Half Prince 5 A Prince No More

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SYNOPSIS:
You are no longer a carefree Prince, but a responsibility-laden sovereign! Facing the companions who now knelt before me, the earth-shaking roar of Your Lordship!, and everyones expectations, I felt so weighed down that I could hardly breathe. I am only a little girl. All I want to do is have fun with my friends in this gameCant I do that? In a fit of anger, I left Infinite City by myself, but Doll caught up with me. She attempted to persuade me, but I thought angrily, How can the carefree Doll possibly understand my feelings? To my surprise, Doll told me that She was a princess! Doll followed me as I went everywhere to train, and with my usual crappy luck, I met a BOSS and Doll was kidnapped by the BOSS Oh god, what should I do? As assassins came again and again to kill me, our strongest suspicions fell on the rulers of the other four continents. Who exactly is the one behind it all? And just what is his motive? Wu Qing has fallen in love for Lolidragon? Hehe, how can that be? Is today Aprils Fool? To actually crack this kind of joke WHAT! Its for real? How. Can. This. Be!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Yu Wo: Who am I? Sometimes I am like a warrior, wielding a sword on the battlefield with limitless passion and energy. At other times, I resemble a mage, with a mind devoted to research, completely absorbed in the things I like. Or I might be like a thief, leading a free and easy life, letting fate lead me to distant and unfamiliar lands. Occasionally, however I am similar to a priest, with a gentle heart, filled with compassion towards the living things of this world. Ultimately, I am a kindly Fantastical world
APrinceNoMore
HALF PRINCE VOL. 5
Original novel in Chinese by: (Yu Wo)
TableofContents
Disclaimer..................................................................................................................................4 Chapter1:TheTitleoftheUndefeatableKing...............................................................6 Chapter2:Conflict................................................................................................................26 Chapter3:NeuroticandDanDan.....................................................................................37 Chapter4:TheTerrifyingSideofaSelfawareNPC..................................................49 Chapter5:AMansDailyTrifles.......................................................................................61 Chapter6:TheBloodyOverlord......................................................................................75 Chapter7:ACougarsUnimaginableLove ....................................................................92 ExtraChapter:TheClassifiedFilesoftheFiveContinentsOverlords................99
Disclaimer
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Translators: Akakuroi (chapter 6) Amgine (chapters 3 and 7) Erihppas (chapter 2) Evangeline (chapter 1) Raylight (chapters 4-5) Starie (extra chapter) Proofreaders: Bridget (chapters 1 and 5) BurntSugarCookie (chapter 3) CJFrost (chapters 1-4, 6-7) EvlNabiki (chapters 2, 4, 6 and extra) Formedt (extra chapter) Mustsleep (chapter 1) Shadow Rebirth (chapters 2-7 and extra) C/E Editors: Amgine (chapter 1) Anglestagium (chapters 2 and 5-7) Eilinel (chapters 1-3, 6-7 and extra) zoNa (chapters 1-2 and 4) PDF and eBook Formatter Katerina
Chapter1:TheTitleoftheUndefeatableKing
Fairsky, have your feelings really changed? Gee, I never realized that Sunshine was such a charmer. He had Fairsky in his grasp before we even noticed. As soon as we returned to Infinite City, everyone gathered around us and bombarded Fairsky and Sunshine with questions. The embarrassed and cornered couple had no choice but to answer the rush of interrogations. Everyones faces were grinning with their blessings for Sunshine and Fairsky. Only Lolidragon, who knew the whole story, wasnt grinning. I spied her sighing from the corner of my eye. In any case, we wish the two of you all the best! Everyone laughed joyously. Th-thanks everyone, Fairsky stammered. Okay, thats enough. Stop embarrassing Fairsky and Sunshine, everyone. Now come and listen to Lolidragons explanation of the latest patch for Second Life. Wolf-dg grinned and beckoned to us. Everyone quieted down and looked at Lolidragon, and so she started to explain the details of the patch. The main focus of this new patch is making Second Life more realistic. Some common aspects of everyday life that werent necessary before are now required. For example, previously in the game, you didnt have to shower or bathe because your body would never get dirty, but after the patch is installed, if you didnt shower after a day of fighting, the stench would become unbearable. Take a bath? I suddenly remembered, Even though I am a guy, I have never seen my manhood before. If we have to start taking baths, wouldnt I have to look at it? Ahem I never thought that the first time I would see one of those things (not including the incident where I collected the dragon ones for gold), would be on myself. Whoa, I cant even begin to explain my emotions Prince, if you are afraid to wash that part of your body, I can help you! Just relax and spread your legs Lolidragons sarcastic remarks drifted over the PM channel. Hey! Spread my legs?! I thought, Are you delivering a baby? I couldnt stop myself from rolling my eyes at Lolidragon. But you still have to go to the toilet by yourself, Lolidragon muttered to no one in particular.
Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org What? I need to go to the toilet too? My mind went blank for a moment. So I would have to experience using my XXX when I go to the toilet as well? Second, except for the ones involved in training, the NPC population is going to be decreased. For instance, the NPC shopkeepers in the Sun, Moon and Star cities will disappear eventually and be replaced by real players. When she saw that I was still mulling over the previous topic, Lolidragon giggled to herself and then continued her explanation. After she had finished her sentence, Yu Lian-dso frowned. Although it wouldnt cost any more money to hire players over NPCs, they will be harder to manage. Yu Lian-dso muttered, wondering to herself whether the patch was good or bad news. Finally, Lolidragon uttered the most important part of the explanation. I think the most important change in the patch is that Sun, Moon and Star City will be open for conquering by players. So, the rumors are true. Wolf-dg grinned. What does everyone have in mind? Thats obvious! Of course we should go and conquer them! A spark danced in White Birds eyes, as if she had been waiting for this moment all her life. Conquer the three cities; unite the Central Continent! Nan Gong Zui tossed down the eight words strongly. The determination and passion which shone clearly in his eyes had infected the others as well, causing everyones heartbeats to speed up with joy and excitement. Ugh! Another war? Looks like my dream of getting some rest isnt possible anymoreSob! Why am I so unlucky?! I had just completed my work and then another pile of tasks appeared. Im going to die from overwork! I listened morosely to everyone else discussing how to take down the cities. Thankfully everyone knows that I am a military idiot, so it makes no difference whether or not I listen to the discussion But, as the Liege Lord, I cant just go and take a nap, right? Though I really do want to. The first thing we should do is to decide on a plan of attack. With the three cities open for conquering, there are probably a lot of other players who are planning to take them down too, but we have a very significant advantage over them Infinite Citys military is making very quick progress these days. This is all thanks to the Infinite Band, and especially to our lord. White Bird bowed to me graciously, which shocked me enough to make me sit upright and nod my head slightly in return. This is weird; it gives me the creeps every time I see White Birds respectful attitude towards me.
Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org White Bird continued, I think that if we take down one of the cities first, it will only be a matter of time before we conquer the other two cities as well. Hmm, if we are attacking just one city, which one would be the best choice? Broken Sword thought out loud. How about Moon City? Nan Gong Zui suggested. Moon City used to be the Righteous Blades base, so its familiar territory to us, which would be a great help in battle. Yeah! Let take down Moon City! Everyone roared excitedly. Moon City, is it? I stood up, looking in the direction of Moon City. So that venerable city with the ancient Chinese themed atmosphere is also going to be baptized with the fires of war? How sad. Lolidragons insensitive voice echoed out, If you are trying to look in the direction of Moon City, then I am sorry to inform you that you are looking in the exact opposite direction. So, what should I do? Automatically ignoring Lolidragon, I turned to ask Nan Gong Zui. Prince, whats your current level? Zui suddenly asked me. Let me see. Gee, its been so long since I checked my own level I almost forgot that such a thing exists. I called up the system menu and read out truthfully, Level 76! Level 76? That ranks around the hundredth place in the player rankings. Nan Gong Zui thought out loud, and then he turned to me, I dont think your level is high enough. Of the five liege lords who won and gained their own land in each of the East, West, South, North and Central Continents, your level seems to be the lowest, White Bird said carefully with a frown, as if she were worried that her words would anger me. Is that so? I laughed foolishly. Its not my fault! After the tournament, I went to East Continent and during the time I spent there, I was either helping Jing and Yun level up or I was running around the continent trying to solve hidden quests. I barely gained any levels during that time. Whats even worse was, during the month of the busking tour, I didnt even manage to train half a levels worth. Actually, finding out that I had only dropped down to the hundredth place in the list, I should be chuckling secretly. Hence, my lord, please raise your level. We will arrange for some people to dedicate themselves to helping you train, White Bird requested very politely.
Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Arrange for some people? Cant I just go train with Odd Squad? All in all, I was more familiar with the members of Odd Squad and having our natural coordination would be best. White Bird looked troubled. The members of Odd Squad have important roles in the military and administrative departments, so they may not have the time to train with you. Is that so? I felt a little down. I wonder how long it has been since I last trained with everyone in Odd Squad? Prince, dont be disappointed. We will come and find you once we have some free time. Wolf-dg laughed and slapped me heartily on the back. Well, at least Gui, Wicked, and Phoenix will go with me, right? I asked, turning toward those three. I want to go with His Highness Gui didnt even finish his sentence before Fairsky and Sunshine gagged him and dragged him away. Youve got to be kidding! The amount of work piling up in the Construction Department is enough to bury me, and yet you want to sneak out? Sunshine, make sure you grab Gui firmly; if he dares to move so much as a finger, bombard him with magic until he cannot move again! Fairsky ordered Sunshine with self-righteous indignation, and Sunshine followed her orders obediently like a whipped husband. This harmonious couple shares such deep bonds I Wicked had barely spoken a word when suddenly Nan Gong Zui and Broken Sword both rested their hands on his shoulder and smiled warmly. Is it just me, or are their eyes saying Dont even dream about it; you will never step out of this castle! Surrender to your fate! Phoenix didnt even dare utter a single word. Though in all fairness, even I wouldnt dare go against Yu Lian-dsos feminine prowess! So, I will be training alone? I looked at the trio, the disappointment obvious in my eyes. Liege Lord, we will arrange for some other players to go with you, White Bird said once again, looking slightly troubled. But I hope that my lord can exude an aura of royalty in front of those people so as to avoid disappointing our subordinates. I showed a troubled expression as well and asked in confusion, How do I exude an aura of royalty?
Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Basically, just put on your blood elf faade, and youll be fine, Lolidragon explained. Maintaining that tiresome pose for the entire time? I sighed. The blood elf isnt even the real me! Why does everyone like the fake me?
Its an honor to train with you, Liege Lord! Looking at the five pairs of eyes sparkling with adoration and reverence, I wondered how many times I had sighed in my mind. Luckily, XiMen Feng, who was standing to the side, wasnt also sending looks of adoration at me. Unfortunately, his/her hateful expression wasnt exactly soothing, either. By Commander White Birds orders, we have to give all we have in order to help our lord level up, so our first and primary focus is the Liege Lord. Does everyone understand? the leading warrior called out to the rest. Of course! Our lord is the most important person, so in times of danger, I will heal the lord first. Dont blame me if the rest of you die in the process. The one speaking this time was, of course, a priest. The excessive reverence in his eyes made me feel that I was in the shrine of the Goddess of the Sea1. Dont worry my lord, we will protect you carefully and will prevent any monster from even touching you! The archer vowed to me with unflinching determination. Hey! Youll prevent any monster from touching me? How the heck am I going to level up then? I felt absolutely exasperated in my heart. Hmph! The Liege Lord doesnt need protection from the likes of you; the best you could possibly do is not to be a burden to our lord. The mage glanced past the others with a frosty glare, and then turned to fix a fiery, fervent look upon me. After all, our lord is the strongest and undefeatable king. He has never lost before. Youre right. My lord, please excuse our indiscretion. Unexpectedly, the others werent angered at all. They just continued to fix their adoring gazes on me. Undefeatable King? Are those people lying through their teeth? I couldnt even count the number of times I had died. Plus, I even died twice in front of the audience during the tournament. Is this what you call undefeatable? Not to mention the strongest! I cant even guarantee that I can win when fighting against Wicked or Nan Gong Zui, and dont forget about Kenshin who could dissect me like a living specimen with a casual wave of
Goddess of the Sea: The Mz ( ) is the Goddess of Sea who watches over the seafarers and fishermen. As Taiwan is an island country, the ancestors of the Taiwanese will have to rely on the sea for their food and income, hence why is especially venerated there. Please refer to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazu_%28goddess%29 for more information.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org his hand. Moreover, didnt White Bird say that currently out of the five liege lords, my level is the lowest? Sob! The more I think about it, the more I feel my own weakness. I better go level up! Ignoring the five adoring gazes coming from their hosts, I said blandly, Lets go. Pretty boy, I for one, would never concede that you are undefeatable. XiMen Feng whispered disdainfully, One day, I will beat you, but before then, you better not lose to anyone else. Yeah, yeah, I waved my hand, irritated. XiMen Feng snorted and then fell silent. The serpent king, the so-called king of all snakes, is not quite a boss-level monster. However, deep in the snake abyss, there are many of these physically imposing, surprisingly strong, lightning-fast and venomous-fanged serpent kings. I decided to take on this kind of annoying monster because it would be a challenge to defeat and since I had been out of practice for so long. After all, in a game like Second Life, its not all about leveling up. The most important thing is making the best use of ones own abilities. This kind of monster is strong and hardly gives any experience points Ya sure this is what you wanna take on, kid? XiMen Feng looked at the serpent king doubtfully. Yep, I want to practice. The serpent king is not easy to kill and doesnt give much experience points, so there arent many players here. When there isnt anyone around to steal your prey, isnt it the best time to cut loose and enjoy yourself? I raised my eyebrows at XiMen Feng. In the meantime, I had already targeted an isolated serpent king. No wonder hes the lord! He even thinks differently from normal people. I dont know who said that, but all five people nodded their heads and then five pairs of admiring gazes turned on me again. Overcome by a splitting headache, I was almost at my limit. All I could do was pretend that the gazes of admiration were invisible and wave to XiMen Feng, who was the only one not staring at me with glittering eyes. Hey hot babe XiMen Feng, time to train. Damn! Does the pretty boy here not understand human speech? Im a guy, you brat! How many times do I need to tell you? XiMen Feng roared unhappily as usual while raising his sword to advance upon the serpent king with me.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org May I ask, my lord, how might we assist you? The warrior of the group asked me, surprised and confused. You guys can go off to practice too. If I need healing, I will come and find you, I replied apathetically. Wouldnt it better if I just follow you, my lord? The priest added quickly. No need, I said dismissively with a wave of my hand. Are you kidding? Being followed by that pair of admiring eyes, I will feel uneasy from head to toe, so dont even mention doing any more training under that gaze. If the lord says so, then very well. The five showed very disappointed expressions and then walked away very slowly while glancing back at me with grieving expressions. If a stranger walked by at that moment, they probably would have guessed that I had just rejected five lovers. Finally, when the five-man team was out of sight, I heaved a sigh of relief, messaged my frozen facial muscles, and then changed back to my normal, lax expression. XiMen Feng looked at me and shook his head with exasperation, Gee, I really want to show this expression to those five idiots. If they see this, I refuse to believe that they would continue to admire you and say, my lord this and my lord that. Sure, go call them over. I yawned lazily and added, That is, if youre not afraid of White Bird giving you the axe. Sonny, I aint afraid of that female bird, XiMen Feng snorted. I raised my eyebrows. White Bird and Yu Lian-dso are very close! As I thought, as soon as Yu Lian-dsos name was mentioned, even XiMen Feng stopped arguing back and began to sulk quietly; he didnt even dare to utter sonny one last time. Now that were on this topic, I have to go off on a bit of a tangent. Why is XiMen Feng so afraid of Yu Lian-dso? Think back to when XiMen Feng joined Infinite City. His first job was given to him by Yu Lian-dso. Remember what I mentioned before? I dont know why, but the fans absolutely loved the little unexpected fight scene during the first concert, so XiMen Feng was ordered to go on stage and challenge me at every subsequent concert. I remembered that when XiMen Feng first received Yu Lian-dsos order, he said, Not a chance, sonny!
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Yu Lian-dso smiled that faint, menacing smile of hers As I stood off to the side, it made me think that XiMen Feng had just met his end. Yu Lian-dso said, Hmm? I thought that you came to Infinite City to challenge Prince? Thats why I arranged this job for you I had thought that you would be delighted to accept! Or perhaps you have been beaten into submission by our undefeatable Prince already, and are afraid to challenge him ever again? Hearing that, XiMen Feng exploded in a fit of anger, Thats blasphemy! The word fear is not even in my vocabulary, sonny! Thus, XiMen Feng became the concerts biggest clown. He got pummeled by me into a pulp every time, and there were even people in the audience who yelled, Harder! and Not enough blood!, etc., forcing me to use more and more force on him every time. The second incident that made XiMen Feng realize that the deadly Yu Lian-dso was not someone who could be trifled with occurred when the book shop had finished being constructed. Yu Lian-dso thought that there werent enough books in the shop. Since Fairsky and Phoenix are girls, they couldnt expose too much for the sake of attracting more male readers. So, someone who looked pretty good as a babe in the daytime was roped into making a swimsuit edition photo album. And thats not all. Yu Lian-dso thought that since there were no muscle men in the Infinite Band, we wouldnt be able to attract any readers who love muscle men. So, she roped in someone who looks muscular at night to snap a second photo album. Its actually kind of disgusting, seeing all those bouncing chest muscles. I really dont know why anyone would like that type of body Ahem, I didnt peek on purpose! I really, really didnt! Thinking of those incidents, I turned around and looked at hot babe XiMen Feng, barely suppressing my laughter. Pretty boy! What the hell are you laughing about? XiMen Feng looked suspiciously at my weird expression. I quickly straightened up my face. N-nothing at all, lets continue training! Finishing my sentence, I ignored XiMen Fengs confused expression and headed off to attack another serpent king. I felt much better. Oh well, at least my situation is still a bit better than hot babe XiMen Fengs. Walking up behind the serpent, I felt the excitement build up as I watched its towering stature. I caressed Black Dao gently, My friend, its being a long time since youve tasted fresh blood. Sorry for putting you through that, so now, enjoy the feast!
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org With a swish I unsheathed Black Dao, and then suddenly thought up a mischievous idea. With one foot, I casually stepped on the serpent kings tail, making it stick its long tongue quite far out as it winced from the pain. It turned around with its mouth wide open. When it saw me, it narrowed its slit-like eyes a little and then lunged towards me, intent on biting off my head. I laughed coldly, and effortlessly escaped the blow by dodging to the left. Afterwards, I caught a glimpse of its tail sweeping towards me with full force. With a pivot of the toes, I leapt over the tail, and fiercely stabbed Black Dao towards the serpents head. Before I could cut its head open, the serpent king turned and lunged towards me again. In one motion, I lowered my head to dodge while simultaneously using Black Dao to cleave the serpent king in two equal halves from the throat down. Finally, I turned back and also cut off the head, closing my eyes and letting the warm blood spray on my face. I opened my eyes, wiped off the blood from my face, and sighed. At long last, I get to fight to my hearts content again. Damn! Are you retarded, kid? Why would you make yourself dripping with blood all over? XiMen Feng stared in astonishment at the blood covering my entire face and body. I wagged a finger and asked him impishly, Do you recall what my nickname is? Blood Elf XiMen Feng replied automatically, and then scratched his head. Oh, so thats why you are called the blood elf. So, the pretty boy has this kind of perverted hobby. Whos perverted? This is called blood lust, and its cool, got it? I replied, puckering my mouth. XiMen Feng gave me a universal hand signal a fist with only the middle finger sticking up. Cool? If anyone calls that cool, I will cut off my own head to make soup for you, damn it. Ultra-cool. the words echoed out from behind me. I turned around to see that the five-man team was back. The female players eyes kept popping out as hearts, and the guys stood with clutched fists and eyes full of admiration and excitement. All that was left for them to do was to kneel down and yell, All hail the king! I sighed in my heart. It looks like I wont be able to train freely today. As I thought, I couldnt help but talk down to XiMen Feng, saying, Hey, go make that soup!
