Goal To Go Episode 3.29 "Norman" by David Polk
Goal To Go Episode 3.29 "Norman" by David Polk
Goal To Go Episode 3.29 "Norman" by David Polk
Episode 3.29
“Norman”
by
David Polk
2.
RECAP
TEASER
FADE IN:
A DREAM
VALERIE
Oh yes, baby. That’s it...
RICHARD (O.S.)
Valerie?
RICHARD
What are you doing, Valerie?
VALERIE
Don’t stop, baby. Don’t stop...
RICHARD
But, Valerie, I thought you loved me.
VALERIE
Yes! That’s it, Achilles. Don’t stop,
Oooooo-yeah...
CAT (O.S.)
Whoa!
CAT
Nice moves, Einstein. I have to hand
it to you, she may be a scheming bitch,
but she’s a scheming bitch with a
smokin’ hot ass...Hey, I thought you
liked girls with more up top.
VALERIE
Come on, baby, give it to me. Give it
to me! Yessss!
CAKE (O.S.)
Achilles?
CAKE
Achilles, you said you’d never cheat on
your wife. You lied to me.
Valerie raises up, takes his face with both hands, kisses
him deeply. When she stops –
VALERIE
I’m your destiny, Achilles. Not that
filthy whore. Now make love to me.
He does...
4.
CAL (O.S.)
Man, how could you do that to her?
Achilles turns his head, sees Cat’s dead twin brother, Cal
Trzcinski, standing near the bathroom door. Now Achilles
is figuring out there’s something wrong with this picture.
CAL
I never lied to her. I didn’t tell her
everything, but I never lied to her.
After everything she’s had to deal
with, now you go and pull something
like this. You’re a real loser, man.
Valerie gets down off the sink, turns so that Achilles can
take her from behind.
VALERIE
I know you like it this way. Don’t
you, stud? That’s it...Mmmmmmm...yeah.
Oh, Achilles...
PORTIA (O.S.)
Is this what you want, Lee?
PORTIA
You really believe she’s your destiny?
VALERIE
Oh...I’m coming...
PORTIA
After everything we’ve been through...
VALERIE
...yes, Achilles! Oh god, Yes! Yes!
PORTIA
Look at yourself, Lee. Just look at
who you’ve become.
END DREAM
5.
ACHILLES
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
PORTIA
Lee, it’s okay! I’m here, baby. I’m
here.
PORTIA
It’s okay, Lee. It’s over now. It was
only a bad dream but it’s over...
END TEASER
6.
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
J.R.
Nice shot, Dad.
BILLY
Beautiful. Just beautiful, son.
They take their golf bags and walk off toward the green.
J.R.
So you think I should tell her tonight?
BILLY
Tonight’s as good a time as any.
J.R.
But I don’t graduate until next June.
That’ll mean ten months of her going on
and on about it. If I can wait until
at least next spring –
BILLY
(laughs)
Nice try, sport, but I know your mother
and this is the sort of news she’ll
want to hear sooner rather than later.
God help you if she finds out from
another source.
J.R.
You mean like you?
BILLY
(beat)
After Dallas I swore I wouldn’t keep
any secrets from your mother. If she
asks, I’m going to tell. And she will
ask. So...
Billy pats J.R. on the back as they walk down the green.
7.
It’s move-in day and FRESHMEN CO-EDS file in and out of the
dorm. A few football players (THE GUYS) hang around,
checking out the new crop of potentials.
VINCE
Now that’s what I’m talking about.
JET
Forget it, V. She’s way out of your
league.
CRASH
She’s out of your altitude.
JET
She’ll probably pledge a sorority
anyway. And trust me, dog, you want to
stay away from sorority pledges.
CRASH
(chortles)
Yeah, you ought to know.
VINCE
So what exactly do you consider to be
“in my league?”
JET
Something closer to that...
VINCE
Oh, you think because I’m Chinese I
only have a shot with smart girls?
JET
Hey, not all smart girls are fugly.
CRASH
Yeah, Vince. There’s always hope, bro.
Portia Addams has an I.Q. of like a
zillion and one and she’s the finest
honey on campus. Hell, in all of
Maitland, maybe all of Washington.
DALLAS
Any luck with the new crop yet?
CRASH
Nah, it’s pretty slim pickings so far.
There’s a reason they call this place
the Virgin Vault. Half of the chicks
who live here are Schnauzers.
KWAME
I thought they called it the Virgin
Vault for Van Helsing the vampire
hunter. You know, the guy who locked
virgins up in his castle.
VINCE
That’s fiction, Kwame. This dorm was
named for Cushing Van Helsing, the
logging magnate. He helped found the
university a century ago.
CRASH
Check it, V, you want to get laid you
need to dial back the Trivial Pursuit.
JET
Uh-huh! Come to daddy, Sweet Thing!
VINCE
(re: Tabitha)
So you think she’s in your league?
JET
Damn skippy! And I’m in hers. They’re
gonna have to kick Baby Girl out of the
Virgin Vault, and soon!
DALLAS
(laughs)
Vince has a better chance with that
babe than you do, Johnson?
VINCE
(hopeful)
Really?
JET
(insulted)
Please!
DALLAS
Twenty bucks says you can’t even get a
phone number.
JET
What?! Jet Johnson not get the digits?!
Boy are you crazy?! You been eating
too many of them jalapenos or something
and it’s messing with your head!
DALLAS
Alright, make it fifty bucks.
JET
It’s your money.
PIPER (O.S.)
