The Wife of Bath's Tale

Download as docx, pdf, or txt
Download as docx, pdf, or txt
You are on page 1of 1

The Wife of Bath's Tale

The Wife of Bath's Tale tells a story from a distant time, when King Arthur
ruled the nation and when elves used to run around impregnating women. However,
the Wife immediately digresses: now friars have taken the place of elves - they are
now the copulating, evil spirits.

King Arthur had a knight who, when riding home one day from hawking,
found a maiden walking alone and raped her. This crime usually held the penalty of
death, but, in court, the queen intervened and begged her husband to spare the knight,
promising the knight that she would grant his life if he could answer the question
"What do women most desire?" She gave him one year to find the answer.

The knight went on a journey but could find no satisfactory answer; some said
wealth, others jollity, some status, others a good lover in bed. Despondent that he
might not find his answer, the knight was mournful, when, riding beside a forest on
his way back to his home, he saw a dance of twenty-four ladies. Approaching them,
they vanished, and in their place, the knight found a hideous old woman, the “lothly
lady”, to whom he put his question. She agreed to give the answer and assured him
that it was the right one, but would only tell him the answer if he would do the next
thing that she required of him. When the knight agreed, she whispered in his ear.

When they arrived at court, the knight faced the queen again, and told him that
women desired to have sovereignty and “to been in maistrie” (to be in mastery) above
their husbands. The lothly lady then spoke up before the court, announcing the
knight’s pledge, and asking him to take her for his wife. The knight, although now
pardoned, was miserable that he had to marry such an old crone, but there was no way
for him to get out of it. And so they get married. After the wedding, the woman gave
the knight a choice, making him see both sides of the argument. Either he could have
her as an old and ugly wife who would be entirely faithful to him; or he could have
her as a young and fair wife, who would probably cuckold him.

The knight sighed sorely, and thought, but finally told his wife to choose
herself whichever option would bring most honor to the two of them. “Thanne have I
gete of yow maistrie” (In that case, I’ve got mastery over you) she said – and the
knight agreed that she had. The lothly lady asked him to kiss her and “cast up the
curtyn” (lift up the curtain) to look on her face – she had transformed into a young
and beautiful woman. They lived happily ever after: and, the Wife concludes, let
Christ grant all women submissive husbands who sexually satisfy their wives, and let
Christ kill all men who will not be governed by their wives.

You might also like