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Liege Lord, how goes the training? Just as we arrived at the foot of Infinite City, we saw Lolidragon and Kong Kong busy with their plantingof traps, that is. Lolidragon was so worn out that she only gave me a supercilious look as a greeting. Despite being quite weary himself, Kong Kong still waved and asked after me cheerfully. Not bad, I replied stuffily and walked past, followed by the five-man team of admirers and XiMen Feng, who was still considering whether he should keep his promise of lopping his head off to make soup for me. Kong Kong looked at the five people, and yelled, Its not every day that you get a chance to go train with our Liege Lord did you guys make yourselves useful? And did any of you learn anything after seeing our lord in battle? Of course! We examined very carefully the Liege Lords every move! The warrior replied quickly. The lord is so powerful! He really deserves the title of undefeatable king! the female mages fiery passionate eyes never strayed from me. The undefeatable king? What a fitting name! Kong Kongs eyes sparkled, as if that phrase were used to describe himself. He gloated with pleasure, I dont mean to brag about our lord, but the day the Blood Elf falls is the day that gold rains down from the sky. The five people nodded their heads in earnest as soon as the words left his mouth. Lolidragons voice drifted over the PM channel, Undefeatable king? If Kong Kongs words were true, I would probably would have gotten my skull cracked open from all that gold a long time ago, and Yu Lian-dso wouldnt have any more financial problems. Hey, at least we never really suffered an actual defeat. Dont we always win in the end? Lolidragon smirked coldly, and asked nonchalantly, Anyway, whats wrong? I noticed that you looked a little pale when you came back. Were those five players too weak? Were they being a burden? Should I tell White Bird to pick a different group for you? Distressed, I replied with a sigh, It has nothing to do with their strength. Its just that they admire me way too much, and it makes me feel uneasy all over. Hah, White Bird picked them to help you train precisely because she saw that they all admire you deeply and werent all that weak. Has that decision backfired? Lolidragon asked, holding back a laugh.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Oh please. Do you realize they were just one step shy of buying me some incense and fruit to worship at my altar? I groused. Who would want to be given offerings as if they were the Jade Emperor?2 I can see what you mean. Lolidragon and I listened to the five of them having a heated discussion with Kong Kong about my miracles, wondering whether they were actually talking about me or about the Lord Jesus Christ. In the end, Lolidragon said, Well, if you dont like this team, you should take it up with White Bird. Yeah, I said as I listened to the group beside me saying how during one particular instance, I had parted the Red Sea3. I thought to myself, I have to get White Bird to change this team for me. Liege Lord! White Bird dashed over the moment I arrived at the castle. She didnt wait for a reply and instead hastily but respectfully continued on, Liege Lord, there are two adventurers teams that wish to join us. Please go meet the team leaders! Oh, okay, I said with a hint of disappointment. I was originally planning on taking a break at the Infinite Restaurant. Liege Lord, please go find Phoenix and get your new cape first. White Bird bowed and rushed off to who knows where. I didnt know what my dream cape will be like, but I suppressed my excitement and rushed off to find Phoenix. Phoenix! I charged into the office, yelling her name. Phoenix, who had been working hard with her head buried in the accounting record, turned and looked up at me with surprise. Then, she asked exuberantly, Does Prince need anything from me? With sparkling eyes, I asked in suspense, The cape! Where is my cape?
Jade Emperor: In Taoist folk culture, the Jade Emperor is one of the most important and supreme gods, ruling over Heaven and all the realms of existence below, including Man and Hell. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Emperor for more information. 3 Parted the Red Sea: This is a biblical reference. Moses had parted the Red Sea as he led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt. Its not clear whether this is supposed to be entirely separate from the earlier reference to Jesus Christ (who performed many miracles, but did not part the Red Sea) or is a misconception of Christian traditions by Yu Wo.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org When Phoenix heard what I wanted, she let out a disappointed, Oh, and took out a big parcel from her antique bag and gave it to me. Even though Phoenixs expression seemed a bit off, I wasnt too bothered. I snatched the parcel and started to rip it apart. Whoa! I exclaimed in surprise. This cape is nothing like the superhero cape I had in mind. Instead, this thick, velvety red cape lined with white fur is exactly like- like the kind that a king would wear to his coronation, the ones that trail a few meters behind the person! I chose the fabric! Phoenix announced happily. Oh But, isnt this overdoing it? I finally said only after taking a very deep breath. Dont you like it though? Phoenix asked. Its not bad, I answered with a shrug. Is that so? Suddenly Phoenixs spirit seemed to sink a whole new level, and she became dead silent. At that moment, Yu Lian-dso came in and asked me with a smile, How is it? Its I hesitated, Isnt it kind of over the top? It will bring out your aura of royalty! Yu Lian-dso finished and then added with a hint of exasperation, It was made to suit White Birds tastes. I would have preferred to just use a simpler fabric, you know, to save money. But its fine like this. After all, you will be meeting plenty more people in the future and there will be a whole mess of ceremonies and such, so it would be good to have a cape that looks more dignified, Yu Lian-dso said thoughtfully. Ceremonies? When I was just about to ask, White Bird charged up to us with a panicked look. Without a word, she helped me put on the cape and then praised me respectfully, The cape suits you, Liege Lord. Please go meet the two adventurer team leaders in the main hall now. Oh. I replied absent-mindedly to White Bird while carefully inspecting every detail of the cape that I was now wearing. White Bird panicked even more, Liege Lord, please hurry. They have been waiting for a long time. Alright, then lets go. I shrugged and walked towards the main hall with White Bird following closely behind.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Please dont forget about your demeanor, Liege Lord. White Bird looked at my lazy expression with worry. Yeah, I know. I stretched lazily, closed my eyes and breathed deeply. When I opened my eyes again, I had a shadow of a smile on my face, but my eyes had an intimidating stare capable of freezing three feet of air: my famous blood elf look. When I walked into the hall, I saw a band of roughly ten or so people drinking tea. I scanned the crowd with a calm smile and sat down on my throne. Everyones eyes were on me as I sipped with composure from the cup of tea White Bird presented to me. Then I looked at everyone and started my official welcome speech. I am the Infinite Citys Liege Lord, Prince. On behalf of Infinite City, I welcome you all I didnt even finish when someone interrupted, Wait! This was the first time someone had ever dared to interrupt me in my many welcome speeches. I looked up with curiosity at the one who had interrupted me. He was a calm looking fellow. In his eyes I could definitely see that he did not believe in my strength. Yes? I asked with that half smile of mine. Maybe this time the welcoming meeting wont be as boring as the ones before. The calm fellow bowed with his hands, and started speaking with a very imposing manner, Ive heard rumors that Prince, the lord of Infinite City, with whom I have the good fortune of meeting today, is a legendary man whose strength is unrivaled, with innumerable capable subordinates. From this meeting today, it is clear from your imposing demeanor that you are no ordinary person. But that alone is not enough proof for me and my brothers to join Infinite City. We want to witness for ourselves the proof of your strength. I couldnt help roll my eyes conspicuously at him. Hey man, is there really a need for you to spout all that bombastic drivel? Do you think that this is some kind of ancient Chinese martial arts novel? Or is it just that youre stuck in the wrong book? Are you a lost sheep from one of Jin Yongs novels?4 I had thought that White Bird was the only one who speaks like this. But having met this fellow today, I realized that White Birds manner of speech is nothing compared to his. Liege Lord, answer him! White Birds panicking voice drifted over the PM channel.
Jin Yong: As mentioned in one of the previous chapters, Jin Yong is a famous modern Chinese wuxia novelist. The character Lolidragon was originally a character in his novel The Return of the Condor Heroes. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_Yong for more information.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I smiled and gave a straightforward reply to the Jin Yong fellow, What do you propose? Say it directly, no need to beat about the bush. Good. As expected, the lord of Infinite City is direct and to the point. The Jin Yong fellow gave me a thumbs up and a look of respect. He gestured towards a man clad in all black, and then said with a face full of pride, This is our teams best fighter, Cold Fox. I looked at Cold Fox. Hearing that name alone, one could infer that he would be an icy guy, and I was not disappointed. He had jet black hair, black eyes, black clothes basically black all over. He even wore a face that said Annoy me, and Ill kill you; dont annoy me, and Ill still want to kill you. No wonder hes called Cold Fox. If my eyes were described as being able to freeze three feet of air, his would definitely freeze eight feet, and he was staring at me with all eight feets worth. If the Liege Lord or any of his subordinates can defeat Cold Fox, then we will all stay in Infinite City and pledge loyalty to you forever. Though even as he was saying this, the Jin Yong fellow had a look that clearly showed his confidence of Cold Fox never losing. Feeling the brunt of Cold Foxs icy cold stare, I suddenly had the urge to give him a sound beating, so I stood up eagerly to take on this challenge. Dont challenge him! At this moment, Nan Gong Zuis voice drifted over the PM channel. I looked up to see that Zui had just walked in, and I gave him a confused look. He continued over the PM, Cold Fox, Second Lifes third strongest player, is at least level 92. He uses one of the three legendary weapons, Bloodlust. Im afraid you might not be his match, Prince. Hearing that, I laughed heartily and promptly sat down. Damn! Where did Kenshin wander off to? Zui was putting it mildly when he said that I might not be his match. I am definitely not his match! I still have at least that much self-awareness. Even though we are not sure of his actual level, a difference of sixteen levels is just too much. Plus, going against Cold Foxs legendary weapon and with his stance that could only belong to a battle maniac, is there any way that I could win? Well, not unless Cold Fox had a sudden attack of stomach flu but we dont get sick in the game, so I better stop hoping for miracle like that to happen. Since you have selected your strongest player, I suppose I will select mine as well! I said to the Jin Yong fellow with a forced look of indifference. I said this knowing that I had already told Kenshin to come, and that he was in the castle and was probably already on his way.