Tabitha!
Tabitha stops for Piper Ruhl, who has come from the quad.
They smile at each other. Piper walks right up to her, the
girls embrace and French kiss.
THE GUYS
Damn!
10.
VINCE
Maybe we should hang out on Sorority
Row. At least we know those girls like
guys.
SUZY
No, Pookie, that’s Riley’s.
IPHONE
But you said the heavy trunk.
SUZY
Right. You’ve got the other one.
IPHONE
You mean there’s one heavier than this?
SUZY
(pretty smile)
Sorry, Pookie. You’ve got to put it
back in the U-Haul. Riley’s not living
in the house this year. Her
apartment’s a block over, on Avondale.
iPhone harrumphs, rolls his eyes and heads back toward the
truck at the end of the driveway.
SUZY
Hi, Achilles.
He pulls off his helmet and smiles at her. She gives him a
peck on the cheek.
11.
ACHILLES
Hey, Suzy Q. I don’t suppose you care
that you’ve got the anchor of my
offensive line breaking all kinds of
team rules, do you?
IPHONE
Come on, Q.B., it’s just a few boxes.
I lift more than this in warm-ups.
SUZY
You won’t tell Coach Garcia will you?
ACHILLES
What, and get him benched before the
Oklahoma game?
(off her smile of
appreciation)
Nah. I’m just going to have him do my
first Civil Liberties paper.
IPHONE
(groans)
Oh Q.B., give me a break, man! You
know I suck at writing papers. Can’t
you ask Portia to do it?
ACHILLES
Sorry, big guy. She’s got a double
course load this semester. She plans
on graduating in June, so I’m on my own
this year.
SUZY
Graduating? But she just got here last
year. She’s only eighteen.
ACHILLES
Nineteen. And she spent the whole
summer doubling up on course work.
IPHONE
(with adoration)
And she’s a genius.
SUZY
Jeni! Welcome back.
JENI
Hi, Suzy.
JENI
How was the rest of your summer?
SUZY
Fab!
IPHONE
This the right trunk, Suzy?
iPhone has lugged the right heavy trunk off the U-Haul.
SUZY
Yes, Pookie. Come on, let’s get it
inside.
ACHILLES
Hey, Jennif – sorry – I mean “Jeni.”
JENI
Hello.
ACHILLES
So did you have a good summer?
JENI
It was great. Especially Hawai’i.
ACHILLES
(getting it)
I’m sure it was. Well, take it easy.
JENI
Yeah, Hawai’i was a blast. You know my
sister’s wedding was there. On Kauai,
at her husband’s beach house.
ACHILLES
(slides helmet on)
I’m sure that was nice.
JENI
It was better than nice. It was
perfect. The most perfect wedding
ever. Valerie was absolutely gorgeous.
ACHILLES
Well, say “Hey” to her for me. Gotta
get going –
JENI
Sure, Achilles, but it’ll be a while.
They’re still on their honeymoon. Six
weeks in Europe – Italy, Spain, France,
the Riviera...
ACHILLES
See ya around, Jeni.
JENI
Yeah. See you around.
(under her breath)
Asshole.
SASHA
You’re doing great, Portia. Just
great.
14.
MAKEUP ARTIST
She’s right, Mrs. Addams.
PORTIA
Thank you. I’ve never done anything
like this before.
SASHA
You’re a natural.
MAKEUP ARTIST
She’s right. A natural.
PHOTOGRAPHER
We’re ready to go again, Portia.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Beautiful. That’s it. You’re awesome.
SASHA
In about a week the copywriters will
have copy. We should have full mockups
ready to approve soon after that.
PORTIA
So the ads could be ready in less than
a month?
15.
SASHA
Yes. First we’ll post them to the
website to generate a buzz in social
media, and after that we’ll launch the
print and billboard campaign.
PORTIA
My goodness. We were only talking
about it a few weeks ago and now we’re
about to launch Achilles’ Heisman
campaign. I can hardly believe it!
SASHA
Believe it, Portia. And this concept
was your idea.
PORTIA
(modestly)
Well, not entirely...
PORTIA
Lee, hi! You’re right on time.
SASHA
Hi, Achilles. Your wife is incredible
in front of the camera.
ACHILLES
(smiles at Portia)
Yeah? That good, huh?
PORTIA
(jokingly)
I’m a natural.
ACHILLES
I knew that.
MATTIE
No, Chief D’Agostino, that’s just a
rumor. We have no intention of
bringing rodeo bulls onto the property.
(listens)
Yes, all of the valet parking permits
have been signed. They’ll be at city
hall by the close of business today.
Thank you, Chief. Good-bye.
DARRYL
We’ll, Mattie. One day to go and
everything’s under control.
MATTIE
It’s not over until the last guest
leaves, Darryl, you know that.
DARRYL
Sure, yeah, of course. But I think
we’ve earned the right to have an early
dinner tonight.
MATTIE
(caught off guard)
Oh, Darryl. Sweetheart, I can’t
tonight.
DARRYL
(at a loss)
Why not? What’s going on tonight?
MATTIE
I’m sorry, Darryl. I promised an old
college friend I’d have drinks.
DARRYL
How about I join you?
MATTIE
Darryl, do you really want to spend
your evening with a couple of girls
talking about the old days at NYU?
17.
DARRYL
(considers)
Is she buying?
DARRYL
Alright. Have it your way.
MATTIE
We’ll have dinner at D’Agostino’s
Sunday night, okay?
DARRYL
You’ve already made the reservation,
haven’t you?
