The Terrible Two Activity Guide

GUIDE TO
among other things

MAKING YOUR OWN
Pranking Notebook!
THE BOOK IN QUES
TION
INCLUDES ONE CRISP,

NEW DOLLAR BILL!*
Based on the book by
MAC BARNETT
and JORY JOHN
ILLUSTRATED BY
KEVIN CORNELL
*There is no dollar bill.
from AMULET BOOKS, New Yor

k
www.terribletwo.com
Welcome, good people,
to the Terrible Twos Guide

to Making Your Own Pranking notebook, which we will henceforth refer by its
acronym, TTGtMYOPN, and which we will pronounce ti-teg-ta-my-o-pin. Say it
with us! Great. Now, this Activity Book has been really fun to make, and we learned
a lot along the way. Like, for instance: the thing we found out about the word
TTGtMYOPN is that after we encoded it with a proprietary steganophographic
encoder ring, hand-delivered the encoded message to Chicago by non-Amtrak
train in the dark of night, and secretly coerced our our old college roommate, Pete
(who really needs to figure out what hes doing with his life), into decoding it without
even realizing hed received it, and then absentmindedly speaking the sounds aloud
to himselfthat the word, TTGtMYOPN, sounded, to Petes newish-but-alreadyserious girlfriend, Hannah, like the Esperanto word for fine-leather-shoe-ofexcellent-craftsmanship-but-not-really-my-style. Now, Petes girlfriend,
Hannah, had spent some time WWOOFing in the ancestral home of Esperanto
before settling down in Chicago to work as a nanny while interning at a public
radio stationand, after consulting her blog entries from her farmer days, various
dictionaries, and no less than three Official Chicago City Linguists, found out that
TTGtMYOPN literally is that word in Esperanto. TTGtMYOPN literally means
fine-leather-something-something-something-etc. Its true. Go ahead. Look it
up yourself. Or, wait. Dont do that right now. Right now, weve got an activity
book to get through.
HERES WHAT YOULL FIND INSIDE
1. A guided activity that walks kids through making their
own Pranking Notebook.
2. Sample worksheets and mini-games for kids to play with.
3. Reading suggestions.
4. Some other things.
TO START
Welcome kids to the space.
Ask if they know what pranks are, if theyve ever done any pranks
before, or if theyve heard any great prank stories.
Encourage them. Get excited, like, Wow, you guys know a lot about
pranksbut there is still a lot to learn. Explain that today youll be making Pranking Notebooks. But before you do that, you should read from
The Terrible Two so they can get a sense of what pranking is all about.
READING
Read the first four chapters (theyre shortabout eight mins altogether),
which will give a sense of the main character, and the humor of the book.
WORKSHEETS
After youre done, you can pass out the worksheets and lead kids through
each part.
The first part is how to make the cover (15-20 mins). Covers are important. What makes for a good cover? Something boring. Encourage kids
to think of boring examples and make the most BORING-looking covers
they can.
Once the covers are completed, circle back and have kids share their
ideas.
After the covers are done, there are interior pages to fold and fill out.
Once those are completed, bind the books using rubber bands.
THE OATH
Lead the kids through the Pranksters Oath. Swear them to secrecy, and
youre done.
SUPPLIES
Art supplies. Pens, paper, etc. Child-safe scissors.
Rubber bands to bind the books.
Packet (pages that follow, to print and hand out).
rubber
band
FOLDED
BOOK
GUIDE TO
among other things
MAKING YOUR OWN
Pranking Notebook!
INCLUDES ONE CRISP,
NEW DOLLAR BILL!*
*Does NOT contain a dollar bill. Where did you hear that?
MAKING YOUR OWN
Pranking notebook
STEP ONE
Design your cover.
STEP TWO
Cut, fold, and fill in your inside pages.
STEP THREE
Take a year off to learn the ancient
art of celestial navigation.
STEP FOUR
Set out to sea with a rowdy but kindhearted
band of pirates, to seek adventure and fortune.
STEP FIVE
Return after many long years away.
STEP SIX
Pick up where you left off with the notebook,
binding the pages with a rubber band.
STEP Seven
Take the Pranksters Oath.
STEP EIGHT
Now go home. Seriously, get outta here. This
event is officially over. Thanks.
DESIGNING YOUR
COVER
THE THING ABOUT DESIGNING A GOOD COVER for
your Pranking Notebook is that it should be BORING. Like, excruciatingly boring. On a scale of one to ten, from least to most boring,
your cover should be a five. Or a six. Because a one or a ten would be
much too interesting.
BELOW and on the following page are some example covers you
could use to cover your Pranking Notebook. Cut, fold, and color them
in. Suggested colors for coloring them include: Beige, Taupe, Mauve,
Gray, Fluorescent Gray, and Hot Beige.
FOLD HERE
CUT HERE
AN
INSIDE YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT

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ANNOTATED HISTORY
OF
KIDNEY
BEANS
LIKE, A MILLION
PAGES ABOUT IT
AS WE SAID BEFORE, THERE ARE,
BY
LIKE, AN ENDLESS NUMBER

/&PAGES ABOUT IT!
DR. GARY GRAY
PUBLISHERS OF FINE BOOKS ABOUT KIDNEY

BEANS (AND ONCE WE PUBLISHED ONE BOOK
ABOUT DOGS AS A FAVOR TO AN OLD FRIEND)
FOLD HERE
KIDNEY & BEAN
4(%#2)4)#3!2%LUKEWARM AT BEST!
#14 on the New Paltz Times Pretty-Good-Seller List for One Day!
This is in my top five (out of five) favorite

books on the subject.
IT
DRY YET?
BUT IS
David Obama [not related to the president]
I found the book fairly okay at times.

Edra Erdrich, Author of But Has It Dried Yet?
A Beginners Guide to Watching Paint Dry
I actually might be related to the president.
David Obama (AgainNOT related to the president

and, actually, we only got him to give a blurb because we
thought he was related to the president, but it turns out that
not only is he not related to the president, hes probably not even
a real person. Sorry, David.)
Dont worry about it. I see where

youre coming from.
David Obama (surprisingly chill guy)
A Beginners Guide to
7!4#().'0!).4$29
Also in this series
by
HOW TO WATCH GRASS GROW
Edra Erdrich
COUNTING SAND:
LIKE, AS A FULL-TIME JOB
BEIGE: HOW ONE COLOR CHANGED
AMERICAN HISTORY
CUT HERE
FOLD HERE
GREAT PRANKS
THROUGHOUT HISTORY
MOUNT OLYMPUS, ANCIENT GREECE: The god Zeus really knew how
to COMMIT to a prank. He would literally shape-shift his body for a
good trick. He also threw lightning bolts at earthlings, which, though
technically not a prank, is still pretty cool.
ANCIENT CLEVELAND, OHIO: Recently excavated sites beneath modernday Cleveland, Ohio, show evidence of dinosaurs fondness for practical
jokes. Archaeologists theorize that dinosaur practical jokes could have
included the classic, Look behind you, theres a giant fireball flying out
of the sky that will wipe out all life, and putting things way up high and
asking a T. rex to try and get them down with its tiny, tiny arms.
MORE GREAT PRANKS
THROUGHOUT HISTORY
HOKKAIDO, JAPAN, 1773: Okay, so this one prank happened on the outskirts of Hokkaido, Japan, involving a farmer, a Samurai warrior, and a truly hilarious swapping of some light green
tea with some slightly LIGHTER GREEN tea. And, I mean, you
can see where this is going, right? You cant? Well, maybe you just
had to be there.
MODERN CLEVELAND, OHIO: Recently, an unknown person claiming to be an archaeologist by the name of Dr. Old Q. McDonald
replaced all of the results from months of archaeological digs with
fake notes indicating that dinosaurs were capable of practical jokes.
Dinosaurs probably did not engage in practical jokes. Just saying.
USE THESE BLANK COVERS TO MAKE YOUR OWN

