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The String Theory

What happens when all of a man's intelligence and athleticism is focused on placing a
fuzzy yellow ball where his opponent is not? An obsessive inquiry (with footnotes), into
the physics and metaphysics of tennis.

By David Foster Wallace

Originally published in the July 1996 issue

When Michael T. Joyce of Los Angeles serves, when he

tosses the ball and his face rises to track it, it looks like he’s
smiling, but he’s not really smiling -- his face’s circumoral
muscles are straining with the rest of his body to reach the
ball at the top of the toss’s rise. He wants to hit it fully
extended and slightly out in front of him -- he wants to be
able to hit emphatically down on the ball, to generate
enough pace to avoid an ambitious return from his
opponent. Right now, it’s 1:00, Saturday, July 22, 1995, on
the Stadium Court of the Stade Jarry tennis complex in
Montreal. It’s the first of the qualifying rounds for the
Canadian Open, one of the major stops on the ATP’s “hard-
court circuit,” 1 which starts right after Wimbledon and
Tennis Ball climaxes at N.Y.C.’s U.S. Open. The tossed ball rises and
seems for a second to hang, waiting, cooperating, as balls
always seem to do for great players. The opponent, a Canadian college star named Dan Brakus, is a
very good tennis player. Michael Joyce, on the other hand, is a world-class tennis player. In 1991, he
was the top-ranked junior in the United States and a finalist at Junior Wimbledon 2 is now in his
fourth year on the ATP Tour, and is as of this day the seventy-ninth-best tennis player on planet
earth.

A tacit rhetorical assumption here is that you have very probably never heard of Michael Joyce of
Brentwood, L.A. Nor of Tommy Ho of Florida. Nor of Vince Spadea nor Jonathan Stark nor Robbie
Weiss nor Steve Bryan -- all ranked in the world’s top one hundred at one point in 1995. Nor of Jeff
Tarango, sixty-eight in the world, unless you remember his unfortunate psychotic breakdown in full
public view during last year’s Wimbledon 3.

You are invited to try to imagine what it would be like to be among the hundred best in the world at
something. At anything. I have tried to imagine; it’s hard.

Stade Jarry’s Center Court, known as the Stadium Court, can hold slightly more than ten thousand

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souls. Right now, for Michael Joyce’s qualifying match, there are ninety-three people in the crowd,
ninety-one of whom appear to be friends and relatives of Dan Brakus’s. Michael Joyce doesn’t seem
to notice whether there’s a crowd or not. He has a way of staring intently at the air in front of his face
between points. During points, he looks only at the ball.

The acoustics in the near-empty stadium are amazing -- you can hear every breath, every sneaker’s
squeak, the authoritative pang of the ball against very tight strings.

*****
Professional tennis tournaments, like professional sports teams, have distinctive traditional colors.
Wimbledon’s is green, the Volvo International’s is light blue. The Canadian Open’s is -- emphatically -
- red. The tournament’s “title sponsor,” du Maurier cigarettes, has ads and logos all over the place in
red and black. The Stadium Court is surrounded by a red tarp festooned with corporate names in
black capital letters, and the tarp composes the base of a grandstand that is itself decked out in red-
and-black bunting, so that from any kind of distance, the place looks like either a Kremlin funeral or a
really elaborate brothel. The match’s umpire and linesmen and ball boys all wear black shorts and red
shirts emblazoned with the name of a Quebec clothier 4.

Stade Jarry’s Stadium Court is adjoined on the north by Court One, or the Grandstand Court, a
slightly smaller venue with seats on only one side and a capacity of forty-eight hundred. A five-story
scoreboard lies just west of the Grandstand, and by late afternoon both courts are rectangularly
shadowed. There are also eight nonstadium courts in canvas-fenced enclosures scattered across the
grounds. There are very few paying customers on the grounds on Saturday, but there are close to a
hundred world-class players: big spidery French guys with gelled hair, American kids with peeling
noses and Pac-10 sweats, lugubrious Germans, bored-looking Italians. There are blank-eyed Swedes
and pockmarked Colombians and cyberpunkish Brits. Malevolent Slavs with scary haircuts. Mexican
players who spend their spare time playing two-on-two soccer in the gravel outside the players’ tent.
With few exceptions, all the players have similar builds -- big muscular legs, shallow chests, skinny
necks, and one normal-size arm and one monstrously huge and hypertrophic arm. Many of these
players in the qualies, or qualifying rounds, have girlfriends in tow, sloppily beautiful European girls
with sandals and patched jeans and leather backpacks, girlfriends who set up cloth lawn courts 5. At
the Radisson des Gouverneurs, the players tend to congregate in the lobby, where there’s a
drawsheet for the qualifying tournament up on a cork bulletin board and a multilingual tournament
official behind a long desk, and the players stand around in the air-conditioning in wet hair and
sandals and employ about forty languages and wait for results of matches to go up on the board and
for their own next matches’ schedules to get posted. Some of them listen to headphones; none seem
to read. They all have the unhappy and self-enclosed look of people who spend huge amounts of time
on planes and in hotel lobbies, waiting around -- the look of people who must create an envelope of
privacy around themselves with just their expressions. A lot of players seem extremely young -- new
guys trying to break into the tour -- or conspicuously older -- like over thirty -- with tans that look
permanent and faces lined from years in the trenches of tennis’s minor leagues.

*****
The Canadian open, one of the ATP tour’s “Super 9” tournaments, which weigh most heavily in the
calculations of world ranking, officially starts on Monday, July 24. What’s going on for the two days
right before it is the qualies. This is essentially a competition to determine who will occupy the seven
slots in the Canadian Open’s main draw designated or “qualifiers.” A qualifying tourney precedes just
about every big-money ATP event, and money and prestige and lucrative careers are often at stake in
qualie matches, and often they feature the best matches of the whole tournament, and it’s a good bet
you’ve never heard of qualies.