She smiles. Her phone RINGS and she puts it to her ear.
He grins as he turns and goes back to work.
Gale’s Jaguar pulls in. She gets out, opens the back door
and takes Duncan from his car seat. She carries him to the
house.
GALE
(calling)
J.R.! J.R.!
J.R. comes from the Great Room. His Rich Bitch girlfriend,
Barbara “Barbie” Pollack, comes with him.
J.R.
Yeah, Mom?
GALE
Oh, hello, Barbara.
BARBIE
Hi, Mrs. Donahue.
GALE
J.R., there are groceries in the car.
Please go out and get them.
18.
J.R.
Sure, Mom. Mom, it’s alright if Barbie
stays for dinner tonight isn’t it?
GALE
Sure, of course you’re welcome to stay
for dinner, Barbara.
(then, calling upstairs)
Gracie! Gracie!
GRACIE (O.S.)
(calling down)
Yes!
GALE
Gracie, Sweetheart, would you mind
changing Duncan and tending to him for
a bit so I can get dinner started?
GRACIE
Sure, Mrs. Donahue.
(takes Duncan)
Hey, D.J.! Hi, buddy!
BARBIE
I’d be happy to help with dinner, Mrs.
Donahue. My mom says I’m pretty good
in the kitchen.
GALE
Thank you, Barbara, but I’m somewhat
pressed for time. I’ve got a lot to
sort through for the barbecue tomorrow
and I’ll just work faster in the
kitchen if I work alone, dear.
GRACIE
(sniffs, frowns)
Hmmm. D.J., is that you who’s so
stinky? We’d better get that diaper
changed right away.
19.
BILLY
I don’t know why you couldn’t have
Wynton Marsalis play at the barbecue.
GALE
Billy honey, Wynton is a wonderful
musician. You know I love his music.
But you don’t have jazz at a Texas
barbecue. It’s just not done.
BILLY
All I’m saying is that if you’re going
to go to all this trouble to surprise
me with a music act every year, you
could pick someone I really like.
BARBIE
Wynton Marsalis is from Louisiana.
Wouldn’t that also be a reason not to
have him play at the barbecue? I mean,
because Louisiana and Texas are rivals.
J.R.
Barbie, Oklahoma and Texas are rivals.
Not Louisiana and Texas.
BARBIE
(embarrassed)
Oh.
BILLY
Speaking of Texas, J.R., was there
something you wanted to tell your
mother?
GALE
Really? What is it, Sweetheart?
J.R.
Um...well, you know...I’ve been doing a
lot of thinking about where to go to
college.
GALE
Yes, Sweetheart.
J.R.
And, well, you know I’m a pretty good
golfer. Good enough for a scholarship.
GALE
Yes.
J.R.
(fast)
Mom, the University of Texas has
offered me a full scholarship to play
golf and I’ve accepted it.
BARBIE
That’s wonderful, Johnny! A full
scholarship!
GALE
Texas University? Well...J.R.,
Sweetheart, that’s...just...
BARBIE
(interrupts, excited)
Great! Isn’t it?!
GALE
Tell me, Sweetheart. If you’re going
to go all the way back to Texas for
college...Why not go to Texas A&M?
J.R.
Mom, A&M didn’t offer me a scholarship.
GALE
(ire growing)
Wes Fenton – the head football coach
and athletic director at Texas A&M –
was your father’s best man at our
wedding. Your father won the Heisman
Trophy at A&M and your grandfather won
ten Big Twelve Championships as head
coach. You don’t think they could find
one golf scholarship for you?
J.R.
See, Dad, this is why I didn’t want to
tell her yet.
BILLY
(mea culpa)
Hey, I just found out this morning.
J.R.
Thanks for the cover, Dad. Mom, Texas
has the best collegiate golf program in
the country. The best. I could make
the PGA Tour after college.
Gale’s heard enough. She takes Duncan from his high chair
and leaves the room. Gracie and Barbie just watch her go.
J.R.
Mom. Come on! Mom!
BILLY
(smiling)
Who wants dessert?
FADE OUT.
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
ELYSE
You’d better get a shower, Bobby.
BOB
What’s the rush?
He takes her wrist and pulls her onto the bed. Kisses her
neck. She responds, liking it.
ELYSE
Bobby! Baby, it’s almost eight. I’ve
got to pick Graham up from his play
date and you’ve got to get home. Mimi
will catch on if you keep getting home
so late.
BOB
We play Oklahoma in a week. The
coaching staff always pulls late nights
before a big game.
ELYSE
Oh, Bobby...
Bob and Elyse leave their motel room holding hands and walk
down the stairs. When they come out to the parking lot Bob
notices a COUPLE kissing next to a white BMW Coupe. The
couple stops kissing and we see that they are both women.
One of them is Mattie.
23.
Mattie grips her steering wheel, shuts her eyes. Bob does
the same. We know what they’re both thinking: “Shit!”
CHAMP
(to Duncan)
Howdy, Pard-ner!
KENDRA
Gale, this is phenomenal! You mean to
tell me you do this every year?!
GALE
Yes. It wasn’t always this big, but it
has become quite the shindig.
CHAMP
Well I’m just blown away, Gale. And
the food is simply awesome.
GALE
I’m so glad you’re enjoying yourselves.
J.R. (O.S.)
Mom.
GALE
Champ, Kendra, meet my oldest son, J.R.
CHAMP/KENDRA
Hi, J.R.!
J.R.
Hi. Mom, can we talk?
