The Falcon Flyer

Volume XIII, Issue IX 21401 SE Falcon Way Kent, WA April 30, 2010

Time to take it off

Showing skin for spring

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2 Meet the
Contents
The Falcon Flyer

Press News Pg. 4

Co Editors-in-Chief
Cynthiann Heckelsmiller
Christine Rushton
Op-Ed Editor
Alyssa Ryan
A&E Editor

Sports Editor
Mike Lydon
Op-Ed Pg. 7
Holly Pirret
Student Life Editor
Yasmin Abubakar
Business Manager
Kayla Maletich
Webmaster
Spencer Transier
A&E Pg. 10
Copy Editors
Brendan Cescon
Daniel Tadeo
Photographers
Megan Rogers
Melissa Pitchford
Michaela Mandala
Features Pg. 12
Kaitlyn Miklancic
Staff Reporters
Brian Benshoof
Keith Bolender
Kelsey Bolton
Sarah Cubine
Matthew Davis
Student Life Pg. 15
Michala Dymond-Shaw
Kierra Elfalan
Craig Heffner
Jerel Henderson
McKenna Herron
Jason Hirschey
Erin Hunt
Sports Pg. 20
Jacob Langholz
Jordan Middelton
Ryan Snyder
Kiley Throop

Briefs, Briefs, Briefs

Kentlake High School
Phone:253) 373-4900 Congratulations to the 27 Kentlake and Kentwood
Fax: (253) 373-4908
Principal: Diana Pratt
students who represented the Kentlake Sports Medi-
Adviser: Susan Best cine Program at the State Competition this past
TheFalconFlyer.com weekend. They finished 20th out of 45 and were only
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produced by students in the top ten finish.
journalism class at Kentlake High
School. Its mission is to provide
a thought-proviking, informative
and high-quality publication for the For seniors who would like to be viewed in
Kentlake community, adhering to the senior slideshow, pictures need to be
strong journalistic principles.
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author or authors, or if no author
It is requested that they be “happy-silly-
is credited, the opinions of the goofy-fun memories from high school.” Sports Medicine at the State Competition.
Editorial Board. They need to be turned in by May 24.
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The Falcon Flyer 3
Crossword: Read to succeed! Talking Ties
in April
• The English developed
neckwear so thick that
they could even stop a
sword thrust.

• There is a bulletproof
tie that can stop a 9mm
bullet.

• A person who collects

ties is known as Graba-
tologist.

• In the year 2002, the

tie industry in America
saw sales slump by 10%
due to the popularity of
“dress down days.”

• Around the whole

world, neck tie is consid-
ered to be the most pop-
Across: ular father’s day gift.
1. The 16th of April is the day of
• Al Pacino won the
4. Jeans with the legs cut off
Tony Award for best
5. The state spring fair is held in Supporting Actor in the
9. Animation originating in Japan Play “Does a tiger wear
10. FCCLA makes this for charity a necktie?”
Down:
1. A society of people who watch vintage racing movies • British ties have stripes
2. Kentlake’s football coach for the new season that run from top left to
3. Tina Fey and Steve Carrel are in the new movie bottom right while the
6. None of your shirts should have thin stripes on American ties
7. Kentlake went to a track meet in a town in Eastern Washington run from top right to
8. Kentlake’s magnificent mascot bottom left.
5. Shortened from five to four minutes
• At some point in his-
11. Trash collecters and custodians might not be seen around for a while
tory, merely touching
because of the a man’s tie knot was a
12. Groups are made on this popular social networking website that can cause for a duel.
sometimes cause controversy
13. Haley Herbig is a known for dancing the
4 News
The Falcon Flyer

New coach to lead Falcon Football

Chris Paulson comes to Kentlake with a different style and optimistic attitude
“The bottom line [was] the fact that
he didn’t see it as a football team.
He saw it as a program, developing
the student athletes as well-rounded
individuals and not football players.”
- Bruce Rick

“We’re going to institute a culture

of accountability where kids are
going to be held to a certain stan-
dard, hopefully that translates to
Photo courtesy of Chris Paulson success on the field.”
Paulson on previous coaching job at Mount Rainier High School. - Chris Paulson

it’s got great support, great kids; it’s just a fantastic Paulson said that the success of the team truly
Daniel Tadeo community.” relies on the players getting together to do what Paul-
Copy Editor Paulson is prepared to make pivotal changes. son says.
It was officially announced on April 21 that Chris “We’re going to institute a culture of accountability Aside from football, Paulson will become part of
Paulson of Mount Rainier High School will succeed where kids are going to be held to a certain standard, the teaching staff. “The position that was posted was
Shepard as the new head coach. Last December, the hopefully that translates to success on the field,” said [for] social studies and technology, so he’ll probably
Paulson. be teaching some of those classes,” said Rick. There
administration chose to remove Mike Shepard as
For the past two years, Paulson was the head is still no word on what specific classes.
head coach. Shortly thereafter, they began a search
coach of the Mount Rainier Rams, accumulating an According to the 2010 Parent and Player Hand-
for his replacement.
overall record of 8-11, an improvement from their book, the program is structured towards building an
Paulson stood out amongst the ten applicants who
previous record of two wins in the years prior to his intimately unified and school-spirited team. Their
applied, Athletic Director Bruce Rick said, “There
arrival. mission statement provides 20 reasons why the pro-
were a lot of things. One was just his energy, the en-
“I live in the Kentlake area,” said Paulson on his gram is unique, many of which benefit the school.
thusiasm, [and] his philosophy about how the entire
motive for a change in venue. “I think Kentlake’s One example is reason 11, which states that “the team
program should be structured.”
the place where [I] can just stay at for a really long will take part in the annual ‘Beautify Kentlake’ event,
More importantly, his take on the idea of a “differ-
time.” where players will help civic leaders with landscap-
ent approach” was exactly what the administration
After analyzing some game film, Paulson said that ing, clean-up, and generally sprucing up our commu-
was looking for. “The bottom line [was] the fact that
some of the players that stood out were juniors Tyler nity.”
he didn’t see it as a football team,” said Rick, “he saw
Jewett, Nick Kramlich, and sophomore Austin Per- When asked whether it would be uncomfortable to
it as a program, developing the student athletes as teach or coach knowing that Shepard is in the build-
nell.
well-rounded individuals and not football players.” “He seemed like a pretty nice guy,” said Pernell. ing, Paulson said, “No, not at all. He’s a great guy and
“I’m excited,” said Paulson, “I can’t even tell you “He’s really organized and has his stuff together, so I respect everything he did at Kentlake…I’d love to
how excited I am to go to a place like Kentlake. I think we’ll have a really good season next year.” have a working relationship with him.”

Paulson’s Record

Mount Rainier Before: 2 wins

Mount Rainier After: 8-11

Kentlake Before: 4-5

Kentlake After: ?
Photo courtesy of Chris Paulson
Paulson on previous coaching job at Mount Rainier High School.
 The Falcon Flyer
News 5
Innovative Japanese teacher to relocate there is any, but at this point, no.” new teacher and everything,” Wright said.
Michala Dymond-Shaw Despite the relocation of Seaman, she remains confi- Although there will be a new teacher with a new
Staff Reporter dent that the Japanese program will continue. “I hope style, Wright plans on taking Japanese next year.
so,” Seaman said, “it’s up to the school, but I’m hoping During her brief three years at Kentlake, Seaman
At the beginning of the 2010-2011 school year, so.” Regarding her students, she says that adjustments drastically changed the way that the Japanese pro-
Kentlake will no longer employ the current Japanese will be made according to her leaving. “They’ll be fine. gram operates. “She’s done a bunch for us, like class,
teacher. Tomoko Seaman, better known to her stu- I’m sure a new teacher will take over,” Seaman said. club, and the exchange program,” Wright said.
dents as Tomoko Sensei, will relinquish her teaching Principal Diana Pratt confirmed Seaman’s belief of According to Seaman, such experiences highlighted
position when she moves to Olympia. a new teacher. “It is our plan to offer Japanese again her time at Kentlake.
Seaman has been teaching the Japanese program at next year. The position will be open in the very near “I had a lot of fun. We had a lot of different pro-
Kentlake for three years, after relocating from Olym- future,” Pratt said. grams, like the exchange program, and cherry blossom
pia. “My family, we decided to move to Olympia […]. Second year Japanese student and junior Marina festivals; so I did a lot with my students outside of just
That’s where we were before,” Seaman said. As of now, Wright said that the students will notice the difference the classroom. I think I had a lot of good experience,
Seaman will not take up another teaching position in once Seaman is no longer teaching. “It’s going to affect and fun times with my students, not just in a class-
Olympia. However, according to Seaman she will “if us a lot. […] It’s going to seem totally different with the room setting. It was great,” Seaman said.

Reno trip gives diverse perspectives of jazz

“I thought it was educationally
very beneficial. It offered students
really great opportunities to hear
what is going on elsewhere.”
-Director Chuck Stowell

“They [clinicians] worked with

us individually and helped us
a lot as a band.”
-Keith Bolender
Photo courtesy of Cynthiann Heckelsmiller
Cynthiann Heckelsmiller, Matt Davis, Alexandra Mayer,
Brian Oliphant, Alexander Archuleta, and Terra Compton
posing in a saloon on a side trip top Virginia City, Nevada.
Photo by Cynthiann Heckelsmiller
The trombone section during a clinic.

“It came down to the ability of

- 4 soloist awards:
a couple players and sometimes
Alexandra Mayer
we stepped up and sometimes
Brian Oliphant
we didn’t.”
Keith Bolender
- Brian Oliphant
Max Pattsner
Photo by Steve Ells
- All “excellent” ratings
Fact collection by Christine Rushton. The Jazz Ensemble warming up for their performance.