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The realities of the men’s professional-tennis tour bear about as much resemblance to the lush finals
you see on TV as a slaughterhouse does to a well-presented cut of restaurant sirloin. For every
Sampras-Agassi final we watch, there’s been a weeklong tournament, a pyramidical single-elimination
battle between 32, 64, or 128 players, of whom the finalists are the last men standing. But a player
has to be eligible to enter that tournament in the first place. Eligibility is determined by ATP computer
ranking. Each tournament has a cutoff, a minimum ranking required to be entered automatically in
the main draw. Players below that ranking who want to get in have to compete in a kind of
pretournament tournament. That’s the easiest way to describe qualies. I’ll try to describe the logistics
of the Canadian Open’s qualies in just enough detail to communicate the complexity without boring
you mindless.

*****
The du Maurier Omnium Ltée has a draw of sixty-four. The sixteen entrants with the highest ATP
rankings get “seeded,” which means their names are strategically dispersed in the draw so that,
barring upsets, they won’t have to meet one another until the latter rounds. Of the seeds, the top
eight -- here, Andrew Agassi, Pete Sampras, Michael Change, the Russian Yevgeny Kafelnikov,
Croatia’s Goran Ivanisevic, South Africa’s Wayne Ferreira, Germany’s Michael Stich, and Switzerland’s
Marc Rosset, respectively -- get “byes,” or automatic passes, into the tournament’s second round.
This means that there is actually room for fifty-six players in the main draw. The cutoff for the 1995
Canadian Open isn’t fifty-six, however, because not all of the top fifty-six players in the world are
here 6. Here, the cutoff is eighty-five. You’d think that this would mean that anybody with an ATP
ranking of eighty-six or lower would have to play the qualies, but here, too, there are exceptions. The
du Maurier Omnium Ltée, like most other big tournaments, has five “wild card” entries into the main
draw. These are special places given either to high-ranked players who entered after the six-week
deadline but are desirable to have in the tournament because they’re big stars (like Ivanisevic,
number six in the world but a notorious flakeroo who supposedly “forgot to enter till a week ago”) or
to players who ranked lower than eighty-fifth whom the tournament wants because they are judged
“uniquely deserving.”

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By the way, if you’re interested, the ATP tour updates and publishes its world ranking weekly, and the
rankings constitute a nomological orgy that makes for truly first-rate bathroom reading. As of this
writing, Mahesh Bhudapathi is 284th, Luis Lobo 411th. There’s Martin Sinner and Guy Forget. There’s
Adolf Musil and Jonathan Venison and Javier Frana and Leander Paes. There’s -- no kidding -- Cyril
Suk. Rodolfo Ramos-Paganini is 337th, Alex Lopez-Moron is 174th. Gilad Bloom is 228th and Zoltan
Nagy is 414th. Names out of some postmodern Dickens: Udo Riglewski and Louis Gloria and Francisco
Roig and Alexander Mronz. The twenty-ninth-best player in the world is named Slava Dosedel. There’s
Claude N’Goran and Han-Cheol Shin (276th but falling fast) and Horacio de la Peña and Marcus
Barbosa and Amos Mansdorf and Mariano Hood. Andres Zingman is currently ranked two places above
Sander Groen. Horst Skoff and Kris Goossens and Thomas Hogstedt are all ranked higher than Martin
Zumpft. One reason the industry sort of hates upsets is that the ATP press liaisons have to go around
teaching journalists how to spell and pronounce new names.

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The Canadian qualies themselves have a draw of fifty-six world-class players; the cutoff for qualifying
for the qualies is an ATP ranking of 350th 7. The qualies won’t go all the way through to the finals,
only to the quarterfinals: The seven quarterfinalists of the qualies will receive first-round slots in the
Canadian Open 8. This means that a player in the qualies will need to win three rounds -- round of
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main draw 9.

The eight seeds in the qualies are the eight players whom the Canadian Open officials consider most
likely to make the quarters and thus get into the main draw. The top seed this weekend is Richard
Krajicek 10 a six-foot-five-inch Dutchman who wears a tiny white billed hat in the sun and rushes the
net like it owes him money and in general plays like a rabid crane. Both his knees are bandaged. He’s
in the top twenty and hasn’t had to play qualies for years, but for this tournament he missed the
entry deadline, found all the wild cards already given to uniquely deserving Canadians, and with
phlegmatic Low Country cheer decided to go ahead and play the weekend qualies for the match
practice. The qualies’ eight seed is Jamie Morgan, an Australian journeyman, around one hundredth in
the world, whom Michael Joyce beat in straight sets last week in the second round of the main draw
at the Legg Mason Tennis Classic in Washington, D.C. Michael Joyce is seeded third.

If you’re wondering why Joyce, who’s ranked above the number-eighty-five cutoff, is having to play
the Canadian Open qualies, gird yourself for one more smidgen of complication. The fact is that six
weeks before, Joyce’s ranking was not above the cutoff, and that’s when the Canadian entry deadline
was, and that’s the ranking the tournament used when it made up the main draw. Joyce’s ranking
jumped from 119th to 89th after Wimbledon 1995, where he beat Marc Rosset (ranked 11th in the
world) and reached the round of sixteen.

The qualie circuit is to professional tennis sort of what AAA baseball is to the major leagues:
Somebody playing the qualies in Montreal is an undeniably world-class tennis player, but he’s not
quite at the level where the serious TV and money are. In the main draw of the du Maurier Omnium
Ltée, a first-round loser will earn $5,400, and a second-round loser $10,300. In the Montreal qualies,
a player will receive $560 for losing in the second round and an even $0.00 for losing in the first. This
might not be so bad if a lot of the entrants for the qualies hadn’t flown thousands of miles to get
here. Plus, there’s the matter of supporting themselves in Montreal. The tournament pays the hotel
and meal expenses of players in the main draw but not of those in the qualies. The seven survivors of
the qualies, however, will get their hotel expenses retroactively picked up by the tournament. So
there’s rather a lot at stake -- some of the players in the qualies are literally playing for their supper
or for the money to make airfare home or to the site of the next qualie.