GALE
I’m kind of busy right, now,
Sweetheart. But you can help me if
you’d take Duncan inside to Beatrice.
I think my little man is ready for a
nap.
(lovingly, to Duncan)
Aren’t you, baby? Yes you are.
J.R.
But, Mom –
GALE
(pointedly)
We can talk later, J.R., but now I need
you to take Duncan. Now please,
Sweetheart.
J.R.
Dad. I need to talk to you for a sec.
BILLY
Alright
(to guests)
Would you excuse me?
Billy and J.R. move off to the side. Duncan makes faces
and gnaws on J.R.’s t-shirt.
J.R.
Mom hasn’t said boo to me since dinner
last night.
BILLY
Son, you know how your mother is.
25.
J.R.
Exactly. I know how she is, which is
why I’m scared shitless.
BILLY
Look, J.R., you caught her by surprise
– which isn’t easy to do with your mom
– but she’ll get over it. And while
she’s in the process of doing that,
just try to see things from her
perspective. Not only is her only
child leaving her to go half way across
the country, you’re going to a school
that she was raised to despise since
she was old enough to walk.
J.R.
(re: Duncan)
I’m not so sure about that only child
thing anymore.
BILLY
(thoughtfully)
She needs him, son. As much as he
needs her. Don’t begrudge her that.
Now, go find that girlfriend of yours
and have a good time. It’s a party for
Christ’s sake.
BARBIE
I don’t know any of these people,
Johnny, and I’ve been standing here
forever waiting for you. Do you have
any idea how uncomfortable that makes
me feel?
26.
J.R.
Look, I’m sorry, Barbie. But I didn’t
think you’d mind so much. You’re good
with people. I thought you’d mingle.
BARBIE
Not everyone is comfortable “mingling”
with strangers, Johnny.
JUNIOR
So what’s your major?
GRACIE
I’m a freshman. I don’t have one yet.
JET
A freshman? And you’re not living at
the Virg – I mean - Van Helsing Hall?
GRACIE
No, I’m going to live at home. Well,
here, with the Donahues.
GREG
Really? You mean Mrs. D is cool with
you and your boyfriend Lil’ J.R.
sleeping in the same house?
GRACIE
He’s not my boyfriend anymore.
Greg, Jet and Junior react: that’s exactly what they wanted
to hear.
Bob and Mimi Garcia are chatting amiably with Champ and
Kendra near the bar. They don’t see Mattie approaching
from behind. LOUIS the bartender does and pours a glass of
wine before she arrives.
27.
LOUIS
Here you go, Ms. Weiss.
MATTIE
(takes glass)
Thank you, Louis.
The Sussmans and the Garcias turn to greet her. When Bob
and Mattie lock eyes they both freeze.
MIMI
Hi, Mattie! Congratulations on
knocking it out of the park again!
MATTIE
Thank you, Mimi.
MIMI
Have you met Chancellor Sussman and his
wife? Champ, Kendra, this is Mattie
Weiss. She’s Gale’s secret weapon.
CHAMP/KENDRA
Hello, Mattie!
MATTIE
Hello, Chancellor, Mrs. Sussman.
CHAMP
(lecherous smile)
Now, Mattie, one thing you have to know
about us is we don’t stand on
formality. It’s Champ and Kendra...
You’re some secret weapon, Mattie. This
barbecue, the whole soiree, is just
excellent!
MATTIE
Thank you...Champ, but there were
plenty of people involved.
MIMI
One of them being her fiancé. When are
you and Darryl tying the knot, Mattie?
MATTIE
October twelfth.
28.
KENDRA
A Fall wedding in the Great Pacific
Northwest. It should be beautiful.
CHAMP
I can tell that your fiancé – Darryl is
it? – is one lucky man. Having a woman
who can plan a bash this big and who’s
smart enough to schedule her wedding on
a football bye week. October twelfth
is a bye week, isn’t it Bob?
BOB
Yeah...yes, we have that week off,
Champ. Before the Ohio State game.
CHAMP
(eyes hard on Mattie)
He’s one lucky fellah, your Darryl.
PORTIA
(reacts)
Eeeeww! What’s in this?!
Achilles takes her cup, sips from it, then exchanges cups
with her.
ACHILLES
Sorry, wrong one.
PORTIA
That’s not rum is it, Lee?
ACHILLES
A little bit. And could you keep your
voice down?
CAT
How’d you get that, Einstein? Mrs. D
is like a Nazi at Hanukkah when it
comes to serving alcohol to underage
players.
ACHILLES
What’s with all this grief? Jesus,
it’s a party. It’s one rum and Coke.
(to Portia)
You’ve seen me drink before. You drink
wine all the time and you’re not even
twenty. What’s the big deal?
PORTIA
Wine isn’t hard liquor, Lee. And
you’re driving a motorcycle tonight,
with me on it.
CAT
(to Dallas)
Did you know he got that spiked?
DALLAS
Don’t drag me into this! I’m not his
security blanket, that’s iPhone’s job.
GALE (O.S.)
Hello, everybody!
GALE
Can I have your attention?
(the crowd dies down)
Thank you all for coming out tonight.
Are you all having a good time?
CROWD
Yes!
GALE
(beat)
Now, Billy and I have come to adore the
great state of Washington, but you all
know we hail from our beloved Texas,
where everything is big. And what
we’ve tried to do here tonight is bring
a bit of Texas to Washington. So I’ll
ask again. Are you all having a good
time?
30.