Custodians to negotiate new contract with the district

“The Kent School District is the third largest district in Washington State, so we
Erin Hunt believe that our workers should be in the top three pay scale across the board,” said
Staff Reporter Garrett. Currently, Kent School District’s carpenters, blazers, drivers, and custodi-
ans are lower than top three when they are compared to surrounding districts.
Negotiations are soon to begin between the Kent School District and the Ameri-
In order to involve union members from all around, the district leaders are
can Federation of Teachers Kent Classified Union. The union consists of custodi-
sending out surveys to obtain a broader look at what the common employee needs.
ans, drivers, mechanical workers and assorted KSD employees who work to im-
Garret said, “They will fill out the surveys and we will go from there.” Once a month
prove Kent schools.
meetings also will help keep in contact with participants.
The first proposal will be submitted on April 27 with several goals in mind. Ac-
However, there is a backup plan if proposals are rejected. “Legally, we cannot
cording to AFT president and head custodian at Cedar Heights Middle School Dar-
strike,” explained Garret, “What we do instead is informational pickets, like the
ren Garrett, “The main changes we’re looking for is better health benefits, proper
wages for the jobs we perform, and increased budgets.” teachers did [this past year]. We also use the newspaper and have community func-
Proper wages are a large focus, since a raise from the state has not been allowed tions so people can hear our side of the story.”
in two years. A team of negotiators have been meeting since the fall of 2009 and The AFT Kent Classified Union hopes to have negotiations complete by August
have developed convincing arguments. before next school year.
6 News
The Falcon Flyer
GSA spreads acceptance through silence
Kiley throop
Staff Reporter
Gay Straight Alliance club members participated in the 14th annual Day of Si-
lence April 16. Alongside thousands of schools nationwide, the students helped call
attention to anti-lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transsexual (LGBT) harassment.
The student-created and student-led event is sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian,
and Straight Education Network (GLSEN). Students participate by remaining si-
lent throughout the day, unless asked to speak in class. Each participant hands out
a card to explain the details of their involvement and what the event entails.
Those involved hope to relay a strong message to the student body, and raise
awareness for other suppressed individuals. In some ways, the event has already
affected several students. “I noticed it made a couple of people feel really great, [to
see] how so many people were participating,” said GSA club President and sopho-
more Brandon Wheeler.
According to an interactive report conducted by the GLSEN, 86% of all LGBT
youth reported being verbally abused because of their sexual preference. In addi-
tion, they also concluded that three out every five students feel unsafe in school
because of this harassment. In attempt to create a welcoming environment for ev-
eryone, GSA members are taking steps towards supporting those who lack the cour-
age to speak out.
Although there is still a slight controversy surrounding the matter, the suc-
Photo by Megan Rogers cess of the event has significantly improved compared to previous years. “This year
[was different because] we didn’t get verbally attacked and we got a whole bunch of
Tammy DiGiorgio with GSA displayed to explain their act of silence at lunches. people to sign this huge banner,” said Wheeler.

Budget cuts impact student environment Garbage truck drivers negotiate

or reducing employment positions and new learning Jason Hirschey
Matt Davis material. A common complaint by the community
Staff Reporter Staff Reporter
was that the survey was unfair and gave the opinion
that the district had already made a decision. About 350 drivers represented by Teamsters Local
Cutbacks, reductions, and deficits are currently “I have a problem with a survey in which you
topics under negotiation in the district. With de- couldn’t choose to not cut staff,” said Sturtevant. Union 174 are currently under contract negotiations
creased state funding for education and the goal of with Waste Management and Allied Wastes Servic-
The KSD held a public meeting and hearing on es. The Waste Management drivers’ contract expired
maintaining a balanced budget, the district has been April 12 to discuss the different options. Accord-
forced to make cutbacks potentially up to $12 mil- ing to Executive Director of Finance John Knutson, midnight Wednesday, March 31. On March 30, about
lion for the 2010-2011 school year. 150 drivers reached a tentative agreement with Allied
there will be a $2.5 - $3.5 million increase in spend- Wastes and were going to continue their service. How-
A combination of factors, such as the increased ing on staff next year due to experience increase and
costs and the decreased funding, has contributed certified compensation. ever, on April 21, the drivers from Waste Management
to this arising issue. The federal stimulus package went on strike.
After the presentation, the community hearing be- The proposal Waste Management made on April 1
is diminishing anywhere from $3.3 - $7 million and gan. It seemed that those that wished to make com-
will be cut entirely in the 2011-2012 school year. As ments generally felt that the survey failed to create offered a five-year contract that included wages and
a result, the district can benefits over $100,000 a year for the average employee,
collaboration and that an increase of $1 an hour and a $15,000 pension contri-
only cut programs and the types of cuts, which bution to each employee, and one-time $1,000 bonus
staff. “This will include cutting 5th grade were primarily programs to every driver if the contract was accepted by April 3.
“The Kent School Dis-
trict will need to reduce music...60 staff positions...some and support staff, were However, Local 174 rejected the offer on April 2, stating
items crucial to educa-
the 2010-2011 budget middle school sports...remaining tion.
that the language of the deal allowed them to cut wages
by a range of $6 to $10 and benefits anytime and also called the numbers, “in-
million, with a worst-
sports will be pay-to-play.” Later in the week, the flated.”
KSD Board reviewed the Due to the threat of a strike of the, the company placed
case scenario of up to results of the survey. Ac-
$12 million,” said Superintendent Dr. Edward Lee cording to them, developing energy conservation ads in local newspapers and Craigslist for replacement
Vargas in his newsletter to the public. drivers. Within twenty-four hours, Waste Management
practices, eliminating printed calendars and news- reported over 1,000 applications online with the num-
In the past two years, there have been a total of letters, and reducing administrative positions were
$11.2 million total reductions, which were primarily some of the most popular items. ber growing to 1,600 on April 3.
made in the Central Administration Office. Waste Management asks that customers continue to
Also, the music and sports programs had a large put out garbage, strike or no strike. The company is ob-
This year, in order to make a decision on what to
amount of community support. In the end, the re- ligated by contract to keep collecting. Even if the trash
cut and reduce, the KSD asked the community to fill
out a survey form. Items ranged from $10,000 to a sults of the survey did not completely line up with is not picked up one day, leave it out because it may be
little over $4 million, but there had to be a total of the Board’s decision. collected the next. People can also bring their garbage
60 points selected on the form to be able to submit The KSD Board decided on April 21 that $9 mil- to transfer stations, but there is an extra cost for that.
it. The 60 points required to be allowed to submit lion will be cut from next year’s budget. This will in- Negotiations between the two sides stopped on April
the survey equated to a projected $6 million in sav- clude cutting 5th grade music and the elimination of 6 when Local 174 reported that Waste Management re-
ings, the lower end of the KSD’s goal. about 60 staff positions. Also, some middle school fused to bargain and Waste Management reported Local
“If all you could decide on was 30 points worth, sports will be cut and the remaining sports will be 174 broke off the talks. On April 21, the drivers officially
then you should be able to submit that,” said Math pay-to-play. In addition the district will not be pur- went on strike at Waste Management facilities. Local
Department Head Matt Sturtevant. chasing new text books. 174 claims Waste Management is refusing to bargain
Regardless of efficiency, controversy has appeared After having to cut so many items and positions, and that the strike can end anytime if they resume ne-
because of the survey. The public had to choose be- the KSD Board is using some of the reserve fund- gotiations. Other drivers from Local 174 and different
tween cutting programs such as elementary music ing in order to keep more programs and still have unions will honor the strike line of the Waste Manage-
education and high school and middle school sports money for the 2011-2012 year. ment drivers, meaning they will not cross it.
 The Falcon Flyer
Op-Ed 7
Student store service on downward spiral that the item is sold out. It appears
Kelsey Bolton that they are constantly out of
Staff Reporter stock of the food the majority of
students order on a daily basis.
Try describing the Student Store in just one word. To make matters worse, it is even
It is impossible. Everyday the lines are endless and more irritating when the item is
the room is filled to the brim with bustling bodies. clearly on the back shelf.
The Student Store is the place where the student After a semester, one would
body rushes to for lunch. The reason is quite simple: think the people working in the
the Student Store sells actual food. Unlike the food Student Store would have things
in the cafeteria it does not look like plastic and is not under control. Unfortunately they
tasteless. However, delicious food does not dismiss do not. The service is still incredibly
the Student Store’s faults. slow and it is showing no signs of
It is a battle of life and death in order to get through ever picking up. At this rate, being
the masses of people. Face it, the lines are ridiculous. served by a snail might be faster.
If you want to even call those lines. In addition to the It is not outlandish to think that
chaos there are people constantly in the way. The least they would have the routine down
they could is stand in the back or wait outside. There by now; I should not have to stand
are already too many people trying to purchase food Photo by Michala Mandala around for ten minutes waiting
and people that are not for my cup
buying should not be in of noodles.
there taking up space. “It appears that they are With the
school year
One of the most
frustrating things about constantly out of stock of the coming to
a close, it
the Student Store is when
you want to buy something
food the majority of students appears that
after spending what seems
like hours in line to find out
order on a daily basis.” this year has
been a test
run for next
year. The
difficulties
with the
computers
lately do
not help
disprove
this. In order
to survive
the last two
months,
Photo by Michala Mandala t h e r e
A bored student store customer waits for her food. are a few
suggestions.
The only way to get good service
“I should not have to is to go to Carli Pogson. Another
thing is to pay for all purchases
stand around for ten with cash. Avoid putting money in
a student account since there have
minutes waiting for my been issues with the computers
recently. Unless major revisions
cup of noodles.” are made, it is unlikely that the
Photo by Michala Mandala Student Store will improve.