You could think of Michael Joyce’s career as now kind of on the cusp between the majors and AAA
ball. He still has to qualify for some tournaments, but more and more often he gets straight into the
main draw. The move from qualifier to main-draw player is a huge boost, both financially and
psychically, but it’s still a couple of plateaus away from true fame and fortune. The main draw’s 64 or
128 players are still mostly the supporting cast for the stars we see in televised finals. But they are
also the pool from which superstars are drawn. McEnroe, Sampras, and even Agassi had to play
qualies at the start of their careers, and Sampras spent a couple of years losing in the early rounds of
main draws before he suddenly erupted in the early nineties and started beating everybody.

Still, even most main-draw players are obscure and unknown. An example is Jakob Hlasek 11 a
Czech who is working out with Marc Rosset on one of the practice courts this morning when I first
arrive at Stade Jarry. I notice them and go over to watch only because Hlasek and Rosset are so
beautiful to see -- at this point, I have no idea who they are. They are practicing ground strokes down
the line -- Rosset’s forehand and Hlasek’s backhand -- each ball plumb-line straight and within
centimeters of the corner, the players moving with compact nonchalance I’ve since come to recognize
in pros when they’re working out: The suggestion is of a very powerful engine in low gear. Jakob
Hlasek is six foot two and built like a halfback, his blond hair in a short square Eastern European cut,
with icy eyes and cheekbones out to here: He looks like either a Nazi male model or a lifeguard in hell
and seems in general just way too scary ever to try to talk to. His backhand is a one-hander, rather
like Ivan Lendl’s, and watching him practice it is like watching a great artist casually sketch

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something. I keep having to remember to blink. There are a million little ways you can tell that
somebody’s a great player -- details in his posture, in the way he bounces the ball with his racket
head to pick it up, in the way he twirls the racket casually while waiting for the ball. Hlasek wears a
plain gray T-shirt and some kind of very white European shoes. It’s midmorning and already at least
90 degrees, and he isn’t sweating. Hlasek turned pro in 1983, six years later had one year in the top
ten, and for the last few years has been ranked in the sixties and seventies, getting straight into the
main draw of all the tournaments and usually losing in the first couple of rounds. Watching Hlasek
practice is probably the first time it really strikes me how good these professionals are, because even
just fucking around Hlasek is the most impressive tennis player I’ve ever seen 12. I’d be surprised if
anybody reading this article has ever heard of Jakob Hlasek. By the distorted standards of TV’s
obsession with Grand Slam finals and the world’s top five, Hlasek is merely an also-ran. But last year,
he made $300,000 on the tour (that’s just in prize money, not counting exhibitions and endorsement
contracts), and his career winnings are more than $4 million, and it turns out his home base was for
a time Monte Carlo, where lots of European players with tax issues end up living.

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Michael Joyce, twenty-two, is listed in the ATP Tour Player Guide as five eleven and 165 pounds, but
in person he’s more like five nine. On the Stadium Court, he looks compact and stocky. The quickest
way to describe him would be to say that he looks like a young and slightly buff David Caruso. He is
fair-skinned and has reddish hair and the kind of patchy, vaguely pubic goatee of somebody isn’t
quite old enough yet to grow real facial hair. When he plays in the heat, he wears a hat 13. He wears
Fila clothes and uses Yonex rackets and is paid to do so. His face is childishly full, and though it isn’t
freckled, it somehow looks like it ought to be freckled. A lot of professional tennis players look like
lifeguards -- with that kind of extreme tan that looks like it’s penetrated to the subdermal layer and
will be retained to the grave -- but Joyce’s fair skin doesn’t tan or even burn, though he does get red
in the face when he plays, from effort 14. His on-court expression is grim without being unpleasant;
it communicates the sense that Joyce’s attentions on-court have become very narrow and focused
and intense -- it’s the same pleasantly grim expression you see on, say, working surgeons or
jewelers. On the Stadium Court, Joyce seems boyish and extremely adult at the same time. And in
contrast to his Canadian opponent, who has the varnished good looks and Pepsodent smile of the
stereotypical tennis player, Joyce looks terribly real out there playing: He sweats through his shirt 15
gets flushed, whoops for breath after a long point. He wears little elastic braces on both ankles, but it
turns out they’re mostly prophylactic.

It’s 1:30 p.m. Joyce has broken Brakus’s serve once and is up 3-1 in the first set and is receiving.
Brakus is in the multi-brand clothes of somebody without an endorsement contract. He’s well over six
feet tall, and, as with many large male college stars, his game is built around his serve 16. With the
score at 0-15, his first serve is flat and 118 miles per hour and way out of Joyce’s backhand, which is
a two-hander and hard to lunge effectively with, but Joyce lunges plenty effectively and sends the ball
back down the line to the Canadian’s forehand, deep in the court and with such flat pace that Brakus
has to stutter-step a little and backpedal to get set up -- clearly, he’s used to playing guys for whom
118 mumps out wide would be an outright ace or at least produce such a weak return that he could
move up easily and put the ball away -- and Brakus now sends the ball back up the line, high over
the net, loopy with topspin -- not all that bad a shot, considering the fierceness of the return, and a
topspin shot that’d back most of the tennis players up and put them on the defensive, but Michael
Joyce, whose level of tennis is such that he moves in on balls hit with topspin and hits them on the
rise 17 moves in and takes the ball on the rise and hits a backhand cross so tightly angled that
nobody alive could get to it. This is kind of a typical Joyce-Brakus point. The match is carnage of a
particularly high-level sort: It’s like watching an extremely large and powerful predator get torn to
pieces by an even larger and more powerful predator. Brakus looks pissed off after Joyce’s winner

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and makes some berating-himself-type noises, but the anger seems kind of pro forma -- it’s not like
there’s anything Brakus could have done much better, not given what he and the seventy-ninth-best
player in the world have in their respective arsenals.