FOLD HERE
CUT HERE
critics arE saying
by
Components of
THE SECRET HANDSHAKE
Pranking is so much more fun with a partner. You need to find

someone you can trust. Someone who complements your style and shares
your views on correct pranking behavior. Once youve chosen someone
someone to walk the walk of the Prankster with you, youll need to develop a secret handshake.
A SHORT LIST OF POSSIBLE MOVES
Fist Bump, High Five, Low Five, High/Low (1-4) Five, Standard Shake,
Left-handed Standard, Behind-the-back Shake, Finger Snap, Foot Shake,
Jazz Hands Shake, Country Music Hands Shake, Chest Bump, Belly
Bump, Subtle Wink, Not-So-Subtle Wink, Double Wink, Full-Body Turn,
Reverse Turn, Somersault, Flip, Cartwheel, and Back Flip.
In the blanks provided, combine moves from the list above, or make up your own. Practice your
handshake with a partner until its second nature. Once youve memorized it, destroy this paper.
MAKING YOUR
INSIDE PAGES
The next two pages you can use for the inside of your Pranking
Notebook. All you have to do is fold them into fourths, and answer
the questions to get started on your pranking career. BONUS: You
can hide super-secret information, codes, maps, and more on the
inside of the folded pages!
Once youve completed your pages, wrap the RUBBER BAND around
the pages, and youve got a book!
*A goat is what pranksters call their victims.

To be a goat, someone has to have it coming.
5.
most goat-likE trait
namE
namE
4.
namE
3.
namE
2.
namE
1.
No self-respecting Pranking Notebook should ever be without at least a

couple pages covered with hastily drawn things connected with dotted
lines. You can draw elements of your prank in the circles provided.
Finally, a plaec to keep track of your goats.*
DIAGRAMS
FOLD HERE
POSSIBLE GOATS
FOLD HERE
MISSION NAME GENERATOR
USEFUL TERMINOLOGY
YAK
Someone who brags about pranking.
RAT
Someone who squeals on a fellow prankster.
GOAT
Someone who should be pranked.
Choose one word from each column (or add your own) to come up
with your secret mission name.
OPERATION
Mayonnaise
LOCKER
TERRIBLE
Lunch Money
MARATHON
HUMONGOUS
Locker Room
FREAKOUT
PURPLE
Squirrel
MIND-BENDING
Justice
LIFE-WARPING
Austro-Hungarian
HYPERBOLIC
Sandwich
PUDDLE
MAELSTROM
SPOILER
COMEBACK
WHO MAKES A GOOD GOAT?

Despots
Tyrants
Preeners
Egomaniacs
School Principals
The
Write your sample Mission Name here.
FOLD HERE
NOTES
NOTES
NOTES
FOLD HERE
NOTES
DOING YOUR
RESEARCH
Once you have your Pranking Notebook assembled, you can use it to
collect research on pranks, schemes, plots, and, of course, potential pranking victims.
You can also use it to collect recipes, distractedly doodle, or to lay over
your eyes to block out the sun when taking an afternoon nap. Recipes
aside, one of the most important things you will collect in the Pranking Notebook will be your observations. A good prank is well-tailored
to its recipient. A keen sense of observation and an eye for detail is key
to crafting a prank that will really get the goat of your Goat. Below
are some exercises to help you become the best observer you can be.
MEMORY VS OBSERVATION
In the space below, draw a picture of
your favorite animal (or a pet) from
MEMORY.
Now, look at a picture of the animal (or

the real thing) and draw what you
OBSERVE.
Do you notice anything different about the two pictures? When you actually LOOKED
at the animal you were drawing, what DETAILS did you see?
USING ALL OF YOUR SENSES
Describe each item on the right using
only one sense (SIGHT, SMELL, TASTE,
TOUCH, or SOUND). Try to get a friend
to guess what the thing is, using only one
sense.
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SWEATER
MAKING YOUR
SECRET CODE
It is a well-known fact in certain circles* that coded messages
are an easy way to keep TOP SECRET information from falling into
the wrong hands. If you are planning on working with a partner on your
pranks, a secret code is KEY to a succesful mission. Use the tools below
to make your own secret code so you can avoid detection.
One of the most effective codes is called a Substitution Cipher.
Sounds fancy, right? Its simple, really. Just replace one letter or number
from the alphabet with another random letter or number, and use your
new mixed-up alphabet to write your message! Pick letters from the set on the right,
below (cross them out as you go so you dont accidentally double up) and enter them
into the key provided. Once youve mixed up all of the letters, practice your code by
translating the words below.
Mix up the letters and
numbers from the righthand column
*Mostly pranking circles.
K
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Y
A=
B=
C=
D=
E=
F=
G=
H=
I=
J=
K=
L=
M=
N=
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P=
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U=
V=
W=
X=
Y=
Z=
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PRACTICE YOUR CODE BY TRANSLATING THE WORDS BELOW
SILLY = _ _ _ _ _
TURN = _ _ _ _
STRING = _ _ _ _ _ _
BACK. = _ _ _ _ _
RUNNING = _ _ _ _ _ _ _
THIS IS = _ _ _ _ _ _
SERIOUSLY = _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
NOT A = _ _ _ _
LOW = _ _ _
JOKE. = _ _ _ _ _
Cross ou
t as
you go.
the
pranksters
oath
On my honor I will do my best

To be good at being bad;
To disrupt, but not destroy;
To embarrass the dour and amuse the merry;
To devote my mind to japes, capers,
shenanigans, and monkey business;
To prove the world looks better turned
upside down;
For I am a prankster.
So be it.
HERE ARE SOME GREAT
PRANK SUPPLIES
0''*$*"-4$)00ANNOUNCEMENT
CUT HERE
Take home an important message from school.
HERE ARE SOME GREAT
PRANK SUPPLIES
URGENT
to
While You Were Out

mEssagE
call back
try again latEr
do nothing
pick nosE
Eat a sandwich
smEll socks
Cut this out and leave a fake phone

message for someone in an office.
HERE ARE SOME GREAT
PRANK SUPPLIES
MANDATORY
PARENT VOLUNTEER
OPPORTUNITY
FOLD HERE
THIS WEEKEND
CUT HERE
Write your special message in the space provided.
AND THAT, PEOPLE, IS
THE END.
Pick up your very own copy of
THE TERRIBLE TWO

by MAC BARNETT
and JORY JOHN
with illustrations by
KEVIN CORNELL
for lots more prank-filled excitement!
(and lots more cows!)
www.terribletwo.com

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GUIDE TO

among other things

THE BOOK IN QUES

INCLUDES ONE CRISP,

Based on the book by

from AMULET BOOKS, New Yor

Welcome, good people,

to the Terrible Twos Guide

MAKING YOUR OWN

INSIDE YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT

AS WE SAID BEFORE, THERE ARE,

LIKE, AN ENDLESS NUMBER

DR. GARY GRAY

PUBLISHERS OF FINE BOOKS ABOUT KIDNEY

KIDNEY & BEAN

This is in my top five (out of five) favorite

David Obama [not related to the president]

I found the book fairly okay at times.

I actually might be related to the president.

David Obama (AgainNOT related to the president

Dont worry about it. I see where

Also in this series

HOW TO WATCH GRASS GROW

MORE GREAT PRANKS

USE THESE BLANK COVERS TO MAKE YOUR OWN

critics arE saying

THE SECRET HANDSHAKE

Pranking is so much more fun with a partner. You need to find

*A goat is what pranksters call their victims.

most goat-likE trait

most goat-likE trait

most goat-likE trait

most goat-likE trait

most goat-likE trait

No self-respecting Pranking Notebook should ever be without at least a

Finally, a plaec to keep track of your goats.*

MISSION NAME GENERATOR

Someone who squeals on a fellow prankster.

Someone who should be pranked.

WHO MAKES A GOOD GOAT?

Write your sample Mission Name here.

Now, look at a picture of the animal (or

*Mostly pranking circles.

PRACTICE YOUR CODE BY TRANSLATING THE WORDS BELOW

On my honor I will do my best

HERE ARE SOME GREAT

Take home an important message from school.

HERE ARE SOME GREAT

While You Were Out

Cut this out and leave a fake phone

HERE ARE SOME GREAT

Write your special message in the space provided.

AND THAT, PEOPLE, IS

THE TERRIBLE TWO

(and lots more cows!)

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