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org A quick explanation: pets cannot send PMs, and only the pet owner can chat with the pet over long distances. I had already told everyone in Infinite City that Sunshine and Kenshin are my personal guards and that they will never listen to or obey anyone else. Thus, nobody had any suspicions about this so far. Even if people did try to send PMs to Kenshin, they would probably just think that he didnt want to answer. Strongest player? I thought that the Liege Lord was Infinite Citys strongest player, the Jin Yong fellow asked in confusion. I smiled again, You are praising me too much. There is always a higher mountain. Besides, Ive been buried in work and unfortunately have been negligent on my training. Why would the strongest player be me? The Jin Yong fellow didnt seem to mind much, probably because he was completely confident in the third-ranked Cold Fox. He just said, In that case, may the strongest player of Infinite City please step forth! I caught sight of that brilliant head of red hair from the corners of my eyes and said with relief, Kenshin, you will be the one dueling Cold Fox. Everyone turned their eyes towards the door, looking at Kenshin doubtfully. Kenshin never says anything unnecessary, so he just gripped his sword with his left hand and walked towards Cold Fox. Cold Fox seemed to sense that Kenshin was going to be a strong opponent and his eyes shone with excitement. This isthe battle of the cold-blooded! I sighed, why are all strong players coldblooded? Could it be that training too much makes your blood start turning into ice? I leisurely awaited for the start of this once-in-a-century battle. Why was I so relaxed? Well, I had 200% confidence in Kenshin. Theres no need to even mention that he is the prize of a hidden quest. Just consider the fact that he is the boss of the Demon Cave. Its no simple quest for someone to defeat a boss alone. Have you ever heard of anyone succeeding? Also, Cold Fox is only level 92 well, the level 76 me is in no position to say only level 92. But still, against the level 100 Kenshin, level 92 is on the weak side. Also, Kenshins skills are beyond those of a regular level 100 player anyway. I doubt that even a level 120 player would be able to beat him alone, and the highest level on the rankings right now is only 95. So, if Kenshin were a player, then he would be Second Lifes strongest player. So, what do I have to worry about? If it werent for my image as a lord, I would be having popcorn and a soda right now.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Down below, everyone had already formed a clearing in the middle for the two of them to fight. Neither of them had said a single word since the start, but I could clearly see Cold Foxs cold expression starting to waver. Just as I thought that Cold Fox should be ready to make his move, he did. Cold Fox darted quickly towards Kenshin with a speed that would leave me trailing in the dust. In a heartbeat, Cold Fox was right in front of Kenshin and Bloodlust was being thrust forward. Kenshin barely moved. He just flicked half of his blade out of its sheath and blocked the attack. Cold Foxs reflexes were incredibly fast, so when the two blades touched his leg also went to sweep towards Kenshins lower body. However, Kenshin was no easy target. He sidled a bit, and Cold Foxs leg collided with Kenshins knee In a battle of shin versus knee, I think everyone knows the result! Even if you dont, I wouldnt recommend for you to try it for yourself. I wont take responsibility for the results. Seeing Cold Foxs icy face had actually twitched a little, I could tell that it must have hurt tremendously! Ignoring the pain, Cold Fox quickly brandished his sword for another attack. However, Kenshin already had his blade out, and I could only hear the constant clanging of metal and see flashes of silver between the two. Howling Wolf! Cold Fox cut many crescent-shaped slashes right at Kenshin. He then followed closely behind the slashes, going for Kenshin in person. There was no way to avoid this attack, and I stood up from my throne in surprise. I really wanted to dive over there to save Kenshin. Kenshin is a pet, and pets can be resurrected, but if Kenshin died and got resurrected, would he still maintain his self-awareness? Even Lolidragon wasnt quite sure about this. I dont want to take any chances and risk Kenshin losing his self-awareness. Void Piercer! Kenshin said coldly. Before I could even see what was happening, he was already standing behind Cold Fox and his Howling Wolf slashes. After freezing for a second, Cold Fox unwillingly collapsed to the ground, staining the spotless floor with a large pool of blood. However, he didnt turn into a column of white light and fly off. Looks like Kenshin had been careful not to kill him. Everyone, including myself, froze on the spot, not sure of what had happened. How exactly did Kenshin manage to avoid Howling Wolf? And since when did Cold Fox suffer such heavy wounds? That was amazing. I had a whole lot of questions, but I wasnt stupid enough to inquire Kenshin about his secret attack in front of all these people. Why would I let anyone else know about my own pets secret abilities and let them figure out its weakness?! I sat down slowly and calmly said, The battle is over, you guys may go and help Cold Fox heal.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org That calm fellows expression changed drastically and he shrieked at Cold Fox with loud insults. Bastard! You said that you wouldnt lose to anyone except for the top-ranked Undying Man! Now that youve lost to some unknown little brat, what use do I have for you?! The calm fellow cast away his calm faade and with a violent expression, drew out his sword to attack Cold Fox, who was lying defenselessly on the ground. I was so shocked that I couldnt utter a single word in time, just watching helplessly as Cold Fox was about to get slaughtered right in front of my eyes. Soaring Dragon! A life flashed away with a soft murmur from Kenshin. The calm fellow didnt even get a chance to utter a single wail before he turned into a pillar of white light in the sky. I was somewhat shocked. This was the first time that Kenshin had interceded on his own without my orders. Dg! The calm fellows teammates gasped and then looked fiercely at Kenshin. After Kenshin surveyed them back, they backed away fearfully and looked away. One of them turned around and started shrieking at me, Lord of Infinite City! Whats the meaning of this? Our two teams came all this way to join Infinite City, and yet youve killed our Dg! I sneered coldly, If you had really intended to join Infinite City, then you wouldnt have found the third-ranked player, Cold Fox, to challenge me. Its clear that you just want to stir up trouble! After I said that, the people in front of me all turned pale, but they held their ground, We never did! We just wanted to see if Infinite City is worthy for us to join. That doesnt even make half a bit of sense. Get out of my sight. I will let todays incident slide, but if you ever come here again looking for trouble, Infinite City will show no mercy towards any of you. I replied coldly and waved to White Bird impatiently. White Bird! Show our guests out! Yes, my lord. After responding to me respectfully, she turned on the band of people with a fierce look, How dare you come to Infinite City to play your dirty tricks. Guards! Here! A bunch of guys wearing identical armors suddenly swarmed in from the side and responded in unison.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I almost spat out my tea. Since when did we have things like guards? Even I, the Liege Lord, didnt know about it. I will tell them to yell Wei Wu~5 a bit later. The Liege Lord has ordered that these people be escorted out! White Bird yelled, staring coldly at the unwelcome guests. Yes! the guards shouted again in unison, and started to carry out the order, shooing the guests out of the main hall with waves of their daos. The so-called guests realized that the situation was looking grim for them, and so they hurriedly backed out of the hall, but not before giving me evil looks before they left. I am very sorry, Liege Lord, White Bird suddenly turned around, and apologized with a face full of remorse. I should have investigated first if they had really wanted to join Infinite City or if they were just looking for trouble. I apologize for making the Liege Lord deal with this himself. Its no big deal, I answered White Bird, unconcerned. My eyes were on the scene below. Kenshin and Cold Fox were staring at each other coldly. Any onlookers would probably think that they wanted to kill each other. But from my experience with Kenshins facial expressions, the conversation actually went something like this: Okay? Kenshins first stare. Okay. Cold Foxs answering look. Help? Kenshins second look with eyebrows slightly raised. No. Cold Fox lowered his eyes and started to drink a red potion. Cold Fox slowly stood up. Even though the red potion couldnt heal his wound completely, it should be enough for him to be able to move around again. He glanced at me, and then at Kenshin. That look was probably asking, Can I leave? Kenshin looked up at me, asking for my orders. I creased my eyebrows in disapproval, and Kenshin frowned lightly. He looked back at Cold Fox before answering no with his eyes. Cold Fox did not seem surprised. He looked straight at me with a look that said, Kill or torture, do whatever you wish. That look fired up my temper, so I spoke in an unfriendly tone, You sauntered in here looking for trouble, so tell me, what should I do with you?
Wei Wu: The phrase (wi w) literally means formidable / military prestige. It originated from a saying from Chinese philosopher Mencius, Military prestige cannot be swayed ( ) and has been adopted as a standard opening call in Chinese courts of law.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Up to you. Cold Foxs indifferent tone made it sound like we were discussing someone elses fate. Looking at that apathetic expression, I thought, He probably wouldnt even blink if I give him a lashing or even kill him. So whats the point of punishing him? I would rather go beat up Gui. At least he would howl out for me to hear. Oh well, forget it, since you were dumped here by the leader of your team, I said lazily. Cold Fox smirked, Im not a part of any team. Hearing that, my curiosity was piqued, Then why did you come today? To challenge the strongest! Cold Foxs eyes sparkled with the light of a warmonger. Hmm? Interesting. I suddenly came up with a plan to make Cold Fox stay. Why should I allow him to stay? Well, if there were another strong player that I could send out to battle, then I wouldnt need to rely so much on Kenshin alone. Join Infinite City! I skipped the formalities and got to the main point. No! Cold Fox also gave a clear-cut response. I faintly revealed a sly smile. Join me. After you join, I promise that you can challenge Kenshin whenever you want. Hearing that, Cold Foxs eyes wavered. Though the look that Kenshin is giving me right now is a bit too harsh. I put my trump card into play. Or are you afraid to challenge Kenshin again? Well, I can understand. Kenshin is so strong that he doesnt even seem human. Its no surprise that you are afraid. Nonsense! Cold Fox narrowed his eyes dangerously. I laughed impishly. This ruse never fails, no matter whether its Yu Lian-dso using it against XiMen Feng or myself to lure in Cold Fox. Cold Foxs expression suddenly turned ugly, I do not follow orders. Then you can take the same role as Kenshin and be my personal guard. You wont have to listen to anyone else except me. And, except for calling you out to challenge strong opponents, I basically wont give you any orders, I smiled softly.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Um Cold Fox hesitated, but when he turned and looked at Kenshin, the look he wore was as if he had seen his beloved. He examined Kenshin from head to toe, and then again from toe to head. After that, his expression of agreement seemed to overpower the one of disagreement. I didnt feel like waiting for an answer, so I continued, Okay, that settles it. When I have no orders for you, you can follow Kenshin around, or he can follow you. You both can go anywhere, but just dont leave the Central Continent. Before leaving the hall, I couldnt help but steal a glance at Kenshin. That lookI was 100% sure that it meant he wanted to send me to the Demon Cave as a ghost!