Michael Joyce will later say that Brakus “had a big serve, but the guy didn’t belong on a pro court.”
Joyce didn’t mean this in an unkind way. Nor did he mean it in a kind way. It turns out what Michael
Joyce says rarely has any kind of spin or slant on it; he mostly just reports what he sees, rather like a
camera. You couldn’t even call him sincere, because it’s not like it seems ever to occur to him to try
to be sincere or nonsincere. For a while, I thought that Joyce’s rather bland candor was a function of
his not being very bright. This judgment was partly informed by the fact that Joyce didn’t go to
college and was only marginally involved in his high school academics (stuff I know because he told
me right away) 18. What I discovered as the tournament wore on was that I can be kind of a snob
and an asshole and that Michael Joyce’s affectless openness is not a sign of stupidity but of
something else.

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Advances in racket technology and conditioning methods over the last decade have dramatically
altered men’s professional tennis. For much of the twentieth century, there were two basic styles of
top-level tennis. The “offensive” 19 style is based on the serve and the net game and is ideally suited
to slick, or “fast,” surfaces like grass and cement. The “defensive,” or “baseline,” style is built around
foot speed, consistency, and ground strokes accurate enough to hit effective passing shots against a
serve-and-volleyer; this style is most effective on “slow” surfaces like clay and Har-True composite.
John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg are probably the modern era’s greatest exponents of the offensive and
defensive styles, respectively.

There is now a third way to play, and it tends to be called the “power baseline” style. As far as I can
determine, Jimmy Connors 20 more or less invented the power-baseline game back in the seventies,
and in the eighties Ivan Lendl raised it to a kind of brutal art. In the nineties, the majority of players
on the ATP Tour have a power-baseline-type game. This game’s cornerstone is ground strokes, but
ground strokes hit with incredible pace, such that winners from the baseline are not unusual 21. A
power-baseliner’s net game tends to be solid but uninspired -- a PBer is more apt to hit a winner on
the approach shot and not need to volley at all. His serve is usually competent and reasonably
forceful, but the really inspired part of a PBer’s game is usually his return of the serve22. He often
has incredible reflexes and can hit the power and aggression of an offensive style and the speed and
calculated patience of a defensive style. It is adjustable both to slick grass and to slow clay, but its
most congenial surface is DecoTurf II 23 the type of abrasive hard-court surface now used at the U.S.
Open and at all the broiling North American tune-ups for it, including the Canadian Open.

Boris Becker and Stefan Edberg are contemporary examples of the classic offensive style. Serve-and-
volleyers are often tall 24 and tall Americans like Pete Sampras and Todd Martin and David Wheaton
are also offensive players. Michael Chang is a pure exponent of the defensive tour’s Western
Europeans and South Americans, many of whom grew up exclusively on clay and now stick primarily
to the overseas clay-court circuits. Americans Jimmy Arias, Aaron Krickstein, and Jim Courier all play
a power-baseline game. So does just about every new young male player on the tour. But its most
famous and effective post Lendl avatar is Andrew Agassi, who on 1995’s hard-court circuit was simply
kicking everyone’s ass 25.

Michael Joyce’s style is power baseline in the Agassi mold: Joyce is short and right-handed and has a
two-handed backhand, a serve that’s just good enough to set up a baseline attack, and a great return
of serve that is the linchpin of his game. Like Agassi, Joyce takes the ball early, on the rise, so he
always looks like he’s moving forward in the court even though he rarely comes to the net. Joyce’s

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first serve usually comes in around ninety-five miles per hour 26 and his second serve is in the low
eighties but has so much spin on it that the ball turns topological shapes in the air and bounces high
and wide to the first-round Canadian’s backhand. Brakus has to stretch to float a slice return, the sort
of weak return that a serve-and-volleyer would be rushing up to the net to put away on the fly. Joyce
does move up, but only halfway, right around his own service line, where he lets the floater land and
bounce up all ripe, and he winds up his forehand and hits a winner crosscourt into the deuce corner,
very flat and hard, so that the ball makes an emphatic sound as it hits the scarlet tarp behind
Brakus’s side of the court. Ball boys move for the ball and reconfigure complexly as Joyce walks back
to serve another point. The applause of a tiny crowd is so small and sad and tattered-sounding that
it’d almost be better if people didn’t clap at all.

Like those of Lendl and Agassi and Courier and many PBers, Joyce’s strongest shot is his forehand, a
weapon of near-Wagnerian aggression and power. Joyce’s forehand is particularly lovely to watch. It’s
sparer and more textbook than Lendl’s whip-crack forehand or Borg’s great swooping loop; by way of
decoration, there’s only a small loop of flourish 27 on the backswing. The stroke itself is completely
well out in front of him. As with all great players, Joyce’s side is so emphatically to the net as the ball
approaches that his posture is a classic contrapposto.

As Joyce on the forehand makes contact with the tennis ball, his left hand behind him opens up, as if
he were releasing something, a decorative gesture that has nothing to do with the mechanics of the
stroke. Michael Joyce doesn’t know that his left hand opens up at impact on forehands: It is
unconscious, some aesthetic tic that stated when he was a child and is now inextricably hardwired
into a stroke that is itself, now, unconscious for Joyce, after years of his hitting more forehands over
and over and over than anyone could ever count 28.