Vintage racing speeds past High School Drags in fun, thrill

Pacific Northwest. that wants to pursue a career in the au- tion go to charity. That charity is Chil-
Ryan Snyder Favored primarily by the older gen- tomotive industry would love to be able dren’s Hospital Uncompensated Care
Staff Reporter erations, vintage racing puts that smile to walk around and see the cars and Program. Over the years, SOVREN has
on your face, when you get to see an old the people working on them. It is also donated over one million dollars to the
Nowadays it is all about who can classic restored back to its heyday, and an enlivening experience for the entire program.
drift or street race and the hype about raced out family. Even though vintage racing may not
imported cars and the Fast and the Fu- on the track Soon to be held are the annual be what is cool these days, the experi-
rious. However, what about the good along with “What fun is one High School Drags where stu- ence is more the focus. It is not every
ol’days of Formula Fords, Chevrons, and several dents can race each other for the day you can meet someone so devoted to
various other vintage racing cars? That other cars. night, when a typical top prize. However, what fun is these old cars and the freedom of push-
seems to have been forgotten, but not Having one night, when a typical vintage
for long. The Society of Vintage Racing watched
vintage race lasts all race lasts all weekend, from ear-
ing them to their limit. Held at Pacific
Raceways off Highway 18 in Kent, these
Enthusiasts (SOVREN) has been bring-
ing “sexy” back since 1985; when Dick
my dad weekend?” ly morning to afternoon? Ticket races will surely bring back those nos-
race for prices are usually ten dollars and talgic feelings. On the weekend of May
Mattei decided that, there was a need m a n y last the entire weekend. All the 14 through 16, come out to the track to
for a vintage racing organization in the years, it is possible to see how anyone sales from tickets and driver registra- watch some racing action.
8 Op-Ed
The Falcon Flyer
Shorter passing periods ineffective at stopping violence
nate students have easy access to their rings, run with great speed as you enter the math homework flying through the
Kierra Elfalan lockers during the passing periods. They the halls, dodge oncoming students with halls separated from their owners, and
Staff Reporter were lucky enough to get a locker near swift and precise reflexes, and then you the frightening screams of the “obsta-
Violence in a high school is some- an area where they take a class. Howev- are at your locker. From your locker, first cles.” However, this seems like the only
thing that is bound to happen. There er, there are also students who struggled glance into the direction of your class, option for some.
will always be students who do not get For those students not fortunate
along with others and resort to witting enough to have thought up such an ex-
each other to prove that point. However, cellent plan, there will be the issue of
there are also role model students who tardiness. Tardiness will become very
turn the other cheek and take the com- common and soon enough there will be
ments they are given, no matter how so many tardies that after school deten-
awful they may be. The fact is, those stu- tion and Friday school will not be easy
dents are the majority. As for the fewer to tell apart from a regular school day.
in population that cannot contain their When the tardiness ceases to exist, after
anger, they strike out, and everyone suf- school detention and Friday school will
fers. In this case, the five minute passing turn into other punishments as they of-
period at our school has been reduced ten do, and only half of the school popu-
to four minutes. One minute less in our lation will show up at school. Maybe
day that will keep everyone from get- this can be thought of as positive effect
ting into fights. If people do get in fights because that will solve the overcrowding
they risk getting suspended, but the of the halls problem. There will be less
thing they really worry about is getting “obstacles” to dodge.
to class on time, right? The risk of be- Photo by Alyssa Ryan With that, hopefully the consequenc-
ing tardy is too much, so everyone must es of this new rule have come across as
refrain from violence. obvious. Having the four minute passing
If that is what people think, then they enough as it was to get to their locker run like the wind, if there are obstacles, period will create more issues than nec-
need to take their head out of the clouds. and to their class on time without dy- fall to your stomach and slide through essary. It may even anger students into
This four minute passing rule will most ing from exhaustion. For those students the legs of on comers. Stay near the wall defying the rules to prove some sort of
likely fix a few minor issues like loung- they are not so lucky and will have to as you run, and take but a slight turn in point. If changes must be made maybe
ing in the halls or getting a break, but come up with some sort of plan. the direction of your destination, and it would be a better idea to make rules
this will also fail to stop the violence and For instance, stare at the clock when there you are. While all of this is hap- that will have a greater chance of solving
major issues that occur. If anything, this it is near time to leave class, spring from pening of course, I forgot to mention the some of the current issues, rather than
new rule will just create issues. Fortu- your seat and race to the door as the bell students being slammed into the walls, adding to the list.

Students’ Facebook hate group retaliation immature, waste of time

well. Few Facebook users have failed to see the seem- Thanks to the first amendment, students can create
Michala Dymond-Shaw ingly infamous ‘All those against the Administrators groups to critique others. They cannot face repercus-
Staff Reporter of Kentlake High School’ page, created for the second sions for their actions if they act in a dignified man-
time with 124 fans. In one scenario, the criticism gets ner. Unfortunately, truth be told, dignity is not a trait
Social networking websites, such as Facebook, were personal. The ‘All those students who dont think [you which many high school students possess. Instead of
created for a reason. People enjoy the endless possibil- did not think we were actually going to say it, did you?] creating a site that gives constructive criticism, which
ities which range beyond their fingertips; catching up is a very good Teacher’ page is also in existence, with could potentially help the teacher or administration,
with friends, making plans, and updating others about 46 members. Despite all of these pages, a question outrageous and outright cruel material is often posted.
upcoming events. However, a continuously growing is often left lingering in the back of a students mind: At this point, the umbrella of freedom of speech stops
trend has been seen among Facebook comments and sure, I can join this page, but will I suffer the conse- protecting the student. Illicit, dangerous, and threat-
pages: Facebook has become a place for hate. Instead quences? ening material is considered cyber bullying; for this,
of talking about a recently viewed movie, many users Though uncommon, it is not unheard of for stu- a student can become suspended, and possibly face
instead decide to post comments and create pages crit- dents to be punished for creating slanderous groups. more serious consequences.
icizing and insulting fellow classmates, teachers, and For example, a sophomore in Chicago was suspended Sure, students can create pages and post comments
administration. Despite the freedom which students for five days when administrators discovered the Face- insulting a certain teacher or group. Just because they
recognize regarding what they can type and post, they book group which he created which talking poorly of a can, however, does not mean that they should. Face
must tread lightly in such dangerous territory; one teacher. A similar case exists in Florida as well. A stu- the facts; anything posted on the web, in the hands of a
misstep, and there could be serious consequences. dent was suspended and banned from her AP classes teenager, is bound to grow out of control. What might
Pages and comments like this run abound among when she created a group whose main goal was to start out as a seemingly harmless Facebook page could
Kentlake students. Log onto Facebook on any given criticize her teacher. In this scenario, the family of this soon grow into something much more. With conse-
Sunday night; curses are thrown left and right towards child sued the school district. This lawsuit helped de- quences in mind, just play it smart. A battle with the
tough teachers, and their seemingly ridiculous assign- fine the limits of freedom of speech, and what students administration is something that nobody wants to
ments. Several pages and groups are in existence, as can legally say on their own time. have.

Photo by Megan Rogers

 The Falcon Flyer
Op-Ed 9
Spring recognition assembly successfully inspires pep
Jerel Henderson adolescence on the bleachers. The national anthem student body entertained for the whole hour or so.
is warbled out and then the action turns to an abrupt The activity of crab soccer was interesting enough,
Staff Reporter halt. and the slideshow of sports teams was definitely
In high school there are a myriad of different students Unfortunately, here is where nostalgic of
who participate in various activities. Therefore, it only the faces turn solemn. Unless other assemblies.
makes sense that there is an assembly after every sports you are a student who is going to Where leadership
season to recognize these super-falcons. In fact, there be recognized, your job is to sit really shined,
are so many involved students at Kentlake that three down, shut up, and be bored. The though, was
separate standard fare now the deviation
recognition includes a slideshow from a standard
assemblies and maybe some sort skit and dance.
are needed of “fun” activity if you Instead, there
to give hard- are lucky enough to was a smartly
working participate. choreographed
students Luckily, this years’ fight scene in
some well spring recognition which Falco the
deserved assembly has been falcon bashed the
credit. cut from a different Photo by Kaitlyn Miklancic hopes (and heads)
T h e mold. Indeed it had of the three other
problem all the attributes of a Kent high school
is: How “regular” recognition assembly, but it also mascots. Namely, a conqueror, royal, and charger
can these reminded Kentlake of an important item all fell to Falco’s feathery might. Then, the hip-hop/
mandatory Photo by Kaitlyn Miklancic that it has missing for some time: school breakdance club surprised everyone with some moves
assemblies spirit. and grooves that brought the house down.
b e For far too long the atmosphere After it was finished, I was pleasantly surprised.
interesting so that students don’t feel the need to jab around Kentlake has been convoluted with thoughts Instead of yawns or smirks, a majority of students
their eyes out with plastic sporks? We all know the of boredom, skepticism, and the ever-prevalent: “I were laughing and talking about the assembly. When
scenario; It’s Friday morning in advisory, there is don’t care.” School spirit has been as hard to locate students are actually happy to be apart of their school,
nothing to do… but WAIT, it’s time to go to everyone’s at Kentlake as finding a penguin in the Amazon the spirit will eventually follow in turn. This is great
favorite tri-annual recognition assembly! All students Rainforest. However, with a few tweaks, and some news for Kentlake because this assembly was exactly
are herded into the main gym and form a sea of good old ingenuity, leadership managed to keep the what the doctor ordered.

Falcons sound off on

Spring Recognition
Assembly

“It was an amazing display of our

school spirit and all the effort and
hard work that was put into it.”
- Freshman Eric Fulmer

“The video was the

best part, by far the
best assembly I’ve
ever been to at this
Photo by Kaitlyn Miklancic
school”
“The break dancing -Junior Shad Hall
was really cool.”
-Sophomore Courtney Aydelott
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Carrell, Fey excel in comedic chemestry the hilarity of the script there is Carell and Fey who are
impossible to come by unless a reservation is made
Kelsey Bolton in advance. Phil chooses to take a walk on the wild a representation of comedy’s finest. In the history of
Staff Reporter side and steal a no-show couple’s reservation. From comedy there has never been a duo so amusing.
Both Carell and Fey did an exceptional job in
Face the facts, married life becomes dull and tiresome bringing their characters to life. Carell was outstanding
with each passing year. Date Night provides a comical at portraying a husband who works long strenuous
take on married life. It was directed by Shawn Levy and hours and is exhausted by the time he gets home to
written by Josh Klausner. The script demonstrates just his family. This role suited him extremely well. Fey
how tragic an average marriage can become. was extraordinary in playing the classic working mom.
Meet Phil and Claire Foster (Steve Carell and Tina She should take on more character roles like this.
Fey), a typical married couple with two children and Each demonstrated just how versatile they are when it
two extremely taxing jobs. Their marriage has become comes to acting. Overall, the acting was flawless.
a routine. Every day is the same and each week they The film as a whole was a side splitting riot. I never
go out on what is called “date night.” At the local laughed so much during a movie. The jokes are a blend
steakhouse where Phil and Claire go every week, they Photo by imdb.com of being witty and occasionally cheesy. The events that
order the same food and have the same conversation occur add to the hilarity of the film. If these two actors
Tina Fey and Steve Carell in Date Night.
as the previous week. collaborate again, it is sure to be amazing.

