of an invisible line)
P1: Major these Zombies smell terrible
P2: No...thats me...its my sandwich I was saving it for later.
MM: Attack!
(stage combat)
MM: Retreat!

Entrance and exist on Thursday

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ACT 6
The Aftermath
(the family are in front of the television when Ms Adoula, Johnny and Father come home
through the front door)
Mum: Oh thank goodness your safe..i have been so worried about you. We have just
seen the news and we didn't know if you where ok...and we thought maybe they
got..you and (starts to cry) i didn't know what to do....
Father: It's all right dear everything is all right
(father comforts mother in her uncontrollable sobbing then she suddenly stops and
makes a strange sound as if she has passed it all)
Mum: urk...
johnny: Mum i want you to meet somebody..this is Ms Adoula
Mum: It is very nice to meet you..How do you do?
(in runs a man with a bottle of gel to give to mother hand wash for her hands)
HH: Harry Hygiene keeping things clean for 15 years (teeth go Bling!)
Adoula: tis nice and all to see ya but enough with da talk we need a plan of action to
change da way dat thing be turning out.
Father: What do you suggest?
Adoula: I shall make a magic potion that will allows us to contact the evil dat is started.
Johnny must have a chit chat wit da zombie since he is da one who spill da
potion on da ground!
TV: We interrupt this program to bring you a message from Mr Cade.
Mr C: my fellow citizens it has been brought to my attention that the night patrol
engaged with the current threat that plagues our city and they bravely ran away
Everybody: Ran Away?
(the family hold tight to each other)
MR C: Yes
Everybody: so what should we do?
MR C: I would suggest locking your doors and securing the windows. Bye!
Father: Thats typical of Barry Cade.
Doorman: Ms Adoula you and Johnny have been summoned to a meeting with
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Major Minor.
Father: Right.. let go!
(the family stop hugging)
Father: Lets go!
Everybody: ohh..
(They leave)
Mother: Oh i do hope they will be ok. (then the zombies attack the family)
Props material for chair and army stuff..players wigs magazine.,,,,
Vlad under material .
ACT 7
In the Bunker
(Major Minor is playing a video game )
MM: Right why am I up in the air now I was digging a hole a minute ago
What do you mean I am teleportedwhy am I a pig now?
Private:Major Minor the civilians have arrived
(Major minor looks up in fright)
MM: Very good private send them in.
P:
Sir
MM: and private...
P: Yes Sir
MM: What is your name private?
P:
Private sir
MM: Private..You didn't see anything unusual..did you?
P:
No Sir..I didn't see you playing mine craft
MM: Very good private..Make sure you keep it private private private or i will assign
you to do behavioral reflection for ever.
P:
Very good sir!
(the private leaves to get the guest..Major Minor quickly arranges himself picks up a
magazine to read and..he then uses the intercom to)
MM; Ms Joy
Joy: Yes Major
MM: Could you please send Dr Hop-it-higher to see me immediately!
joy: Yes Major
( ..they then come into the bunker..the private salutes and leaves)
MM: I have some terrible news. Justin Bieber has broken up with Selena Gomez..
Everybody: Major?
MM: Sorry I mean my top top scientist Dr Hop-it-higher has some important
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information to share with yo