Agassi, who is twenty-five, is kind of Michael Joyce’s hero. Just the week before this match, at the
Legg Mason Tennis Classic in Washington, in wet-mitten heat that had players vomiting on-court and
defaulting all over the place, Agassi beat Joyce in the third round of the main draw, 6-2, 6-2. Every
once in a while now, Joyce will look over at his coach next to me in the player-guest section of the
Grandstand and grin and say something like, “Agassi’d have killed me on that shot.” Joyce’s coach
will adjust the set of his sunglasses and not say anything -- coaches are forbidden to say anything to
their players during a match. Joyce’s coach, Sam Aparicio 29 a protégé of Pancho Gonzalez’s, is
based in Las Vegas, which is also Agassi’s hometown, and Joyce has several times been flown to Las
Vegas at Agassi’s request to practice with him and is apparently regarded by Agassi as a friend and
peer -- these are facts Michael Joyce will mention with as much pride as he evinces in speaking of
victories and world ranking.

There are differences between Agassi’s and Joyce’s games, however. Though Joyce and Agassi both
use the western forehand grip and two-handed backhand that are very distinctive of topspinners,
Joyce’s ground strokes are very flat -- i.e., spinless, passing low over the net, driven rather than
brushed -- because the actual motion of his strokes is so levelly horizontal. Joyce’s balls actually look
more like Jimmy Connors’s balls than like Agassi’s 30. Some of Joyce’s ground strokes look like
knuckleballs going over the net, and you can actually see the ball’s seams just hanging there, not
spinning. Joyce also has a slight hitch in his backhand that makes it look stiff and slightly awkward,
though his pace and placement are lethal; Agassi’s own backhand is flowing and hitchless 31. And
while Joyce is far from slow, he lacks Agassi’s otherwordly foot speed. Agassi is every bit as fast as
Michael Chang 32. Watch him on TV sometime as he’s walking between points: He takes the tiny,
violently pigeon-toed steps of a man whose feet weigh basically nothing.

Michael Joyce also -- in his own coach’s opinion -- doesn’t “see” the ball in the same magical way that
Andre Agassi does, and so Joyce can’t take the ball quite so early or generate quite the same amount
of pace off his ground strokes. The business of “seeing” is important enough to explain. Except for the

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serve, power in tennis is not a matter of strength but of timing. This is one reason why so few top
tennis players look muscular 33. Any normal adult male can hit a tennis ball with a pro pace; the
trick is being able to hit the ball both hard and accurately. If you can get your body in just the right
position and time your stroke so you hit the ball in just the right spot -- waist-level, just slightly out
in front of you, with your own weight moving from your back leg to your front leg as you make
contact -- you can both cream the ball and direct it. Since “…just the right…” is a matter of
millimeters and microseconds, a certain kind of vision is crucial 34. Agassi’s vision is literally one in a
billion, and it allows him to hit his ground strokes as hard as he can just about every time. Joyce,
whose hand-eye coordination is superlative, in the top 1 percent of all athletes everywhere (he’s been
exhaustively tested), still has to take some incremental bit of steam off most of his ground strokes if
he wants to direct them.

I submit that tennis is the most beautiful sport there is 35 and also the most demanding. It requires
body control, hand-eye coordination, quickness, flat-out speed, endurance, and that weird mix of
caution and abandon we call courage. It also requires smarts. Just one single shot in one exchange in
one point of a high-level match is a nightmare of mechanical variables. Given a net that’s three feet
high (at the center) and two players in (unrealistically) fixed positions, the efficacy of one single shot
is determined by its angle, depth, pace, and spin. And each of these determinants is itself determined
by still other variables -- i.e., a shot’s depth is determined by the height at which the ball passes over
the net combined with some integrated function of pace and spin, with the ball’s height over the net
itself determined by the player’s body position, grip on the racket, height of backswing and angle of
racket face, as well as the 3-D coordinates through which the racket face moves during that interval
in which the ball is actually on the strings. The tree of variables and determinants branches out and
out, on and on, and then on much further when the opponent’s own position and predilections and
the ballistic features of the ball he’s sent you to hit are factored in 36. No silicon-based RAM yet
existent could compute the expansion of variables for even a single exchange; smoke would come out
of the mainframe. The sort of thinking involved is the sort that can be done only by a living and
highly conscious entity, and then it can really be done only unconsciously, i.e., by fusing talent with
repetition to such an extent that the variables are combined and controlled without conscious
thought. In other words, serious tennis is a kind of art.

If you’ve played tennis at least a little, you probably have some idea how hard a game is to play
really well. I submit to you that you really have no idea at all. I know I didn’t. And television doesn’t
really allow you to appreciate what real top-level players can do -- how hard they’re actually hitting
the ball, and with what control and tactical imagination and artistry. I got to watch Michael Joyce
practice several times right up close, like six feet and a chain-link fence away. This is a man who, at
full run, can hit a fast-moving tennis ball into a one-foot square area seventy-eight feet away over a
net, hard. He can do this something like more than 90 percent of the time. And this is the world’s
seventy-ninth-best player, one who has to play the Montreal qualies.

*****
It’s not just the athletic artistry that compels interest in tennis at the professional level. It’s also what
this level requires -- what it’s taken for the one-hundredth-ranked player in the world to get there,
what it takes to stay, what it would take to rise even higher against other men who’ve paid the same
price number one hundred has paid.

Americans revere athletic excellence, competitive success, and it’s more than lip service we pay; we
vote with our wallets. We’ll pay large sums to watch a truly great athlete; we’ll reward him with
celebrity and adulation and will even go so far as to buy products and services he endorses.

