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While Fort Peck Reservoir officially froze completely River. But this is an unusual amount of ice already
over this past Monday, the flow coming down through building this early in the winter season, this being the
the power houses keeps the water open on the Missouri view from the Downstream Boat Ramp.

Fort Peck Reservoir master plan meeting set

The United States Army Corps of the Fort Peck Dam and Lake Peck Project.
of Engineers, Omaha District, will Masterplan and the associated A Masterplan is a high-level,
be hosting a virtual public scoping Environmental Assessment. The strategic document that describes
meeting for the Fort Peck Dam and USACE, Omaha District encourages how the U.S. Corps of Engineers
Lake Master Plan on Thursday, Jan. the public to provide comments will operate and manage public
20, 2022 at 7 p.m. MST; 8 p.m. CST. through Feb.16, 2022 regarding lands. The existing 2008 Fort Peck
This meeting will commence management of public lands, as Dam and Lake Masterplan must be
the public scoping comment well as environmental, cultural, and updated to meet current regulations,
period for the update and revision recreational resources at the Fort continued on back page
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Wage is $18 per hour plus tips. Event bonuses are a possibility. Will oversee
between -10 and -20. Blustery, with a southwest wind
the Elks bar operation; duties will include making employee schedule,
15 to 23 mph becoming northwest after midnight. Winds ordering inventory and supplies, and communicating with people interested
could gust as high as 33 mph. in booking events. Also would be working regular bar shifts. Hours vary by
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 5. Wind chill week, but overall the position would be part time and hours are flexible.
values between -15 and -20. West northwest wind 13 to STOP BY THE ELKS DURING BUSINESS HOURS WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY
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chill values between -20 and -25. West northwest wind 5 Some benefits available. Must be able to obtain a CDL with passenger
to 10 mph becoming north northeast after midnight. endorsement within 90 days of hire. People skills and good driving
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 4. North wind record are required. Will be subject to preemployment drug test, criminal
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with the overall organizational goals, polices and procedures of FMDH.

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Zora Holt leads her heifer “Bonnie” in the 4-H arena Range Days Illustrated Talk Contest in Dillon. On an
at the Northeast Montana Fair, assisted by her cousin interesting note, Zora’s mother Sierra managed to dig
Reata Walden, leading Bonnie’s calf “Freya”. Bonnie up the 1989 issue of Rangelands that had her paper
is the star of Zora’s talk she will be presenting in from her trip to the SRM High School Youth Forum, and
Albuquerque. Her talk is, “Bonnie Eats Weeds: Training Zora was pretty excited that the caption, “Sophomore,
my Cow to be a Weed Manager”, which was first place at Hinsdale High School” also applied to her! Best of luck
the Valley County 4-H Life Skills Day and the Montana to Zora on the multinational level.
Zora is headed to the Society for Range Management
Zora Holt, a sophomre at conduct the program. with Society professionals; 5) provide
Hinsdale, has been selected by the High School delegates to the an opportunity to learn about the
Northern Great Plains Section (which HSYF are chosen by each of the 22 ecology and natural resources of the
includes North Dakota, Manitoba, individual sections of the parent Annual Meeting site; and 6) provide
Saskatchewan, and eastern Montana) society throughout the United States, an atmosphere that fosters camaraderie
of the Society for Range Management Canada and Mexico, based on their and lasting friendships.
(SRM) to participate in the High high degree of interest in the range and As one of the more important activities,
School Youth Forum (HSYF), an SRM natural resources field as well as on each delegate to the Forum competes in
sponsored youth activity held jointly their exemplary dedication and effort a paper presentation competition with
during the 75th Annual SRM annual to learn more about this particular area. the content covering a range-related
meeting. This year’s meeting is being While at the HSYF, they will have the topic. All presentations will be judged
held in Albuquerque, New Mexico, opportunity to meet people from many by a diverse panel of judges, with the
February 6 – February 10, 2022. This countries and get a firsthand view of top five papers being recognized at
year’s meeting theme is “Sustainability what SRM is all about including its the SRM awards ceremony. The top
through Culture and Innovation”. organization, goals and the role it plays paper winner is invited to return to
The SRM is an international on a world-wide basis. next year’s meeting to help with the
organization that strives to promote Thus, the goals of the HSYF Forum and present their paper to the
public awareness of the importance are: 1) provide insight for these general membership of the Society. In
of sound management and use of students concerning the function and addition, other activities will include
rangeland, the world’s largest land base. working of a professional society; 2) a local ecological field tour of the
In 1966 the SRM recognized a need to provide opportunities to meet Society meeting site and a program to enhance
involve youth with the range-related members; 3) provide a format that communication skills.
activities and education provided at encourages thinking and enhancement Since the number of delegates
this annual meeting. Since that time, of communicative skills; 4) provide that can attend each year is limited,
the HSYF has been a highlight of the an opportunity to learn about range selection for this activity is considered
SRM annual meetings. Volunteers of and natural resource management a high honor for those students
the SRM Student Activities Committee and future careers through interaction selected.
 Thank You
Thank You everyone
that helped find our
dog Snubbs who
was found near the
Stockyards.
~ Barry Sain
Indian Tacos in Nashua Monday
The Nashua Our Redeemer Lutheran Church is
having their monthly Indian Taco Supper on January
10th from 4:30 to 6:30 PM. The meal is a free-will offering
and Thrivent has supplied supplemental funding. Take-
outs are available and everyone is welcome!
In other Nashua happenings, the Nashua Lions
Roller Skating is Sundays from 1 - 3p.m. at the Nashua
Civic Center. Cost is $1.50 per skater/skates included or
bring your own. All ages are welcome!

