Harry Potter Pick

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines
 I'd like you to be my whore-crux.

 Don't u know why its called the shrieking shack?
 Did you say Petrificul Totallus? 'Cuz I'm stiff.
 are you a dementor 'cuz i can feel your kiss coming
 Sirius: hey baby, you ever done it doggy style?
 I could stupefy you all night long.
 Are you a herbologist? Because I need someone to uproot my mandrake.
 you can slytherin me anytime :)
 be careful when sticking your magical wand in to a chamber of secrets... you might get
hogwarts
 i may have the Hand of Glory, but i'd rather have your Body of Pleasure!
 Girl, you could make Dumbledore go straight again.
 want to see my goblets of fire?
 Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
 ride my firebolt and we'll find the golden snitch together
 how would you like to be called mertle? because i could get you moaning. ;]
 I could be your house elf... I'd serve you forever and I wouldn't need any clothes!
 Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
 If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
 did you say wingardium leviosa? cause you got me rising
 Are you the heir of Slytherin? 'Cause I'd totally put my basilisk into your chamber of
secrets.
 My name may not be Luna, but I sure do know how to love good!
 I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.
 Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
 I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!
 I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
 Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
 You don't need defense against my dark arts.
 Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
 You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
 What do you say we disapparate out of here?
 I'm not a death eater but I do like to eat something else...
 My dick's a portkey to your wildest dreams.
 Hey baby wanna help me tame my dragon?
 Wanna check out my whomping willow?
 Do you know how the Shrieking Shack got its name? Lets find out ;)
 fuck percy, i'm the real HEADBOY at hogwarts
 hey wanna be my prisoner of azkaban? we can make it sirius black in there.
 Our prayers have been answered!
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 there's more than one forbidden forrest at hogwarts
 Ive got a not so weeping willow for you girl!
 people call my wand magic for a reason
 im ron, your hermione, lets make magggiiicc
 I'm like a chocolate frog, there's only one good jump in me...
 There's a troll in my dungeon!
 You're prefect for me.
 NO you cannot beat my quaffle!
 They don't call me 'Madam Hooch' for nothing...
 can i put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?
 Hey, baby, I'm just Professor Lupin: active during the full moon ♥
 You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact
measurements, my dick.
 Im exploding like a blast ended skrewt....
 If you cast your spells right, we could make some magic together!
 Cedric's diggory. Harry's philosopher's stone's.
 I'd Dumble your dore
 I don't keep my sword in a hat.
 let's play quiditch together.....u'll get to see my balls
 i don't have an invisibility cloak on but can i visit your restricted area?
 Is that a wand in my pocket or am I just happy to see you
 Watch out my Horntial spits fire!
 Hey baby, wanna come for a ride on my Hogwarts Express?
 I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
measurements.
 Now you know how moaning myrtle got her name...
 You must be on the Philosiphers stone cause you haven't aged a day
 So how about it? My dungeon or yours?
 I've been whomping my willow thinking about you
 I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i'll open
wide for you
 dont bother saying expelliamus, ill give you my wand
 You know, Umbridge isn't the only tightass in Hogwarts
 do you know the aguamenti charm, cuz i just got wet!
 Are you a dementor? When we kissed you stole a part of my soul.
If you were a Nimbus 2000 I'd ride you all night long.
Can I unlock your chamber of secrets?
If you were Professor Lupin, I'd be the moon so I could watch you change.
 I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted
section?
 lets play quiditch, cause i wanna ride your broom.
 if you left it would feel like cast the avada kedavra curse and split my soul in half
 one night with me, and Myrtle won't be the only one that's moaning
 you do realize that if Draco and Hermione ever DID hook up, their "naughty/dirty talk"
would be something like this: "You filthy mudblood! Now you KNOW your place is
under me!"
 Your Slytherin snake and my Gryphondor kitten should get together...
 you can only use parseltongue in my chamber of secrets
 do ya wanna parsle-tongue my snake?
 go ahead, tickle the knot on my whomping willow
 my forbidden forest is so big you'll have to use floo powder
 It's true, quidditch players often have 4 feet of wood between their legs
 you know platform 9 and 3/4, i know something else with those same measurements
 would you like to see my 12 inch wand?
 Hey, baby. Want to see my magic wand?
 Who cast a sexifying charm on you?
 You can tame my Hungariam Horntail any time.
 Care to go for a ride on my Firebolt?
 Is that a wand in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?
 Do you like quidditch, 'cuz I want to catch your golden snitch.
 No, I didn't cast a growth charm on myself. I'm naturally that huge.
 I'm hung like a hippogriff.
 Me and Hagrid are a lot alike, except I'm only half-giant downstairs.
 I got 10 O.W.L.'s in Magical Sexology.
 Those pants look awfully uncomfortable. So does that shirt. If you like, I can transfigure
those off for you.
 I like to do it skrewt-style. Do you?
 I'm the heir if Slytherin so let me into your Chamber of Secrets.
 I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.
 Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?
 Whoa! I didn't know any vela lived around here.
 You are the portkey to my heart.
 I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.
 Do you have a Harry Potter?
 Well, I'm a gryffindor, but something in my pants is definitely a-slytherin....
 Shall we play put the sorting hat on the slytherin?
 Want to see what else I've got shaped like a lightning bolt?
 Hey Draco...how long did you say your wand was again?
 hey harry...can i ride on your broomstick.?
 let's play quiditch together.....u'll get to see my balls
 its not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it
 hey how'd you like to help me polish my wand
 i've got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not nagini
 let'd play quidditch. you grab my quaffles and i'll find your snitch.
 Save a broom, ride a quiditch player
 It's true, quidditch players often have 4 feet of wood between their legs
 We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
 I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted
section?
 I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
 My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
 You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
 Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did?
Would you be ready in five minutes?
 Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
 If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I'd score with you.
 I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.
 Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
 You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric
Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
 Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?
 Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
 Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking
more one wizard and two witches.
 I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
 If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
 Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
 I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
 How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
measurements.
 A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

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 I'd like you to be my whore-crux.

Can I unlock your chamber of secrets?

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