But it’s better for us not to know the kinds of sacrifices the professional-grade athlete has made to

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get so very good at one particular thing. Oh, we’ll invoke lush clichés about the lonely heroism of
Olympic athletes, the pain and analgesia of football, the early rising and hours of practice and
restricted diets, the preflight celibacy, et cetera. But the actual facts of the sacrifices repel us when
we see them: basketball geniuses who cannot read, sprinters who dope themselves, defensive tackles
who shoot up with bovine hormones until they collapse or explode. We prefer not to consider closely
the shockingly vapid and primitive comments uttered by athletes in postcontest interviews or to
consider what impoverishments in one’s mental life would allow people actually to think the way great
athletes seem to think. Note the way “up close and personal” profiles of professional athletes strain
so hard to find evidence of a rounded human life -- outside interests and activities, values beyond the
sport. We ignore what’s obvious, that most of this straining is farce. It’s farce because the realities of
top-level athletics today require an early and total commitment to one area of excellence. An ascetic
focus 37. A subsumption of almost all other features of human life to one chosen talent and pursuit.
A consent to live in a world that, like a child’s world, is very small.

*****
Playing two professional singles matches on the same day is almost unheard of, except in qualies.
Michael Joyce’s second qualifying round is at 7:30 on Saturday night. He’s playing an Austrian named
Julian Knowle, a tall and cadaverous guy with pointy Kafkan ears. Knowle uses two hands off both
sides, 38 and throws his racket when he’s mad. The match takes place on Stade Jarry’s Grandstand
Court. The smaller Grandstand is more intimate: The box seats start just a few yards from the courts
surface, and you’re close enough to see a wen on Joyce’s cheek or the abacus of sweat on Herr
Knowle’s forehead. The Grandstand could hold maybe forty-eight hundred people, and tonight there
are exactly four human beings in the audience as Michael Joyce basically beats the ever-living shit out
of Julian Knowle, who will be at the Montreal airport tonight at 1:30 to board a red-eye for a minor-
league clay tournament in Poznan, Poland.

During this afternoon’s match, Joyce wore a white Fila shirt with different-colored sleeves. Onto his
sleeve is sewn a patch that says POWERBAR; Joyce is paid $1,000 each time he appears in the media
wearing his patch. For tonight’s match, Joyce wears a pinstripe Jim Courier-model Fila shirt with one
red sleeve and one blue sleeve. He has a red bandanna around his head, and as he begins to perspire
in the humidity, his face turns the same color as the bandanna. It is hard not to find this endearing.
Julian Knowle has on an abstract pastel shirt whose brand is unrecognizable. He has very tall hair,
Knowle does, that towers over his head at near-Beavis altitude and doesn’t diminish or lose its gelled
integrity as he perspires 39. Knowle’s shirt, too, has sleeves of different colors. This seems to be the
fashion constant this year among the qualifiers: sleeve-color asymmetry.

The Joyce-Knowle match takes only slightly more than an hour. This is including delays caused when
Knowle throws his racket and has to go retrieve it or when Knowle walks around in aimless circles,
muttering blackly to himself in some High German dialect. Knowle’s tantrums seem a little contrived
and insincere to me, though, because he rarely loses a point as a result of doing anything particularly
wrong. Here’s a typical point in this match: It’s 1-4 and 15-30 in the sixth game. Knowle hits a
respectable 110-mile-an-hour slice serve to Joyce’s forehand. Joyce returns a very flat, penetrating
drive crosscourt so that Knowle has to stretch and hit his forehand on the run, something that’s not
particularly easy to do with a two-handed forehand. Knowle gets to the forehand and hits a
thoroughly respectable shot, heavy with topspin and landing maybe only a little bit short, a few feet
behind the service line, whereupon he reverses direction and starts scrambling back to get in the
middle of the baseline to get ready for his next shot. Joyce, as is SOP, has moved in on the slightly
short ball and takes it on the rise just after it’s bounced, driving a backhand even flatter and harder in
the exact same place he hit his last shot, the spot Knowle is scrambling away from. Knowle is now
forced to reverse direction and get back to where he was. This he does, and he gets his racket on the
ball, but only barely, sending back a weak little USDA Prime loblet that Joyce, now in the vicinity of

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the net, has little trouble blocking into the open court for a winner. The four people clap, Knowle’s
racket goes spinning into the blood-colored tarp, and Joyce walks expressionlessly back to the deuce
court to receive again whenever Knowle gets around to serving. Knowle has slightly more firepower
than the first round’s Brakus: His ground strokes are formidable, probably even lethal if he has
sufficient time to get to the ball and get set up. Joyce simply denies him that time. Joyce will later
admit that he wasn’t working all that hard in this match, and he doesn’t need to. He hits few
spectacular winners, but he also makes very few unforced errors, and his shots are designed to make
the somewhat clumsy Knowle move a lot and to deny him the time and the peace ever to set up his
game. This strategy is one that Knowle cannot solve or interdict: he has the firepower but not the
speed to do so. This may be one reason why Joyce is unaffronted by having to play the qualies for
Montreal. Barring some kind of major injury or neurological seizure, he’s not going to lose to
somebody like Austria’s Julian Knowle -- Joyce is simply on a different plane than the mass of these
qualie players.

The idea that there can be wholly distinct levels to competitive tennis -- levels so distinct that what’s
being played is in essence a whole different game -- might seem to you weird and hyperbolic. I have
played probably just enough tennis to understand that it’s true. I have played against men who were
on a whole different, higher plateau than I, and I have understood on the deepest and most humbling
level the impossibility of beating them, of “solving their game.” Knowle is technically entitled to be
called a professional, but he is playing a fundamentally different grade of tennis from Michael Joyce’s,
one constrained by limitations Joyce does not have. I feel like I could get on a tennis court with Julian
Knowle. He would beat me, perhaps handily, but I don’t feel like it would be absurd for me to occupy
the same seventy-eight-by-twenty-seventy-foot rectangle as he. The idea of me playing Joyce -- or
even hitting around with him, which was one of the ideas I was entertaining on the flight to Montreal
-- is now revealed to me to be in a certain way obscene, and I resolve not even to let Joyce 40 know
that I used to play competitive tennis, and (I’d presumed) rather well. This makes me sad.