CROWD
(roaring)
YEAH! WHOO-HOO! YEE-HA!
GALE
(appreciating it)
Now that’s what I like to hear. It’s
that time of year again, when our boys
are about to lace ‘em up for one more
season. And before they do that, we
like to give them one last big sendoff,
something to remind them that no matter
what happens on the field, we still
love ‘em to death.
GALE
And those of you who’ve been here
before know that tonight’s a night I
like to do something extra special for
my Billy Boy. Every year, I try to
surprise him with a little taste of
down home music, a little something to
remind him that even though he’s the
head man for Washington Tech football,
he’ll always be a Son of Texas.
The crowd reacts with whoops and cat calls. Billy blushes.
GALE
(beat, mood turns sad)
Unfortunately...this year I wasn’t able
to find anyone from Texas to play for
my Billy.
(crowd saddens audibly)
So I had to ask our dear friends Ronald
Fraser and Charlotte Webb to help me
find a musical guest.
GALE
Ronald and Charlotte, as some of you
may know, are huge jazz fans. Ronald
even played professionally a while
back. And he still has ties to his
(MORE)
31.
GALE (CONT’D.)
home state of Louisiana.
(a big smile)
So as a favor to me and my Billy Boy,
Ronald and Charlotte talked to their
old friend, Winton Marsalis, who’s
agreed to play for us tonight!
Winton kisses and hugs Gale as his band sets up. Then they
start to jam as we...
FADE OUT.
ACT THREE
FADE IN:
Mimi sorts laundry. In the b.g. we hear and see two of her
three young children PLAYING RAUCOUSLY in the next room.
MIMI
(to next room)
Katie! Behave, Sweetie!
KATIE (O.S.)
Donnie broke my castle!
DONNIE (O.S.)
Katie stinky! Katie stinky, Katie
stink, Mommy!
MIMI
(near end of her rope)
That’s enough you two! If I have to
come in there!
ACHILLES
(covering)
Hey, babe!
PORTIA
Hi, Lee. Baby you remember Kyndall
from church, don’t you?
33.
KYNDALL
(smiles)
Hi, Achilles.
ACHILLES
(not remembering)
Um...sure. Hey.
PORTIA
Kyndall is in the Young Christian
Women’s Society with me. We’ve been
organizing the volunteer dinner at the
Golden Harvest this Friday night.
ACHILLES
That’s great. It should be a really
nice event.
KYNDALL
Thanks to Portia, we have twenty
families who’ve pledged already.
ACHILLES
That’s my girl.
PORTIA
Lee, have you seen my label maker?
(off his dumb look)
Never mind. It’s probably in the
bedroom closet. I’ll be right out,
Kyndall. Help yourself to a Coke or
something.
ACHILLES
I’m going to grab a Coke. Want one?
She follows him into the kitchen. He opens the fridge and
pulls out two Cokes. Offers her one.
KYNDALL
(takes Coke)
Thank you. You don’t remember me, do
you?
34.
ACHILLES
Sorry. I’m sure we’ve met but...
KYNDALL
It’s alright. You probably meet lots
of girls whose names you don’t
remember.
(off his reaction)
Oh, I’m sorry. That didn’t come out
right, did it?
KYNDALL
So do you think you’ve got a good
chance to beat Oklahoma Saturday night?
ACHILLES
I think we’ll be ready for them. You
follow football?
KYNDALL
Sure. My dad was a tight end in
college.
ACHILLES
Really? Where’d he play?
KYNDALL
Oklahoma. I was born in Norman.
ACHILLES
No shit?!
(off her embarrassment)
Oh, sorry. I forgot. Young Christian
Women’s Society.
PORTIA
Found it.
(hands it to Kyndall)
Keep it as long as you need it.
KYNDALL
Thanks, Portia.
35.
ACHILLES
So who are you going to root for
Saturday, Kyndall?
(off Portia’s look)
Kyndall’s from Norman, Oklahoma. Her
dad was a Sooner.
PORTIA
Is that right?
ACHILLES
Yeah. Pretty funny, huh? You teaming
up with a Sooner the night before we
play them on national t.v.?
KYNDALL
(big smile)
I’m a Devil now, Achilles. Sea Devils
all the way! WHOOO-AAAHH!
SANDERSON
Hi, Gabrielle.
GABRIELLE
Hello, Sandy. Welcome to Bristol.
Finding everything okay?
SANDERSON
Just great. Bet you’re surprised to
see me here, huh?
GABRIELLE
(sincere)
No Sandy, not at all. I’ve always
thought you were a talented newsman.
I’m glad you’re here.
SANDERSON
Thanks. So...now that I’m here at
ESPN, now that we’re both here, how’d
you like to have a drink sometime?
Maybe grab dinner, a movie?
GABRIELLE
Gee, Sandy, I’m kind of seeing someone.
SANDERSON
Oh. Really?
GABRIELLE
Yeah...Really.
SANDERSON
I’m not surprised. I mean, look at
you. It’s just that, well, I kind of
always thought, back when we covered Wa
Tech together, we sort of had a vibe
going. You know?
GABRIELLE
(duh)
Yeah...Noooo...not so much.
SANDERSON
I just figured, you know, you spent a
lot of time at the Hoz. I spent a lot
of time at the Hoz. A lot of time we
spent at the Hoz together...
SANDERSON
(wilting)
Yeah...so...it was good seeing you
again, Gabrielle.
GABRIELLE
(mildly annoyed)
Yes, David, what is it?
37.