JANUARY 5 - 11, 2022

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 Thanks for Listening the man but I’ll back him all the way when it comes to
running the country. He’s a businessman...even though
I’m Really Steamed he’s filed bankruptcy a couple times he still knows how to
Here it is January 6th already and run a company and make no mistake about it folks, the
already liberal, progressive, sniping, United States is a company with its 50 affiliate states. The
backstabbing politics has me steaming. second largest in the World. Just as Montana is a company
It was nearly two years ago that then with its 51 affiliate counties. Governor Greg Gianforte is a
President Donald Trump called in successful businessman and that’s why Montana is in such
a drone strike killing the number one good shape in spite of the current pandemic. Good job Guv!
terrorist in the world. A very disturbing thing is looming darkly on the
A couple weeks of the talking heads railing about horizon...well, there’s several or more bad things heading
Trump being a killer and the whole thing went away.... our way but...the most direst and the one thing that will
until now. Seems that someone is shooting rockets at some absolutely kill America as we know it is the Democrats
US bases left in Iran and Syria. No injuries or deaths have penchant to make all elections mail-in only. Yikes. Fraught
been reported. Then someone...CIA? maybe, has begun to with possible crookedness. They have no idea who they’re
stir up the locals to protest and demonstrate against the mailing the ballots to...just to a P.O. box or street address.
US. Of course, the Democrats are dropping the unrest in How can the government tell if the ballot is legal and not
those two nations right at the feet of Trump for sanctioning copied a hundred or so times? How can they tell who just
the killing of this Suleiman “Sillyman” character who had voted? Is it a ballot from one of the two million illegals
been on the FBI’s top ten list of terrorists for a few years who have invaded our “house” having been welcomed
and had allegedly been behind several or more bombings by our dementiated president? There are just too many
and killings. possible malfunctions in a mail-in system. No voter ID
And now, of course, there’s a big hoop-la about the to be just one whoopsie. I’ve mentioned to our senators
Jan 6 th demonstration at the Capitol which has all been and representative that someone needs to start legislation
blamed on Donald Trump. The Liberals want Donald saying that in order to be a LEGAL voter in the US one
drawn and quartered for instigating the demonstration. has to have been a LEGAL resident for five years or more,
I was fairly disappointed with Ted Cruz (R-Tx) when he can speak and write English and has learned how to live
called the demonstration a “terrorist attack” and called the in America and if you are incarcerated at the time you are
demonstration an “insurrection.” It was neither and not not eligible to vote.
one of the people being charged with anything have been Mail-in voting is necessary for our Military and the
charged with being a terrorist or insurrectionist. He just “Snow-Birds” who desert us in winter and migrate to the
put a bad light on Trump with those remarks. I though he sunny south. All others should go to the polling place. It
was a good guy! used to be a real privilege to vote but in recent years it has
The demonstration got a little bit out of hand with become not so fun. But that doesn’t mean not vote!
some damage done and the untimely deaths of five people That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
either shortly before, during or after the demonstration. ~ Virgil Vaupel
One was shot by Capitol Police, one died of a drug
overdose and there were three who died of “natural causes”
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 First Aid/AED/CPR Friday Funnies by
A little boy was attending his
FMDH Glasgow EMTs are hosting a community
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years through this course.
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women can a man marry?”
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Fort Peck continued from front

A man was driving down the road. He passed a
traffic camera and saw it flash.
policies, regional needs, and to better reflect current Astounded that he had been caught speeding when
recreational needs – while providing stewardship of he was under the speed limit, he turned around and,
the project’s environmental, cultural, and aesthetic going even slower, he passed by the camera.
resources. The development of an updated Master Plan Again, he saw it flash. He couldn’t believe it! So he
will assist USACE in providing proper management turned and, going at snail’s pace, he passed the camera.
and stewardship of the project’s resources for present AGAIN, he saw the camera flash. He guessed it must
and future generations. have a fault, and home he went.
In addition, an update to the Shoreline Management A week later he received three traffic fines in the
Plan and a proposed Integrated Pest Management Plan mail, all for not wearing a seatbelt.
will also be developed. This input will help shape the
Masterplan update and revision process so USACE may A young pastor
identify how to better manage the area while protecting moved to town and
its natural, cultural, historic, and manmade resources. decided he would go
In accordance with the National Environmental around and introduce
Policy Act (NEPA), USACE will also complete an himself to the new
Environmental Assessment (EA) to address potential congregation.
environmental effects associated with the Master Plan He rang the first door
update and revision. bell and a lady came to the
Due to public health and safety concerns associated door. She stared at him as
with COVID-19, this initial public scoping meeting will he introduced himself.
be held virtually via WebEx. The public can join the She said, “I can’t
meeting at the following link: https://usace1.webex. believe how much you look like Conway Twitty, the
com/meet/zachary.j.montreuil or call in audio-only by country music singer.”
at: 1-844-800-2712 and when prompted, enter in access He replied, “Yes, ma’am, I hear that a lot.”
code: 2763-773-0260. He went to the next house and the next, and every
Public comments during this initial scoping period lady that came to the door said the same thing—that
can be emailed to: [email protected], he looked like Conway Twitty.
or by U.S. Mail at: At the last house, a shapely young lady came to the
US Army Corps of Engineers, Omaha District door with a towel around her. He started to introduce
Operations Division, Natural Resources Section himself, but she loosened her towel, threw her arms in
ATTN: Fort Peck Project Master Plan the air, and screamed, “Conway Twitty!”
1616 Capitol Ave. The pastor stood there, stunned. Then he said,
Omaha, NE 68102 “Hello, darling!”