*****
This article is about Michael Joyce and the realities of the tour, not me. But since a big part of my
experience of the Canadian Open and its players was one of sadness, it might be worthwhile to spend
a little time letting you know where I’m coming from vis-à-vis these players. As a young person, I
played competitive junior tennis, traveling to tournaments all over the Midwest, the region that the
United States Tennis Association has in its East Coast wisdom designated to the “western” region.
Most of my best friends were also tennis players, and on a regional level we were successful, and we
thought of ourselves as extremely good players. Tennis and our proficiency at it were tremendously
important to us -- a serious junior gives up a lot of his time and freedom to develop his game 41 and
it can very easily come to constitute a big part of his identity and self-worth. The other fourteen-year-
old Midwest hotshots and I knew that our fishpond was somehow limited; we knew that there was a
national level of play and that there were hotshots and champions at that level. But levels and
plateaus beyond our own seemed abstract, somehow unreal -- those of us who were the best in our
region literally could not imagine players our own age who were substantially better than we.

A child’s world tends to be very small. If I’d been just a little bit better, an actual regional champion, I
would have gotten to see that there were fourteen-year-olds in the United States playing a level of
tennis unlike anything I knew about. My own game as a junior was a particular type of the classic
defensive style, a strategy Martin Amis once described as “craven retrieval.” I didn’t hit the ball all
that hard, but I rarely made unforced errors, and I was fast, and my general approach was simply to
keep hitting the ball back to my opponent until my opponent fucked up and either made an unforced
error or hit a ball so short and juicy that even I could hit a winner off it. It doesn’t look like a very
glorious or even interesting way to play, now that I see it here in bald retrospective print, but it was
interesting to me, and you’d be surprised how effective it was (on the level at which I was competing,

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at least). At age twelve, a good competitive player will still generally miss after four or five balls
(mostly because he’ll get impatient or grandiose). At age sixteen, a good player will generally keep
the ball in play for more like seven or eight shots before he misses. At the collegiate level, too,
opponents were stronger than junior players but not markedly more consistent, and if I could keep a
rally going to seven or eight shots, I could usually win the point on the other guy’s mistake 42. I still
play -- not competitively, but seriously -- and I should confess that deep down inside, I still consider
myself an extremely good tennis player, very hard to beat. Before coming to Montreal to watch
Michael Joyce, I’d seen professional tennis only on television, which, as has been noted, does not give
the viewer a very accurate picture of how good pros are. I thus further confess that I arrived in
Montreal with some dim unconscious expectation that these professionals -- at least the obscure
ones, the nonstars -- wouldn’t be all that much better than I. I don’t mean to imply that I’m insane: I
was ready to concede that age, a nasty ankle injury in 1988, and a penchant for nicotine (and worse)
meant that I wouldn’t be able to compete physically with a young unhurt professional, but on TV
(while eating junk and smoking), I’d seen pros whacking balls at each other that didn’t look to be
moving substantially faster than the balls I’d hit. In other words, I arrived at my first professional
tournament with the pathetic deluded pride that attends ignorance. And I have been brought up
sharply. I do not play and never have played even the same game as these qualifiers.

The craven game I’d spent so much of my youth perfecting would not work against these guys. For
one thing, pros simply do not make unforced errors -- or, at any rate, they make them so rarely that
there’s no way they are going to make the four unforced errors in seven points necessary for me to
win a game. Another thing, they will take any ball that doesn’t have simply ferocious depth and pace
on it and -- given even a fractional moment to line up a shot -- hit a winner off it. For yet another
thing, their own shots have such ferocious depth and pace that there’s no way I’d be able to hit more
than a couple of them back at any one time. I could not meaningfully exist on the same court with
these obscure, hungry players. Nor could you. And it’s not just a matter of talent or practice. There’s
something else.

*****
Once the main draw starts, you get to look up close and live at name tennis players you’re used to
seeing only as arras of pixels. One of the highlights of Tuesday’s second round of the main draw is
getting to watch Agassi play MaliVai Washington. Washington, the most successful U.S. black man on
the tour since Arthur Ashe, is unseeded at the Canadian Open but has been ranked as high as
number eleven in the world and is dangerous, and since I loathe Agassi with a passion, it’s an
exciting match. Agassi looks scrawny and faggy and, with his shaved skull and beret-ish hat and
black shoes and socks and patchy goatee, like somebody just released from reform school (a look you
can tell he’s carefully decided on with the help of various paid image consultants). Washington, who’s
in dark-green shorts and a shirt with dark-green sleeves, was a couple of years ago voted by People
magazine on of the Fifty Prettiest Human Beings or something, and on TV is real pretty but in person
is awesome. From twenty yards away, he looks less like a human being than like a Michelangelo
anatomy sketch: his upper body the V of serious weight lifting, his leg muscles standing out even in
repose, his biceps little cannonballs of fierce-looking veins. He’s beautiful and doomed, because the
slowness of the Stadium Court makes it impractical for anybody but a world-class net man to rush the
net against Agassi, and Washington is not a net man but a power-baseliner. He stays back and trades
ground strokes with Agassi, and even though the first set goes to a tiebreaker, you can tell it’s a
mismatch. Agassi has less mass and flat-out speed than Washington, but he has timing and vision
that give his ground strokes way more pace. He can stay back and hit nuclear ground strokes and
force Washington until Washington eventually makes a fatal error. There are two ways to make an
error against Agassi: The first is the standard way, hitting it out or into the net; the second is to hit
anything shorter than a couple of feet inside the baseline, because anything that Agassi can move up

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on, he can hit for a winner. Agassi’s facial expression is the slightly smug self-aware one of somebody
who’s used to being looked at and who automatically assumes the minute he shows up anywhere that
everybody’s looking at him. He’s incredible to see play in person, but his domination of Washington
doesn’t make me like him any better; it’s more like it chills me, as if I’m watching the devil play.