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When their friends Brad (Mark Ruffalo) and Haley that moment on, they find themselves embroiled in
(Kristen Wiig) announce that they will be getting a something they never imagined possible.
divorce, the Fosters decide to change it up. Phil takes The film is full of hysterical lines that cause an
Claire to a new trendy restaurant where seating is eruption of laughter from the audience. To compliment

Dragon the first great film of the new decade

creature quits its hissing and moves to bonding. (Think “Avatar’s’’ bronco busting,
Keith Bolender but gentler and more emotionally invested.) Before long, Hiccup is taking to the
Staff Reporter air on Toothless, and parlaying his secret dragon-whispering skills into unlikely
nonviolent success at Gobber’s junior slayer academy. Hiccup even manages to
The Viking era and the funtastic world of cartoons don’t have to be mutually impress his steely dream girl, Astrid (America Ferrera). Eventually, though, Stoick
exclusive sources of creative inspiration — there’s Hagar the Horrible, of course. demands that there be some actual slaying, both in the academy’s Thunderdome
But there’s also, probably more definitively, Robert Zemeckis’s “Beowulf,’’ with and off at the dragons’ long-concealed nest. Cue the angst, and Butler’s “300’’ battle
its grim landscapes, startling gore, and dead-eyed characters. So there’s a certain cries.
element of won’t-let-that-stop-us boldness to “How to Train Your Dragon,’’ which
finds DreamWorks Animation looking to Viking territory for its next Shrek-sturdy As directed by “Lilo & Stitch’’ vets Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois, “Dragon’’
comedy tentpole. By Odin, they make it work. does frenetic action well, even if some bits undermine their sweet pacifist message.
Parents of preschoolers be warned: The Hiccup-and-Goliath finale is surprisingly
Adapted from the children’s book by Cressida Cowell, the movie casts Jay Baruchel intense. Everyone else, hang on for an elective final twist that’s intriguingly unafraid
(“She’s Out of My League’’) in familiar nasally mode as Hiccup, an adolescent would- to vacuum a bit of the pixie dust off a fairy-tale ending. Still, the standout 3-D
be warrior whose village is prone to attacks from all manner of dragons. Trouble moments are the lyrical ones, when Hiccup guides Toothless up into the clouds, or
is, scrawny Hiccup is useless in a fight, much to the chagrin of his burly chieftain skimming down over the sea.
dad, Stoick (Gerard Butler), and Hiccup’s dentally challenged blacksmith mentor,
Gobber (Craig Ferguson). The exposition is a little too brisk to get into Norsemen This movie has something for everyone, awesome dragons, cute moments,
with thick Scottish accents, but then, the whole ’toon-with-a-burr model romance, and a story that the audience can really get into. “How to Train Your
has served DreamWorks pretty well so far. Dragon” is by far the best movie of the year.

When Hiccup actually manages to shoot down one of the monsters,

nobody believes him. And he’s semi-incredulous himself when he
discovers that the maimed dragon is a
legendarily elusive breed known as
a Night Fury — and that if shown
a little kindness, the feline-skittish

Photo by imdb.com
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Too late for a 24 movie?
Brian Benshoof Sutherland who has logged almost
200 hours as this federal agent. Each
family members, quit, rehired, fired, ‘Day 6’ was possibly the worst season
took on a new identity, rehired, invaded ever, pulling all of the same punches as
Staff Reporter episode is cast in real time, so an embassy, tortured and brought a seasons past.
If there was ever an award for that in an entire day 24 hours corrupted President to justice, witnessed In fact, the show has lost so much
being a bodacious awesome manly, have passed, just like in a nuclear bomb detonation, captured popularity, when asked “What do you
frickin’ hero, it would have the reality. So commercials are by the Chinese, rescues, rehired, saved think of 24?” many students replied
following requirements. used to kill dead time such the President, been infected with “Well, it’s a very nice number.” With the
You need to take a punch, as characters traveling nuclear material, retired, rehired, lost series ending, will Bauer finally retire
or 50 for that matter, a car or being debriefed. In his girlfriend for good? For us
battery connected to your Day’s 1-6 all events to a Russian “Fox has con.rmed there fans, the answer
toes and chest, being cut by took place in CTU assassin, and if fortunately
a Middle Eastern terrorist Field Office in Los spread in- will be a 24 movie in the no. Fox has
who splashes vodka on your Angeles. The past between had confirmed there
wounds, and being shot at two days have the crap kicked 2012. Of course, the time will be a 24
taken place on out of him movie in the
on a regular for a movie may have 2012. Of course,
regularly for an entire day.
You need to deal well with the east coast,
authority, disarm nuclear bombs, one in Washington
D.C. and the other
basis. Also, he
has been seen
passed.” the time for a
movie may have
and most importantly, you need to
be prepared to sacrifice for your in the heart of New eating food passed. With
country. York City. once, and never been reported to use the each ‘tick’ of the electronic clock the
There is only one man who is still Each ‘Day’ there is a bathroom. shows popularity has decreased, and the
qualifies for this award. Walkter situation in progress Starting in 2001, 24 is respectably ‘average-movie-goer’ may be somewhat
PPK wielding Counter Terrorist that posses dire the most action packed and mind- confused upon Bauer’s history. With
Unit (CTU) agent Jack Bauer, importance, either racing show in recent years. Here I no doubt his old connections will be
the most dedicated son-of-a- an assassination should state that I am more than just resurrected (except that the majority
gun you will ever encounter. attempt or a nuclear an avid 24 watcher, I’m a diehard fan. are literally dead.)
As the sole survivor from attempt. Fox announced that this season of 24 Until Jack hits the big screens though,
season 1 (or day as true fans say) Throughout the will be the last. The problem is show I will spend the remaining four Monday’s
Photo by imdb.com series Bauer has lost rating have dropped in previous years. of 24 tuned into Fox.
Bauer is portrayed by Kiefer

Four men in a hot tub were never so entertaining unfolding before your permanently scarred eyes. This is awesome. Combined with Rob Corddry (with the part
Brendan Cescon the type of humor where swearing is expected, violence of “friend that always gets them into trouble”)
Copy Editor anticipated, and naked women run free like horses on and Craig Robinson (who plays
the plains- all the proper ingredients to a the “sensitive black man”) they
Hot tubs are multipurpose utilities commonly found beasty man-movie. form a crazy clan of careless
in hotels, wealthy residences, and hot tub stores. They One of comrades committed to
are often used for a process known as “tubbing,” creating the crudest craze ever
where an individual will sit in the hot conceived of. They succeed
tub nude (or almost nude) undoubtedly.
motionless for days on end. Hot Tub is rated R,
Other uses for these clever and rightly so. It features
contraptions include male nudity, drugs, obscene
bonding, female bonding, language, strong sexual
male/female bonding, male/ content, graphic violence,
female/female bonding, or explicit sexual references,
reproduction. However, a and just sex in general.
newly proposed use has been It is not a family movie,
theorized by the film industry: or really a date movie
Time Travel. This, at least, is either. It is even hard
the premise of Hot Tub Time to watch with other
Machine, a movie about four guys guys (although besides
who accidentally get transported being alone, that is
to the 80s via hot tub (with a little your best choice).
help from Chevy Chase, who plays b y im db.com Hopefully the volume
Photo
an uncompassionate repairman). of your laughter will
The movie is basically a override the extreme
combination of The Hangover, Back awkwardness between you and your
to the Future, and a Bob Saget stand- ine. buds. It will make you laugh, and it might make you
up comedy routine. Because of this, e Mach
H o t Tub Tim the most cry (not because of sad parts, but more so because of
b in
the plot was predictable and crude. li n ’ in a hot tu shocking aspects of this the unnecessarily close shot of male buttocks). Either
en ch il
Needless to say, I laughed my cuss off e a n d a half m film, however, is John Cusack’s deviation way though I would not pass it. Not many movies are
hre
both times I watched it. Few movies T from his normal caring, likeable, pleasant, “nice guy” as steamy as this one.