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Chapter2:Conflict
It seems that there are plenty of people in the Central Continent who refuse to recognize Prince as a superior. Nan Gong Zui frowned thoughtfully after listening to White Birds description of that days events. I think that this is due to several factors: First, Princes level isnt high enough; second, during the final battle of the Adventurers Tournament, Prince did not survive; and third, being a spokesperson not only garnered the admiration of many, but also the jealousy of many others, Wicked explained in detail. Nan Gong Zuis frown deepened. He looked at me worriedly, Prince, the only thing you can do right now is train hard and raise your level. I shrugged. That isnt a problem. Compared to administrative work and military stuff, Id rather train. Whats even more important than leveling is building up your reputation! White Bird declared decisively. Reputation? Everyone was staring at White Bird, and apart from me, everyone appeared to agree with her. Really? Was I really not being respected enough? Wait a minutehow can I be lacking in reputation? Havent I always used the Blood Elf image in public? I quickly argued. What kind of joke is this? I dont want to be more esteemed! I would not be able to stand it if everyone worshipped me the way the five man band did. White Bird looked at me with uncertainty and then hesitatingly explained, My lord, your lack of reputation may be due to your appearance. Appearance? I was startled for the moment. What could be wrong with my appearance? Am I too handsome to be respected? Yu Lian-dso interjected suddenly, You mean that Prince looks too young? White Bird hesitantly nodded her head. If I may boldly ask, my lord, how old are you this year? At Whites Bird question, everyone shifted their gazes towards me, as though as they were measuring me up. Feeling uncomfortable under their scrutiny, I quickly answered, Im twenty.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Twenty? Thats older than I thought, but its still very young. Among the four other lords, it is said that the youngest is twenty-four. Not to mention that, my lord, you look like you are only seventeen or eighteen. White Bird sighed with a disheartened expression. Gui did not seem to agree. His appearance is fine. More importantly, Prince rarely involves himself in the citys day-to-day affairs. A lot of people have seen the other department leaders in the flesh, but they have only seen Prince as a photo on Second Lifes official website. I could not help but roll my eyes at Guis words. Its not my fault. Everyone pushed me into doing the concert tour before, and now I have to train hard. Where would I get the time to involve myself in the citys day-to-day affairs? Everyone sighed at my words, and each of their faces held an expression of helplessness. This cannot go on. Our lords reputation must be established, White Bird said, unusually determined. And I will definitely think of something! For some unknown reason, I suddenly shuddered.
When I saw everyone kneeling before me, including the members of Odd Squad, Dark Emperor, Rose Team and others, I was totally at a loss on what to do. It didnt make any difference that White Bird had already informed me of this event, this so called Oath of Allegiance ceremony. As a preparation for the upcoming update, as well as the invasion of Sun City, Moon City, and Star City, it had been decided that we would hold a ceremony for everyone to swear fealty to me, as the Lord of Infinite City. Firstly, the ceremony would announce to the general public Infinite Citys intention to conquer the official cities, and secondly, it would establish that reputation thing that I never really understood. I, Ugly Wolf, swear to serve the Lord of Infinite City, Prince, with undivided loyalty. Wolf-dg was looking at me with a solemn expression. Of course, he was also kneeling, and yet when I heard his declaration, I felt a bitunhappy? Why must Wolf-dg kneel before me? I, Yu Lian I, Guiliastes Doll
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Lolidragon Wicked Nan Gong Zui Rose One by one, my close friends swore fealty to me. Shouldnt I be feeling happy? Why does my heart only feel as empty, as though I have just lost something important? After everyone finished swearing fealty, I followed with the words that White Bird had told me. Replying in a solemn tone that I had never used before, I said, I, Lord of Infinite City, Prince, accept your oaths. From now on, all of you are my loyal subordinates. I swear to lead you all to fame and glory throughout Second Life. Everyone exclaimed in unison, All hail Infinite City! All hailInfinite City, I repeated, with a mild sense of emptiness, both in my words and in my heart.
After the ceremony, everyones expressions were of happiness and pre-battle excitement. I had a forced smile on my face, but the bottom of my heart felt a bit heavy. My lord, how goes your training today? Wolf-dg patted my back with a smile. I smiled dryly when I heard his words. Wolf-dg, why are you calling me my lord as well? Wolf-dg scratched his head, shrugged and explained, Its because White Bird has ordered us to address you as such from now on in order to build your reputation as the Lord of Infinite City. That was the point of todays Oath of Allegiance ceremony too. Im not used to this, I said dejectedly. Why does even Odd Squad have to kneel before me? Id rather you guys bully me like before instead of kneeling before me. Prince Wolf-dg called out hesitantly. Its my lord! Lolidragon reminded Wolf-dg as she ruthlessly whacked me on the head. Wolf-g, dont forget White Birds order.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org She then turned and shot me a fierce glare. Dont think that I wanted to kneel before you. If it werent necessary to establish your reputation, I wouldnt have kneeled before a brat like you. Lolidragon! Dont speak to our lord like that, White Bird lightly reproached her, obviously dissatisfied with Lolidragons tone. Why must I establish my reputation? I could not help but be angered as the suppressed resentment from these few days flared out all of a sudden. Wouldnt it be better if we were all friends? Why worship me as if Im some kind of god? My lord, Wolf-dg and Lolidragon were looking at me with a shocked expression, as if they were startled by my sudden burst of anger. The noisy laughter from the crowd around us had quieted down as well and the people slowly started looking in our direction one after another. My lord, White Bird panicked, sweeping her eyes at the crowd who turned their attentive gazes towards us while frowning at me. After seeing the members of Odd Squad together, Rose Team, Wicked and everyones expressions filled with concern. Seeing their expressions along with Nan Gong Zuis and White Birds frowns, my heart suddenly felt like a deflated balloon, as though as all energy had been taken away from me. I tiredly waved my hand, Sorry, Im just too tired. Ill go get some rest. I turned and left, without looking at anyones expressions anymore. I reached the main hall before realizing suddenly that I didnt know where to go. Yun Fei and JingIll go look for them then, they would definitely understand my feelings. I walked towards L Jing and Yuns cottage in low spirits and kicked the door open with force. As expected, Yun Feis screaming followed. Prince, I have told you ten thousand times before, doors can be broken! And youre paying for it if it breaks! My mood suddenly brightened at the way Yun Fei spoke to me. He was the same as before, and he didnt call me my lord. Is the Oath of Allegiance ceremony over? Moms voice suddenly trailed into my ear. Dad, mom, youre all here. I turned, surprised. Not only were Jing and Yun there, but both of my parents were in the room as well. Of course, everyone was going to kneel down and swear fealty to you, but you cant expect your parents to kneel before you too, can you? Jing asked helplessly.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Speaking of that ceremony, Im starting to feel mad. Why must everyone kneel and pledge their loyalty!? I could not suppress my feelings any longer and started shouting, wanting to vent out all my frustration. They are my friends, why must they call me my lord, and why must they honor me!? Everyone was shocked by my outburst. It was only after a moment of silence that Jing spoke. But its necessary. Rubbish, we didnt do that before, and we were okay, werent we? I quickly argued. There was no need for me to establish any reputation. Xiao Lan, it is necessary. Dad looked at me with a serious expression. Infinite City is growing stronger, and more and more people are joining Infinite City. What they need is a king they can follow, not a friend. King Why do I keep hearing this word? Why am I always being crowned with such a heavy word? Xiao Lan, youve already embarked on this path, and unless you want to abandon everything, you can only continue to walk onward, Mom said to me in all earnestness. I Im willing to walk onwards. I just dont like how my friends have transformed into subordinates. Is even this too much to ask for? I could not help but choke out. Xiao Lan! Yun grabbed hold of my shoulders. What the heck are you doing? Youre not acting like yourself. Youre supposed to be someone who boldly moves forward and doesnt withdraw regardless of the difficulties! Youre the heart of this group; tears and confusion arent things you should be expressing. But I do shed tears! I do get confused! I closed my eyes and cried, Im not god, Im not that great! Xiao Lan Everyone stood up in surprise, all wanting to come over to comfort me. I desperately freed myself from Yuns grip, wiped my tears away, and walked out of the house without looking back. The four shouted in surprise, Xiao Lan, wait up! I did not even turn my head as I shouted back, Dont follow me, I dont want to listen to anything now! Using the fastest speed that I could muster, I fled like a wind away from the place I originally thought I could find some comfort. I hadnt anticipate that even Jing and Yun, as well as my mom and dad, would be unable to understand my feelings. Who else would