GABRIELLE
David, that’s insane!
DAVID
She’s insane, Elle.
GABRIELLE
You expect me to believe that Gale
Donahue tried to kill me by blowing up
my car?
DAVID
Yes, I do. Because she did.
GABRIELLE
But the stalker? The L.A. police
arrested the stalker.
DAVID
Elle, look, the guys I hired to look
into this are pros; they’re thorough,
they don’t make mistakes. According to
them, Gale Donahue found this guy who’d
been stalking you and used him as her
cover. She followed his patterns and
his timelines. She knew he’d get
tagged if anything happened to you. He
was her dupe without even knowing it.
GABRIELLE
(in denial)
I can’t believe it, David. I told you
not to do anything! Not to hire
anybody to look into anything!
DAVID
Elle, she planted the bomb. She
detonated it. If she didn’t do it, she
hired someone who did. My guys are
sure of it.
38.
GABRIELLE
The police cleared her. She was
shopping in San Francisco when it
happened.
DAVID
No, Elle, the L.A. police didn’t want
to implicate a former Miss America
without rock solid evidence. After all
of their screw ups? Shit, the last
thing they needed was to get into a PR
slugfest with Gale Donahue. They
bought the line of crap her and her
husband sold them.
(off Gabrielle’s distress)
My private investigators are better
than the L.A.P.D. They triple-
quadruple checked. The crazy bitch
flew to L.A., not San Francisco, that
morning. Somebody who knows airline
booking inside and out apparently
hacked the system and switched the
records after the fact - probably that
Nazi personal assistant of hers.
GABRIELLE
Billy didn’t know. He couldn’t have
known.
DAVID
I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Elle.
GABRIELLE
Stop it, David! This whole cock and
bull story is absurd! Even more absurd
is suggesting that Billy would do
anything to harm me!
DAVID
Oh, Elle, stop being naïve! You want
to believe this guy’s some sort of
White Knight, but believe me he won’t
let anyone taint his lily white Miss
(MORE)
39.
DAVID (CONT’D.)
Perfect. You saw the stories. Donahue
and the Nazi chick covered up her drug
addiction for years. Who’s to say they
wouldn’t cover up a murder. Especially
if it was a fine ass sister who got him
strung out the way you did.
GABRIELLE
That’s enough, David! Enough!
DAVID
(grabs her arm)
Elle! I wouldn’t come to you with
something like this if I didn’t know it
was true, and if I didn’t care about
you, you know that. Don’t let your
feelings for this man cloud your
judgment.
GABRIELLE
Gale’s a nut case, but Billy would
never do anything to hurt me. And he
wouldn’t just stand by and let her
either. Ever. I know that, David.
(breaks his grip with her
free hand)
Thank you for telling me about Gale,
and for caring. I have to go.
DONNA (V.O.)
Coach Donahue’s office.
GABRIELLE
Yes, hello, Donna. May I speak with
Coach Donahue?
40.
DONNA (V.O.)
Who may I say is calling?
GABRIELLE
It’s Gabrielle Woods. ESPN.
DONNA (V.O.)
(coolness comes through the
phone)
Oh. Hello, Ms. Woods. I’ll see if the
Coach is available.
GABRIELLE
Donna, please. It’s important. I need
to speak with him right away.
DONNA (V.O.)
Yes, of course, Ms. Woods.
GABRIELLE
Donna –
DONNA (V.O.)
Hold please.
DONNA
(presses intercom)
Coach. I have Miss Woods from ESPN for
you on line one.
GALE
(beat)
Billy honey, what’s the matter?
41.
GALE
She won’t go to the police, Billy.
BILLY
Jesus Christ, Gale! What if her ex-
husband does? His private eyes have
put it all together.
GALE
She won’t let him.
BILLY
How do you know that?
GALE
As much as she’d love to see me behind
bars for the next thirty years, she
knows that can’t happen without you
joining me. She won’t let that happen.
Not to her “Man.”
GALE
If we’re done here, Billy honey, it’s
time for Duncan’s bottle.
(goes to the door, turns)
Billy, I’d hoped we were past all of
this. Seeing as how we’re not, I’ll
leave it to you to keep this mess from
harming our family.
(off his reaction)
I don’t care how you do it, but do
whatever you have to to keep your
whore’s mouth shut.
She exits.
BILLY
David’s information must be wrong.
GABRIELLE
Are you certain, Billy? David said the
people he hired are the best.
BILLY
Yes, Elle...I’m positive. Gale is
capable of a lot of things, but murder
isn’t one of them.
FADE OUT.
ACT FOUR
FADE IN:
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Well folks, we’re about to kick off
another exciting season of college
football. We’ve got what should be a
good one here tonight in Norman,
Oklahoma, where the number three
Oklahoma Sooners take on the number
twenty-one Washington Tech Sea Devils.
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
The Sooners come into tonight’s season
opener poised to make a run at a
national championship. They’re rock
solid in every aspect of the game –
offense, defense and special teams –
but the star of this explosive team is
definitely Cody Jenkins –
CODY JENKINS
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
– the sensational senior quarterback
who threw for over four thousand yards
and forty two touchdowns last season.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Kirk, this young man is a pleasure to
watch on the football field. Last
year, Jenkins finished second in the
Heisman voting and tops the list of
candidates for the coveted trophy
coming into this season. He should get
off to a good start in this year’s
(MORE)
44.
DALLAS
DALLAS
Alright, let’s get ready to play some
football. Good, old-fashion, hard-
nosed football.