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can get away with as much cliché as this one did, but it persona (like in Grace is Gone, Martian Child, Must
pulled it off well. So much happens in every minute of Love Dogs, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, etc…)
the film that it is impossible to get bored, since your and molds into a much fowler, self-loathing cretin
mind is trying to comprehend the madness that is that seems too obscene for a Cusack character. This is
TIME TOTAKEITOFF
WHY IT DOES WHY IT DOES
NOT WORK WORK
• Dress cut makes for • Camisole subtly raises

Tastefully
“peek-a-boo bra.” neckline.
That makes everyone • Light jacket or car-
uncomfortable digan adds color and
• Cinching the belt too texture, while allow-
tight might make your ing you to adjust for
waist smaller, but cor- the weather
sets were so two cen- • Outfit is now both
comfortable and styl-
turies ago
6 SIMPLE RULES
ish
• Too much skin

To dress for spring

“It’s not that hard to look
1 LEAVE WINTER BEHIND
Although it sounds completely absurd, many nonchalantly
walk out the door with the same exact jacket they wore for
cute without looking
the coldest days of winter. No matter how thin it may be,
wearing something two seasons in a row is a fashion no-no.
easy.”
It is spring; embrace it! -Junior Sarah Robbins
2 CONSIDER COLOR
Dark shades not only absorb more heat, they also convey the
dark mood and obscurity of rainy days. Select natural mate-
rials such as cotton and silk rather than man-made fabrics
like polyester. Natural fabrics are more breathable and over-
all, cooler. Also, wear lighter shades such as white, sky blue,
and yellow. Just remember, with summer light should come
cool and bright.
3 ACCESORIZE ADEQUATELY
Most people probably do not have the gargantuan wardrobe
of Paris Hilton, let alone the money to buy whatever they
want. This is where accessories come in. Slightly modifying
your look with the addition of a change of shoes, jacket, or
jewelry will alter your outfit enough to go from school to a
party.
“Dressing for spring isn’t
4 SHOW JUST ENOUGH SKIN hard for guys. All we have
Spring unearths more than just flowers. This is the chance for
skin to breathe after being bundled. Balance is the key word. to do is wear pants.”
Wearing short shorts or miniskirts are perfectly acceptable, -Senior Bryant Oxborrow
however, pairing them with ripped t-shirts or boots will give
you the street-side look, and not in a good way. A common
example of what to do: balance a low-neck shirt (for girls) or
a cut-off muscle tee (for guys), with clean-cut jeans.
5 WEAR IT FOR YOU WHY IT DOES WHY IT DOES WHY IT DOES WHY IT DOES
Never wear something that makes you feel uncomfortable, NOT WORK WORK
doing so will undoubtedly appear unnatural. If you do not
NOT WORK WORK
• Spaghetti straps show • Wide straps and ruffles • Bro-code says save • Shirt is on and you are
have the confidence to pull off the look, you simply can’t. it. Leave your shirt looking cool in Falcon
Furthermore, wear clothes that illustrate your personality; it too much shoulder are flirty and modest
on even in sweltering gear
will not only make you more confident, it will also just look • Clinging fabric does • Empire waist and A- • Shorts are sitting on
heat
more natural. line skirt compliment the hips, not dragging
not suit all body types • Low riding is for cars,
every shape
6 ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION • Shorts are just too • Skirt goes past the
not shorts. Keep your
•
like a diaper
Ready to enter the
Keep an eye on the weather report. The cutest dress with
short pants off the ground
sandals looks impractical on a cold rainy day. Keep a jacket fingertips while be- with a belt, or pull class room or just chill
in hand if you have to wear shorts. On sunny days, he last ing short enough for with friends.
up your shorts to the
thing you want is a painful sunburn. If you do not burn natu- spring hips Tips by Daniel Tadeo and Cynthiann Heckelsmiller.
rally, wear an sun protection factor lotion anyway. Skin can- Photos by Melissa Pitchford. Special thanks to models
cer is too costly a risk. Bryant Oxborrow, Sarah Robbins, and Kaitlyn Restis.
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Euro-pop invades Seattle smooth vocals and classical with an alternative twist With their unique sound so fine-tuned, Muse
Jordan Middleton
Staff Reporter was also a fan favorite in the midst of the show. seems a delightful contradiction,
Bellamy, strutting the stage in a pair of neon as their music is best when
April 2, 2010, six o’clock, the Key Arena in Seattle blue skinny jeans, kept the energy performed live. Unlike
was surrounded with a sea of eager and very wind- level on high with so many artists these
blown Muse fans. Inside the Arena, vendors stocked his almost days, Muse doesn’t rely
up the concessions and booths were stacked with childish on the magic of studio
everything from Muse tee shirts, dog tags and CD’s to enthusiasm. recording to sound
official Muse underwear. Fans huddled in clusters of One moment, their best. The stage is
umbrellas and raincoats, bracing the ice cold wind and however, he simply their element.
on-again-off-again rain. Some boasted everything from cooled down Contrary to listening
Muse tattoos to home-made Muse buttons, others had enough to to their albums, when
spent days venturing to the Emerald city from eastern croon out a few Muse takes the stage
Washington and even Idaho to see the British music tunes such as they add a certain
phenomena live in concert. None were disappointed. ‘Hate This and twist to most of their
The band, hailing from Teignmouth, England, is I’ll Love You’ tracks, adding a
comprised of Mathew Bellamy (lead vocals, guitar), while playing flare to guitar solos
Christopher Wolstenholme (bass, backing vocals, and on his or playing certain
excellent harmonica player) and Dominic Howard songs acoustically
(drums and percussion). Their music is an for a more
illustrious blend of alternative, classical, emotional effect.
electronic and heavy metal that The overall
comes alive when Muse takes the experience of
stage. Known for their high- Muse is greatly
energy performances, I amplified when
had high expectations listened to live.
for the concert. sic.ca Before
y awmu
All which were Photo b disappearing into
met and some the night, the
certainly band left fans
exceeded. so unruffled
After seven at the
o’clock thought
finally of leaving
r o l l e d that they
around, h e l d
and every out for
patron not one,
shuffled but two
in to their encores.
seats after The first
purchasing was met
s o m e with much
official Muse enthusiasm
merchandise, as they rocked
the light dimmed out to their hit
and the opening band ‘Hysteria’ that
took the stage. Silversun before the lights could
Pickups, a popular switch on, the audience
band based in Los Angeles, was so wild the band came
started the show with favorites back onstage for one last song.
like ‘Substitution’ and ‘Panic Switch’, Photo by last.fm Wolstenholme, an accomplished
finishing their set with their hit single ‘The harmonica player, played a smoldering
Royal We’. Although well received, the real excitement intro to the final song of the night, a song beloved
began when the first audible notes of Muse’ title track to any Muse fanatic: Knights of Cydonia. With my
‘Resistance’ echoed in the Arena. piano which lit up with each note (think of a piano ears thoroughly blown out and everyone around me
The success of Muse’ latest album, The Resistance, crossed with Lite Brite’s). Other visual treats were in sounding like screaming chipmunks, I left not only
was apparent with their impressive reception. The store as strobe lights and lime green lasers (epileptics satisfied with the music, but with the overall visuals
album, which dropped September 15, 2009, topped beware) lit up the entire venue, in perfect synch with and performance. Muse is the only band that I, an avid
album chart in over nineteen countries around the the music. Three columns on stage lit up like flat concert-goer, can truly say sounds better live than
world. ‘Uprising’ was the first single off the album and screens with images that corresponded with the music recorded, period. For anyone in the mood for a night
features a music video complete with evil teddy bears or images that were there just to make you wonder of raucous, high-energy insanity, keep a sharp eye out
terrorizing a post apocalyptic looking town. Following (such as the flashing image of a woman savoring a bite for the next time they roll around to Seattle, or pick up
the first single was Undisclosed Desires, a blend of of hamburger). one of their CD’s. You won’t regret it.
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Cyrus flick fails to fulfill potential back home to New York, Ronnie spends a good deal of dramatic, which may also be in part to a somewhat
Yasmin Abubakar the summer ignoring her father. During this time, she amateur script. Hearing Cyrus yell daddy in an almost
Student Life Editor meets a local boy by the name of Will Blakelee, played childish way made for a strangely awkward moment.
by Hemsworth in his first starring role in a major film. Oddly enough, it was Sparks who actually co-wrote the
Nicholas Sparks is known for novels that follow As the summer wears on, Ronnie finds her attitude script and although he wrote a best-selling novel, his
the themes of love and tragedy. With such books as towards her dad changing and realizes that she was turn as a screenwriter was not as successful. Cyrus
A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, Dear John wrong all along about the reasons why her father was also unable to show the proper emotion at the
and most recently, The Last Song, Sparks has made left. Those familiar with Sparks’ work know that his right times, remaining dry-eyed and merely sniffling
a name for himself by writing stories that appeal to novels usually have tragic twists. The Last Song is no loudly when tears should have been streaming down
a mostly female audience. Several of Sparks’ novels different. The surprise here is that Steve is terminally her cheeks. Although Cyrus was the star of the film, the
have made their way onto the big screen. This is true ill with stomach cancer, which was a major factor in screen stealer in this movie had to be Bobby Coleman,
for his newest book The Last Song. Starring Miley why he wanted his kids to visit. Upon learning of her who played Ronnie’s younger brother Jonah. Coleman
Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth and Greg Kinnear, it is the father’s illness, Ronnie decides to stay with him until may be remembered for his lead role in the movie
story of a girl’s evolving relationship with her father his death a few months later. Martian Child. Coleman played his character with
and the unexpected romance she finds on a summer As with most book to movie adaptations, The Last such emotion and intensity that he easily surpassed
vacation that she never wanted to take. Song left a lot to be desired. Without reading the Cyrus’ underwhelming performance.
Cyrus plays Ronnie Miller, a seventeen year old story, it may have been more appealing; however the It is difficult to be truly satisfied with any movie
girl whose mother sends her and her ten year old problem lies not only in the plot but also with the adaptation of a book. Sometimes Hollywood gets it
brother Jonah to Wilmington, North Carolina to visit acting. Hemsworth and Kinnear, hold their own, right and sometimes they miss the mark. Unfortunately
their estranged father, Steve, played by Kinnear. Steve portraying their characters as true to the book as is for director Julie Anne Robinson, The Last Song was
and Ronnie’s mother Kim, played by Kelly Preston in possible. Cyrus on the other hand seems lacking in the far from being as noteworthy as it could have been.

