Charlotte's Web Monologues
Charlotte's Web Monologues
Charlotte's Web Monologues
FERN: My very own pig. Now I have to name you. A perfect name for a perfect pig. Fred. That’s
a good name … but not for you. Clarence … no, you don’t look like a Clarence … Maximilian.
Because you’re worth a million to me … Maybe I’m trying too hard. Let’s see … Barney, Herman,
Newton, Warren, Willie, Wilbur, William - Wilbur. Willll-bur. Wilbur. What a beautiful name. A
plain-spoken country farmer who seems rough-around-the-edges, but has a kind heart.
HOMER: Dirt, spider Webs. That pig oughta feel right at home in this barn. Patch that fence up
real good Lurvy. We don’t want the pig to get out of the barnyard? I’d better slide this door
back so he can’t get in there where the cows are either. I still can’t believe we’re going to have
a new pig around here. But Fern seemed so desperate to find a home for it, I just couldn't say
no. Anyway, it won’t be long till that pig’s big enough to kill and eat.