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
You’re right, Brent, with the
graduation of several key defensive
players, the Sea Devils have got plenty
of holes for Jenkins to exploit. The
Sooners offense averaged forty-five
points a game last season, so expect
them to score often tonight.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Coach Billy Donahue’s Devils will have
to match Oklahoma’s high flying offense
with some firepower of their own. And
for that they’ll be counting on that
young man to pull the trigger...
ACHILLES
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Junior quarterback Achilles Addams is
looking to redeem himself and the
offense after being shut out in the
Poinsettia Bowl last December. I spoke
with offensive coordinator Bob Garcia
earlier and he told me that Addams
really matured in the off-season. He’s
reading defenses better, releasing the
ball faster and showing better
judgment. And he’s gelled with his
receiving corps.
45.
ACHILLES
(into phone)
I feel good. The field’s firm. The
wind is calm. The guys seem loose.
BOB
BOB
Good. Just take things nice and easy.
You’re ready for this, Achilles. It’s
just like playing pitch and catch.
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
Well, Brent, Addams is going to have to
run Garcia’s spread offense to
perfection if the Sea Devils hope to
have any chance of pulling off the
upset here in Norman tonight.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
That’s true, Mr. Herbstreit, but don’t
forget it was this same quarterback,
who they call “The Ice Man”, who
knocked off the number one Miami
Hurricanes last year in Miami. Like I
said folks, this ought to be a good
one. So fasten your seatbelts, it’s
time for Saturday Night College
Football!
MIDFIELD
REFEREE
(re: the coin)
Alright, men, this is heads, this is
tails. Washington Tech, you’re the
visiting team so call it in the air.
ACHILLES
Tails!
REFEREE
It’s tails.
DALLAS
We want the ball!
REFEREE
Oklahoma, Washington Tech has elected
to receive.
The referee makes the motions for who will kick and who
will receive. The team captains shake hands.
REFEREE
Good luck, gentlemen. Let’s have a
tough, hard, honest game of football.
ON THE SIDELINE
Billy studies his PLAY SHEET and talks into his headset.
BILLY
Okay, Bob, let’s get Stoops and his
boys scratching their heads on this
first series.
BOB (V.O.)
We’ll keep ‘em guessing all night,
Coach.
IN THE STANDS
ON THE FIELD
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Just a terrific return by Dallas
Morales! And the Sea Devils will start
their first possession of the game on
the right side of the fifty.
J.R. and his HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS watch the game ON THE BIG
SCREEN. Barbie comes in with a bowl of chips, settles in
next to him in a big leather chair...
Portia watches the game with GIRLS from the Young Christian
Women’s Society, including Kyndall. Portia’s eyes are
locked on Achilles as he walks to the line of scrimmage...
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Addams from the shotgun...Flanker Greg
Ericsson comes in motion. Addams takes
the snap, hands off – no it’s a fake to
Ericsson. The blitz is coming – Addams
dumps a screen pass to Ericsson...He’s
got an opening. There he goes, down
the sideline!
Sea Devils fans erupt as Greg streaks into the end zone.
48.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
And on their first play form scrimmage,
Addams dumps a screen pass to senior
flanker Greg Ericsson, who takes it
forty-five yards for a touchdown!
ON THE SIDELINE
ON THE FIELD
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
Well, I can’t say I’m surprised by the
way Jenkins sliced through this
Washington Tech defense. Unless
something changes drastically, it’s
going to a long, long night for the
Devils.
ON THE SIDELINE
ACHILLES
Listen up: this ain’t nothing but a
party! All night long! You feel me?!
What they can do, we can do! Now let’s
bring it!
Jenkins hits receivers all over the field and scrambles out
of a sack to throw a 30-yard bomb to a receiver who catches
it over Dallas for a touchdown;
END MONTAGE
ON THE SIDELINE
WENDI
Coach, two-hundred twenty yards passing
and four touchdowns through the air by
Achilles Addams in the first half. Are
you surprised at how effective your
offense has been against this normally
stout Oklahoma defense?
BILLY
We’re not surprised. Oklahoma’s a well
coached team with a lot of speed and a
lot of playmakers. We knew we’d have
to put up some points to stay with them
and we’ve been able to do that so far.
WENDI
Trailing by only a field goal at the
half, do you think you’ve neutralized
the Sooners’ home field advantage?
BILLY
I played a few games here in Norman
when I was at Texas A&M, so I can tell
you it ain’t over ‘til it’s over. And
it’s a long way from being over.
50.
WENDI
Thanks, Coach.
BILLY
We’ll see ya later, Wendi.
WENDI
(into camera)
Spoken like a true Big Twelve alum.
Brent, Kirk, back to you.
MUSBURGER
Well folks, we’ve witnessed one heck of
a first half. Oklahoma leads by a
field goal. But so far tonight it sure
feels like Cody Jenkins and this high
powered Sooners offense has been
outgunned by Achilles Addams and the
Sea Devils.
HERBSTREIT
You know, Brent, we expected to see the
Devils pull out all the stops tonight,
but what’s really impressed me is the
poise and execution of Achilles Addams.
He’s thirty-four for forty-one, two
hundred and twenty yards passing with
four touchdowns and no interceptions.
That’s just an incredible performance
against this Sooners’ defense.
MUSBURGER
You’re right, Kirk. So far tonight the
junior from East Orange, New Jersey is
making a strong case for why he should
be considered on par with Oklahoma’s
Cody Jenkins and other elite passers.