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a minor role, had gotten a divorce three years earlier acting department. Having had her own TV show for
and since that time Ronnie refused to speak with her several years, Cyrus is not new to acting, though her
father, believing that he had abandoned the family with performance in The Last Song may suggest otherwise.
no good reason. Angry and wanting desperately to go At times Cyrus’ portrayal of Ronnie appeared over

StudentLife
Hypnotist show brings about side-splitting laughter
speaking nonsense to audience members or to suddenly realize that they were Ker-
Jordan Middleton mit the frog. Other highlights included volunteers believing that Caine was missing
Staff Reporter the back half of his pants as he attempted to seat himself on their laps.
The Performing Arts Center was occupied with falcons all eager to be amazed echnical difficulties aside, and Caine had the whole PAC rolling with laughter by
at the hypnotist show on April 15th. After paying ten dollars admission and hav- the end. The volunteers were seated once more after Dr. Feel Good helped usher
ing hands stamped with a rocket stamp, students waited patiently for the show to them from their dazed stupor. Caine, in his final act, promised the volunteers that
begin. Shuffling into seats in groups of three or so, friends greeted friends as the it was up to them if they remember anything about the show. Although, for some of
excitement brewed. Behind the audience, however, the tech crew toiled anxiously the volunteers, forgetting what transpired might be a blessing. Skeptic or steadfast
at their post. Pressed for time, they tried to fix whatever technical difficulty that believer in hypnosis, the hypnotist show was a night of comedy and mysticism.
held up the show’s start for over half an hour.
Even after all glitches were taken care of, there was still a pre-show spectacle be-
fore the hypnotist took the stage. Senior Jener DaSilva grabbed the mic and, whip-
ping out a homemade sign, creatively asked his sweetheart to prom. This seemed
to tide over the restless crowd long enough.
Finally, with the tech crew ready, accomplished hypnotist Michael Caine, aka
Dr. Feel Good, began the show. Calling a variety of students to the stage for what
seemed a preliminary round of hypnosis, the soothing relaxation music began as
the volunteers took their seats onstage. After a few minutes of deep breathing and
listening to Caine’s pleasing baritones, most of the falcons seemed quite subdued.
But even after his command to ‘sleep!’ several students left the stage disappointed.
The remainders, however, were, unsurprisingly, all seniors.
This did not bode well for skeptics in the audience, such as sophomore Jake
Sumpter, who scoffed at the idea of hypnosis. “Of course it’s fake, just like that
Cirque du Soleil,” said Sumpter. Despite some skepticism, everyone at least en-
joyed the comedic aspect of the show. Watching the volunteers begin to smell a foul
stench at Caine’s command was rather amusing, but what truly added to the whole
experience was Caine’s agreeable sense of humor. Caine had appropriate comedic
timing as well as clear respect for all participants involved in his shenanigans.
Among the volunteers was senior Auric Kaur, who hardly remembers a bit of
what transpired while under Caine’s hypnosis. “All I remember was his voice… say-
ing to take ten steps into… relaxation.” Kaur said. “And that every time we heard
the audience laugh, to be more relaxed.” Seniors were also subject to such games Photo by Jordan Middleton
as having certain words such as ‘politics’ or ‘Muppets’ cause them to run around Seniors Nikole Weber and Jener DaSilva look dazed and confused at the hypnotist show.
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Haley Herbig waltzes her way to the top
McKenna Herron
Staff Reporter
Haley Herbig is a ninth grader who has ning dancers incorporating different types of
found her passion in this category. She took dances. The second is for the more advanced
up dancing about a year ago and has climbed dancers, Herbig’s position, with partners that
higher than many of her peers and at a much are professional dancers. The last part is the
faster pace as well. In about fourteen months, professionals putting on shows. “I really like
Haley has grown from a beginner to a tough it because we get to dance with and meet all
competitor and successfully reached the high the professionals. They’re really cool,” said
dancing levels. “I used to play volleyball,” said Herbig.
Herbig, “but, honestly, it doesn’t even com- Herbig has already won many awards in the
pare. I love dancing. Everyone in my family short amount of time that she has been com-
was really surprised, too; none of us stick with peting and has been told she’s a very talented
anything. They’re really impressed that I’ve dancer. Herbig recalled her favorite award
been able to keep go- and although it may not
ing for this long and
improve so much.”
“When you go out there be the fanciest it defi-
nitely has the most sen-
Latin and ballroom it’s like you’re on top timental value. “It was
dancing began to take my very first one which
place in Herbig’s life
of the world.” happened to take place
when she first discov- - Haley Herbig at my first competition.
ered a form of dance I got this trophy, it was
called Lindy Hop. “I plastic, but I remember
really liked it and just had to be apart of it,” everything so clearly so that’s probably my fa-
said Herbig. Her grandfather was also an elite vorite award,” said Herbig.
dancer. He won a jitterbug championship in Herbig says that she plans on continuing
the 1950s. with this throughout her life. She said that
Latin and ballroom dancing is an all-year she has made so many friends so far and is
requirement for Herbig and involves plenty constantly introduced to fascinating people
of dedication. Herbig practices two or more and dancers. Aside from her friendships, she
hours a week at the Clips Dance Studio and loves the exhilaration of dancing. “I love being
is also expected to keep up on her own time. out on the floor. When you go out there, it’s
Juggling schoolwork, social life, and dancing like you’re on top of the world. It’s amazing,
is a full time job for this student. Herbig de- I mean, everything about it is just indescrib-
scribed their competitions with three separate able,” said Herbig. Herbig hopes to climb even
parts. There are amateur, pro am, and profes- higher with ballroom dancing and sees herself Photo Curtesy of Haley Herbig
sional dancers. The first part consists of begin- very successful in the future. Haley Herbig dances the waltz with her professional partner.

German exchange student, Koenig, explores American culture

When visiting another country, things are very
Ryan Snyder different socially and economically. One of the
Staff Reporter things Koenig does not like is fast food. “I do not
Everyday close to 2000 students walk through like that American food makes [people] fat,” said
the halls. The same kids are seen that have been Koenig. “Everybody who comes here gains about
seen for the past number of years. There are how- 20 pounds.”
ever, some new shining faces that can be seen pe- Koenig is also an avid tennis player and a good
rusing the school. In the fall, a new student, look- one at that. She is currently on the junior varsity
ing for education, came walking through the doors tennis team. She likes to play tennis so she can
in search of her class. Her name is Maria Koenig. have fun and get exercise. She also plays “to meet
Koenig, a senior, arrived here from Germany people and to get away from home.”
at the beginning of the school year; she originally Koenig is taking the regular course load of six
started the year out at Auburn Mountain View, but classes; those include pre-calculus, juniors Eng-
came here at the start of second quarter. “I chose lish, photography, US history, chemistry, and
to come [to America] because it is a huge challeng- weightlifting. “I like my classes and my teacher,”
ing adventure and for my grade, it is really hard said Koenig. In any school year, at least one of
to find a placement at a university and they like it their classes will challenge students, but for Koenig
when people had a year in a foreign country,” said school proves easy. “It is easy for me here, because
Koenig. in Germany it is just way harder. […] At home, I
When exchange students come to America, they have to study a lot more and still get worse grades
stay with a host family, though Koenig seems to than here,” said Koenig.
have bad luck. “My first host family lived in the On June 23, Koenig will say goodbye to her
woods and was dirty and always left me alone and it friends and move back to Germany. “I am not re-
was just horror. My host family now is all right but ally going to miss being here,” said Koenig. When
Photo by Kaitlyn Miklancic not what you would call a place where you could walking down the hall, notice those new faces and
Maria Koenig is spending a year in Washington. stay longer than you have to,” said Koenig. maybe next time say, “hi”.
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Zhelezniak...more like “Brainiak”
Brian Benshoof
Staff Reporter

Zhelezniak. Ievgenii Zhelezniak. Yes, it sounds just as it is spelled. There is more to this
sophomore than just an unpronounceable name. Born in Ukraine and moving here when
he was 12, Ievgenii (or Eugene as he goes by) is known throughout the halls for being pos-
sibly the most advanced student to date.
Known by some as “the Ukrainian Einstein of today” Zhelezniak spends after school
hours in the math rooms reading ahead, writing the ‘warm-ups’ and teaching those strug-
gling to complete Algebra. “I am just trying to help out,” said Zhelezniak. He is one bad
man with a mean calculator.
Zhelezniak said his favorite part of math was “busting out his calculator an infinity
amount of times a day.” He also has taken a liking to pi. “I like knowing how stuff works.
It intrigues me,” said Zhelezniak. After school Zhelezniak is the best source for last minute
cramming and trying to figure out how a number can be imaginary. “He’s always here,
Eugene is my most devoted student,” said math teacher Virginia Milam.
Despite his reputation in the math department, chemistry and physics have grasped
Zhelezniak’s attention as well. Zhelezniak also is known for his strides to go beyond what
is required. For example, a simple health project transformed into a 55 minute presenta-
tion with Microsoft-worthy brochures and jam-packed with information on arteries, coro-
naries, and the circulatory system.
Of course, school is not the only thing Zhelezniak is interested in. “I enjoy hanging out
with friends, playing basketball and pickle-ball and watching movies,” said Zhelezniak.
Photo by Kaitlyn Miklancic This monster mastermind is not to be ignored. Maybe come finals time he could prove
Eugene Zhelezniak diligently works on a chemistry problem. to be a major help.