MM: Dr would you please explain your findings.
DH: Ves..Ve have a very s-trong conclusion from ze evidence ve examined and it vould
suggest that these creatures are Hombies.
ALL: Hombies?
DH: Das is vhat i said!
ALL: You mean Zombies
DH: my most humble apologies (pronounced ap-o-low-gees)...my engrish is not good
Adoula: eye..now you know we already know this
DH: Dis is vhy ve vanted you to help us understand the nature ofz dhese creatures.
Father: (shocked) He broke up with Selena?
MM: I am afraid so he is now in love with Yovanna Ventura!
Dr Hop: Cuds ve get baks to za veal vorld for a moment?
Father: Sorry yeslets go and kick some Zombies!
Johnny: Hold on Dad let me explain. These creatures were once like me and you and
Zombies have feelings too. (every one stops wondering where they heard that
before) We have come togther to lend a hand to some people we dont
understand and now they are trapped inside a cycle of violence.
It's not their fault that they want to kill us by eating our brains and tearing us
limb from limb it's just that they don't know any other way of communicating
with us.
ALL: Yovanna Ventura?
Dr:
Could ve please maintain focus!
(everyone starts to argue.)
Johnny: Thank you. If we let Ms Adoula perform her zombie ritual we will be able to
put a stop to it! Isn't that right Ms adoula
Adoula: Dat it da jiz-zang
ME: Well Ms Adoula exactly what do you need from us?
(she stars to write down exactly what she needs and then hands the paper to johnny to
read)
Johnny: Brian of a cadaver, nose of a mongoose, quill of a porcupine, and nose hair of
a student.
ALL: Ergh!
DH: Das is ridiculous!. How vill ve ever get za nose hair from a student
(from the audience you hear Harris yelling I can help)
Student: Here you go you can take mine (the student rushes up to the stage)
Adoula singles to DH to extract the nose hair it takes several big pulls and lots
of vocal apprehension from the actors...it's not working so Adoula teaches the audience
the magic spell to release the nose hair from the student.
DH: Das iz to thick and s-trong and it vont comez oout!
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Adoula: (speaking to the audience) we need to make a magic spell to release the nose
hair..everybody repeat after me!
Adoula Adoula shake it about!
Grab a patch of nostril hair
and the pull it all about!
Ok on the count of 1,2,3
Adoula Adoula shake it about!
Grab a patch of nostril hair
and the pull it all about!
15 masks!!!
(The nose hair is released and the student starts to cry put there are big cheers and
claps from everybody etc....)
Adoula: Now clear the deck while i make me magic potion..Johnny me boy you come
with me.
Johnny: Where are we going?
Adoula: To the dead center of town ...Pink city
ACT 8
The Spell is Broken
(Adoula and Johnny are center stage high on a platform surrounded by smoke and
murky stuff...below the smoke are zombies...Adoula is performing her ritual to summon
the Zombies)
Adoula: Zongle bah das vanden isht.....backum backum fugle fish....hombie zombie rise
en splish.....yung ye yow packa pow ying shooop!
(lighting, strobes and ominous music.)
Johnny: Whats happening?
Adoula: Wait little man..dis dings take time and all..Now when the zombie king comes
you must take this (motion the staff) and say dese words. Zombies Kill,
Zombies reap i command you back to sleep ...can you remember?
Johnny: No problem!
(hands slightly lift out of the smoke from the floor as the zombies begin to rise)
Adoula: Rise! Creatures of the dead you have been summoned by the voice of Adoula!
(they start to stand motionless..zombie like)
Adoula: right das it right now i want to speak to the big boss man!
(Zombie king enters)
Zombie K: And just what do you want to speak about?!
Adoula: here johnny me boy!
Johnny: Zombies Kill, Zombies reap i command you back to sleep!
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(the zombies are motionless)

Johnny: Did it work?
Adoula: Dey are not moving....but they should fall to the earth..somethings not right
Try it again
Johnny: Zombies Kill, Zombies reap i command you back to sleep!
(suddenly the Zombie king starts laughing)
Zombie K: Arrh aha ah ah ah....Creatures of the clan..it's feeding time...
All Zombies: Arggghgg!!!!!!!
(The Zombies move in towards Adoula and Johnny....Mystified Adoula shouts)
Johnny: Why didn't it work?
Adoula: Me don't know Bada we musta go now.........i do me now me boy
Johnny: OK
Zombie K: There will be no escape! Lets eat
(the zombies have them surrounded the music is scary and they come closer then
suddenly silly slap stick piano....lots of silly running and what what)

ACT 9
Back in the Bunker
(Father, Mhersh and MM are waiting for Adoula and Johnny to return)
Father: What could be taking them so long?
MM: If they are not back by 14:00 hours i will have no other option but run away
PP: Sir, the civilians have arrived
MM: Thank you private private..send them in
(they enter)
Father: So how did it go?
Johnny: No good
Adoula: I not understand but da zombies didn't take the spell
MM: Wel then that leaves me no choice
Dhop: Major i havz some good news
ME: Well that would be a welcomed change!
MM: Yes doctor procced
Dhop: My scientist and i have veen vorking vith a little experiment and ve believe ve
maybe able to contain ze threat.
MM: Continue
Dhop: If i may..i vould like to show you a demonstration?
MM: Proceed.