HERBSTREIT
That’s right, Brent. Unless he has a
complete meltdown, I would expect to
see Addams’ name pop up on a few more
Heisman Hopeful lists after tonight’s
performance.
51.
KYNDALL
(excitedly)
The Heisman Trophy! Portia, wouldn’t
that just be awesome?!
PORTIA
Keep hope alive. Keep hope alive.
The Sea Devils are preparing to take the field for the
second half. Coach Joe Mercer fires up his defense.
MERCER
Alright, dammit. You let them walk all
over you in the first half. Tighten it
up! No more piss poor arm tackles.
Hit ‘em hard and wrap ‘em up! And stop
falling for the play action pass!
ON THE FIELD
DALLAS
Watch the screen! Watch the screen!
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Touchdown! That was just a perfect
pass by the Heisman candidate!
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
This play is an example of why so many
NFL scouts are high on Cody Jenkins.
He makes the read, calls the perfect
audible and executes flawlessly. The
play action totally freezes safety
Dallas Morales, allowing the wide
receiver to slip behind him. Just a
perfectly executed play by Jenkins.
CAT
It’s alright, Casanova. Shake it off.
ON THE SIDELINE
ON THE FIELD
Achilles barks out signals, takes the snap and goes to work
- throws a beautiful pass to Jet in the seam; hustles the
offense back to the line of scrimmage and does it again,
hitting Greg this time.
COACHES’ BOOTH
BOB
(into headset)
Alright, we’ve got them on their heels.
Now let’s kick ‘em in the balls. Give
me Ace Right, 90 Cadillac.
ON THE SIDELINE
ACHILLES
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
The Sooners are blitzing! Addams steps
up – he’s got a man open over the
middle! TOUCHDOWN!
Junior catches the ball, kneels in the end zone and makes
the sign of the cross, then tosses the ball to an OFFICIAL.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Addams hits tight end Junior Tuiososopo
for his fifth touchdown pass. The Ice
Man is on fire tonight!
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
With that pass, Addams has thrown for
over three hundred yards. And we’re
not even in the fourth quarter.
BILLY
Hell of a game, huh, Addams?
ACHILLES
(a slight grin)
It’s about to be, Coach.
JENKINS
takes the snap and rolls right, fires a pass to his tight
end for a first down; scrambles out of the pocket for a 10
yard gain; dumps off another pass to his TAILBACK, who
gains another first down; stands in the pocket and flings
it to a WIDE RECEIVER crossing the middle; lofts a
beautiful pass to a receiver who makes a circus catch in
the end zone for a touchdown.
ACHILLES
takes the snap, flips a shuttle pass to Crash, who cuts and
jukes for a first down; avoids a heavy blitz to complete a
pass to Junior for 12 yard; finds Greg on the sideline for
another 15; rolls to his left, gets a hellacious block from
iPhone, and fires a missile 30 yards down field to Jet who
snags it with one hand in the end zone. Touchdown.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
My, my! Don’t go away yet, folks
‘cause it’s nervous time in Norman.
With four minutes left in the game, the
heavily favored Sooners are clinging to
a forty-five to forty-two lead over
Washington Tech! It ain’t over yet!
ON THE SIDELINE
MERCER
Right here! Right now! This is it!
You can hold these guys! Get it done!
JENKINS
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
Even though they’ve dominated the Sea
Devils defense tonight through the air,
the Sooners will run the ball here to
take time off the clock.
MERCER
(shouting to field)
That’s what I’m talking about. Way to
stick Epstein! Way to stick D!
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
Big third down for Jenkins and the
Sooners. No way does Sooners head
coach Bob Stoops want to give Achilles
Addams another shot on the field.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Third and a long six, I think the
Sooners have to take a shot at a pass
play. Here they come. Jenkins is in
the shotgun. The Sea Devils line up in
a nickel defense –
DALLAS
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
The Devils are blitzing! Jenkins
better get the pass away –
DALLAS
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
You just hate to see something like
this happen. You can see from the
replay that Morales gets a clean shot
at Jenkins.
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
And folks, that is a textbook tackle.
Just the way they teach it training in
camp. Nothing cheap about that hit at
all. The safety just sprinted to the
quarterback and got to him untouched.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
We’ll get a report on Jenkins later,
but let’s hope it’s not as serious as
it looks.
ON THE SIDELINE
BILLY
Dallas.
BILLY
(calmly)
Dallas. Son.
(off Dallas’ recognition)
It’s football. You understand?
GALE/CAT
ACHILLES
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
Billy Donahue is going to go for a
field goal and try to win it in
overtime.
HERBSTREIT (V.O.)
Achilles Addams has thrown for over
four hundred yards tonight, but you’ve
got to go with the percentages. A
thirty yard field goal is very makeable
for sophomore kicker Vince Leong.
57.
ON THE FIELD
ON THE SIDELINE
VINCE
plants his left foot, swings his right leg and KICKS the
football. He watches as the ball flips end-over-end in the
night sky toward the uprights.
Sea Devils and Sooners watch too, both teams’ players and
coaches using body language to guide the ball...
THE BALL
clangs on the left upright, falls away from the goal post.
MUSBURGER (V.O.)
No good! He missed it! So the Sooners
will get the win here in Norman, but
boy was it close!
ACHILLES
Forget about it, Vince. You’ve got to
forget about it, man.
The Sea Devils kicking team begins walking off the field,
still in a state of shock. Achilles puts his arm around
Vince’s shoulder pads and they walk off together as we...
FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE