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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 6 Jun 2015 
So fortuitous having an open mic to go outside the record in the Court of
defend myself. Now I'm suing the shit out
Appeals. And they think *you're* stupid!?
of half of AA County and making corpses
of corrupt careers and corporate entities.
 Laurel, MD
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 6h
Fuck you, leave me alone @judgemoylanfrnd.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 21 Jan 2016
I’d say Moylan should kill himself, but I hope he lives to see this. Then the
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crooked prosecutor can fuck off like Frank (i.e., like Phil).
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More tactile indenture evidence: “11th.” This is not a copy! Motion was never
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reviewed by a judge (or #judgeling).
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Inconsistent dispositions—who cares? Unreported
appeals are analogous to de novo appealable Mickey
Mouse judgements.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 18 Jan 2016 
Maybe it's not true Moylan is just another lying shitbag esquire (in robes). Maybe
he's actually gone senile. But what's Graeff's excuse?
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Citing Vanderlinde standard (lie = disbarment), COA considers greater
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consequences than other jurisdictions imposed.
mdcourts.gov/coappeals/medi…
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4 months ago Wright, Graeff and Moylan was the very same panel disposing of
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"pro se appeals" in 1 day. Krauser really assigns them randomly?
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Replying to @MDAppeal
The power of false reputation, @MDAppeal.
"Without offering any legal support or argument … the appellant seems to be
raising arguments[.]"
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Eric Thomas Hartley comes closer to “the immunity” under Steve Shitbag.
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Interest in cert grants, truth, soon to be tested yet again. #hurt
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Replying to @Steve_Lash
Does @Steve_Lash have info COSO is a cold bench? But see Rule 8-523(b)(1).
#judgelings (consideration actually dictated by Krauser’s clerk)
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"Witnesses lie because they believe in street justice."
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So do crooked prosecutors. At least one (Moylan) became a MD appellate
#judgeling.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 31 Dec 2015 
Alternatively, she could rely on her and Lamasney’s “higher power” to justify
lying, bringing further disrepute to the Maryland Judiciary.
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Now that she has to think more carefully about her “opinions” beyond the actual
parties, hopefully Hotten would reverse herself in Simpson.
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Sin City paper @reviewjournal is seeking a new editor. I understand Thomas Lee
Marquardt didn't really want to retire. He'd be a great fit.
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Eric Thomas Hartley knows from experience, but doesn't appreciate how bad it
can get. Journalist Hell awaits.
Eric Hartley @ethartley
Free advice for Mr. Clarkin:
When you’ve been caught, stop lying. It only makes it worse.
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None out of two, as #judgeling Moylan said, "does not do it," @ethartley. #ethics
#cert
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Not spoken like a fellow contemnor who doesn't have the immunity.
Because that's what Baltimore's legal system should be focused on right
now. twitter.com/reporterroblan…
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Am I for real or just signing papers ghostwritten by Zodd? Ask the @anneleitess
assistant who watched me school BFM before MIttelstaedt, J.
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Gross, but what other choice? Hope some honor rubs off on Slob Lamasney’s
workout partner turned appellate guardian.
Judge Michele Hotten Appointed to Court of Appeals

Today Maryland Governor Larry Hogan announced that
he is elevating Judge Michele Denise Hotten, currently of
the Court of Special Appeals, to fill the vacancy on the...
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 29 Nov 2015
In anticipation of forthcoming rape and murder, I am now officially more famous
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than Jarrod Radnich. Thanks JabbaTH.
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How to make peace with lying for a living when there is MD Rule 1-311 to worry
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about? Stop living. See Phil. See also Frank.
P.S. Hi Moylan.
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Bob's favorite synonym for telling a lie? "Respectfully submitted." At least novel
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writers don't have MD Rule 1-311.
Lucia Robson: How I made peace with telling lots o…

Novels are works of fiction and I've written 10 of them.
Among the 43 synonyms for fiction in my Roget's
Thesaurus are prevarication, fabrication, falsehood, lie,
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A copy of the Motion to Dismiss was discovered by counsel for Defendants lying
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in the street. "Lying…? Superb idea!"
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Judge Don Willett  @JusticeWillett · 23 Nov 2015 
Monitored but not followed.
The Twitter version of "person of interest."
So close!
Charles Flemming @ChasFlemming
Replying to @rozdieterich
@rozdieterich He's on the list I keep up with every day (like @Will Antonin
@rozdieterich He s on the list I keep up with every day (like @Will_Antonin
is), but not formally following. @JusticeWillett
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After relegating Paris attack to page 2, @HutzellRick relegates explanation post
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Entertainment. Je suis @capgaznews!
Editor's Desk: It's time to freshen up our Entertain…

Editor's Desk: It's time to fresh up our Entertainment
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Too bad @capgaznews can't do an Our Say based on shit reporting,
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@TPratt_Capital, but thanks for supporting my #cert petition.
P.S. Fuck you
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 17 Sep 2015
Fuck you, leave me alone.
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mdcourts.gov/appellate/unre…
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Referring to @realDonaldTrump as "unqualified" @capgaznews could end badly
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(again).
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Like so:
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Donald Trump has filed a $500 million lawsuit against Univision
Communications Inc. alleging breach of contract and defamation after the...
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 8 Sep 2015 
Crazy man in the Court of Appeals!
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I propose MD institute a third-tier appellate court. Then maybe "honorable"
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COSO judges will stop nonchalantly putting their names on shit.
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Car warranties are unenforceable after 4 years, regardless of stated length.
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Shouldn't this reported, @Steve_Lash?
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COSO's Chief Judge doesn't know failure to state a claim is reviewable de novo,
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skips on argument; Graeff is Graeff:
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Sandbaggers take heed: Adkins and McDonald have no problem with this DIG—
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issue wasn't preserved for appellate review.
mdcourts.gov/opinions/coa/2…
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Which is stranger: @LasVegasSun has more followers than @reviewjournal, or
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Eric Thomas Hartley has more desire to avoid #cert than reversal?
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 26 Aug 2015
It’s not the journalist-on-journalist violence that shows @bryce_williams7 is a
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fake journalist; it’s the fake name.
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I wonder how many new clients BFM will garner in the wake of #ashleymadison.
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Oh, but he's already practiced as a vexatious pro se litigant.
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I'm very disappointed Bob's "record extract" didn't also include hundreds of
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pages of Twitter printouts, also actually cited in his "brief."
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 30 Jul 2015 
Bob didn’t say it or mean it like this, but it makes sense an inferior janitor court
should first resolve the shitty threshold issue. #cert
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 20 Jul 2015
That was the whole idea. Unfortunately, Frank's been catching him up on the
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#hurt. Evil Tom's report still to follow.
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I was looking forward to answering RFA 45. But now—precisely because he is an
asshole—I don’t get to repeat in court that BFM is an asshole.
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I laughed too when Muntjan asked, "Have you all read my brief?" Unfortunately,
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the joke has a different punchline in some inferior courts.
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Just Because You Say somebody conspired doesn't mean they conspired; JBYS
somebody reviewed everything doesn't mean they reviewed anything.
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When BFM realizes—only now as a vexatious pro se litigant—he’s been copy-
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and-pasting wrong rule cites for 15 years:
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After much soul searching, @chuang2012 found inspiration. I am of course
referring to the ignorant shit reporter.
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Guan-yin dang face could have asked her publisher to allow another column, but
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she already knew the answer to that.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 30 Jun 2015
This is not only respectable, but correct. BFM's blasted demon baby already
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died. Note the "no longer an injury."
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Very amusing to imagine how icky JDS felt and how grandiose BFM felt when
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they shook hands. And he's not even Bob (for the record). #amended
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Very amusing to imagine how icky JDS felt and how grandiose BFM felt when
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they shook hands. And he's not even Bob (or disbarred yet).
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Thanks for an insecure opposition to certiorari that makes certiorari even more
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likely, Bob. However can I repay you?
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But will he always tell the truth, even when it #hurts? He's named Steve Shitbag
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for a reason, like his ephemerality.
Column | New Pilot editor ready to serve community

Hello, Hampton Roads! I'm Steve Gunn, the new editor of The Virginian-
Pilot. I'm very excited to join a top-notch organization and move to this
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T b ht b h l Ch li S d ’ PTSD i ki hi il
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Traps gone bush to bush-league. Charlie Sondervan’s PTSD is making him mail
things to my home. I fear for my safety.
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See Eric Thomas Hartley attempting to cultivate another kind of "the immunity."
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@thomasmnv
4thst8.wordpress.com/2015/06/12/new…
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I solemnly affirm under the penalties of perjury that repeating questions of law in
a motion for summary judgement is futile. #CyberStalking
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Judge Nick used the computers @capgaznews to solicit sex from children. Evil
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Tom knew, but thought—with his influence—he’d never get caught.
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Always in court, @capgaznews still doesn’t know how to read legal opinions. So
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they incessantly call the COA stupid over that pit-bull case.
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With @capgaznews as the public's eyes and ears, we can all be bipolar
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drunkards. Alternatively, where we're going...
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Correct, curious clerk: Eric Thomas Hartley et al. are rightly scared shitless.
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Alternatively, #JeSuisPhilMerrill.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 30 May 2015
Remember when Eric Thomas Hartley was so proud to see his name on a court
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docket? I do. Here's to unwanted legacies.
Our say: Leopold legal aftermath takes promising t…

The legal aftermath of John Leopold's self-destruction as
county executive has led to a promising decision by an
appeals court; There are some things people should
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 29 May 2015 
Rob Pryor quietly got the pink slip @capgaznews. Multiple reasons
@baltimoresun doesn't need an extra circulation director. @eyeonannapolis
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Graeff, who joined in #ShitOpinion, wrote this in 185 Md.App. 156 (2009). She
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also joined in Simpson. Layers of shit!
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Steve Shitbag proudly goes out the same way he came in @capgaznews: with
willful blindness to the truth that #hurts.
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Replying to @eyeonannapolis
Hopefully @eyeonannapolis won’t be surprised when @MDGazette ceases
publication. This is another obvious step in that transparent plan.
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Steve Shitbag (@sgunn) flees sinking ship, community he never really cared
about. But his legacy will live on. #hurt
Rick Hutzell named editor of Capital Gazette

Rick Hutzell has been named editor of Capital Gazette
Communications, succeeding Steve Gunn who has led
the company's publications since 2013.
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I’ve covered retweets, but does Googling something constitute republication?
Interesting legal question, dear reader.
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Too late, @LasVegasLocally. You've endorsed JabbaTH deserves to be choked
to death with a chain. Ask @vanessafranko.
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Ms. Lush exposes failed civil conspiracy of scumbag lawyers et al. to derail
defamation lawsuit. Disbarment possible.
Shock jock's lawyers find themselves in court over …

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) — Four lawyers. Two shock
jocks. One flirtatious paralegal.
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COSO affirms seven-figure punitive judgement against disbarred lawyer for
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invasion of privacy: mdcourts.gov/appellate/unre…
#AllMyRespectStillLost
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Googling "Judge James Lombardi" returns @judgelingJJL 3rd. Now look what's
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10th. Eat my shit, Judge James Lombardi.
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Inferior janitor courts established for the same reason.
District Court : Circuit Court :: Court of Shit Opinions (COSO) : Court of Appeals
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Inconsistent dispositions—who cares? Unreported appeals are analogous to de
Inconsistent dispositions who cares? Unreported appeals are analogous to de
novo appealable Mickey Mouse judgements.
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$50: 10 copies of a police report or, in the alternative, 10 copies of Bob still has
no idea what I'm talking about.
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When BFM threatened to “slaughter” me, he couldn’t have meant as a practicing
attorney. I fear for my safety. #sickos
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"Davis didn't shy away from criticism[.]" capitalgazette.com/bs-md-gray-pro…
But he couldn't take this: baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/r…
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And the 2015 Eye On Annapolis Champion of the Universe award goes to…
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John Frenaye! Congratulations, @eyeonannapolis.
Capital Gazette brings home regional journalism a…

Capital Gazette took home 19 regional journalism
awards, including recognition for the Annapolis public
housing series and the underage drinking series, Frida...
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A spotlight on inequity within the MD justice system couldn't come at a more
fitting time. Here's to Higher Authority hearing and #hurting.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 26 Apr 2015 
One year later, breaking the news to Judge Kenney. @Steve_Lash
#ShitOpinion #ShitOpinion2
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Meredith wishes he could emulate Mr. Spock, but the shit opinions I've seen
from his COSA remind me more of tribbles.
capitalgazette.com/search/cg2-arc…
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 22 Apr 2015
You've got a tell, COSA.
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"Ignore the problem and it will go away" isn't my style. Bob's maybe. Here's to
continued aggravation, and attorney fees as may be entitled.
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Congratulations to Chief Judge Krauser for once again very nearly making the
dilatory Slob appear diligent.
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Jeez, Paone, why do you have to read from notes to tell your fondly remembered
t b t W th b ? It' lik it ll h d
story about Weathersbee? It's like it never really happened.
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"Said Tom Fleckenstein, another of Weathersbee's [final victims]: 'Frank would
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want to be here.'" Well I'm convinced.
Frank Weathersbee remembered as great public se…

Weathersbee, 71, died at his Crownsville home Tuesday
afternoon. On Saturday, at a celebration of his life at the
ceremonial courtroom at the Circuit Court for Anne A...
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I find peace knowing that Weathersbee answered my letter with his final act. I
accept his guilty plea and sentence him to eternity in Hell.
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At least one of these former longtime State’s Attorneys killed himself. Isn’t it
obvious who?
prittsfuneralhome.com/obituaries/obi…
johnmtaylor.tributes.com/dignitymemoria…
Jerry Francis Barnes

October 9, 1948 - November 29, 2014 The Honorable
Jerry Francis Barnes, 66, of Hampstead, Maryland died
Saturday, November 29, 2014 at Carroll Hospital Cente...
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Weathersbee Merrilled himself so details won’t be released. Press releases
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weren't his way; he preferred the Our Say.
Longtime county State's Attorney Frank Weathersb…

Former Anne Arundel State's Attorney Frank
Weathersbee, who served a quarter-century as the
county's top prosecutor championing the rights of
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Slob Lamasney *supports* forced confessions in the name of God. The
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Inquisition wasn’t only carnage, but she didn’t get the memo, literally.
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Even if the resident was murdered, @pierceall, like the liar father of your
daughters gives a shit. #ForGreatColumns
What do you call people who live in a prison? "Residents," apparently.
Wouldn't want to make them feel bad. http://tinyurl.com/yjxxjgt
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"[S]ignificantly, the [Slob] denied the motion without commenting, one way or the
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other[.]" What's new? #judgelings
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I understand Slob Lamasney really hates being reversed, but integrity is more
reliable than praying COSA protection:
mdcourts.gov/opinions/coa/2…
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COSA trampling on graves doesn’t warrant cert. Still, the complete guide to
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recognizing final judgement: mdcourts.gov/opinions/coa/2… #ShitOpinion
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Don’t think you aren’t personally liable for the TRO, Evil Tom. You know it took
you back to the glee that was “Bobby Needs to Button Up.”
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 30 Mar 2015 
Slob Lamasney quickly dismissed me then said she was sorry I had to wait so
long. Two years later, Catholicism still says liars go to hell.
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Dwyer charged in boat accident, Evil Tom: “Resign now.” Now: “All lawsuits are
just a claim and hardly something to get stirred up about.”
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 24 Mar 2015
When @CapitalOne gets upset, local gov preemptively caved; when
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@capgaznews gets upset, they threaten attorney fees.
Mayor Pantelides stars in Annapolis version of Capi…

Remember the Capital One NCAA road trip commercial
featuring Charles Barkley, Samuel L. Jackson and Spike
Lee? The commercial now features someone not kn...
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You think your congressional representation is fake, @capgaznews? Just as
You think your congressional representation is fake, @capgaznews? Just as
many complain that PG is too conservative.
Our say: Anne Arundel an afterthought in 4th District

While U.S. Rep. Donna Edwards' quest for an open
Senate seat has started a scramble among Democrats in
her 4th Congressional District, real representation in
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When Griffith said, "You will work for me," I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about
garnishing wages.
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Correction, @shaunadamec: bad journalist. But dying is a touchy subject for him.
Just go about your business as Clinton's Press Secretary.
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Harrell to Marcalus: "What if she went on the offensive? You're recused."
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Don't forget having the shit sued out of and disbarred. #Ehhehehe
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A good professional dealing with an unrepresented opposing party "walk on
eggshells"? Shut up.
capitalgazette.com/news/ph-ac-cn-…
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2000 Capital Drive, just as @capgaznews left it, passes for authentic office of
blood-stained tabloid publication:
Filming wraps on horror flick in former Capital buil…

A vampire film being shot in the former Capital
newspaper building is nearing completion.
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If indigent Lori Michelle Sondervan can hire an attorney, why can't millionaire
Vinod Goyal? Easy explanation: greed.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 28 Feb 2015
I watched a judge analogize civil litigation to elective surgery. In that sense it's
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true: I'm a very sick person.
youtube.com/watch?v=FyMg7W…
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 18 Feb 2015 
Hahaha, @bacman, @reviewjournal wants people to think you got 3 pics of
Hartley from HIS Twitter, but he only has 1.
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If Bob represented terrorists (and he does), this would be his defense when
@Charlie_Hebdo_ sues the shit out of him.
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The problem with Hartley, @mhengel, is he's a veteran bad journalist and proudly
irresponsible, like @Charlie_Hebdo_.
reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas…
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It's a very good question—and he may have to answer it—especially after
spending his afternoon sitting in on "that."
“Why don’t you write a story about THAT?”
— my favorite phrase from reader voicemails
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After his freshly deleted frolics, [unsigned]'s still in denial wine snobs and
drunkards aren't mutually exclusive.
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I'll enjoy seeing @capgaznews cease publication, but it would be nicer to see
Hartley and Marquardt cease breathing.
facebook.com/groups/3006910…
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"It must be excruciating to … report the news and not say anything about this.
… Is he telling the truth?" @mhengel
news.yahoo.com/brian-william-…
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So what? I PIAed #judgeling Lamasney and the only document reflecting her
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decision making process was the lunch menu.
Our say: County Council offers excuses, not openn…

Given that the County Council offered a tortured
interpretation of the Maryland Public Information Law
rather than release all the texts and emails relevant to...
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"Well over $200,000," @remawriter? Your shit reporting reads like a shit appellate
brief. Just tell us the amount.
Key political adviser lands job in state's attorney o…

Anne Arundel County State¿s Attorney Wes Adams
announced Tuesday he has hired one of his political
strategist as an assistant state¿s attorney.
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"Good problem to have … Many need that chance to get in front of a potential
employer and tell their story." Perjury?
Tech job market expands with Annapolis' iJET

Annapolis' iJET now has operations under one roof, an
opportunity that will expand the job options locally.
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Say hello to our eavesdropper, @Steve_Lash, @pwoodreporter,
@eyeonannapolis. BFM wanted a witness. Think he got one?
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October 23, 2014: a date which will live in infamy. We will never forget (credit the
awakened sleeping giant-fucker).
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This madman is a terrorist pretending to be a lawyer. I repulsed him mightily, but
the hunt for BFM Laden continues.
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Ask your new friend, @La__Ley:
Who is John Smith?
Why is your editor going to be receiving a MD appellate brief?
Why does that bother you?
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More ironic hypocrisy. And isn't this whole "I am Charlie" nonsense so apt after
what I said about Comrade Sondervan?
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Foutrement drôle, ne est-ce pas @Charlie_Hebdo_? #JeSuisCharlie
 Translate Tweet
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Innocence can be subjective. “NOT DOING JOURNALISM PROPERLY IS A
CRIME”? Do brave unethical journalists dare discuss?
Al Jazeera responds to leaked Charlie Hebdo emails

An Al Jazeera spokeswoman handled damage control Sunday morning after
leaked emails this week revealed a rift in the Qatar-based news group ov...
washingtonexaminer.com
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Terrorists targeted the WTC for its symbolism. “We will never forget,” but 7 years
later McCain and Obama were debating “Main vs. Wall St.”
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But don't bother suing the shit out Al-Qaeda, @Charlie_Hebdo_. They're even
better at evading service of process than Eric Thomas Hartley.
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Charlie Hebdo should sue the shit out of everyone for using their name without

permission. Je suis BFM. @judgelingJJL
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Lost in the KD fiasco: his public official status and a newspaper's "media" status
are irrelevant. Free speech is for "regular people" too.
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"I can't think of one ... positive effect. Usually, they only served to [#]escalate the
conflict." #HeIsStillConfused
fredericknewspost.com/public/delaute…
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Actually, @capgaznews, your county's largest law firm is DLA Piper, but you're

too chickenshit to grouse about them.
Our say: Adams starts with prosecutorial purge

New State's Attorney Wes Adams' decision to start his
tenure by immediately sacking four veteran prosecutors
is disquieting.
capitalgazette.com
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Judge James Lombardi @judgelingJJL · 6 Jan 2015 
Not only do I agree with #KirbyDelauter, but I will sign his order enjoining all you
harassing little maggot shits!
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I wonder if @WesAdams2014 knows Mary Virginia Miles and Michelle Dawn
Smith are also @anneleitess's top prosecutors.
capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r…
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My resolution is for "#judgeling" to appear in a reported appellate opinion, or

perhaps Black's 11th ed. Here's to long harassing documents.
  
WTF, @AACOSHERIFF? I'll bet Lori Michelle Sondervan wants to argue non-
service now. Too bad her incompetent child esquire waived that too.
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Is this like Evil Tom's cowardice not publishing letters? Sony is a for-profit
company. Sound familiar, @capgaznews?
Our say: Hollywood puts its cowardice on display

In 1939, when many Americans wanted their country to
stay clear of events in Europe, Warner Brothers released
a movie that infuriated the Nazi regime — and things...
capitalgazette.com
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That's right, Evil Tom. When Landmark said, "GTFO the Edtior's Desk," you
should have listened better. Hartley's worked to break his habits!
  
Why don't you warn the community about newspaper subscription scams,
@BenW_TheCapital? Youse even do it door-to-door.
Officer to would-be phone scammer: 'You realize y…

Police see such scams throughout the year, said Justin
Mulcahy, an agency spokesman. "Bottom line: If it
seems too good to be true, it probably is," Mulcahy said.
capitalgazette.com
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 15 Dec 2014
Maybe the COSA is consolidating 988, ST13 and the record correction in 2281,

ST13? Then Eric Thomas Hartley can lose twice in one appeal.
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Thank you, @baltimoresun. I've often wondered whether PG County is an
improper venue for suing the shit out of you.
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Improper ad damnum clause!
Venue problem!
Battery SoL!
Punitive damages for negligence?
capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r…
BFM?
  
I wonder if 988, ST13 is taking so long because they're examining my "filing
criminal perjury charges, with intent to harass" in 2281, ST13.
  
An example of the District Court of Maryland acting without jurisdiction.

#ShitOpinion #IneffectivePublicDefenders
  
Evil Tom "couldn't resist buying a can of pinot noir while standing at the
counter[.]" That was 5 shots of vodka for the drunkard lover.
  
The context, Evil Tom, is you hate anti-alcohol advocates and no longer have

your Edtior's Desk to target them from.
A glass of wine is the same as three shots of vodka, warns NHS chief
Duncan Selbie, the head of Public Health England, said people 'have no
idea how much they are drinking' after alcohol related deaths in working
dailymail.co.uk
  
Couldn't @capgaznews learn after the embarrassment that was #CliffordStory?

No way. Just a larger circle jerk this time: #annapolishousing
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Jarrod W Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 30 Nov 2014 27/115

Look, @anneleitess, more superb leadership by example. Doesn't it feel great
having his endorsement @AnneArundelSAO?
Carroll County State's Attorney Jerry Barnes found dead in apparent …

WJLA is the local ABC affiliate for the greater Washington DC area. From
our studios in Arlington, VA ABC7 covers national and local news, sports,...
wjla.com
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 28 Nov 2014 
The next headline appearing BELOW Eric Hartley's column? "Police are aiming
for 'Zero Deaths.'" Pull the fucking trigger indeed, Evil Tom.
  
From part of the justice system to just us vexatious pro se litigants.
@eyeonannapolis #IncrediblyHotNews #OpenSeason
  
You make me fear for my safety, @GustavoArellano. You've been collecting
things for decades.
blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
 1  1 

Now let's talk about slobs, sanctions, and collateral estoppel. They're
threatening to sue you also, @eyeonannapolis.
  
Evil Tom begging for comments reduced to Steve Shitbag begging for letters.

Maybe it's because fuck you @capgaznews.
Our say: We need your letters to the editor

Letters to the editor are a barometer of public opinion, a
bully pulpit for reaching the community and a vital part of
our newspaper — and we need you to write more of th...
capitalgazette.com
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First Lori Sondervan thinks @AnneArundelSAO is "the court." Now she thinks
she's a member of that office. Why not just admit my allegations?
  
Profits eluding, Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous. Many congratulations
to him.
Very truly yours,
Rich Mirman
  
There's no need to be intimidated @anneleitess. Just press your thumb to the
palm of your hand, but try not to bleed.
  
Anti-Kushner indeed, @GustavoArellano. Even understands profit is more

meaningful than growth!
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Now BFM's directly contacting a party (though also co-conspirator) represented
by counsel, in violation of MRPC 4.2.
  
Thank you, BFM, for violating my free speech in furtherance of the Conspiracy,

making @capgaznews the only newspaper liable for such a tort.
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Hike your own hike, Feild, but calling it a boring grind that padded your resume
is really pissing on the experience:
Crofton man finds answers hiking 2,185 miles on th…

Anne Arundel County hiker finds answer after finishing
the Appalachian Trail.
capitalgazette.com
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Surprise? @ChiefKevinDavis was appointed by a Democrat spy and joined at the
hip with a Cunt exiting @AnneArundelSAO.
Schuh to replace police, fire chiefs

Newly elected County Executive Steve Schuh in the
coming weeks is replacing the county's police and fire
chiefs.
capitalgazette.com
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BFM’s 100-page exhibit speaks for itself and it says, “I told you so.” Hope he’s

ready for the agony of Conviction.
  
That moment Mittelstaedt looked at me to say, “Is he listening at all or is BFM
just going to keep running his BFM?”
  
Evidence (emphasis added) supporting a very reasonable belief Lori Sondervan

is a drunkard: youtube.com/watch?v=8iWv2m…
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Replying to @remawriter
Peroutka won and you lost, @remawriter. Get over it. You're already going to
Hell, so why not concern yourself with more relevant matters?
  
I just checked BFM's blog and read you were #judgeling Lombardi's law clerk,
@WesAdams2014. My condolences. Watch many great backroom deals?
  
Was that more fake-crying act, or Blood on Their Hands @capgaznews? Either
way, actually, it really doesn’t matter. youtube.com/watch?v=sfMv_J…
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As badly as things went today for BFM against a crazy man, imagine if Zodd

wasn't so busy cleaning up after the Slob.
mdcourts.gov/coappeals/medi…
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Doesn't know how to draft affidavits, doesn't know how to draft complaints.
BFM Dateline: to Catch a Malpractitioner
  

Replying to @WesAdams2018
Privately, @WesAdams2014 will never forgive @anneleitess for smearing his
father, and Hogan will give her a leg drop before an appointment.
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For three days now since the TRO expired I've been substantially and irreparably
destroying BFM's reputation. He hasn't done shit. #ehhehehe
  
Interesting how supporters didn't really shift away from @anneleitess; they just
walked out on her. @eyeonannapolis
  
Weathersbee left @AnneArundelSAO because everyone was sick of his crooked
henhouse. Deny it now, Anne Cunt Leitess; Clean it wolf-like, Wes.
  
The greatest irony of BFM's injunction request? The incompetent child esquire
censored an injunction request that was actually thought out.
  
I understand our former Commissioner of Corrections, Charlie Sondervan,

served in Vietnam. For which side? No idea.
youtube.com/watch?v=WdNslt…
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I saw there's a new TV show: The McCarthys. But now the tweet's spoiled so I'm
just going to sue the shit out of them instead, @anneleitess.
  
Now I am happy. BFM is already so #hurt he would resort to such desperate
chickenshit, and the attorney grievance action hasn't even begun.
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Judge James Lombardi @judgelingJJL · 2 Nov 2014
I signed this order to help Lori Sondervan with her feelings of guilt. We are

dangerous and need mental evaluations!
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Judge James Lombardi @judgelingJJL · 1 Nov 2014 
Replying to @eyeonannapolis
Get out of my internet, crazy foul-mouthed kids @eyeonannapolis! I banned you
at your trial yesterday, you troublesome little maggot shit!
  1 
Judge James Lombardi @judgelingJJL · 25 Oct 2014 
Thank you, Mr. Smith. Short, to the point, and respectable. An attorney doing his
duty defending his criminal client(s), free of circus act.
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There's a good chance those other two have Steve Gunn's cock in their mouths,
@Steve_Lash. It's up to you to tell the tale, if not the COA.
  1 
How do you think Marquardt feels about this, @pwoodreporter? I'm sure there
will be an Our Say and Sunday Profile about #judgeling Lombardi.
  1 
Bet you didn't know it was illegal when you posted my complaint on the Internet,
@eyeonannapolis. You've just been enjoined by a #judgeling.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 23 Oct 2014 
BFM’s not so happy now. I’ve really pissed him off. So he ventures back to PG
Circuit Court in search of #judgeling: youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9V2b…
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 23 Oct 2014
BFM felt happy after his client was shot. It got his name in the paper and

increased his fame. He's an asshole that way, just like Evil Tom.
  
“Again, my unruly tongue, if it were not punished, it would not only set more of
you on fire, but it would bolden others to do the like.”
  1 
My guess is lackey Zak enters his appearance for ghostwriter Bob, then learning
how to be a lawyer gets more complicated than ever imagined.
  
BFM's already looking into his next career, but unlike La Femme Nikita his

dignity and humanity are long cast off.
  
Check that. Eric Thomas Hartley's fantasy legal career is making him famous in

one way: the loser in reported Maryland appellate opinions.
  
Eric Thomas Hartley's aim was off with his famous-law-school-graduate fantasy,
but Kushner has an appropriate target: blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
  
I avoid the @ ethartley tag as I can't contact him, but I never called him Eric
Thomas Hartley to avoid hits on "Eric Hartley." #EricHartley
  
Golden Age of Open Season long over, career over, Eric Thomas Hartley—
reduced to regular person—can relate (me too):
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It's pretty bad when even newspapers with no ethics have had enough of Eric
Thomas Hartley. Worse still, I haven't: blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
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E i Th H l d b f dh l h l d i
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Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous and has a law school education;
Kushner has the job opening of his fantasy:
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Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous. Now he can apply for the job of his
dreams and make his unemployment quota:
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Here's the most revealing piece of information for the MJCS detectives out
there: Mittelstaedt never set a try-by date and she runs track 5.
  
BFM respectfully requests the Honorable Court take judicial notice I have been

stalking and harassing the invisible (wo)man for 100 years.
  
I think the exploded pieces of BFM's head are about to spontaneously combust
before re-exploding. And then repeat. He calls this a "reply."
  
It makes sense not having the courage to sign your name when you're not really
the author. Then again… Melinda Rice.
  
October surprise for @anneleitess. INDICTMENT: attempted murder, drug
kingpin, and sex offenses. Sufficient evidence!
Anne Arundel State's Attorney involved in traffic ac…

Anne Arundel County State's Attorney Anne Colt Leitess
was involved in a traffic accident Monday in Glen Burnie
in which a man was injured.
capitalgazette.com
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BFM's in such denial about his Thomas Marquardtishness he couldn't even
repeat my "Evil Editor" attack I told you this was going to #hurt
repeat my Evil Editor attack. I told you this was going to #hurt.
  
Eric Thomas Hartley viewed Kushner's plan a "fantasy" from the start, so
@ladailynews did fire him. @GustavoArellano
  
You know a case has somebody's attention when PG Circuit Court is docketing
papers in 1-2 days rather than weeks. That's COSA orders' speed.
  
“Truth, above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world.” Time to
slay some murderous shitbag esquires. youtube.com/watch?v=uUfbAV…
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Knowing how much stock BFM puts in MJCS lay investigations, it's very
unfortunate for him "memorandum" is Latin for "verbose piece of shit."
  
If anybody is wondering, yes this is me.
  3 
Dear reader:
Thank you for patiently stalking me per my request. Your obsession is rewarded.
"An Ode to Judge Nick."
  
BFM's in a happy mood now as he anticipates "payment" for his "services." Also
this libel per se is worth millions. youtube.com/watch?v=Z1u25C…
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What happens when you don’t do your job, Ridgell? The reason attorneys have a
bad reputation is because they generally are crooked shitbags.
  
“Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition”
“Stick with me on this thread.”
I won’t snip it like Evil Tom.
youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr…
  1 
Long live @ocregister! Crime and courts are a newspaper's bread and butter.
Watch for a new such reporter appearing soon. @GustavoArellano
 1  
Come back Eric Thomas Hartley! Don't you enjoy reporting on your own court
cases, attorneys who could be disbarred, and mugshots of the day?
  
See how easy it is to disguise evil with proper tone and a smile? Evil Tom

couldn't even get the tone part right. youtube.com/watch?v=vq8ODu…
  
Was Eric Thomas Hartley fired because he deleted his @ocregister tag, or did he
do it knowing he'd be fired? Chicken and the Egg of the King
   38/115
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Was @vanessafranko endorsing Worst French Black Metal or Eric Thomas
Hartley Ordained to Be Murdered by the God Hand?
  1 
Why don't BFM's "exhibits" include the Renee Lee letter? Why doesn't he (s)talk
about Sondervan's medical records? Consciousness of guilt!
  
I just hole-punched and filed BFM's 50 pages of "exhibits" and had an epiphany.
Holy shit, this is just like in In re Vincent! #Ehhhehehe
  1 
Good to see BFM finally calm down some. “Duel nationals” know to never take

anything personally, just like Evil Tom.
  
All this carnage must make Evil Tom feel like he's being forced to watch his
daughters' rape and murder. Well, that's always been the idea!
  
Eric Thomas Hartley fled west "for love and a job." Now he's lost two and his
love could marry another man at the drop of a hat. @pierceall
  
Yes, Eric Thomas Hartley, you moved to... oh just go ahead and kill yourself
already before I do (legally in court). blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
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Congratulations, BFM, you've shamed me into changing my stalking Twitter
feed. Why didn't I do so sooner? Must be that blasted demon baby.
  
Just saw TV's Judge Mablean berate witnesses for testifying to conclusions. She
could give #judgeling Thomas V. Miller III a benchslapping.
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The only way Lori Michelle Sondervan killing herself would interest me now is if it
also led Eric Thomas Hartley or Evil Tom to do the same.
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Ok ok, BFM. I now understand I ask too much of you. Please at least try to calm
down just a wee willy bit. Smashing.
  
Here's something that might help BFM calm down a bit:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ew3--X…
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"I told you once. I will have my own kingdom. Nothing has changed."
  
Yes, Eric Thomas Hartley, you left LADN just for this. And a longer commute.
What's that? It wasn't your choice? Good!blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
  
Surprise, surprise. Mrs. Richardson suddenly doesn't give a shit about AA
County anymore. Bye bye Fake Publisher Pat:
New publisher named at Capital Gazette

A new publisher for Capital Gazette Communications
was named on Friday. Tim Thomas, who was senior vice
president of business development for the Baltimore...
capitalgazette.com
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Does BFM know Rule 1-341 applies to proceedings, which is broader than
pleadings? The education is not complete, and it's going to #hurt.
  
Why doesn't BFM put one of his non-party "Associates" on the case? That

should be cheaper as in zero billable hours
should be cheaper, as in zero billable hours.
  
Anarchist @anneleitess's crooked henhouse destroyed Lori Michelle
Sondervan's life, and they're not done victimizing.
Where I Stand: Anne Colt Leitess, candidate for sta…

The state's attorney must have the demonstrated
commitment and connection to this county that I do, and
be unafraid to discharge her duties despite the fray of
capitalgazette.com
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This is funny. "Homicide" includes the Walker and Pinkerton cases. Exploit your
dead shitbags better, @anneleitess!
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ocregister.com/articles/curry…
Interesting there's a punishment specific to poison. I considered this drafting my
complaint:
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A mechanism to resolve PIA disputes? Only Eric Hartley? Law school education?
Scared shitless @capgaznews? Sanctions? capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
  1 
When Evil Tom assures my lawsuit was dismissed but then says he can't talk
about it, there's a reason. He also said @capgaznews was healthy.
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No meds and no jail, Miller, but my bullets are words. I see Evil Tom's Merrill
shotgun and raise you, and you sure deserve to be bothered.
  
Mass shootings cannot happen anywhere, @ChiefKevinDavis. For example:

2000 Capital Drive. No one left there to shoot.
On mental health, new responses and growing pro…

According to the Journal of the American Academy of
Child & Adolescent Psychiatry, one out of five youths in
the United States will experience a mental health dis...
capitalgazette.com
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I'm glad @anneleitess finally blocked me. It says she's worried about losing her
seat @AnneArundelSAO and I've helped it happen. HAH, Feldt!
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Speaking of exploiting an opponent's words, did I ever mention BCM has a big
fucking mouth? BCM's BFM—it's got more than his foot into this.
  
Rest in pieces, glee in the newsroom. Your perpetrators will be joining you in hell,
and that's not just Judge Nick. twitter.com/sgunn/status/5…
This Tweet is unavailable.
  
Sensationalism @capgaznews doesn't prove malice, or even falsity, but is worth
punitive damages, whomsoever owns you.
  3 
Foley and Sotloff are not dead (yet). Journalists making a living (literally) by
participating in propaganda is nothing new. Think about it.
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Today's Arundel Report @capgaznews brought to you by AP offices in
Cleveland, Phoenix and Waldo, FL. Local, local, local! #CapDeathWatch
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 31 Aug 2014 
I’ll say this for BCM: he's an idiot asshole, but at least he read my complaint in
CAL12-22839—more than slob #judgeling Lamasney ever did.
  
$2.4M: $100k shy of their first libel jury verdict @capgaznews, 15 years ago with
no historic evidence. #perspectives capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
  
What was the donation insensitive to besides @ChiefKevinDavis's posturing for
@anneleitess? "Our Say" should say it!
Our say: Quick donation to Ferguson officer a mist…

Our say: Local police union's quick donation to defense
fund for Ferguson, Missouri, police Officer Darren Wilson
a mistake; the Naval Academy football team starts its
capitalgazette.com
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With his law school education Eric Thomas Hartley should understand summary

judgment is not dismissal. Then again, his old attorney doesn't.
  
Suck it again, Foer. At speed limit plus 10 I am still your master. Distance
calculations sure trump whining columns!
  
FB sees those sick fucks @capgaznews hiding behind fake names. Eric Thomas
Hartley wanted to be famous, so doubly so.
  1 
I’m not trying to "chill" your representation, BCM. I’m trying to end it—
permanently and in all cases, until you return to vexatious pro se.
  
P.S. — Congratulations on entering the jurisdiction of Baltimore City
@capgaznews. Did you know Tanko is reinstated and facing more charges?
   44/115

Yes, Steve Shitbag, you bought a house in Annapolis just for this. Feel bad for
living, and fuck you. @eyeonannapolis
  
Look who has the support of the fair community and isn't afraid of public
comment, @anneleitess. You're in his chair.
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Does BCM think my “filing perjury charges against Lori Michelle Sondervan, with

intent to harass” is a private fact?
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Can't remain strong, Steve Shitbag? Why interject toxic negativity into a feel-

good-community piece?
P.S. — Fuck you.
capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
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Attorneys can incur liability despite qualified privilege by:

1. Being an idiot asshole.
2. Acting with knowledge of fraud.
3. Malpractice.
  
Why are they so obsessed with Peroutka @capgaznews? Come time he's
elected they'll just be a Baltimore Sun mini-page insert. #CapDeathWatch
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Motion for Idiot Asshole Attorney to Up His Game? Granted:

scholar.google.com/scholar_case?c…. Vincent is good too, plus he lost.
  
Clogging up the courts: idiot asshole attorneys who only appeal because they
promised a newspaper reporter and then never even file a brief.
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I've heard your sigh on 4/4/13, BCM. Renewed upset blogging and attempts to
project confidence are futile. #LikeISaid
  
capitalgazette.com/opinion/letter… Must have been Bob or his transvestite wife.
They are only now aware @capgaznews. Local, local, local! #CapDeathWatch
Man breaks ankle [Letter]

Do we really need to know that "Man breaks ankle
skydiving in south Jersey"? in The Capital on Aug 15.
capitalgazette.com
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I have proof BCM, my big-mouthed stalker, advocates stalking. But that's not

why everyone thinks he's the biggest asshole they've ever met.
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In honor of the threatening, vexatious, obsessed BLOG by my big-mouthed
stalker, I hereby declare John G. Turnbull Jr. a #judgeling (Ret).
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BCM's not very persuasive when he threateningly cites a case the alleged

vexatious pro se litigant won. #hehehe Don't worry; more will come.
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Oh no, BCM's going to piece together this page to build a damning record. I

should probably delete this account and claim his copies forged.
  
Thanks for the advice BCM, but at $400 for one hour I'd rather pay my Verizon
bill for the next 7+ months. Now how do you reduce the former?
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What happened to Kathy "Mind Eraser" Miller’s Oasis? Here’s my not-so-special

request: stay fucking tuned. #therapist
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6/28/2018
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Jarrod W. Ramos (@EricHartleyFrnd) | Twitter

Like I said @AnneArundelSAO, legal fucking purpose:

casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquir…
And it's far too late for cooperation now.
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Blogger's block breakers for BCM:
1. Statues of limitations and the discovery rule.
2. The potential pitfalls of pissing on professionalism.
  
I can't believe they published this @capgaznews. @anneleitess, here's your next

"victim" of a self defense killing: capitalgazette.com/opinion/letter…
  1 
Those Rocky sequels also got a bad rap, but I Say: look at part 2 and tell me
those prescient themes don't survive. youtube.com/watch?v=9Du6es…
  
Congratulations, Steve Shitbag: you're still you! Remain strong, keep up the

errors, cut more content, and fuck you. capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
  
If BCM’s client delayed fleeing the state so he could challenge venue, hear girlish

fake laughter breaking his ribs:
No identity crisis here, but some very prescient themes:
youtube.com/watch?v=XfuJ_2…
  
I still lick my lips at this one and the resulting blood gushing from Evil Tom's

brand: the genesis of zero comments.
  
They are scared shitless of lawsuits @capgaznews. Don't publish an "Our Say" if
you don't want comments, assholes. capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
  
I feel there should be a federal probe into whether Judge Wachs let #Walker go
to the jury for fear of a federal probe. Public rally afoot.
  
At least @anneleitess used the dead shitbag's lying shitbag friend to get the

case to the jury this time. She should indict on perjury too.
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For the record, I don't only gripe about judges who find against me. To wit:

Goetzke misapplying Rule 5-106 on 5/1/12 was fucking abusive.
  
My apologies to the commissioner who released me on 3/5/13, but not the
unprofessional #judgeling Miller and Evil Tom's evil twin, AKA: BCM.
  
Blog for BCM Pro Tips:

1. Spambots can't exempt you from zero comments status.
2. Apologize for not writing in a while (just like Evil Tom).
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Electing @WesAdams2014 could quite possibly lead to the filing of perjury
charges, of which BCM's client is guilty and never faced jeopardy.
  
I'm sure that personal property is just antipsychotics. BCM is propsychotic. Wait,
I'm confused. Woah. #420Associates
  
Bob : Zak :: BCM : Puff the Magic Dragon, lives on West Street. He litigates

aggressively (it's a great big fantasy)
youtube.com/watch?v=dFCwto…
  
Congratulations @BowieBladeNews on making front page Top Story

@capgaznews! The unelectrorighteousosaurus has nothing on you!
#CapDeathWatch
  
Evil Tom says: Welcome to half of AA County, assholes. Total population: 9. Total
integrity: 0. (Evil Tom denies knowing what an asshole is)
  
Remember they do it for the victims @capgaznews. (It: frivolous defense thru

protracted legal proceeding in lieu of cheap, quiet settlement)
  
Today BCM feels the same way Bob felt on March 29, 2013. How does Bob feel
today? BCM is going to find out the same way. #SeriousTrouble
  
It's not your place, so shut the fuck up @capgaznews. Peroutka's columns don't

get the pickled shit sued out of him. capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
  
Ironic to see BCM blog about unfair and illegal business advantage. Not so as to
hi li hi h i j lik E il T #S i T bl
his spoliage, which is just like Evil Tom. #SeriousTrouble
  
"We" who? McCarthyism: big mouths make a big racket before falling into
disfavor, censure, dying in drunken disgrace.
  
Four pages missing: more errant pre-publication @capgaznews. At least they got

the paper out at all. #CapDeathWatch
 1  1 
capitalgazette.com/opinion/column… This is excellent, the best writing I've seen
@capgaznews. And so the fake watchdogs remain my sworn blood enemies.
  3 
Bad reporters' newspaper errors are forever; personal Verizon websites are not.
Here's to community: tech over rags. web.archive.org/web/2014012418…
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I say, I'll bet BCM's blog dries up just like Evil Tom's pussy when facing the idea
of not hiding behind "we" (just like with BCM). #hehehe
  
I'm sure Crapital e-readers are thrilled Bowie's alert system gets an upgrade and

Bowie officials hope for smoother traffic. #CapDeathWatch
  
Attempted murderer Bendu in another altered state of mind, scoping
@anneleitess's, @WesAdams2014's, @AACOPD's backs:
  
BCM invited my comment on his blog. Then he said "go away" and now he gets
zero comments, just like Evil Tom. #hehehe
  
BCM has a funny way (insert girlish, fake laughter) of showing he doesn't want

the shit sued out of him. Funnier still, now he knows I know.
  
Dear Client:

Resistance is not futile. We—I'm sorry—*I* regret the er… Oh shit on all of that!
Picard's in our head:
  
Here's one more that double taps close to home. How else is Bob going to
escape with his job, freedom, or marriage?
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Highlight of the Knight: Bob thought the Slob dismissed the Blob for good, for

Esquires don't know what they're doing in an appellate court.
  
What's with all the Bowie stories now making the front page @capgaznews?
Cutting content like @ocregister? Why not lay off 100 people too?
  
Don't try plotting an ambush when you're already dead, Bob. I just sniped your

empty heart, so I suggest breaking your wife's other ankle.
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If Sgt. Shirley has any honor left, I remind the Esq. his duty to disclose fraud

even transcends hanging his bad clients. MRPC 3.3, cmt. 7.
  
Eric Thomas Hartley not knowing Rule 8-431? Inexcusable. He got a law school
education and even wrote a column about prosecuting an appeal.
  
It wouldn't surprise me that Bob doesn't know Rule 8-431. Here's to his untimely

response and the Court's ruling crossing paths once again.
  
I don't go to the dog park to socialize—I go to the dog park's FB page to

socialize—unless I'm drunk or there's beer. Any help, @DolemiteGK?
  
Eric Thomas Hartley finally found a lawsuit he can win. Helpful CA career move
⇒ 1-4. @RScottMoxley @danielvalentine blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
 1  
Eric Thomas Hartley's first vague and mysterious tweet ever. Seeking guidance?

An answer: do it now; report to Hell.
It's a journalist's job to ask that question, at that moment.
  
Hello, Eric Thomas Hartley. I want to play a game. It's called "go fuck yourself." If
you survive, your test begins.
  
The death watch of kings marches on. "9 a.m. this Monday, [oh yes,] there will
be blood in the OC Register newsroom." blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
  
Bad news for Capital-Gazette Communications, Inc. and Robert Cochrane
Douglas:
  
Harassment: casesearch.courts.state.md.us/inquiry/inquir…
  
One week later, still feels good properly calling #judgeling Lamasney
unconsidered, unprofessional and ignorant before the COSA. #TheWayItIs
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BCM knows a thing—at least two, actually—about relationships that do not

exist. Who is "we"? #SickosLeadingTheSickos
  
Last week's Sunday e-edition @capgaznews was missing for most of the day.
Who saw? Another big hint they shouldn't count e-subs as "reach."
  
Has there ever been a COSA case where a reported opinion was assured before
the appellant even filed a brief? Shit your pants, ET & JabbaTH.
  
Time to school a super shit attorney who's really just a criminally overpaid

lobbyist.
  
I didn't know there were more layoffs. Let's see if I can help accelerate this. "Fire
Eric Hartley." Sound familiar? blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/20…
  
"Day of Retribution" guy reminds me of youtube.com/watch?v=EzE9Ug… till he
Takes It repetitive Dark Knight at the end. Was that all deliberate?
  
The real question, E.T.: Does indenting and italics constitute a bold enough move

to compensate for your lack of courage to sign your name?
  
"Let this Court’s opinion reflect one theme of this case: [Honorable slob

#judgeling Lamasney], clean up your act!" #LikeDefendantLikeJurist
  
Suck it, #judgeling Lamasney. Congratulations to Chief Judge Krauser on being
the first jurist to observe what's been filed in CAL12-22839.
  
I’m not glad Eric Thomas Hartley didn’t compare Dave Cordish to a Star Wars

character. It’s not admissible evidence.
  
Evil Tom has been pondering the subject of having the courage to sign his name.

That's just one reason TM is wrong.
  
Evil Tom says: "Happy Mother's Day, lesbian freaks. I bailed out of the fire, but
will nevertheless see you in Hell."
Mother’s Day story about lesbian couple spurs controversy at Annap…

On Mother’s Day, the Annapolis-based Capital ran a story about a lesbian
couple and their two kids, spurring controversy and causing the editor t...
washingtonpost.com
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This is how Bob argues on Twitter. Bob doesn’t argue on Facebook. There is no

evidence Bob even has a Facebook. EST: Bob is a tweeting fool.
  
This is how Evil Tom goes from multiple brains to half a brain, and yet still

without the courage to sign his name.
  
If @DavidSGingras loses like this, the SCOTUS definitely won't grant cert. The

upside for him? An unreported opinion.
  
What do you think of Fake Publisher Pat's column today @eyeonannapolis?

What if I said she already ran the same spiel?
carrollcountytimes.com/columnists/opi…
  1 
Of all the people wondering if they're going to get the axe @capgaznews, I think

Bob should be most worried of all. Integrity @baltimoresun?
  
Does BSMG know it purchased a company subject to criminal prosecution? See

edtiors #FFTS(job). capitalgazette.com/news/annapolis…
  
Like I said, @DougGansler, you won't believe how it ends. Why didn't obsessed

Jawor try that with me? #ShitOpinion
  
Shit opinion, COSA: mdcourts.gov/opinions/cosa/…. Now #judgeling Lamasney
should (but won't) be pleased to see me turned pro bono public defender.
  
If Eric Thomas Hartley thinks Journalist Hell can’t endure delay, the trial judge

from a pig vat can’t save him now. youtube.com/watch?v=uwpWCj…
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Jarrod W Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 26 Apr 2014 58/115

No conjugal visits for Judge Nick, but he doesn’t have to continue on the path of
righteousness alone. #IncrediblyHot
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A case about "filing criminal perjury charges, with intent to harass" is being

reviewed by the COSA. The record is silent as to disposition.
  
According to #judgeling Lamasney, the COSA was established to (1) reduce the

caseload of the MD Court of Appeals and (2) do her job for her.
  
Checks and balances, @DougGansler. OSP is decapitator of you and
@anneleitess. @AnneArundelSAO doesn't police itself.
capitalgazette.com/news/election/…
  
This could be a much needed opportunity, but for the whole bipolar drunkard
leading a double life on Facebook thing. capitalgazette.com/news/business/…
  
The A2 strip @capgaznews is different. Just obituaries? Nope. Mail subscription
went from $307 to $424/yr. Feeling stronger, Steve Shitbag?
  
DWYER at it again! Why doesn't he listen? When will he learn? #OMG

#trainwreck @capgaznews @MDGazette @eyeonannapolis
casesearch courts state md us/inquiry/inquir
  
How can you still doubt me, Mr. McKenna? Remember when I sued you and you

cried to the State? Just shit your robes come the COSA's opinion.
  
Dear Judge Lamasney,

Think you can get your reversal dismissed? Go to hell.
Very truly yours,
Jarrod W. Ramos
P.S. But thanks for the bait.
  
Zak, are you suggesting I bring additional counts for a lawyer engaging in

misconduct, lying? Tell Bob I said that sounds like a great idea.
  
Pages A8 & 9—the bulk of their lead story—still missing from Sunday e-edition

@capgaznews. Big hint they shouldn't count e-subs as "reach."
  
Didn't think Bob would try another motion to dismiss, so as to avoid appearing
desperate. Just what level is he thinking on? #ChurnBabyChurn
  
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all

doubt, especially on reviewable record.
  
Having a bad day? Abuse your dog, drink to feel better! 1 person likes this. I'm
talking about @JPLambert, of course. capitalgazette.com/news/annapolis…
  
I wonder if Bob thinks #judgeling Lamasney even read his piece of shit motion to
dismiss during the two weeks before she called the hearing.
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J dW R @EricHartleyFrnd 29 Mar 2014 60/115
Is it just me, or are there fewer ads on the website @capgaznews? Good move

with the paywall and Facebook commenting.
  1 
Slob Lamasney quickly dismissed me then said she was sorry I had to wait so

long. One year later, Catholicism still says liars go to hell.
  
Business model failing @ocregister, most of Eric Thomas Hartley's e-articles are
now free. “Complementary” became the ones nobody can see.
  
The court's order of dismissal cannot withstand review, the #judgeling knows
this, and trying to hinder me just makes an even uglier record.
  
The Columbia shooter heard voices. I’ve been falsely and repeatedly accused of

“threatening to tell people about the ‘real me.’” #sickos
  
With #judgeling Lamasney’s continued help, Judge Nick just may be out of

prison before I’m done getting her reversed.
  
I could apologize for not tweeting in several days, but unlike Evil Tom's new wine

blog this site isn't a rouse with zero readers… or is it?
 1  
I wonder if Lamasney is aware of any case law involving a Maryland appellate

court making factual findings to disqualify a judge. I’m not.
  
"I see a man on a wire, with millions of dollars and hundreds of jobs at stake."
nytimes.com/2014/01/20/bus… See also Liar on Fire; Life at Stake
  
One year ago Shaem Spencer issued an ex parte peace order to a potentially
convicted perjurer. She brought it up; he didn’t ask. #judgelings
  
It's a great shame scholar.google.com/scholar_case?c…—COSA-established

fact they are assholes @capgaznews—only just got its second citation in case
law.
  
Just a small space distinguishes therapists from the rapists. What might lead

them across that line? Their obsession.
  
Sunday decline accelerated to 1500, but daily distribution grew by 800
@capgaznews? Just like you're reducing errors.
  
The COSA giveth, and the COSA taketh away. And in the end of the COSA ye
shall see, here's to giving 'till it #hurts. youtube.com/watch?v=PdoORw…
  
Thanks for the laugh, @DougGansler. Why is your Assistant, Jawor, so obsessed

with me? You won't believe how it ends.
  
Here's how full of shit Kathy Miller's Oasis is: 10 years after opening they still rely
on fake testimonials and copy-and-pasted salespitch.
  
Kathy Miller's Oasis, much like @capgaznews, is first and foremost a profit

venture. Watch now their books bleed red. capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
  
"@AnneArundelSAO: Now we're going to walk outside. Come on with me and I'll

—you can talk to …"
More talk, less stalk.
  
Edtior @capgaznews e-mails thousands, writes column describing flood of
concern from the "community." Zero comments:
Maryland Gazette @MDGazette
Editor Rick Hutzell and #hacking victim asks, "did you get
a weird email from me?" capgaz.co/1d2hQ8L
  
Say hello to APT1 @capgaznews. America's oldest newspaper, decadent and
myopic, rightfully fucked from near and far: capitalgazette.com/maryland_gazet
…
  
Submitted on brief with no input from @DougGansler. Maybe I haven't pleaded

anything. Maybe scrupulous judges read what I wrote? Stay tuned.
 1  
Is it good litigation strategy to apply for a peace order before suing the shit out
of someone(s)? They're stalking me via my Twitter feed.
  
Correction: the problem wasn't misstated evidence, but sandbagging in

discovery. Quite consistent nonetheless! No, I'd never forge anything.
  
DLA Piper scored after that motion for judgement didn't stand up. The lesson

was not complete. the smell of misstating the evidence! it!
  
Shut up. Much better to channel a client's malice, which on clear and convincing
evidence supports punitive damages.
  
Correction: sometimes a judge's grounds for dismissal do make appellate
difference, perhaps as self-impeachment or negating a presumption.
  
Evil Tom's too poor for great Burgundy now. Guess he'll have to lose that million-
dollar waterfront home. Feel the raging flames once again.
  
What now, @capgaznews? Bob's no good at appellate briefing, and Glen Allen

might #hurt his career. Or is he branching into criminal defense?
  
AA District Court says I just don't get it. Guess it wouldn't be a new year without
a little (or lot of) #escalating.
  
AnneArundelSAO @AnneArundelSAO · 7 Jan 2014
Did you know the @AnneArundelSAO is on #Facebook? Help us reach 400 likes!

facebook.com/AACoStatesAtto…
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Is it ironic Mr. McKenna would piss on due process to fuck with an action based
on a breach of due process? No! That's what #judgelings do.
  
Please, Evil Tom. We both know your new wine blog is just to cover for the

destruction of the old one. I'm your only reader since week two!
  
I’ll bet bobble-headed #judgeling Lamasney accepted “God is on my side” as a

valid argument from that lady during the 2-hour in banc review.
  
After a reprieve, the doubled danger of reported defaults is back on the table.
Bad faith and misguided priorities aren't just @capgaznews!
  
I break them down, for even the walls of Jericho fell. Like I said Frank

@AnneArundelSAO, this war is just beginning.
  1 
Quiz: What's the relation?
2-0 : 0-2 :: Jarrod W. Ramos : Eric Thomas Hartley
Hint: Making a public example.
Answer: Reported COSA opinions.
  
If my tweets were paragraphs of a complaint, they would lead by reasonable

inference to the legal conclusion that Lamasney is a #judgeling.
  
I'd heard Lamasney is a slob, but didn't believe she's actually stupid. And now—

like I said—a mockery. Congrats, Bob.
  
Like I said, fuck your 2014 @capgaznews. Your #1 goal is now to avoid losing
issue #2.
P.S. — Fuck your 2015 also.
  
Now that Lamasney's finally back from lunch, I can let Bob know a judge's
grounds for dismissal don't make one bit of appellate difference.
  
I was a “rules lawyer” in my Raw Deal days. Now that I’m a “wannabe attorney” I
know the rules better than lawyers, clerks, and #judgelings.
  
I'm flattered you've devoted over $300K of ad space to the A2 strip

@capgaznews, but not near good enough. Why not? Because fuck you is why.
  
Fuck your 2014 @capgaznews. Spellchecking also comes too late, Steve

Shitbag.
P.S. — Fuck you. capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
  
I’ve been told Mr. McKenna once found a defendant guilty because a State’s
witness reminded him of a “little Abraham Lincoln.” #judgelings
  
Highlight of the Knight: called "a wannabe attorney" by a Mickey Mouse clerk for

not using her beloved form to note an appeal. #judgelings
  
I "just don't get it," Miller? Your boss carried on with a blatant conflict of interest
after the Circuit Court recused itself. #judgelings
  
I'll take this as a "yes," which makes @DolemiteGK one of two things (assuming
the default doesn't happen). Brew on.
  
When I said "one bitch off the hook" that did not include Lee, Kathy Miller or

@fredbecnel's company. As for follower @DolemiteGK ... ?? WTF
  
Fucking brilliant, Nik. After you've been arguing all this time that all the

authorities disagree with Bertelsman, J.
  
Pressure is mounting, but this direct request is clearly unreasonable. A $5 police
report is a far better bargain.
Pay up to read @Sonali_Kohli and me on DUI enforcement, including my tale
of the man who peed his pants. ocregister.com/articles/offic…
  
Surely everyone agrees losing Judge Nick was a huge improvement. Too bad

you were late on the trigger, Steve Shitbag. capitalgazette.com/opinion/column
…
  
We passed our try-by date, @capgaznews, but at least now you too have

"prepared for over a year." "[T]hus prejudicing Defendants"? That too!
  
McKenna continued, and now he joins them. He also did not return a tweet for

comment. Go watchdogs @capgaznews, @eyeonannapolis! #OpenSeason
  
It started like this down a slippery slope, (ir)responsible for the (mis)conduct of a
court, Dishonor be thy name.
  
Ensuing lies and recklessness @AnneArundelSAO + @capgaznews? The genesis

of serious trouble and Blood on Their Hands.
  
Now that I know there’s a sealed court order (hi Mr. McKenna) in my *medical*
records, that’s one bitch off the hook.
  
I spent all week practicing my fake-crying act, Mr. Ritter. At least after you finally
rip my head off I'll have real things to cry about.
  
Mr. McKenna is demonstrably corrupt, so a visiting judge gets my "trial" today.

They dare not touch @capgaznews. Interested @eyeonannapolis?
  
Deciding issue if @VotePantelides won? Declining subscription and circulation

rates @capgaznews. It's not just @DelegateDwyer not listening!
  
I'll bet Mr. McKenna doesn't know a Motion to Revise filed within 10 days of
judgement counts as a Motion to Amend for appellate purposes.
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Eric Thomas Harltey suing [the shit out of] public officials: 0-1. Me? 1-0. Next up:
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reported COSA opinions. I'll even spot him counsel.
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That moment when a Joker sees the Killjoy and realizes a legal purpose and
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serious trouble aren't mutually exclusive.
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I held hope for a shred of integrity at AA District Court, but OAG doesn't defend
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judicial misconduct and Mr. McKenna needs private counsel.
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Just inquired of a District Court clerk about 4A00231396, who didn't need to
consult a supervisor for 15 minutes before answering. #progress
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Wondering which reported court victory by default I'll reach first: against
@capgaznews or @AnneArundelSAO + @anneleitess + @DougGansler.
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Nothing like trying to erase your semi-permanent statements with full warning
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and knowledge you are going to get the shit sued out of you.
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the fuck up; you don't really believe this: capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
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Dancing with default by fucking around at inappropriate times? Are the
"watchdogs" @capgaznews really one to lecture?
capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
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Now that's leadership by example. Are you going to follow suit
@AnneArundelSAO? Nobody's protecting anything, right?
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Another observation: when a minor turns adult, it's Open Season to victimize the
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shit out of them. Sort of a reverse-Judge Nick kind of law.
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No legal purpose exemption means somebody fighting child bullies will violate
Grace's Law. Good thing I'm only suing the shit out of adults.
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Anne Colt Leitess @AnneColtLeitess · 2 Oct 2013
Met with The Capital Newspaper today for interview with their editorial board.
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Hope they are as nice to me as they were at the start!
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I just clicked @Lundskow_CapGaz and thought, "What? He's out?!" Then I
realized it's only 1 Oct. Here's to shutdowns for reporting Congress.
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I've never lost in court that wouldn't be reversed OTR. Too bad for the assholes
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@capgaznews I can do those appeals too. Ask @anneleitess.
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1 person likes this. Who am I talking about? Evil Tom, of course. Party on,
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Croftonites, and make your parents proud. capitalgazette.com/maryland_gazet…
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I secretly hope Judge Miller interfered and gets a stern, non-public letter of
warning. An awakened sleeping giant-fucker can dream, right?
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"'Yes, your motion is really, truly denied. Please go away. Please stop [suing the
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shit out of] us [and maybe getting us fired].' Denied."
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If God is on the brief for the State, God’s client will be ordered to pay costs.
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Nothing personal @DougGansler. Good luck prosecuting Oasis.
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If anyone gets the idea an SAO is “the Court,” that’s serious trouble. Serious
trouble sure does get around, but I’m on the side of justice.
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Trouble with lying is you might forget what you've lied about. Trouble with ECT is
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it might make you forgetful. Together: serious trouble.
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A sicko with a fixation on knives, stabing, bleeding, killing, etc. hears voices she
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thinks are me. #FFMS #SystemFail capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
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Now that it's an established fact I'm entitled to a criminal jury, see Rule 4-263(d)
(6)(E), and stop playing stupid.
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The most expensive-to-be peace order in history may have expired just mere

days ago, but legal purposes live on—another kind of Open Season.
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In contrast to the last tweet—my own name big and special—the capstone
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project of Evil Tom's career: capitalgazette.com/news/annapolis… Zero
comments.
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If your name is Michelle Dawn Smith, put on a diaper or get ready to shit your
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pants. I doubt you were so satisfied the last time we spoke.
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The State also treats District Court proceedings as a nullity, but when I do it I'm
legally correct. Angry, Miller? Illegitimate Judgeling.
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Fuck off, District Court in AA. Your Mickey Mouse tribunal has no jurisdiction
over me, and I've got more news for you. Stay tuned, Jokers.
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Evil Tom's "Edtior's [sic] Desk" bits falsely conveyed it was his observations of

mortality that drove him to "retire." @Lundskow_CapGaz
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MD Jud. case CAL12-22839, Compl., Ex. L, p. 6: State of MD v. Lori Michelle
Sondervan, 6A253896, Statement of Charges
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Welcome esquires Gansler and Leitess. Confused about my “filing criminal
perjury charges, with intent to harass”? Obliteration be rectified.
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It takes an "avid reader": hidden in For The Record, @eyeonannapolis missed it.
Even I missed it. He faces 34 years. capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r…
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New Google auto-suggestion: "Jarrod Ramos Hartley." My therapist told me
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people don't search that. Counseling—much like small talk—bullshit.
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They keep making up shit filings just to help Hitman and Evil Tom feel better, but
it only gets worse with each one.
Know this, Tom: logical falsity perjury has no SoL, is inter-jurisdictional, and I
doubt you're also in bed with the PGSAO. Past is present.
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If Dwyer should resign for what he allowed his attorney to argue, you should kill
yourselves @capgaznews. Up to you. capitalgazette.com/opinion/our_sa…
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They're finally figuring out why and how Lamasney granted dismissal. It's not
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because you're so great, Bob. Shit on your wife's broken neck.
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It's up to Dwyer to resign or not. News flash? NEWS FLASH: Evil Tom doesn't
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have to blow his guilty brains out as did Phil. It's up to them.
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I also retract my earlier statement that the 3rd annual Evil Tom Day will be
marked by a public auction. There will be no 3rd Evil Tom Day.
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I retract my earlier statement that Evil Tom, the drunkard lover, is far more likely
to land in jail than Dwyer. They are now neck and neck.
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A bipolar drunkard might swear out charges that I just threatened to pedigree
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Judge Lamasney, but nope. Getting people fired, however: true!
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Just had consecutive long-distance runs with times identical to the second.
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Here's to (in)consistency and patience.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd 14 Aug 2013
I can understand being ashamed of the drunken barefoot dancing pics, but
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dinner with the best "friends"? Wow. The #blackout's the real gold.
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Dear Steve Shitbag: will you take over for Fake Publisher Pat if her illiteracy
defense fails? capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
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"If you think this man [wants to be] your friend, know this: when his ambition
crumbles, death will come for you—a death you cannot escape."
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Funner fact: he still adds more followers from MD than CA and knows it's not
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worth even linking his blocked stories.
Fun fact: Requests for backup like the one Sunday by Huntington Beach
police go out over an O.C.-wide frequency called the "red channel."
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Glee in the newsroom. Evil Tom. Journalist Hell. Where do “feast” and “grief”
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conjoin but capitalgazette.com/opinion/column… and youtube.com/watch?
v=kkdE8Y…?
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I know DLA Piper's on top of that new e-discovery tool called Facebook Graph
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Search. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Irony of SP630: a yelling judge silently held tone negates legality; the most self-
incriminating statement made on the record was not mine.
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Hackner, meet Huebner. Your mistake was honest and now we're making case
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law. Down your fucking throat, Michelle Dawn Smith. Read it, bitch.
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"Two AA men part of crime organization"? I clicked to see Judge Nick and Evil
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Tom exposed as e-pedophilia kingpins. capgaz.co/15QYvaH
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$114.25 already? Holy shit, Michelle Dawn Smith, that's almost as expensive as
fake fulfillment of your discovery obligations in 23 cases.
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Yes, Evil Tom, I'm aware of your wine blog and have been since before you
destroyed it. Think I didn't know you're a drunkard sympathizer?
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I'm going to have a reported (but not @capgaznews) appellate victory, so that
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any sloppy SAOs of Maryland might clean up their bad practice.
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Why did I say, "You MIGHT join them" (caps added)? Because I might win by
default. Really should, but if I don't, Legal Purpose Hell awaits.
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You've got big shoes to fill, Steve Shitbag, and such small feet. Should have run
it on Sunday under THE LAST RIDE 2. capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
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What was the cross-scam, @abourg_Capital? You exploited a naive Nigerian
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man to fill space in your rag for profit? twitter.com/abourg_Capital…
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And I'm not even talking about driving up the cost of litigation, which is
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ultimately going to fall on the head of your filthy, lying pet.
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Michelle Dawn Smith, the State of Maryland is going to lose an appeal to a crazy
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man because your office does not know what it is doing.
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If it weren't for me, someone might still be at Essex Bank, publicly posting on
facebook during her lunch break about being hung over. Yep.
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Why didn't God take you instead, Evil Tom? Because your place is in Hell, no
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tt h bi d i l th i t @
matter how big and special they print your name @capgaznews.
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If you think I have magical Internet powers, you might be a bipolar drunkard

leading a double (triple+?) life (hiding behind said Internet).
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Seething blood fueling an iron will, washing and flowing like a persistent force of
nature, can change any landscape.
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Appeal withdrawn? Goes to show how foolish it is to think you understand a
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case by visiting a website. Appellate Hell awaits. #FearTheJury
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Judicial brilliancy of the day: if you’re criminally charged and the prosecution
enters a nol pros, you sure can't be a subsequent offender.
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Before arguing Time v Hill, Richard Nixon did 2 weeks of self-imposed solitary
confinement. "It takes a tremendous amount of concentration."
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I was surprised to see one of the staff @capgaznews writing about Manning
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again. Now it's back to AP articles. And why would that be? Hmmm?
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It took me a whole day to realize Sunday's cover was written by Evil Tom. Guess
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that's why his name's so big. Look at him beg for comments!
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Think a credible newspaper could beat me to it? Here’s to exposing cowardly
liars everywhere I can. Come and get me.
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If harassment was punishable by death, I wonder if the AACSAO would mind a
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jury trial then. Here’s to playing the system everywhere we can.
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I’ve known Weathersbee is a bullshitter since it took his secretary 15 minutes to
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code-speak he was too pussy to answer my phone call. #FFYS
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If Evil Tom's wine column wasn't syndicated, would they even publish that now?
How does Pat feel about inheriting that flaming fraud's mess?
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George Nicoll Lundskow was formally arraigned yesterday, still held on $1M bail.
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Now they're aware @capgaznews. #hurt
ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/C…
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Welcome back to the twitsphere, Mr. Hartley. Update when you have a new job. I
understand reporters aren't in demand.
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Look who's reminiscing on when he had a career. It was the Golden Age of Open
Season. Here's to more great updating.
A child who'll never be the same: a great update by .@Rawlyk_Capital on a
Glen Burnie boy and his family. capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r…
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They are only now aware @capgaznews, but one year ago Snowden said he'd
do something about their recklessness. Pussy. youtube.com/watch?v=YegyJL…
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After seeing this, I don't feel those "victims" were so out of place at sentencing.
OUI ≠ boat accident. Or did it?
Don Dwyer @DelegateDwyer
Preparing for my press conference today. I'm looking forward to getting the
boat accident behind me. Thanks to all of my supporters.
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By the way, do you have breast cancer, Michelle Dawn Smith? If so, I'm
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confident that's punishment for your sins:
All liars are imprisoned in time, be that within walls of steel, stone, foam
padding, hellfire, or their own lies. No one escapes forever.
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If I worked for the AACSAO, their legal research and motions practice would be
orders of magnitude stronger. But I'm on the side of justice.
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Speaking of that plagiarist, it looks like he's unemployed, and I hope I had
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something to do with it. Better that than garnishing his wages!
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I'll bet if you ask Evil Tom or Hitman and they manage to answer honestly, they'd
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rather have an IRS audit in their lives right now than me.
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Looking forward to an unseamless appointment of someone not so cozy with
The Capital and who doesn't condone perjury:
capitalgazette.com/news/governmen…
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Jarrod W Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 14 May 2013 82/115
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Says Steve Shitbag: we'll hurtfully tell the truth @capgaznews when Judge Nick,
Evil Tom, and Hitman take their seats capitalgazette.com/news/governmen…
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Funny how they leave out the "everyone boats drunk" remark @baltimoresun
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and @capgaznews it's the fact that Dwyer immediately appealed. #FnB
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To publicly set the record straight, since I did apologize to Miller in a public

document: that was before I checked our audio. Eat my shit.
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Not sorry to break it to you KZA, but Miller's a shitty judge who got pissed off
because he couldn't bully me, and no he can't hear my case.
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Somewhere is a lost, drunken cosmonaut floating adrift, and I must wonder,
“What do YOU think is false of this space?” Here’sh to unshtable.
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Why doesn't Eric Thomas Hartley link LADN anymore? He was very quiet of late.
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Was his perjuring ass on probation then fired? He deserves it.
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Oh Mr. Pyles, you'll be surprised by the selective reporting @capgaznews come

next time you Case Search my name #soon capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r
…
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In the alternative, if the Court does charge contempt it must propose only a fine,
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as Judge Nick will die in prison.
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Funny too how it's $9/wk for access + Sunday delivery @capgaznews. Guess
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they're afraid of that circulation # dropping. Tough shit; eat it.
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Curious what the fuck they have to say for themselves now @capgaznews. My
guess is either nothing or Bob will say CAL12-22839 doesn't exist.
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The Sun is $16/mo; they don't even know their worth @capgaznews. Outlived
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their use, but I'm happy to pay them—with their own fucking money.
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Holy shit, $8/mo @capgaznews! They were advertising .75/wk before. .99/wk
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@baltimoresun is a trial offer, idiots! No, you are not even half!
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Now Evil Tom is really struggling for comments, assuming he ever produces
another column. Why is his head posted @capgaznews? Get rid of it!
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If people lied to and used me to create drama and heartache, I’d want nothing to
do with them either. Nobody deserves that, even “friends.”
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Remain strong, Steve Shitbag? You're not even a man. On your knees while I
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ram other costs down your fucking throat: capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
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These "yessh, your Honor"s brought to you courtesy of: 3 o'clock Happy Hour at
Reynold's Tavern. #NotSoGleanedFromTheInternet #IHaveToAssume
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I'm given to understand Lamasney doesn't like changing her mind. I guess she'll
have to take it out on someone this time. It's that or Zodd.
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Spoke too soon; it's back. Pat "the really good time manager" Richardson's
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quietly making Steve Shitbag look as foolish as Evil Tom used to.
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Looking forward to A2 tonight @capgaznews. Either way it's about their fifth self-
inflcited new asshole. Either way they'll keep losing $$$.
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On a roll so I feel I should address Pat. What happened to that "strong
management team”? Keep your mouth shut and sign what Bob tells you.
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Fake Fucking Reporter lied about Judge Nick. A week later Shitbag Steve's
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introduction: "We’ll always tell the truth — even when it hurts."
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Rob Hiaasen, you're one of his enabled asshole aristocrats @capgaznews.
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Come punitive damages, you're still not ready. Love, /The Killjoy/.
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From Annapolis Idol to Asskisser @capgaznews. After
capitalgazette.com/opinion/column… it’s suddenly all sunshine. Feel bad for
living, Steve Shitbag.
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MTA.. fuck! Welcome back @capgaznews A2 ploy. Sundays only shall suffice
(never mind that Monday). Steve Gunn is just another lying shitbag.
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That A2 experiment @capgaznews sure was fleeting. They care... until they think
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they're safe. Major corrections are coming indeed, assholes.
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The irony of being ordered to totally abstain from alcohol for 18 months was
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never lost on I. A truer criminal can't do 9, even with "love."
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Can “one step at a time” + Pro Boner hero = the most unprofitable and outright
disastrous representation of all time?
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It pisses me off when I Case Search my name and it looks like I expunged
something. I once put my psych records into evidence to win a case.
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I predict someone is going to be reading my lawsuit for the first time in the
coming weeks. Given a new discovery, maybe several someones.
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LOL, 02-C-03-090923. “Absolute appeal” but can’t file a brief? Go figure. Stick
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to schmoozing unqualified charity appointments lower down.
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If we had lost last week, we were prepared to petition certiorari. In the wake of
Galloway, good chance of COA granting. Imagine that, BCM.
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Two years with no contacts bring an order carving out true "escalating and
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escalating and escalating." Now the brake's under another's foot.
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Now who's playing who? What a tangled web. Not representing Oasis is good.
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Not knowing who you represent or in the face of what is not good.
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"It speaks for itself." You have misjudged a sleeping giant-fucker. BCM, meet
Zodd after only 300 years of slaughter.
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"He helped me." These movies got a bad rap, but had more substance than
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were credited for. This one was my favorite.
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They sure did make a mistake @capgaznews. CGC, Inc. pulled a Dorner this
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week, and I burned it down. Making corrections? Go ahead, Evil Tom.
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An amorphis body of facts substantially works @capgaznews; why not in court?
Such things are beneath them, after all.
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Blood in the boardroom tomorrow @capgaznews. Somebody has to sign the
interrogatory; nobody wants to. Fake publisher? Lying editor? Step up!
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If law school didn't prepare you for this, there is, in the alternative, always prayer.
Journalist Hell awaits.
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When I said "coram nobis" Judge Miller's expression said, "I don't know what
that is and don't want to ask." Doesn't know CR § 3-803 either.
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That lying letter by Renee Lee sure does get around. Let's see who it sends to
jail and whose careers it ends. Here's to serious trouble.
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When the AACSAO said my VOP was dismissed because the underlying events
were not direct contact, they lied.
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Now if some corrupt county employee were to say, "Rat on us and we'll
prosecute you!" THAT would be extortion (3-702) ospmd.org
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"Snowden gets 10 days" moved from News to For the Record @capgaznews.
They were probably in violation of their settlement agreement.
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Also @eyeonannapolis overlooked a thing on pg 3: Judge Nick said he told
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someone about this. My money's on Evil Tom. Sick fucks @capgaznews!
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What do you call people who live in a prison? "Residents," apparently. Wouldn't
want to make them feel bad. http://tinyurl.com/yjxxjgt
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The tremendous public interest is clear. Do they have the courgage
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@capgaznews to put Judge Nick's hearing higher up?
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Michelle Dawn Smith, I still remember your gasped breath when I checkmated
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you. Shame eternal, Prosecutor Hell awaits.
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Just in: citing “insufficient evidence,” SAO forgoes local-Lundskow-victims

investigation. Case closed. America cries. Friends say goodbye.
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This really deserves to be retweeted:
George Nick Lundskow, do the world a favor and kill yourself. I don't say
that out of rage, but public concern. What a phony fuck you are.
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"[A] blob of facts—fed and grown on their own sins—and they have stepped
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right in it [@capgaznews], to be eaten alive." Suck it again, Foer.
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Can't wait to read Evil Tom's next column. I'm sure he'll be calling for Judge
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Nick's resignation and that he face his fate. #evidence #cry
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I’m reminded of something. I sure did know what I was talking about. Now let’s
see who the real Internet predator is.
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I’ ROR t ilt d t d@ L k h tl i ’t
I’m ROR, not guilty, and unreported @capgaznews. Look who apparently isn’t:
capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r… Judge Nick, Open Season awaits. Your
ass.
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I'm perfectly fine with it if they want to report yesterday's events @capgaznews.
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I'm also curious if they do.
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The next headline? "We Were Justice" - Harassment case dismissed; defendant
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suing the shit out of us; former publisher, columnist in jail
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Dear Readers: now that "jarrod wants to be your friend" is a Google auto-

suggestion, try "conviction struck in harassment case." See that?
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The column about me is off search engines, because they know they are guilty

@capgaznews and trying to mitigate. Too fucking late, assholes.
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Charles Feeney out, executive staff gutted @capgaznews. Glee in the newsroom
led Evil Tom to Journalist Hell, and now Ed cares about truth.
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Questionable associations notwithstanding, I owe an apology to Pamela Wood.
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She doesn’t write columns; she writes boss-damning blog entries.
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Bad sign when it takes 9 minutes of ex parte perjury to show Judge Spencer

reasonable suspicion. Only took 5 when I was guilty w/ no record.
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I think BCM may have earned himself a reprimand from the COA. I wonder if he's
the Oasis "counsel." If so, he's looking at disbarment.
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LOL @AACOSHERIFF deputy threatening to criminally and tortiously kidnap me

at work for "evading." #irony Legal purpose? That's harassment!!!
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Mr. Fleckenstein, you're arguing Frank will only ever get a pay raise if it's

mandated. Why not just steal more cars? capitalgazette.com/news/governmen
…
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D th ht h i l th fl d t ti tt d hid f j ti

Dorner thought he was special, then fled to a tiny cottage and hid from justice
like a scared little bitch. Sure does remind me of someone.
  
Back to bed for the awakened sleeping giant pussy. #bully Watch from Hell how

you expose liars, and burn with Phil in the suiciders' corner.
  
Damages will be HIGH. I am unpredictable, and imprectable. I was Evil Tom's
high value target, and I know your testimonies and secrets. NAME
  
Don't blame the courts @capgaznews. You just fucked with the wrong person.

You have awakened a sleeping giant-fucker.
  
Dorner thinks his false report was justified because a mentally-sick delusionist

said so. Sure does remind me of someone. #FearForYourSafety
  
When I was 5, I struck David Hernandez in the eye with a croquet mallet, and

that has nothing to do with anything. Be glad, Hitman. #Dorner
  
Is this what they meant by "one step at a time"? One nasty and not-only-self-

destructive habit reinforcing another:
The 85 Rules of Drinking - Single Grain

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in
a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
stumbleupon.com
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I'll bet Stacie Tobin left DLA Piper to avoid the malpractice suit brewing

@capgaznews. They love desperately suing back during lost cases.
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Jarrod W. Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd 6 Feb 2013
When Judge Legum throws out my charges, thanks in part to you

@capgaznews, are you going to send a reporter who has me on block?
#NotFoxNews
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I was wondering if Stacie Tobin would show her face and what color suit she'd

be wearing. Looks like she wants no part of this either, Bob.
  
Face your fate and cry, Hitman. Bob dodged your day of Descent, but what do

you know of Conviction? Tanko says shit. youtube.com/watch?v=WKiRVw…
  
It’s not fucking political, Mr. Weathersbee. This time, it’s fucking personal. Fuck
you and your crooked henhouse too.
  
They could be having a field day running more pieces about me @capgaznews.

Instead, they want this quiet (like Tanko). Never overlook that.
  
Good thing my probation is over or someone might be criminally and tortiously
claiming I magically harassed her by posting on @AACOSHERIFF.
  
To end this sentence, I'll give the courts 18 lifetimes without drinking away my

own free will. Whasshit ultimately come down to? Character.
  
And precisely when, Your Holy Pompousness, does evening begin? Noon? Keep

rehearsing and never forget: You Are Justice.
  
Weak case, OSP, and Leopold is getting off again. As you've explained to me,

inherent dishonesty and abuse of discretion are not corruption.
  
Oasis doesn't always charge illegal arbitrary copy fees. Sometimes they just

illegally withhold or even destroy the records, for free.
  
Eric Thomas Hartley wanted to be famous, and he wanted another lawsuit, so

why doesn’t he want his name on this one? Look who’s hiding now.
  
What's wrong with AA Health? I see a corrupt bitch who's going to lose a lot

more than her job, and it's not Wakhweya.
  
"Apparently" even Ben Weathers is not immune from Crapital bias. No

qualification when Case Search has dirt on a suspect. Pam Wood gets it.
  
LOL at all the gays registering @capgaznews to pretend they hate Dwyer for his

drinking. Looks like they're still in the closet after all.
  
Mark Barebo of Evil Tom's cabinet also out @capgaznews. His replacement is a

puppet, since the real Marketing Chief is their new publisher.
  
Good luck spewing your bullshit under oath and on the record, Judge Nick,

assuming your sorry company makes it so far.
  
Unlike Dwyer, Evil Tom was appointed by attrition, and the people will only ever

vote for him with their non-comments and contempt. #lessons
  
Oasis: the Center for Mental Health charges a truly-illegal arbitrary flat fee for

medical records. More proof of Hitman’s biased reporting.
  
Has Bob ever so dreaded a hearing that he asked for? He sold his soul with his

dignity. Photo: Amy Davis @baltimoresun
  
"Snowden has done … good things … but I don't think he ever did anything
without calculating how it would benefit him[.]" That is everyone.
  
They're sure going out of their way now to be nice to Snowden @capgaznews.

What of Leopold if Robey and Chang also threatened to sue them?
  
I Feldt like a wolf in a henhouse on July 25, 2012. Here's what comes in 2013.

"Oh my god" indeed, would-be-judge Judy.
  1 
Managing Editor Loretta Haring also out @capgaznews. This is Evil Tom leaving

on his own terms, not Landmark cleaning a filthy house of sin.
  
I move for contempt for fraud before the Court, and they have nothing. The

nooses are tight as they await the floor to drop them into Hell.
  

I like how he uses "preponderance of evidence" as he works on purging his
ignorance of law. News flash, Evil Tom: you have no new evidence.
  
I can tell Evil Tom wrote today's Our Say. He's cracked, yearning for comments,

and, ironically, far more likely to land in jail than Dwyer.
  
Evil Tom's final four columns garnered zero comments. That's because he only

appreciates vigorous debate when it involves Foer's big vagina.
  
Too bad Evil Tom can't look back in time and Target the word "grief" in more of
his columns. As a Killjoy promiseth, Journalist Hell awaits.
  
Annapolis Idol Evil Tom retires from his fairytale life. Comes now a rude

awakening to reality, in maybe so few shots. youtube.com/watch?v=Wd7M4H…
  
"It's scary and exhilarating and horrible and wonderful all at the same time." And

then it's not. Revelations of doom are born today indeed.
  
Snowden VOP on edit 5. Not a mind for "Thursday" until edit 4. If he calls to

comment, will they accomodate him like when Greiber called?
  
And they got it! Jig is up! So much for that newfound Fox Newsishness. That's

some great ammo for Snowden to prove constitutional malice.
  
They keep editing unneccesary "that"s, yet Snowden still has no comment later

this afternoon. Do they know it's live? capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r…
  
Another stooge @capgaznews says Evil Tom is going on his own terms? That

mark on his head is called Brand of Sacrifice; or now, Open Season.
  
I'm sorry, Hitman, your whole piece wasn't false, just 500 900ths of it. That F's

not just for Fail but how Fucked you are. Kiss my A++.
  
But seems they've learned you don't write columns about people convicted in
the District Court, lest an appeal show the whole piece false.
  
More errant pre-publication @capgaznews: AL1RAT recklessly writing Snowden

was unavailable for comment in the future.
  
Count the Errors! SCORE KEY: 0 - you're a $lawyer$ 1 - you can read 2 - you

can research 3+ - you know what's going on.
  
Technically speaking, Judge Lamasney could grant everything on Monday. Are
you prepared for Journalist Hell, John Smith? Kiss the girls bye.
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Jarrod W Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd · 13 Dec 2012 97/115

I wonder if Hitman is worried there'll be a warrant for his arrest. Now imagine
that feeling if he'd done nothing wrong, and others knew it.
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More glee in the newsroom @capgaznews. If Evil Tom seems especially down

today, it's because he might be going to jail. He deserves it. #tip
  
Thanks again to all the readers who have made this page the now-solidly first hit
on my name. Evil Tom says: you assholes are the best.
  
3/16/03 - WTF? FTW. Real fulfillment. Older and fatter people thought I was

crazy then too. CAL12-22839: you're next.
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Well, it's too low, but I'd say that worked nicely. In fact, I just found existential
fulfillment and my life is complete. Thanks, Internet.
  
Twitter wants me to put a second, bigger picture in that box, which is already

also covered with words? What a bunch of fucking idiots. #0IQ
  
Bravo, Foer, for putting your name on that column. Mr. Audi thinks you're a

scared little bitch hiding behind your friend's fake newspaper.
  

LOL, my process server thought Hitman was 50. I don't think Tanko v CG Realty
did that to him, though it did bring him closer to Evil Tom.
  
I wonder if Sheriff Bateman knows he's going to be celebrating the third annual

Evil Tom Day with the public auction of 2000 Capital Drive.
  2 
"You don't do anything half way, do you?" Sandra O'Neill's last words (to me -

11/2/10). Bitch, you have no idea. Counselor Hell awaits.
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So Oasis provided you with another "hot tip" @capgaznews? This one's sunk
your ship, because Evil Tom just couldn't learn the first time.
  
Stay away from him, @SenatorBarb. He's DOOM. I watched you at the gates of

Journalist Hell. Don't believe? Check a map.
  
Protector Evil Tom's protectors need protection. Who needs friends like that?

Indeed, that's how this all began.
  
Bob doesn't know, but he's got a cross-claim with "Oasis" written on it. That is,

if he keeps his license. So the gears truly begin to turn.
  
Bob, I'll answer you before we meet. Yes, I am smarter than you. In fact, your

motion admits my brain is going to eat you alive (vid below).
  
A worthless motion to dismiss is only justified when the pending judgement is
infinite. Evil Tom, Hitman, Journalist Hell awaits.
  
I hope your team is enjoying Berserk and trying to crack my psyche, Bob.

Transcripts don't cut it; the devil's in the details. #$$$wellspent
  
Sorry, Rig, you're only fit to defend The Capital from incompetents. Now they

pay the guy who can't even wait for his filing to be stamped.
  
Judge Nick doesn’t believe in the God Hand. I play a well established part of that
system by tweeting of it. He almost sounds so ridiculous.
  
Hi, John Smith. I’m Femto. I can also do whatever I want. I will have my own

kingdom. I will choose the place you die. youtube.com/watch?v=UmVRPj…
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Evil Tom's job is to admit his mistakes, but being sued isn't enough. My mistake:

Snowden will not just have to sue, but show the newsroom.
  
Jarrod W Ramos @EricHartleyFrnd 25 Nov 2012 100/115

Suddenly so keen @capgaznews to mention Snowden's DUI is under appeal. I
guess once HE sues them we'll hear the truth of why it's happening.
  
When I write about speed cameras it's life wisdom in a nutshell. When Foer does

it's raving bitching and whining. Fuck that guy @capgaznews.
  
George Nick Lundskow, do the world a favor and kill yourself. I don't say that out

of rage, but public concern. What a phony fuck you are.
  
The lesson Evil Tom still fails to grasp: publication is publication. Deleting what
you put on the Internet does not undo that. It's fraud!
  
Reconsideration? Appeals? Defense? INTERVIEWS?! Snowden Guilty, Take 2,

and the fairness flows. I've been giving @abourg_Capital lessons.
  
What Evil Tom doesn't like is answering, but on Monday he must. Enjoy the

Feast of Grief while you can @capgaznews. It will be your last.
  
Why is Lapdog so upset? I'd bet she blocked it too, so it couldn't further troll her

reply. #UnfreeFlowOfIdeas_Capital twitter.com/abourg_Capital…
  
Hi, Kim. Hopefully you didn't just find out. Are you going to answer questions for

him too? The world wants to know.
  
You're so sure you're within your rights; you've actually earned punitive liability.

Let's bifurcate. What do you jackasses say @capgaznews?
  
"Fishing" and relaxing? No idea what's next? Unconditional forgiveness? This

can only mean one thing. Evil Tom is following Phil to the end.
  
You even incorrrectly edited a colon to semicolon. At least you resisted the urge

to insert a stupid [sic]. Need I say more? Oh, yes; lots.
  

See, Tom, both choices were wrong. You already chose that long ago. But to

print it was far more wrong. That was true to your form as well.
  
Hook, line, and sinker. Print one but not the other? Evil Tom admits to knowingly

attempting to conceal his wrongdoing: capitalgazette.com/opinion/letter…
  
Judge Pryal was right: this is just a big ruse. And to the big-haired bitch who

called me spontaneous and erratic: fuck you, just because.
  
Evil Tom refuses to publish me, a better writer than any @capgaznews. Guess he

"knew" I'm an exile and wanted the people to know (only) it.
  
Think long, Evil Tom. You'll still choose wrong.

  
Are you still there, Bob? Motion to dismiss if you dare, but I suggest admitting

Par. 106. Let's chat? Let's go public relations nightmare.
  
They pissed on the 1st Amendment for a poisoned word; a sentence: $2.5M.
What will a corrupt column of lies and delusions cost @capgaznews?
  
Here's what lies behind the lies Evil Tom spent two minutes (could have been

Here s what lies behind the lies. Evil Tom spent two minutes (could have been
one minute) discussing this with ANYONE!
  1 
Thanks to all the readers who have made this site the #1 hit on my name. Here's

why Evil Tom wishes you didn't exist: capitalgazette.com/opinion/oursay…
  
I can understand the Sarah Jones saga like most people cannot fathom, and not
just because I've read her deposition.
  
Evil Tom: We gave up "opinion" for FRP?

$$$: Yep.
ET: We already burned that too?
$$$: Yep.
ET: Well what do we do now?
$$$: You're fucked.
  
Nobody @capgaznews has any clue what in the world this is. Their poser lawyer-

journalist should have read it long ago.
  
They've seen me speak with profanity, they've seen me speak of God, now they

will hear me speak Hartley's hated law (AKA 'the rules').
  
Eric Hartley admitted he is not a "good reporter." He is bad. Sometimes the best

defense is to send an opposing offense to Journalist Hell.
  
Not only is Marquardt still 12 years old, but a scared little bitch hiding his feeble
words behind a fake newspaper.
  1 
Choosing ruin or suicidal dunderhead? Evil Tom kisses Hitman's rectus inferior

and cuts his bullshit "opinion" defense: capitalgazette.com/opinion/column…
  
Thanks for the tip, D'Dog. I'll bet they're ditching system logs too. Sign of the
times indeed. twitter.com/abourg_Capital…

  
A to C on 10/10.. what's up Defama'Dog? Know something your readers don't
@abourg_Capital? Have some JIP with your DIP. #privateshaming
  
"Collaboration between [GINNY MILES] and [@ethartley] ... is highly censurable

and worthy of [DISBARMENT]." -SCOTUS
  
They don't care about the 1st Amendment THAT much @capgaznews or

@ethartley. Ask Louis Tanko. We are going to war because they are assholes.
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Evil Tom, Inc. – Gleefully injuring/silencing under guise of “aggressive reporting”
since 1960, yet still 12 years old.
  
Landmark is firing Marquardt. This is why.

  
If your name is Thomas Lee Marquardt, put on a diaper or get ready to shit your

pants. You'll have thirty days to wipe your ignorant butt.
  
The Egg cracks: banned from posting @capgaznews. They let Judge Nick self-
incriminate, but knocking Foer is no-no. Oops
  
“O lying tongue, caught in the gears of justice, sever thyself lest my skull be
ground to dust.” –The Perjurers’ Prayer (Courts 9:104)
  
But that's all tripe till @ethartley uncovers if Yee was playing DOOM. There’s

hope yet for racially motivated carnage. youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-6dL…
  
If Yee is never charged, just who was it making terroristic threats? Reputation

carries far AND near; defamation isn’t just what you print.
  
As permitted by law—to wit, in court and before a jury—I am going to murder
@ethartley’s career and the "paper" @capgaznews. # 1stAmendment
  
"Despicable and threatening," "racially motivated," "he wants to kill/flee," "$2M
bail?" Charge him in a court of law, or shut the fuck up.
  
Reputable journalists: threat undiscolsed. Eric 'The Hitman' Hartley: "Neighbors!
Fear for your safety!!" Blood so soon? Marquardt is proud.
  
See you in.. 5 weeks? Apparently, I can even make a computer kiosk "fear for its
safety" now. Thanks a lot @ethartley.
  
What do I mean by "another"? Just you wait and see. The Constitution was

amended many times after the 1st, but you don't care much for that.
  
Oh, a sign of life from Judge Nick @capgaznews. Thought maybe they already

fired him. Just suppressing his 1st Amendment rights now I guess.
  
Just look at all the talking heads in this affidavit matter. At least 150 working
years between them, so much misinformation put into print.
  
Why can’t an arrogant autodidact prevail over practiced professionals? We’re all

self-assured; I’m not handicapped by what I think I know.
  
Grasso, Snowden, Sohovich, Robey, Chang. Going for a volume discount on

attorney fees @capgaznews? No JD, but I have the highest EV of all.
  
I have to log out just to see my own tweets @AL1RAT from my own page. Good

thing there's no court order or Twitter might try to violate it.
  
"Just malicious, she is slanderous, she is libelous. The woman has her own

agenda, caught up in the maelstrom.” Perfect aim, wrong target.
  
Now blocked by reckless reporter/driver @abourg_Capital. "Fear for your safety,"

but on 10/19 she'll understand why I'm "collecting things."
  
No identity crisis here, but some very prescient themes:

  
Amusing realization: @capgaznews thinks and acts like it's part of our judiciary;

Carl O. Snowden actually is.
  
Not that I need any more free help @capgaznews, but why not report on my

expunged history "according to online court records"? Only you can.
  
Free pre-schooling for @ethartley media.lls.edu/libelslander20… To skip it would

be deliberate ignorance, which is why I'm sure he won't be there.
  
It’s official: the staff @capgaznews are funded, delusional vigilantes

capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r… Much like this guy youtube.com/watch?
v=R30YFd…
  4 2 
When Rice quit, she was so afraid of evil Tom that she destroyed her notes. In

ki d h d t di t l N t d thi
kind, he destroyed internal memos. No one ever reported this.
  
"Misconduct that violates the integrity of our Honored Courts makes a victim of

those very Courts, which in turn makes a victim of us all."
  
"No regard for truth, ethics or balance" has "been a lot of fun"

capitalgazette.com/news/editor-s-… Welcome now to the gates of Hell. Say
hello to Phil.
  
Know this, Tom: logical falsity perjury has no SoL, is inter-jurisdictional, and I

doubt you're also in bed with the PGSAO. Past is present.
  
After all these months, just discovered Marquardt's bullshit apology to Greiber,
which he didn't even have the courage to sign his name to.
  
So what's L.O.W.? I'll show off my new scanner. Note the not-fearing-for-

anyone's-safety spacing of the dates. #VOPfail
  
Troubling legal loophole: you can't libel the dead, even if you libel them dead. By

a single ill-intended word, @abourg_Capital draws blood.
  

"The driver of the vehicle then left the scene."

capitalgazette.com/maryland_gazet…
"[Sohovich] fled the scene ... the victim ... ." capitalgazette.com/news/for_the_r
…
  
My gift to the Sohovich attorney, even if it's money out of my own pocket. The

attached facebook chatter said, "Bad news is the best news."
  
AllisonBourgSauntry @allisonsauntry · 24 May 2012 
"Ugh, the news is always bad news." --roommate, watching TV, possibly
oblivious to the fact that the news is how I am able to pay her rent.
  1 
Oh boy, and do they apologize? Nope. Instead they delete his mother's clarifying

comments. Damned if they do, damned if they don't indeed.
  
One benefit of precise "cop-speak," @ethartley? Dangerously bad, second-rate

journalists can't report "for the record" what was not said.
  
She's probably only negligent, but "How do you think he feels now?" I'd bet she
felt good accusing someone else of dangerously bad driving.
  
If I were an attorney, I'd take a Sohovich lawsuit against @abourg_Capital, and I

know far more than way most. Welcome to the libel train.
  
Want to get grief @ethartley @capgaznews? Punishment is overdue. Prince

George's jurors dish it out AND feast. I was Yellow #5 just today.
  
Funny how a Chief Prosecutor and Agent Senior talk about me with the same
exact phrases, echoing a "report" from a seat of chosen ignorance.
  
All liars are imprisoned in time, be that within walls of steel, stone, foam padding,
hellfire, or their own lies. No one escapes forever.
  
Braved that @ethartley inspired shitstorm. Now sending the bill to

@capgaznews. They've rallied their wagons around the eye of a hurricane.
  
I "crossed the line," "need to be on medication," and "need to be taken off the
streets because" I'm "dangerous," and now I'm back on L.O.W.
  
So you've seen "it" before, Michelle Smith? Look in the mirror. The real jokers are

in Annapolis, and not just a threat-maker from Crofton.
  
You're no Whac-A-Mole, Mr. Marquardt, but a crimson-nosed clown feasting

over a shark tank. Easy targets demand accuracy, not reflex.
 1  
Oooh.. a more unflattering photo. Time to pull an Eric Thomas Hartley (by
switching photos, not by battering children).
  
I could write a sensational fair report about it--without constitutional malice--for
my local rag, but I’m not a professional journalist.
  
Called by authorities today regarding registered sex offender Eric Hartley, who

has abused unconsenting children. offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer…
  
Pity though he didn't challenge Valentin His was a perfect example of why

Pity, though, he didn t challenge Valentin. His was a perfect example of why
Judge Bell was so right, but I guess the time was not yet ripe.
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Not only was John Greiber not an "unqualified ally," but he sure knew how to
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prosecute liars for their lies way better than Mr. Weathersbee.
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If this is obsessed harassment, AACSAO, why would I spend a year schooling
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myself to the point I can school your own Chief? Why wait? How??
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AllisonBourgSauntry @allisonsauntry · 19 Dec 2011
I learned last week that my company is going to start pulling employees' driving

records. Um, all those speeding tickets? I was on deadline.
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But his restraint has been commendable for such a blithering idiot. I wonder if
he'll do so well at his deposition. #journalisticuntegrity
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It was @ethartley's fat ass blocking the sunshine. Goes to the PD to start a
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lawsuit, refuses to go back to perpetuate it. #sanctionsmaybe
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Ryan Bagwell @Bagwell4Trustee · 29 Jul 2012 
@ethartley I guess San Bern County will be raising its police report fee tomorrow
#transparencymaybe
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"Insufficient information to admit or deny, even though @ethartley already

dogmatically spouted all about it." That well runs deep indeed.
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Welcome to Track 5 @capgaznews. We're litigating your complex. Did somebody

sell you on early dismissal? Some more employees, perhaps.
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I'm going to miss "repeatedly posting to the Twitter feeds" of these jackasses
once they get an attorney. Say a prayer for those poor souls.
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Bet you $10M on that @capgaznews. Damn. I'm so good, I sometimes pretend

to scare even myself.
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Thanks for fleeing the state @ethartley Venue is now proper; forum non
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Thanks for fleeing the state @ethartley. Venue is now proper; forum non
conveniens won't work this time either. See you in my great county.
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What's some of the best evidence of all? Spoilage of evidence and destruction
of records. scholar.google.com/scholar_case?a… See also: Melinda H. Rice.
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Madam State thinks she's Dr. Phil, yet she can't even do her own job. She can

ignore her oath, but can she ignore a subpoena?
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Now that it's happening, seems @ethartley doesn't want it printed anymore.
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Light for ALL, asshole!
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A picture American Heritage should not steal: “the smug look of a toad
breakfasting on fat marsh flies” #notasmuglord
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It's not stealing if you switch words around, right @ethartley? I learned

otherwise in middle school, but you have a degree in journalism.
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Pamela Wood  @pwoodreporter · 10 Jul 2012 
Stealing words and stealing pictures IS STILL STEALING. #journalistrant
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As much as I hate the name, given the dead links and no redirects it is
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necessary. Even one Twitter account is more than enough for me.
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This account used to be called EricHartleyFrnd. Now that it ranks visibly and

distinguishes from SuperNinja518, that is no longer necessary.
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Just like in my Raw Deal days, my opponents know what's coming, and they
can't stop it. The mood is about to change @capgaznews @ethartley.
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That's how much they "respect the jury's verdict." That's how much juries

respect them. Define "glee in the newsroom." Define "killjoy."
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And as Judge Nick presides over Comments Court, his boss's own adjudicated
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libel goes unchecked: capitalgazette.com/news/our-say--…
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Old habits die hard @capgaznews "We can do whatever we want, and you can't,
because we're The Capital, and you're not." capitalgazette.com/opinion/staff_…
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Team Taz on page 1 of my name's Google results. Lexpert @ethartley going to

depose Darrian? Libel proof me if you can, survive if I let you.
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"Fair." That's why I just learned Snowden's cause is over online user comments,

which you've recognized are a concern. See: Sarah Jones
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But how could Snowden even know, given your incomplete coverage of that

non-newsworthy attorney of no public concern? Fairness indeed.
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Hell to pay @capgaznews youtube.com/watch?v=YegyJL… Is that ranting

@ethartley? Rambling? Did you fear for your safety or just a mention of Tanko?
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But, in my opinion, they are going to pay dearly for mine. See that? Doesn't
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always work. Still a statement of fact.
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In my opinion, Snowden has no cause of action against the Capital because
constitutional malice is a very difficult standard to meet.
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Thanks guys, and I forgive you for not calling. It's not like it's your job or--far, far
worse--willful ignorance.
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"Jarrod W. Ramos" now a Google suggestion, no doubt because of my many

friends who keep forgetting my phone number.
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Seeking publicity? Nope. I'm leaving that decision up to them @capitalgazette
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And on appeal, #mentioning @ethartley broadcasts on his Twitter feed to the
whole world, and other such ridiculous findings, negated.
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Highlight of the knight: being told “Shut up” by a big-mouthed esquire.
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It's official: Twitter is overrated. Thank you Verizon for giving me a competing
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presence in search results. Hartley - 2nd, Ramos - 8th.
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They've searched hard @ethartley @htannapolis but I'm not the one with a
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history of damaging misconduct.
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@ethartley Now that I'm back under your research microscope, do me a favor
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and help get my ranking as high as yours. google.com/search?q=jarro…
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