Heart Shaped Cheese Board

Heart-Shaped Cheese Board
his project had its beginnings in our ever-pressing

need to tidy up our workshop. The problem was, of
course, what to do with the mountain of offcuts? I'm sure
you know what I mean. The chair, table, box or whatever
is finished, and you are left with great heaps of wood.
Okay, maybe the longer lengths can be used for the next
job in line, and the shavings can be used as fuel or as
bedding for your chickens, and the dust can be swept up
and put in the trash, but what to do with the mediumsize bits and pieces that look too good to throw away?
Well, after a deal of thought, we came up with the
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super-brilliant idea of cutting all our small offcuts down

to a uniform size, and then laminating the resultant blocks
to make cutting boards and surfaces that needed to show
end grain. Okay, so it is a solution that involves a lot of
time, sweat and effort, but then again, the finished boards
can be presented or marketed as choice handcrafted
items.
So there you go. If you are up to your knees in offcuts,
or you are short of cash and maybe know of a sawmill
operator who is looking to give away his trimmings free,
then perhaps this is the project for you!
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MAKING THE BOARD

Collect all your waste wood and cut it down to the best
overall section size. I went for a square section 1 3/4" X 1
3/4", but you can just as well go for 1" X 1" or 1" X 1
1/2", or whatever size best suits your material. And, of
course, if you want to use a mix of sizes, then no matter,
as long as the grain is running along the length and the
corners are true at 90. Having achieved your sawed size,
plane the wood down to a smooth finish. When you are
happy with the finish, saw it down to 1 1/8" slices. When
you have a stockpile of 1 1/8" slices, pencil label the endgrain face, arrange the slices side by side in rows of about
12" long, and spend time working out how best to clamp
them together. You can use a couple of G-clamps and a
bar clamp, or a jig and wedges; no matter, as long as the
arrangement is such that you can apply end pressure without the strips bending or bowing along their length.
Do the gluing-up in two stages: first the blocks side by
side to make the strips, and then the strips side by side
to make the slabs. Draw the design of the board on the
slab, cut out the profile and sand the end-grain surfaces
to a good finish. Fit the whittled feet and the cutting wire,
give the whole works a coat of matte varnish and the
project is finished.
except the glue. You need to check out the glue type and
make sure that it's suitable, clear an area and make sure
that there is room to maneuver, have cloths and newspaper handy, and so on. And then you have to actually
clamp-up the wood and see how your arrangement works
out. Okay, so maybe my way of working does sound a
bit fussy, but the horrible alternative is to have glue
smeared all over the place, only to find that the clamp
isn't long enough, or you have glued the wrong surfaces,
or you are missing some vital piece of equipment.
STEP-BY-STEP STAGES
SPECIAL TIP: DRY FIT FIRST

As the success of this project hinges on your being able
to glue and clamp dozens of the little blocks together, it
is important that you plan out the procedure. The best
way is to have a trial dry run, with everything in place
Saw the 1 3/4" X 1 3/4" square section of wooddown

into 1 1/8"" thick sliceslike slices off a loaf of bread
and then clamp up. With the arrows indicating the run
of the grain, you can see how the slices of wood need to
be realigned when it comes to gluing.
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Having whittled a small piece of hardwood to a but terfly

shape and sanded it to a super smooth finish run two
side-by-side 1/16"-diameter holes through the center of
the bow, and knot the wire in place.
The best way of ensuring that the little ball feet stay
in keeping with the total design is to whittle them
to shape. I drilled and doweled four little square blocks,
cut the corners off the blocks to make rough octagonals,
and used a largish sloyd knife for the whittling.
And just in case you have an aversion to heart

shapes, there is no reason at all why you can't go for
just about any shape that takes your fancy. For example,
you can simply round the corners of a rectangular
board.
3 To fix the wire, drill a 1/8"-diameter hole, set the

wire in the hole and then follow it up with a glued
dowel. Make a saw cut between the cheeks, wrap the wire
over and around in the cut and follow it up with a glued
sliver wedge.
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DEBRIS COLLECTION AND

WOODSHOP SAFETY
Woodshop debris, in the form of offcuts, shavings and
sawdust scattered around on the floor and over the surfaces, is a dangerous nuisance. The shavings make the
floor slippery and the loose offcuts are potential anklebreakers. And of course, the wood dust not only clogs the
machines, it is a fire risk, it creeps into the home, and it
also harms the lungs.
Just how much dust is considered to be dangerous?
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration
(OSHA) suggests that if you can see wood dust floating
around in the atmosphere when a shaft of sunlight shines
across the workshop, then you have a problem that needs
solving.
We tackle the problem in several ways: We cut the
amount of dust down at the source by using filtered machines and by producing shavings rather than dust, and
we have a large mobile vacuum system that we move
around to service the various machines. We also wear
a rubber dust/vapor mask for most taskslike sawing,
drilling, and when we are using varnish and suchand
a lull-face electric visor-helmet respirator when we are
working at the lathe. As to which mask does the better
job, the rubber mask is silent but uncomfortable and
sweaty, while the electric full-face respirator is a bit heavy
and noisy.
In t h e context of sawdust being bad for your lungs, I
reckon that tried-and-trusted traditional American and
European woods like ash, oak, beech, maple, willow, pear
and pine are generally much safer than exotic species such
as mahogany, obeche and iroko. All that said, if you find
yourself sneezing, or your nose is running, or your skin
develops a rash, then you best go for another wood type.
So what to do if you are really worried about dust and
allergic reactions and such? Well, I think that for safety's
sake, you need to stay with the following rules of thumb:
Whenever possible use hand tool techniques that pro
duce shavings rather than dust.
Use traditional white-wood species that are non-oily to
the touch.
Use a vacuum machine to suck up the dust as it is
producedbefore it gets a chance to puff around the
workshop.
Wear a full-face mask, and always wash your hands and
lace alter work.
Always have a thorough sweep-up at the end of the day.
If you have a health problem, then ask the advice of
your doctor.
ELECTRIC VISOR-HELMET RESPIRATOR

Though the choice of mask does in many ways depend upon your
personal preferencethey both have their plus points/ usually
wear the full-face respirator when I am working at the lathe, for t h e
plain, simple reason that the full-face visor offers additional protection from flying debris.
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Heart-Shaped Cheese Board

his project had its beginnings in our ever-pressing

Copyright 2004 Martian Auctions

super-brilliant idea of cutting all our small offcuts down

MAKING THE BOARD

SPECIAL TIP: DRY FIT FIRST

Saw the 1 3/4" X 1 3/4" square section of wooddown

Copyright 2004 Martian Auctions

Having whittled a small piece of hardwood to a but terfly

And just in case you have an aversion to heart

3 To fix the wire, drill a 1/8"-diameter hole, set the

Copyright 2004 Martian Auctions

DEBRIS COLLECTION AND

Copyright 2004 Martian Auctions

ELECTRIC VISOR-HELMET RESPIRATOR

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