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org be able to understand? I smiled humorlessly, looked up, and realized that I was standing in front of Infinite Restaurant. Naturally, I stepped into the restaurant. Just as I decided to find a corner for a silent drink, I saw Kenshin and Cold Fox sitting by the balcony, quietly drinking with some side dishes on the table. I arrogantly strode forward, sat down, and immediately grabbed Cold Foxs flagon, downing it in one gulp. Cold Fox watched silently as I snatched over the flagon. After I downed it all at once, he mildly said, Thats a vodka and whiskey cocktail. As Kenshin raised his eyes to meet Cold Foxs, the latter then added, Very strong. A normal human being would be drunk after a few cups. Kenshin and Cold Fox stared at me together. As I met their stares, I started to get mad again. What are you looking at!? Dont you know Im the Lord of Infinite City? Start ordering more wine for me. Kenshin withdrew his gaze and calmly said a single sentence: Hes drunk. Mm. Cold Fox also responded calmly. Godamnit, theyre not ordering wine for me! I couldnt suppress my rage and slammed my fist on the table. Waiter, bring more wine and all the side dishes you have to this table immediately! Have you decided to throw your life away? To waste money like that, youd better be careful of Yu Lian-dsos wrath, Lolidragons lithe voice came from behind. I did not turn my head, nor did I wish to reply. Lolidragon released a sigh and sat on the seat beside me, Whats wrong? Why are you so angry? Its only an Oath of Allegiance ceremony; you dont have to take it to heart. I was so furious that I loudly retorted, What do you mean by only an Oath of Allegiance ceremony? All of you are my friends; you werent supposed to kneel before me in the first place! Its true that were your friends, but were also your subordinates. Whats wrong with subordinates kneeling before you to pledge their loyalty? Lolidragon gazed at me with furrowed brows. What do you mean subordinates All of you are my friends! Friends! After roaring until my voice was hoarse, I grabbed the wine flagon the waiter had just delivered and drank madly, as if only this action could wash away the unhappiness in my heart.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I seemed to have frightened her, as Lolidragon was speechless for a while. She wordlessly watched as I madly gulped down the wine. Finally, she spoke in an earnest, solemn manner. Prince, youre no longer a carefree prince, but a king who shoulders heavy responsibilities. I stopped my drinking. Why do these words feel so heavy? King? Me? I said in all bitterness, Lolidragon, I dont like the current situation, I dont like how everyones treating me, and those, those lordly titles. Lolidragon slowly stood up, took a deep breath and said, Prince, you wanted to create a legend. Are you relishing the moments of happiness of the legend, but refusing to shoulder the responsibilities and pain? I was rendered speechless, and I could only watch as Lolidragon left the restaurant without looking back. I lowered my head and looked at the flagon blankly. The bottom of my heart felt so twisted up that even I did not know what I felt at the moment. Prince Are you okay? a female voice asked from behind me. My heart tightened, Did Lolidragon come back? Before my eyes Phoenixs worried expression appeared. My once hopeful feelings died within me, and my heart became even emptier. I waved an impatient hand at Phoenix and adopted an extremely harsh tone. Stop bothering me! After that, I turned my head and continued drinking and eatingbut then I noticed Kenshin and Cold Fox staring over my shoulder, frowning. I quickly turned my head to have a look. Phoenix was silently shedding tears. I was stunned, totally at a loss on how to react. But Phoenix was already speaking, and despite the two streams of tears trailing down her face, her tone was abnormally calm. Prince, you have never actually cared for me, have you? I What could I say? If Phoenix had not loved me, perhaps we could have been good friends, but since she just had to fall in love with me, she was destined to get hurt Was it the right choice to have let her fall in love with me in the beginning? I suddenly realized in horror that I had never given any thought to the aftermath. I found myself unable say anything and Phoenix did not seem to be expecting an answer. She closed her eyes, still silently crying, and turned and began walking away. My passionate feelings of love burn like the flames of the phoenix, and yet the ones I meet always smother me with the chill of an iceberg! Phoenix I could only numbly watch Phoenixs extremely sorrowful retreating figure. Even after I could no longer see her, I still could not turn my gaze away.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Prince Two voices called out to me at the same time, and at the door appeared the two silhouettes I knew bestWicked and Gui. Both of them came up to me at the same time, and I looked at them in a daze. Prince, you dont have to bear those responsibilities. If you think it hurts, then dont do it, Wicked stroked my head comfortingly. Can I really? I smiled wistfully. To leave just like that? To lose all my friends? To abandon the promise of creating a legend with everyone from Odd Squad? Xiao Prince. Wicked sighed softly and said nothing after. Your Highness, if you want to shed tears, then please do so on Guis shoulders! Gui compassionately pulled me into an embrace. I was startled for the moment, but then I raised my head and looked at him. He was taking advantage of me6 as usual, but suddenly, I felt as if I understood something. Are you doing it on purpose? I asked him. What? Guis expression changed for a split second, and quickly returned to his normal, overly dramatic expression. Oh, I just cant control myself when Im around you, Your Highness! Gui said. You are always taking advantage of meare you purposefully creating a reason for me to hit you? I stared Gui in the eye, not allowing him to act dumb. You are allowing me to hit you, so that I can vent my frustrations, right? I cried out hoarsely, Why do you need to sacrifice yourself like that? Why do you endure such pain and even humiliation? I grabbed hold of his collar and glared at him, not giving him an opportunity to escape. To go to that far of an extent for me, is it really worth it? You dont even know my real name! Guis expression suddenly became gentle. He lightly caressed my cheeks, and his eyes bore such pain and happiness that I felt confused after looking at them. If my tears can be used to exchange for your smile, then its more than worthwhile.
Taking advantage of me: In Chinese this phrase was this phrase was (ch du f), lit. eat tofu. This phrase is said to come from this: In olden times, Tofu shops are usually opened by married couples. The husband would make the tofu at night and the wife would sell them during the day. As they frequently eat tofu, their skins are naturally soft and smooth. This attracts lots of customers (mainly males, considering that the wife is doing business during the day), and the males would use the term eat tofu as an euphemism for going to the tofu shop and flirting with the Tofu Shop wife. Hence, jealous wives usually reprimand their husbands with Did you eat tofu today again? Now, its used to describe perverted males or, well, males who want to take advantage of females.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Suddenly, Gui was fiercely dragged backwards onto the ground. Although Wicked was trying desperately to glare at Gui, he could not conceal the hurt in his eyes and expression. Gui fearlessly returned Wickeds gaze, his eyes conveying a regretless determination. Why do I keep hurting people? I mumbled. My eyes were as empty as a black hole. Will there be people who get hurt no matter what I do? Prince? Wicked and Gui gazed at me in shock. Their eyes were heavy with concern. In a daze, I stood up and walked towards the door. Gui and Wicked followed behind, and I suddenly stopped, turned, and spoke to them, Dont follow me, I want some time alone to think. Please dont follow me. Gui and Wicked both stopped, and even though they were both so different, their eyes revealed the same worry and compassion towards me at the exact same time. Those two who love me so deeply, which one should I hurt? Which one could I heartlessly hurt? Zhuo-gg, who waited for me for eight years? Or Gui, who sacrificed even his dignity for me? The answer was difficult, so difficult! Stepping out of the restaurant and walking on the streets of my own city, I was suddenly reminded of a conversation I had with my brother in the online game The World that we used to play.
Aiyo, why do others have money, land and fame but we dont have any no matter how hard we train? After grinding an endless amount of incoming monsters, I could not help but complain. Shielding me from the front, my bratty little brother rolled his eyes. You call that training hard? You dont know just how much effort people might have to put in before they manage to pull it off! Are you sure? They might have just bought all of it with money, I answered in disdain. Right, stop envying others already. Owning a city is not necessarily a good thing. Why dont you think of the responsibilities they have to shoulder? Wu Qing actually replied in a happy-go-lucky way. What responsibilities? You mean the responsibility of lying down and collecting rent? I could not help but retort.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Wu Qing looked as though he was teaching a hopeless child. Sis, you just dont understand. My friend has a city. Every day, he worries about losing the city, about loss and debts, about tension among his companions, and about the people who dont accept him and want to usurp his throne. Also, once you own a castle, you must have a second, and a third Finally, you wont be happy until you dominate the whole game, and that is a very heavy responsibility. I replied thoughtlessly. I dont want a second castle, I just want one. Why is it a must to dominate the whole game? As he was almost sliced apart by the monsters, Wu Qing dared not continue the debate. He only mumbled one last thing in returnwords that I did not to take to heart at that time but which were now clear as day to me. There are some situations that leave you with no choice. Only the people who have not walked the same path can speak so lightly.
Indeed only the people who have not walked the same path can speak so lightly! I closed my eyes, allowing the tears to trickle from the corner of my eyes. Prince-gg Dolls hesitant voice reached my ears. Not wanting to let the young Doll see me like this, I did not turn to face her. Im alright. I just want to be alone for a moment. You dont have to worry about me, Doll. Prince-gg, can Doll take a walk with you? I want to be alone for the moment I relentlessly rejected. Instead, Doll stepped forward and grasped my hand, and using a quiet tone which I had never thought would come from her, she said, Dont dwell on it alone, you will only be going on a wild goose chase. At least let me accompany you. I think I can understand your pain: the pain of a ruler. I first stared, followed with an unbelieving, bitter smile. How could you understand? How could a real life princess not understand? Hearing that remark, I turned to Doll in shock, and was met with her regal expression, which exuded elegance. She smiled lightly as she said, Let me take a walk with you now, you will feel better about being a ruler. I will feel better about being a ruler? A princess is telling me that I will feel better about having the identity of a king? Before today, I would definitely have said that this would never happen, but now I could only smile bitterly. Theres no way I could feel better as a ruler; I have entered a quagmire. I cannot advance, nor can I turn back! 35
Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Thats because youre focusing only on the pain of advancing or the pain of withdrawing, and forgetting the joy that can be had in both choices, Doll replied. She spoke in a resolute manner, and yet her words felt vague to me. Nevertheless, lets just take a walk. There will always be a way, as long as you dont stay in a corner and simply brood over things. Doll strongly pushed me from the back, and in the blink of an eye, we had reached the city gates. Where are we going? I asked in astonishment. The sky is endless, the world is vast; we can go anywhere we want!
Meanwhile, in Infinite Restaurant Cold Fox asked coolly, What happened? Something that does not concern us. Kenshin drank his tea with indifference. Human emotions were far too complex; it was not something he would understand. Its not entirely unrelated to us, Cold Fox sighed. Even though he is our Liege Lord, we have no need to care for his private matters, Kenshin ruthlessly replied. No, it does concern us. Cold Fox frowned as he looked at the table full of food and wine. We have to pay for his bill.