Puyallup Spring Fair brings fresh entertainment

ple came to show and sell things such Dock Dogs, a recent activity that is be-
Yasmin Abubakar as spinning fiber, spindles, books, and coming more and more popular. Dock
StudentLife Editor anything that could possible be needed Dog competitions are made up of con-
for yarn work. There was also a woman testants getting their dogs to jump as far
Hundreds of people gathered April While the diversity events took place, selling Angora rabbits whose fur is quite as possible into a pool of water.
15 through 18 for the 21st annual Spring the Spring Garden show was in full popular among spinners. For those who do not enjoy the crowds
Fair held at the Puyallup fairgrounds. swing. A variety of organizations dis- Aside from the three main events, of the Puyallup Fair, the Spring Fair,
The Spring Fair is a smaller version of played their plants and garden neces- there were the usual fair attractions having fewer crowds, is a pleasant al-
the well-known Puyallup Fair which sities, including a kiosk selling orchids with the exception of a few. The number ternative and provides just as much fun
runs in September. of all species. There was also a station of rides was less than the Puyallup Fair for all who attend. “It’s a nice afternoon
One of the themes for this year’s fair showcasing bonsai trees. Gardening and there were not as many celebrity outing without getting too exhausted,”
was cultural diversity. On April 17, stu- expert and celebrated author Mel Bar- performers. There were however, the said Falk.
dents of all ages from the Puyallup School tholomew was at the fair to talk about
District put on various acts highlight- his square-foot techniques. For Falk,
ing different cultures. Zeiger Elemen- this was a high point of the fair. “I en-
tary had a group joyed the display
who showcased on square-foot
Japanese Taiko “It’s a nice gardening because
drumming. There afternoon outing it is something I
was also a group would like to do
from Firgrove El- without getting too and it helped to
ementary who exhausted.” see how it was
played African constructed,” said
and steel drums. - Janet Falk Falk. In addition
Step teams from to Bartholomew,
Emerald Ridge and Rogers high school Seattle’s own Ciscoe Morris, host of the
performed as well. Fairgoer Janet Falk King 5 show, Gardening with Ciscoe,
watched the performances and enjoyed made a special appearance to speak
them thoroughly. “I though it was really with fairgoers.
nice to have all those schools perform In addition to the cultural perfor-
different cultural activities,” said Falk. mances and the garden show, there
In addition to the students, profession- was also the Sheppard’s Extravaganza.
als including Polynesian and Thai danc- Anything related to yarn work could be Photo by Yasmin Abubakar
ers took part in the cultural celebration. found at this event. From all over, peo- Janet Falk spinning at the Sheppard’s Extravaganza.
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Brewing coffee for a good cause

Kiley Throop
Staff Reporter
The Future Career and Community Leaders of America (FCCLA) serve students
steaming cups of coffee each morning. Members of the club not only gain work
experience, they also receive community service hours towards their culminating
project.
The process is rewarding for those who wish to help the community, as all the
proceeds go directly to charity. “This year we’re doing a middle health center called
Valley Cities, which helps homeless parents and their children, often those with dis-
abilities,” said FCCLA advisor Ms. Bell.
Bell recruits students involved in her Exploring Childhood and Careers with
Children classes; however, other students are allowed to join. Once signed up, the
new club members are able to start training right away. Current members have
gone through an intensive training process on how to make lattes. They also must
get a health card and learn how to count correct change.
The students work in small groups each morning to serve coffee. “The only time
we’re all together is at an after-school event, like parent-teacher conferences and
sometimes we work at games,” said Junior Kristin Lahaie.
The experience they have gained will help them in future careers. “I know a few
people who have gotten pretty high up in Starbucks, and this was a good founda-
tion for that,” said Lahaie. The group has also benefited many local charities and
will continue to do so each year. “We’ve done a lot of different local charities, such
as Children’s Therapy Center and Home’s Society,” said Bell.
In order to appeal to a higher demographic, the latte stand is thinking of expand-
ing their choices. Currently, they serve coffee and tea, but plan to add Italian sodas.
Photo by Megan Rogers “It’s good for people who don’t like coffee, they’re able to have more choices, which
Rachel and Kelsie Johnson serving coffee at the FCCLA station. would bring in more business,” said Freshman Brooke Lahaie.

Anime fans stay true to their passion supernatural drama, to shockingly adult content.
Cynthiann Heckelsmiller The settings span everywhere from past legends of
Co Editor-in-Chief Japanese culture, to futuristic dystopias. Storylines
The French may have invented the word, the are often more complex and abstract than Ameri-
Japanese originated the art form, but it is American can animated features. They typically center on am-
teens who took anime and turned it into the sub- biguous characters, and themes of nature, war, and
culture phenomenon it is today. Borrowed from the love. The most popular name in anime is undoubt-
French l’animé, anime is simply classified as the edly Hayao Miyazaki. The famed filmmaker has
Japanese style of cartooning. produced such classics as Totoro, Spirited Away,
For the Anime Club, defining anime is less clean- Princess Mononoke, and the recent Ponyo. “Any-
cut, and more of an art. Words are thing that comes out of your imagi-
not enough for this close-knit group “Anything that nation can be anime,” said O’Neal.
of students. To explain, half of the Thursday club meetings are a
group rushed advisor Mark Gaul’s
comes out of chance for anime-enthusiasts to
white board, armed with pens like your imagina- come together. “It’s popular among
katanas. The Pikachu-squeaking of those who want to appreciate Japa-
the markers blended with the chat-
tion can be nese culture,” said O’Neal. Mem-
ter of the artists. When they stepped anime.” bers and non-members alike are
back, senior Niki Rogers tried to invited to meetings. “We basically
explain the differences between
- Holly O’Neal watch anime, play word games, and
American and Japanese cartooning. have drawing contests,” said fresh-
“It’s more realistic, in a cartoonish way,” she said, man Matt Shepard.
motioning between her drawing of the footballish Though to club members, the culture of anime is
American icon, Stewie Griffin, and a club-mate’s an intensely interesting endeavor, to those outside
wide-eyed anime. “It’s a subtle difference.” the club, it is often termed “weird.” “In America, it’s
Despite layman’s belief, there is more to anime considered nerdy,” said O’Neal. “[They] equate it
than Pokemon, Digimon, and Sailor Moon. It is a to Star Trek.” Despite some discrimination, anime
veritable culture with its own legends, heroes, fash- fans remain hard core. Proudly, they show their de-
ions, books, music, and language. The artwork’s votion in clothing and the occasional cat-ear head-
style is both stylized and diverse. There are anime band. It is not so much a need to stand out, as it
for children, like Totoro and Pokemon. “Personally, is an expression of their interests. The nerd label
I got into it when Pokemon cards were popular,” slides off like water on a duck’s back. “I’m not re-
Artwork by Holly O’Neal
said club president Holly O’Neal. Anime grows with ally bothered by it,” said O’Neal. “I don’t care what
its followers, melding from adventure comedy, to people think.” An example of an amine drawing.
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Standings:

10-6
Baseball

15-1
Fastpitch Photo by Megan Rogers

0-3
Judo entlake
Spring Sports
3-6-3
Soccer

1-5
Tennis Photo by Michaela Mandala

0-4
Track
Photo by Michaela Mandala
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Tennis team serves up a new year
Erin Hunt
Staff Reporter
In most students’ lives, tennis balls have made an ap-
pearance at one time or another. For many, it may be chuck-
ing the green ball for a family pet or throwing it at younger sib-
lings. However, occasionally, tennis balls are actually put to use
for what they were originally intended; playing tennis. With the
girl’s tennis season, the Lady Falcons are racketing their way to
success.
Senior captain Christine Rushton said, “We didn’t do so great
last year. We had strong individual players but not so much as a
team. This year is looking unexpectedly better.” Not only is this
likely to be a strong season, it should also carry into next year.
According to sophomore Kara Ikeda, “We are motivated and have
a good base of players [this year]. Also, there are only a couple
seniors so we’re going to move up with almost the
same team next year.” Coach Debo-
rah Raghubeer said, “We have
a very, very young team.
There is learning involved and also
a lot of team learning, like how to compete as a
team and individually.” Raghubeer also points out that she
believes the team will be able to compete at a higher level this
year.
Another difference this year is a key to many teams; good
chemistry. Rushton said, “In past years we’ve had really bad situ-
ations [concerning team chemistry] – a lot of negativity.” She
also points out how challenging it is to have a team atmosphere
in tennis since the sport is either individual or partners. “But this
year,” said Rushton, “everyone is positive and excited to play.
We’ll see as the season progresses whether good team chemistry
will help everyone perform better individually.” Other girls on
the team seem to agree with their captain that the team aspect is
a plus this year. Sophomore Kimmy Williams said, “My favorite
part of tennis is the people because everyone is friendly and fun
to be around.” The girls also do team bonding together, which
Ikeda said “is a great way to get to know each other.” Besides the
relaxation of being around enjoyable people, tennis itself adds to
tension relief. Ruston said, “[My favorite part of tennis] is hitting
a really good power shot that blows right by your opponent – it’s
awesome. It’s a really nice stress reliever too.”
Hopefully, with the combination of chemistry and a strong
group of players, the tennis team will finish with success. Rush-
ton optimistically said, “We’ve never sent anyone from the girl’s Photos by Michaela Mandala
team to state, but it is possible this year.”