Television tends to level everybody out and make everyone seem kind of blandly good-looking, but at
Montreal it turns out that a lot of the pros and stars are interesting-or even downright funny-looking.
Jim Courier, former number one but now waning and seeded tenth here 43, looks like Howdy Doody
in a hat on TV but here turns out to be a very big boy -- the “Guide Média” lists him at 175 pounds,
but he’s way more than that, with big smooth muscles and the gait and expression of a Mafia
enforcer. Michael Chang, twenty-three and number five in the world, sort of looks like two different
people stitched crudely together: a normal upper body perched atop hugely muscular and totally
hairless legs. He has a mushroom-shaped head, inky-black hair, and an expression of deep and
intractable unhappiness, as unhappy a face as I’ve seen outside a graduate creative-writing program
44. Pete Sampras is mostly teeth and eyebrows in person and has unbelievably hairy legs and
forearms -- hair in the sort of abundance that allows me confidently to bet that he has hair on his
back and is thus at least not 100 percent blessed and graced by the universe. Goran Ivanisevic is
large and tan and surprisingly good-looking, at least for a Croat; I always imagine Croats looking
ravaged and emaciated, like somebody out of a Munch lithograph -- except for an incongruous and
wholly absurd bowl haircut that makes him look like somebody in a Beatles tribute band. It’s
Ivanisevic who will beat Joyce in three sets in the main draw’s second round. Czech former top-ten
Petr Korda is another classic-looking mismatch: At six three and 160, he has the body of an upright
greyhound and the face of -- eerily, uncannily -- a freshly hatched chicken (plus soulless eyes that
reflect no light and seem to see only in the way that fishes’ and birds’ eyes see).

And Wilander is here -- Mats Wilander, Borg’s heir and top-ten at eighteen, number one at twenty-
four, now thirty and basically unranked and trying to come back after years off the tour, here cast in
the role of the wily mariner, winning on smarts. Tuesday’s best big-name match is between Wilander
and Stefan Edberg, twenty-eight and Wilander’s own heir 45 and now married to Annette Olsen,
Wilander’s SO during his glory days, which adds a delicious personal cast to the match, which
Wilander wins 6-4 in the third. Wilander ends up getting all the way to the semifinals before Agassi
beats him as badly as I have ever seen one professional beat another professional, the score being 6-
2, 6-0, and the match not nearly as close as the score would indicate.

Even more illuminating than watching pro tennis live is watching it with Sam Aparicio. Watching
tennis with him is like watching a movie with somebody who knows a lot about the technical aspects
of film: He helps you see things you can’t see alone. It turns out, for example, that there are whole
geometric sublevels of strategy in a power-baseline game, all dictated by various PBers’ strength and
weaknesses. A PBer depends on being able to hit winners from the baseline. But, as Sam teaches me
to see, Michael Chang can hit winners only at an acute angle from either corner. An “inside-out”
player like Jim Courier, though, can hit winners only at obtuse angles from the center out. Hence,
wily and well-coached players tend to play Chang “down the middle” and Courier “out wide.” One of
the things that make Agassi so good is that he’s capable of hitting winners from anywhere on the
court -- he has no geometric restriction. Joyce, too, according to Sam, can hit a winner at any angle.
He just doesn’t do it quite as well as Agassi, or as often.

Michael Joyce in close-up, viewed eating supper or riding in a courtesy car, looks slighter and younger
than he does on-court. Close-up, he looks his age, which to me is basically that of a fetus. Michael
Joyce’s interests outside tennis consist mostly of big-budget movies and genre novels of the
commercial-paperback sort that one reads on airplanes. He has a tight and long-standing group of
friends back home in L.A., but one senses that most of his personal connections have been made via
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impossible, but my sense is that he might be. Then again, I tend to idealize and distort him, I know,
because of how I feel about what he can do on a tennis court. His most revealing sexual comment
was made in the context of explaining the odd type of confidence that keeps him from freezing up in
a match in front of large crowds or choking on a point when there’s lots of money at stake 46. Joyce,
who usually needs to pause about five beats to think before he answer a questions, thinks the
confidence is partly a matter of temperament and partly a function of hard work and practice.

“If I’m in like a bar, and there’s a really good-looking girl, I might be kind of nervous. But if there’s
like a thousand gorgeous girls in the stands when I’m playing, it’s a different story. I’m not nervous
then, when I play, because I know what I’m doing. I know what to do out there.” Maybe it’s good to
let these be his last quoted words.

Whether or not he ends up in the top ten and a name anybody will know, Michael Joyce will remain a
paradox. The restrictions on his life have been, in my opinion, grotesque; and in certain ways Joyce
himself is a grotesque. But the radical compression of his attention and sense of himself have allowed
him to become a transcendent practitioner of an art -- something few of us get to be. They’ve allowed
him to visit and test parts of his psychic reserves most of us do not even know for sure we have
(courage, playing with violent nausea, not choking, et cetera).

Joyce is, in other words, a complete man, though in a grotesquely limited way. But he wants more.
He wants to be the best, to have his name known, to hold professional trophies over his head as he
patiently turns in all four directions for the media. He wants this and will pay to have it -- to pursue
it, let it define him -- and will pay up with the regretless cheer of a man for whom issues of choice
became irrelevant a long time ago. Already, for Joyce, at twenty-two, it’s too late for anything else;
he’s invested too much, is in too deep. I think he’s both lucky and unlucky. He will say he is happy
and mean it. Wish him well.

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