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(A series of zombie stuff occurs on the screen from mine craft the computer game)
this is the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-lnT7NBrtE
MM: This is all very good doctor but that is a computer game.
Dhop: Very tuwe but I have an idea!
(he whispers into Major minors ear.it sound good)
MM: That is brilliant!
Dhop: Vell..ve vill have to trap them some how. I vos thinking that we could vuse za
less than conventional methods of Ms Adoula to communicate with za hombies.
Adoula: Wid da new potion I can stun dem
Dhop: Den ve could grabs zem all and contain zem
MM: we ambush them. Classic military maneuver. But what will be the bait?
Dhop: Ve vill need a volunteer to trick za hombies into believing that free food has just
vondered into their path
MM: Right then who would like to volunteer?
( Evrybody looks around)
Johnny: About Mr Rob the drama teacher
(pause)
Adoula: But he has no brains
(long pause..with a dog bark in the distance)
Johnny: I will do it!
Father: No way
Johnny: No really..I want to do it You did say volunteer right...Besides I have already
meet them before. I am a risk-taker and I am not afraid!
(they all except father and Adoula wipe their brows with relief)
Dhop: I vas thinking ve could use ze boy
MM: Son your a very brave Boy
Adoula: I shall go with da boy.
Mayor Cade: Well thankfully that's all sorted then
MM: I shall gather the troops.
Mayor Cade : One question still remains
ALL: What?
M Cade Once you have captured the Zombies then what?
MM: Dont worry Dr hop-it-higher has a plan!
Drhop: ve could host a comic con and use them as vaiters?
MM: no the other plan!
Dr hop: Ar..yes!
.MM: Let gets cracking!
Doorman: Sir..I have some bad news
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Mayor Cade : Yes tomkins

Doorman: It's johnnies mother and his sisters. They have been attacked by the Zombies
Johnny: No!!!! say it isn't true
Doorman: It is isn't true
ALL: really?
Doorman: He told me to say that!
Father: So it is true!
Doorman: Yes!
Father: Well johnny we just have to hope that we might be
able to rescue your mother and sisters.
Johhny: Ok ! Dad lets go......any chance of just saving mum?
Father: Don't start!

SCENE 10
AMBUSH
( news report about the zombies attacking etc...)
(back in the grave yard.....Adoula, Johnny and father are walking into the grave
yard...spooky music is playing...the air is thick with fear)
Johnny: Ms adoula did you bring the potion?
Adoula: I hear dem sturing..quick lets hide...good luck johnny me boy!
(father and adoula hide...more spooky music...zombies start to slowly rise out of the
wood work and surround johnny)
Zombie Queen: Well well....did anyone order some home delivery?
Zombies: Arrgrhgrhghghr (shaking their heads)
ZQ: Then this one is mine.....but wait....i sense something familiar......yes...the smell of
your flesh is one I have known before..........
call the mother and his sisters!!!!
(mother and sis come onto to the stage)
ZQ: So boy...do you have anything to say to your mother and sisters?
Johnny: Hi mum...hows it going?
Mother: aurghghghg
Johnny: Hi girls..you still smell the same!
Sis: argrhgrhghghr
ZQ: Well now that the reunion is over....feast upon your kin!
Adoula: Zing whack-el zook zok..waka waka boom!
(the zombies freeze)
MM: Quick men.
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(the solders give the zombies a mobile phone)

MM: Doctor are they working?
Dr Hop: vait a moment vhile I connect them to facebook!
(the zombie starts to look at the phones and get lost into them)
Dr Hop: Major we have now got complete control over mindless zombies who do
anything we command!
MM: excellent! Troops escort the zombies back to base camp.
News reporter 2: As you can see this operation was successful due to
working collaboratively to find a solution with helping these poor
unfortunate people find meaning in their life.
Through good communication and sharing knowledge we were able to find
creative solutions
News Reporter 3: And just how will they become assimilated into our society?
News Reproter 2: As you can see they already are!
( zombies start saying things like/..likefriend request the army helps them)

New Reproter 3: As you can see a happy ending to what

could have been a tragic story. The future looks bright for our society as
new era unfolds. This is Hyperverbal Hyperbole signing out for pointless
TV.
Black out
Scene 11
Reunification and integration
(johnny and father are sitting in front of the television watching the news with their feet
up. Father and Johnny is drinking soda..both are eating pop-corn)
News: Who would ever had believed that 12 months since the end of the conflict that the
integration of zombies into our community has continued incident free. And that
concludes our program special 'Zombie wars a year on' so from all of us at PTV
Good night!
(there is a knock at the door)
Father: I wonder who that could be at this hour?
Johnny: Don't worry dad..i'll get it
Hello Ms adoula
Adoula: Hello Johnny just dropping by to see how you are?
Johnny: Everything has been just perfect.
Father: Yeah !!!!Watch this....Darling whats for diner?
Mother: I busy on facebookcan you just order pizza!
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(jonny and father high five each other)

Johnny: And watch this...Hey sisters
They walk past on their phones talking facebook jargon)
Johnny: They never bully me anymore!
Adoula: Well it looks like a happy ending .LETS sing a song
Dont be afraid we love zombies: conga line
THE END

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