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I want to go somewhere secluded to train. Is that okay with you, Doll? I had thought about this for a while. How should I explain it? I didnt want to wear a mask, but I didnt want to get caught up in trouble either. Doll is okay with whatever you decide, Doll replied, laughing. Her previous dignified air of a princess had disappeared off to who-knows-where. I rubbed my chin, replied with a vague sound of mm, and walked along quietly. Doll scrutinized my aloof reaction but she didnt say anything and just followed behind me. Thus, the two of us pressed onward with our journey with barely any words exchanged. I intended to reach the Valley of Wandering Nymphs as soon as possible and vent out my frustration through battle. It was not until we reached the valley that Doll finally spoke up, gasping in surprise, Its so pretty here! What is this place? The scenery was indeed stunning. I gazed off into the endless field of flowers. Some were sparkling and immaculate like snow, while others were pink enough to instill feelings of adoration. Still others were a soft and mysterious shade of violet. Amongst the flowers stood several cherry blossom trees in full bloom. Their petals fluttered about the entire valley, intensifying the portrayal of a utopian beauty. I answered Dolls question softly, The Valley of Wandering Nymphs. What a befitting7 name Wait a second, the Valley of Wandering Nymphs? Dolls original infatuated expression suddenly changed, and she turned her head to look at me in fright, Prince-gge isnt planning to train inside the Den of Wandering Nymphs, is he? I nodded. Doll looked like she wanted to say something but stopped herself, and eventually continued following after me silently. Of course, I knew why Doll was apprehensive. The nymphs in this valley were all rare beauties beyond compare. When the game was newly released, perverts kept swarming here to gawk at them. Yet, all those perverts, whether they had come alone, in pairs, or in teams, would never make it out alive Although the perverts wanted to ogle continuously at beautiful girls, they couldnt just throw away their lives, and so they all gradually stopped coming to the Den of Wandering Nymphs. Moreover, the number of regular players training here had been dwindling as well for two reasons. First, all males were invariably affected by the nymphs physical appearances and would hold back their attacks or would even start daydreaming with saliva dripping from their mouths. How could one continue fighting under these conditions? Second,
It would be befitting for nymphs, being such beautiful creatures, to live in an enchanting place such as the one described.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org nymphs were not your run-of-the-mill monsters. Nymphs fall into three subcategories: the level 60 ones, who wore red robes, the level 70 ones, who wore blue robes, and the level 80 ones, who wore purple robes. There were also rumors of a boss called Celestial8, though nobody had seen it to this day, and only one or two pictures of purple-robed nymphs could be found on the Internet, and their beauty could rival that of Lolidragons, so they werent really a good target for males to train on. As such, the Valley of Wandering Nymphs barely showed any signs of human passing Dont worry. I only plan on attacking up to the blue robed nymphs. Even though they are always in groups of two or three, I should be able to manage with your skeleton summons. I couldnt help but console Doll a bit. Doll nodded, following me into the Den of Wandering Nymphs. As expected, the red-robed nymphs were elegant and refined beauties. Its no wonder men couldnt attack them who would be willing to fight against girls as beautiful as these? In one clean strike, I attacked one of the nymphs. Seeing the nymphs shocked expression, I chuckled coldly. I am not one of those gentlemen who believe in chivalry towards women, after all. By now, the two other nymphs nearby had begun to close in, making me a bit clumsy while parrying their attacks. But Doll immediately summoned eight Fire-armored Skeletons, changing the situation from three versus one to nine versus three. With utmost ease, I sent the three lovely nymphs to nirvana and continued further into the cave, preparing to find blue-robed nymphs and have a great time beating them up! Doll and I continued fighting in this manner through the entire way. Apart from battling, we only stopped to eat our rations when we got hungry and to use this opportunity for some rest. Eventually, we had logged on and off so many times that we lost count, and yet, during this entire time, the two of us had barely spoken half a sentence. While back in the real world, I saw Professor Min Gui Wen and Zhuo-gge on campus, and both looked like they had a lot on their minds. Is it from worrying about me? I suddenly thought, Should I at least PM the people back at Infinite City? Isnt it too irresponsible of me to take Doll along and just vanish without a trace? The next time I went online, I discussed the issue with Doll. While chewing on her rations, Doll said to me, Doll has already explained it to Wolf-gge. Oh, so you told him that you came with me to train? In that case, it should be fine, since my original task was to concentrate on leveling up anyway.
Celestial: . This can literally be taken to mean Immortal of the Sky, but can also be construed to mean a Heavenly Beauty.
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Kill-steal: A term in online games describing the situation when someone lands the finishing blow on an enemy and gets credit for doing so even though the enemy was already being targeted by another player. It is generally a frowned-upon practice, though there are generally no explicit rules against it.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Honey, look, theres a very handsome person next to you! the woman shouted while pointing at me, making the claymore wielding warrior turn his head towards me and stare in bewilderment. The warrior suddenly shouted in shock, The rumors were right, the legendary Celestial really is a male! What? The legendary Celestial is a male? This is news to me. Right, thats just splendid. Honey, it looks like we didnt come all the way here to the Central Continent in vain; Celestial really is very handsome. The woman gazed intensely at me, her face gushing with excitement. But do be careful, darling. Rumors has it that Celestial is strong beyond belief, and he is one of the top three bosses! The man scrutinized my every move very carefully. Wait a second. I frowned a bit. Dont tell me these two are mistaking me for Celestial? How can this be? I didnt know whether to laugh or cry. Are my pointy ears not proof enough that Im an elf? Chains of Ice! The woman yelled loudly as a snow woman suddenly appeared right in front of her and started casting its own magic So shes a summoner? I faintly recalled that such a class existed. But wait a second! W-why did an ice chain appear around my body? I looked up. Oh heavens! The claymore wielding warrior was getting ready to hack me to death with that intimidating sword, and being wrapped up by the chains, I had no way of pulling out Black Dao to defend myself. I had no choice but to hop to the side, but I lost my balance instead and fell to the ground. Spotting an opening, the claymore warrior spared no time in swinging his sword, directing another blow towards me. Prince-gge! As Doll let out the most desperate scream imaginable, she threw her entire body on top of me, intending to block the attack for me. Doll, get away from here now! I shouted, terror-stricken by the possibility of Doll getting any injuries. Surprised, the claymore wielding swordsman promptly shifted his attack, and his weapon smashed into the ground just beside us, stirring up a large cloud of dust. We stared at each other, the claymore warriors large eyes reflecting off of my smaller ones for quite a while before I declared coldly, Im a player. On the spot, large beads of cold sweat appeared on the claymore warriors face, and the chains of ice wrapped around my body disappeared. Looking behind him, I could see the female summoner smiling with embarrassment.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Hmph! I snorted coldly and got back up on my feet, while Doll, clinging to my chest, was still trembling with fear. My sincere apologies this is all a misunderstanding. My wife and I are here to find out whether the rumored Celestial is a male or not. Moreover, my wife is a summoner, so if possible, she would really like to capture Celestial as a summoning pet. Thats the only reason we attacked you, so please dont be offended! the claymore wielding warrior apologized with a sheepish smile. Oh my, you forgot to introduce yourself, honey. Greetings, my name is DanDan10 and I am a summoner. DanDan smiled brilliantly. Her oval-shaped face was indeed as cute as her name suggested. Next, she gestured towards the claymore warrior, explaining, This is my hubby. His name is Neurotic11 and hes a warrior. A warrior with the strength to move mountains, with a huge claymore nobody else can wield as weapon. This is my claymore, Ultima Sword. As if afraid that his in-depth clarification wasnt clear enough, Neurotic started brandishing the claymore flamboyantly, stirring up wind with each impressive swing. Unfortunately, Neurotic was about the same height as myself, and his build was not that much stockier than my own slender elf body either, giving him the impression of a small child fooling around with a large sword. Were leaving. I carried Doll in my arms and walked away without looking back. Bide a moment, brave champion, DanDan cried out in surprise. I halted. Brave champion? Why is everyone I met lately fond of speaking in ancient prose? Though I couldnt do anything about their way of speech, I still didnt want to have anything more to do with them. My mood was bad enough already, and the fact that they knocked me flat on the ground was just adding fuel to the fire. Wait a moment, ultra-handsome fellow, strong and charming young lad, honorable and righteous warrior, uhluckiest man alive with the worlds cutest wife Having completely exhausted his supply of titles, Neurotic has no choice but to start babbling rubbish. I suddenly stopped in my tracks and turned around to angrily rebuke them. What nonsense are you spouting? This is my little sister, not my wife.
DanDan: Her name () literally means egg or oval-shaped. Chinese names often repeat the same word as a sign of endearment. 11 Neurotic: His name () literally means having a nerve disorder but colloquially is used to describe someone who is overly sensitive, and reacts or takes offense unexpectedly at seemingly innocuous things. The manhua refers to him as Wacko, but we feel that Neurotic is a more suitable name and closer to the authors original intent.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Those two were evidently quite shocked, but recovered their senses right away. Neurotic even replied with a sickly sweet smile. Oh, in that case, luckiest man alive with the worlds cutest little sister, can you please tell us of your exalted name? It gets pretty exhausting referring to you like this. Doll, who was still being carried in my arms, suddenly spoke out. How could you two not recognize him? Neurotic scratched his head. What? Is our esteemed brother actually quite famous in the Central Continent? DanDan even let out a oh my, her face full of penitence as she said, We are truly sorry then. My hubby and I have just arrived from the Western Continent, and we are still not quite familiar with Central Continent. We probably havent heard of your renowned name yet. It doesnt matter where you came from. As long as youre a player in Second Life, then its impossible for you not to know the spokesperson of Second Life, Prince! Doll proclaimed, brimming with confidence. The two of them breathed a sound of puzzlement upon hearing that. DanDan muttered to herself, Second Lifes spokesperson? I havent been on the official site for a while, so now Second Life actually has a spokesperson! However, Neurotic asked me skeptically, I havent been on the official site for a while either so I dont know about this spokesperson business, but Prince is a name that Ive heard many times before. Are you the Blood Elf of Infinite City? I kept my expression cool, not wanting to say anything, but Doll replied on my behalf, Thats right, Prince-gge is the lord of Infinite City. Fancy finding by sheer luck what one has been searching for far and wide. Neurotic suddenly said neurotically, as he and his wife both stared at me intently with bright eyes. Besides confirming that the rumored Celestial of the Valley of Wandering Nymphs is a male, our second reason for coming to the Central Continent was to check out the man who is famous throughout Second Life for his handsomeness the lord of Infinite City. Dont refer to me as the lord of Infinite City! I shouted rudely. Uh, how about Blood Elf? Neurotic asked with hesitation. Dont I have a name? I replied in my coldest tone. DanDan gulped, and very cautiously asked, Prince?