Fastpitch hits on successful season to this season with strong talent and a The team knows that winning the have at least two players for each posi-
Megan Rogers determined attitude that just might be battle to state will not be an easy one. tion so we’re pretty well stacked.” After
Photographer what the team needs to get back to state. When asked about the toughest com- the performances during their last three
“We have a really great group of kids and petitors Weber said, “Kentwood might games, the team looks like their ready
Fastpitch has high hopes for this on- I think they’re really motivated because be one of our biggest rivals and TJ; TJ is for anything. “We played really good.
coming season. With a record of 16-7 last year pretty good, Even when we were down we still came
last season, the Falcons are hoping for we didn’t they beat back and got a lot of runs. We beat one
redemption. Senior captain Nikole We- make it to “…we didn’t make it [to state] last us last year. of the better teams [Lake Washington]
ber said, “…we didn’t make it [to state] state af- And Ken- 10-6,” said Robinson. For the most part
last year, but I know we can.” ter being
year, but I know we can.” tridge I the Falcons have been playing fairly
The team is led by senior captain We- there six -Nikole Weber would say a flawlessly. “We just need to not give up
ber and junior captain Jessie Richard- years and little bit, but unearned runs and extra outs and play
son. They seem to be shaping up into a the fact not as bad.” solid defense by completing routine
force to be reckoned with. “[The team] is I think last year we came up a little So far the Falcons have been off to plays,” said sophomore Alexis Engman.
looks good. […] I really like what I see short, usually we’re a state ready type a good start going 7-1 league and 11-1 Show the team your support by going
as far as the attitude and the effort and I of team and I think the kids have been non league. Freshman Alligha Robin- out to the field and believing in them as
think that we need to just keep working trying really hard in the off season and son said, “I think that we’ll have a pretty much as they believe in themselves. “
hard,” said head coach Greg Kaas. they’re looking to get some revenge,” good season […] we have one of the best […] everybody supports each other and
The players have a lot to look forward said Kaas. pitchers [Weber] in the league and we believes we can do it,” said Engman.
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Judo members, few but fierce strongest judo programs for years, hav-
Jacob Langholz ing had multiple state attendees such
Staff Reporter as Caitlyn Johnston in the 2008-2009
year.
“Hyughh...Whump!” is the sound of Despite the smaller number of ath-
an opposing judo member hitting the letes, the program is still relatively suc-
floor after a powerful throw. Judo is a cessful. This is in part due to the men-
sport comprised of the concept, and art, tality of the program. “It’s all just about
of getting the defeating the
opponent to enemy. If
hurt.
This mar-
“If you can’t take a you lose, you
are going to
tial
requires
sport
a hit, judo isn’t your hurt. A lot,”
said Morse.
large amount “One of our
of strength,
endurance,
sport. You have to main goals
is to crush
and most of
all, self con- be tough.” the enemy,
in fact that
trol. Senior is the main
and captain
David Morse
-David Morse goal,”
Morse.
said
In
said, “[Judo] essence this
is basically just learning the best way is the goal of most competitive sports,
to beat your enemy while fighting him.” however in judo, this takes on a new
Each round does not last long, which re- meaning. The goal is to actually smash
quires each athlete to think as quickly as the opponent into the floor and keep
they can. In the end, the victor is the one them there.
who can think best on their feet. There is an occupational hazard to the
One of the main issues of judo is the sport. It is not against the rules to hurt
enrollment, as not too many people are the opponent. “That is probably my fa-
aware of it or understand what it entails. vorite part,” said Morse, “just throwing
Morse said, “We have a lot of good up a guy down to the ground as hard as I
and coming athletes, I think they will can and hearing him go ‘ughh…’ is one
be pretty good, but they still have some of the most satisfying feelings that I get.
stuff to learn.” This is one of the tough- It is one of the main reasons that I enjoy
er parts of any sport, finding members the sport so much.”
who are passionate and dedicated to the Judo is a challenging sport. It takes
sport. Fortunately, judo has a number real athletes. “If you can’t take a hit, judo
Photo by Michaela Mandala of these dedicated members. isn’t your sport. You have to be tough,”
Judo participants use throws to upset their opponents and win matches. In fact, Kentlake has had one of the said Morse.

NCAA rule changes frustrate fans, hobble talented players

symbols. Many players like Tim Tebow, Reggie Bush, running to the end zone and starts to high-step at the
Jason Hirschey and Caz Piurowski partook in decorating their faces five yard line and succeeds in reaching the end zone.
Sports Opinion Writer with modern war paint. As the first to write on the Previously the play would result in a touchdown and
black of the eye, Bush famously wrote “619” and “S-E” the penalty would affect the ensuing play. Now the
Over the course of sports history, rule changes have in accolade to his hometown near San Diego. Tebow penalty will be assessed at the spot of the foul, in this
revolutionized various games. However, college foot- often referenced biblical passages, like, “Mark 8:36,” case, the five yard line. The fifteen yard penalty now
ball, governed by the NCAA, has been notorious for to inspire and find a special connection. Other players moves the ball to the twenty yard line and no points
awkward rule changes. On April 15 the NCAA’s Play- adorn themselves with school logos and nicknames. are awarded. The reason: the NCAA wants all play-
ing Rules Oversight Panel, or PROP, approved three The act is harmless, but the NCAA does not like it. ers to display the utmost respect and sportsmanship.
new rule changes to collegiate football. The reason: now the NCAA believes that this craze With the new rule, they hope to cut the amount of
The rule: a ban on wedge blocks during kickoffs. of eye-blacking has gotten out of hand. They believe unsportsmanlike conduct by threatening to eliminate
Official ordinance says that when a team is receiving a that taunting and cursing is the next step and wish to points. The verdict: understandable. I see how the
kickoff, no two players may be within two yards of each stop before it can start. Unfortunately, the NCAA is NCAA wants to cut back the taunting, but when some-
other shoulder-to-shoulder regardless of any contact blind to the meanings these little black stickers and one scores a touchdown, he should have a ten second
that may or may not happen during the play. There is grease stripes hold. Withholding this special form of grace period to do whatever silly dance or celebration
a fifteen yard penalty for such an atrocity. The reason: expression is cruel to the players who choose to use it they want as long as he stays respectful to the opposing
NCAA conducted studies showed that twenty percent properly. In 2005 Rey Maualuga wrote “RIP DAD” in players he just beat.
of all injuries occurring on kickoffs result in concus- honor of his father who lost his battle with cancer and Why is the NCAA insisting that there be all these
sions. So, the NCAA hopes to protect the players and now the NCAA wants to take away that form of visual new rules? These newest rules discipline players for
create a safe environment by eliminating big hits that reason and remembrance that athletes play with. The individually and showing outstanding ability. Athletes
often occur. But, how will they govern this fine line, verdict: awful, maybe monitoring would be more ap- need not have their hands held. I say strip down the
will referees be carrying measuring sticks? Or will propriate, but a full-scale ban is ridiculous. rulebook and play with the minimum. The NCAA is
there be a supposed honor system? The verdict: bad, The rule: beginning in 2011, penalties for taunting moving in the wrong direction and my patience is run-
it just makes football seem even wimpier. will be assessed from the spot of the foul and will elim- ning thin. What’s next, no trick plays because of illegal
The rule: banning eye black containing messages or inate any score on the play. For example, a player is deception?
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Ducay triumphs in triathlons
Erin Hunt
Staff Reporter
Pasco Invitational
Track athletes showcase skills at regional event
Many people work hard to perform exceptionally at
something. Some may excel at playing an instrument,
long distance running, or solving differential equa-
tions. However, it is unlikely to find someone who is
adept at all three. One person at Kentlake does have
the ability to excel at multiple things – and she utilizes
this ability in a three in one event. Senior Leslie Ducay
plans to run her fifth triathlon this summer and antici-
pates many more in the future.
Triathlons consist of three sections: 1500 yards of
swimming, 30 miles of biking, and 3.5 miles of run-
ning. Training is intense. Ducay said, “I swim 1500
yards, bike 30 miles, and run 3.5 miles. This is over a
week and takes about 5 hours a day.” Clearly, Ducay has
worked hard to develop conditioning for such long dis-
tances and over such different events. She does point
out her least favorite part of the race. “[The hardest
part] is the swimming because my wetsuit chokes me.

“I swim 1500 yards, bike 30 miles, and

run 3.5 miles.”
-Leslie Ducay

And there is like 1000 bodies in the water, so you have

to try not to kick anyone in the face or knock people
out,” Ducay said. In contrast, her favorite part is “run-
ning because after the run you get to finish, and every-
one is screaming your name and you get a medal”.
Ducay works hard in training in order to achieve
success in races. She said, “I do [triathlons] for fun,
but if there are other girls my age it gets competitive
– I try to kick butt.” Another thing that helps her do
well is that she gets a lot of support from my family
and friends. Photo courtesy of Alex Straus
Many people wonder why anyone would subject
themselves to this brutal race. Ducay said, “[I started Alex Straus prepares for the Pasco Invitational by practicing his high jump skills.
doing triathlon’s because] I wanted to challenge my-
Matt Davis Straus achieved tenth in the high jump. “It was
self because my whole life was you can’t do anything
Staff Reporter really hot…so it made good weather to make good
because you’re short. I needed to prove to myself that
marks,” said team captain Straus. There were many
no matter what anyone says and no matter what your Drenching rain, howling wind, scorching sun, others who placed well, such as, the girls’ distance
size you can do anything you set your mind to.” and intense exhaustion are extraordinary condi- medley team, who placed nineteenth.
This determination has carried over into other as- tions that the average person does not have to It takes more than just natural talent to do this
pects of Ducay’s life as well. Ducay said, “[Doing tri- endure. Certain individuals, however, experience well at such a prestigious event. Varela said, “It
athlons] has helped me with college scholarship. I’ve their every day in this manner. Commonly known took hard work and lots of practice that I some-
been trying to win scholarships and they taught me to as track athletes, these brave souls may be crazy. times didn’t want to do. It also took a lot of men-
be tenacious about them.” She also emphasized again Every year, these athletes compete against other tal preparations and trying races like the 400 that
how the triathlon has empowered her to be able to do schools while striving to set I didn’t want to do at first.”
anything. personal records as well as a She especially pushed her-
Ducay plans to make triathlons a part of her life for
an extremely long time. She said, “I’m planning to run
much larger goal. They push “...these brave souls self at practice to place in
themselves in order to qual- three different events. Not
triathlons till I’m seventy – or older.” ify for the prestigious Pasco may be crazy.” to mention, with so much
Invitational, which was held hard work, the athletes even
on April 17. surprised themselves. “My
This local, special track and field invitational goals were to do my best and finish first in the 400.
has been held in Washington since 1962. In order I went above and beyond my original goals and I
to qualify for the numerous events, athletes must did win the 400,” said Varela.
achieve specific race times or distances based on At the end of the weekend, the athletes truly felt
their individual event. Fifty schools compete from proud of themselves and what they accomplished.
all over Washington, Idaho, and Oregon for plaques There were many familiar faces there, from Kent-
and medals throughout the events. lake and beyond, and each athlete performed well.
Kentlake was well represented by numerous “I feel that we all did our best and performed well.
athletes. In total, there were 13 competitors that I am especially pleased with our girls’ team, we
went; nine girls and four boys. The girls as a whole placed twelfth overall and that is great consider-
placed twelfth out of all. Individually, sophomore ing we only had nine of us competing,” said Varela.
Photo courtesy of Leslie Ducay Madelayne Varela won a state record first in the She was not the only one content; Straus said, “I
Leslie Ducay getting ready for a triathalon. 400 meter, fifth in the 200 meter, and fourth in think we could have done a little better, but overall
the 100 meter. Also, junior captain Alex “Bones” I was pleased with it.”
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