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I snorted coldly, gestured to Doll, and promptly turned to leave. Behind me, Doll hesitantly explained to the other two, Im really sorry about this. Prince-gge is in a bad mood, but do come and visit us at Infinite City some other time! As she finished her explanation, Doll ran in small steps to my side, and took my hand. But I still havent seen enough yet. The sound of DanDans regretful voice could be heard from behind. Oh come on darling, hes in a bad mood, so lets not bother them anymore. But This is why we should just quietly follow them from behind. We wont bother them with our chit-chat anymore. That makes sense. I only wanted to see what Prince looks like anyway, so not speaking is fine. Hearing their discussion only made my anger rise with every sentence. What do they take me as, a monkey at a zoo to gawk at for their viewing pleasure? But I didnt want to speak to them again either, so I could only let things be. The situation lasted until Doll asked timidly, Prince-gge, arent we going a bit too far inside? It seems a bit dangerous here. Oh right, I got so pissed off that I forgot where I was going. I looked to the left, and then looked to right, and there were purple-robed nymphs close to us no matter where I looked. If I were to continue going forward, they would definitely attack us in groups. I couldnt help but gulp a little, very carefully turning around and backtracking my steps. Wow, you really are deserving of the title Blood Elf, even when you are walking around such a dangerous place, you are still calm like youre strolling in your own backyard. DanDan smacked her lips in admiration. Neurotic also shook his head, praising, Simply miraculous. We were both attacked by the nymphs several times already, but Prince here is actually able to maintain his distance and stay safe the entire time, not getting attacked by a single nymph. This ability to determine the safe distance is just too astounding. (Authors Note: Every type of monster has a different safe distance. Once the player gets too close to the monster, passing the safe distance, the monster will then automatically go on the offense and attack the player.) Eh, I guess this is what people would call the devils own luck Lolidragon always rolls her eyes and says, Prince, its ridiculous how much devils luck you have. Imagining
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Furious, I started to charge towards them, but Neurotic grabbed my hand to stop me. I turned back to glare angrily at him. However, he was looking with uncertainty at the androgynous being. Celestial? asked Neurotic. This is Celestial? My expression changed drastically. I have absolutely no chance of winning against one of the top three bosses, pervert or not, but Doll has fallen into his hands now As I realized this, I became very somber, since this was entirely my fault. Everything would have been fine if I hadnt brought Doll to the Valley of the Wandering Nymphs. Fair maiden, why dont you become my bride? Celestial said while rubbing his face against Dolls cheek. Doll was petrified with fear. Waaaaa! Prince-gge, hurry up and save Doll! Doll is very scared of this person. Damn! Who the hell designed this perverted NPC? He even knows how to sexually harass Doll! I turned to Neurotic and DanDan, my eyes pleading, I beg you guys, please help me save my teammate! Neurotic scratched the back of his head and said, No problem! DanDan and I came here specifically to challenge Celestial anyway. DanDan even laughed confidently, saying, Dont worry, Prince. My honey is actually an elite warrior who is ranked ninth in the official ranking. Hell definitely help you save that cute girl. I am nothing compared to you, darling. Youre an elite summoner ranked fifth in the official ranking. Neurotic replied with a face full of reverence. I was jumping with joy. Looks like Doll might be saved after all. Then Ill be depending on you two. No problem! DanDan and Neurotic shouted together in harmony. Their goofy expressions were replaced with a serious countenance. DanDan started chanting some incantations and then a living suit of armor appeared, separated automatically, and pieced itself back together on Neurotics body. Waving around his huge sword and roaring violently, Neurotic charged towards Celestial. I also scrambled to pull out my Black Dao and sped towards Celestial.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Ha! Celestial suddenly laughed scornfully. After reciting a phrase that I couldnt understand, roughly ten purple-robed nymphs suddenly appeared in the space between us and Celestial. We all gasped in surprise. Neurotic and DanDan also muttered upon seeing this. This is going to be bad. Flame-armored Skeletons, hurry and help. Even captured, Doll was not one to sit idle. She hastily summoned her skeletons. Necromancer? DanDan and Neurotic opened their mouths in surprise. As I saw they were stunned, I shouted out to them anxiously, Hurry up and save Doll! Right! Neurotic snapped out of it after hearing my urging. After roaring loudly, he got into a heated brawl with the ten purple-robed nymphs. It was a good thing Dolls Flamearmored Skeletons were there to help, making it possible to slowly eliminate them one by one. I could tell that the ten purple robes would not be a problem for Neurotic, and so I kept searching for a chance to rescue Doll. On the other side, DanDan was living up to her reputation as a fifth ranking elite summoner. Upon seeing my intention to save Doll, she summoned the snow woman as well. The snow woman activated her Chains of Ice in an attempt to tie down Celestial so that I could successfully rescue Doll. Chains of Ice! Dispel! Celestial snorted coldly. With just one word, not only did the snow womans Chains of Ice disappear, but she was also hit with an intense counterattack, making her spit out a mouthful of blood. Ignoring the fact that Celestial did not get restrained, I still charged forward to rescue Doll anyway. As I almost reached Celestial, a white shape suddenly flew out, brutally hitting me in the chest. The impact was so great that I flew backwards, forcefully smashing against a wall. I coughed up fresh blood as I struggled to suppress the sharp pains coming from my chest. Several of my ribs seemed broken. Prince-gge! Doll shouted in shock. DanDan was surprised too, and she called back the snow woman, and summoned forth another one, this time a katana covered in blood. DanDan glared furiously at Celestial, shouting, Lets see if you can deal with a level 95 summoning Blade of Blood. Blade of Blood hovered in midair, and then flew like lightning towards Celestial. Good thing Neurotic and DanDan are not my enemies here
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I was secretly dripping with cold sweat as I watched Blade of Bloods evil aura surging through the air. Celestials fury was radiating as he angrily shouted, Celestial Satin! That white thing flew out again, blocking the Blade of Blood. Only now could I see it clearly. It turned out to be a strip of silk. Blade of Blood and Celestial Satin squared off against each other in midair, each trying to drive the other back. Blade of Blood desperately tried to cut Celestial Satin in half, but unfortunately, Celestial Satins ability to change from being fluidly flexible to being as stiff as steel negated all of Blade of Bloods attacks. Pierce! I suddenly heard Celestial command, and another white shape sprang forth, targeting DanDan? Dodge it, DanDan! I screamed loudly, and then knocked her out of the way with my body as the white fabric mercilessly pierced into my shoulder. I groaned roughly and was forced down on one knee. Darling? Neurotic looked back worriedly as he heard moans of pain. When he saw that DanDan was fallen on the ground and I was heavily injured, he shook off the purplerobed nymphs with great force. He sprinted back towards us, and pulled out a red health potion for me to drink. Without Neurotic, the pressure on the skeletons increased greatly. Doll could only direct the skeletons to temporarily hold off the attacks of the pursuing purple-robed nymphs. Celestial laughed once again, reciting the same incantation that I couldnt understand earlier. As I cursed in my mind, sure enough, another ten purple-robed nymphs appeared in front of us. Including the ones that Neurotic still hadnt finished off, there were now a grand total of seventeen purple robes. All four of our faces changed drastically. As the situation worsened into this, I prepared myself. I calmly said to them, You guys run away right now. If its just escaping, it shouldnt be too difficult for you two. Then what will you do? Neurotic asked in confusion. Im going to stay. Even if I die, I will not abandon my teammates, I said with determination. Good! Neurotic gave me a thumbs-up, and waved around his claymore. Then hurry and finish up your red potion, so we can charge at them together. Startled, I asked, You guys?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Dont be silly. I, Neurotic, would never ever abandon my teammates, except by dying in battle. Neurotic laughed without restraint. I creased my brows. We dont count as teammates, though. Ah man, dont sweat the small things! We have spoken together, so we count as teammates now Before DanDan could finish her sentence, she suddenly pointed towards Celestials direction in fright. This time, Doll also let out a startled scream. I quickly turn my head and look, only to see Celestial actually grabbing Doll and flying up. Only now that I realized that there was a strange looking magic circle on the ceiling. From the looks of Celestial flying up Dont tell me he intends to fly inside? As soon as this thought entered my head, I immediately made a mad dash towards Celestial and jumped with all my might, but I couldnt even grab a corner of his clothes. Celestial and Doll had already disappeared inside the portal. Doll!
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Calm down, you have to calm down, I muttered frantically to myself. First, lets see whether PMing works. Trembling, I opened the PM channel. Doll? Prince-gge, Doll replied anxiously. Thank goodness that PMs still works. The load weighing on my heart finally lifted a little. Doll, are you alright? Im fine, but Celestial keeps rubbing his face against Dolls cheek, which feels really disgusting. Doll sounded as though she was about to cry. WHAT?! That perverted NPC I was so angry that I nearly rushed up into the portal. Doll, you wait for me, Im coming to save you! Doll stopped me quickly. Dont come up, Prince-gge. Celestial is too strong; you guys wont be able to defeat him. Just let Doll fly back to the rebirth point. Prince-gge, your level is important to me, so whatever you do, dont lose any levels. I was silent for quite a while. What Doll had said was indeed the truth, and even if I combined powers with Neurotic and DanDan, I was afraid that we might not even be able to grab the ends of Celestials clothes. However, can I really just abandon Doll? After all, it was me who had brought her here to her death. I sat down on the ground, discouraged. As expected, my strength is still too low. I couldnt even protect my own companion. Neurotic and DanDan stood to one side, also unsure of what to do. They only stared at me, and I was lost in thought. It was not until Doll messaged me with sobs, that I was roughly awakened. Prince-gge, Celestial said that he wants Doll to be his wife, and he isnt willing to kill Doll. Also, its strange that Doll has no way to go offline. What?! I was so shocked that I jumped up from the floor, even giving Neurotic and DanDan beside me a huge scare. 49
Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I was simply beside myself with panic. Doesnt that mean that Doll is trapped? No way, I have to go save her! After I had made up my mind, I started calmly considering Dolls rescue. After all, if the three of us went up, and were not only unable to rescue Doll but also became trapped there with her, then we would really be up the creek without a paddle12. Neurotic, DanDan I explained what Doll had just told me. They too started furrowing their brows, and DanDan appeared to become even more worried. I intend to get help from Infinite City. Neurotic, DanDan, would you lend me your strength? I was practically pleading as I looked at them. No problem! Even if we have to climb a mountain of knives or jump into cauldrons13 of hot oil or even if the enemy in front of our eyes is Celestial, the two of us will rescue that cute little girl, Neurotic roared with heroic spirit. Thats great, I replied. With someone leading the way, I wont be afraid of not being able to find this place. Leading the way? Neurotic repeated blankly. I nodded my head embarrassedly, and laughed, Because I have no sense of direction, Im afraid I wont be able to find this place. Therefore, Ill have to ask you guys to help bring my companions and me to this place later on. Neurotics whole face looked lifeless, while DanDan let out a laugh. Okay, okay, my husband and I will act like a GPS device this once. After I finished talking to them, I immediately PMed my invincible pet, Kenshin. Kenshin, matters are really serious. Hurry over to the Den of Wandering Nymphs and bring along Sunshine, Cold Fox, and XiMen Feng. Take note to use the flying carpet and hurry over. Ill be waiting for you at the cave entrance. Kenshin was speechless for a moment, and then asked me, The others arent needed? Wicked, Nan Gong Zui, and even Broken Sword are all stronger than XiMen Feng. I was silent for a moment. Right now, I really dont want to see them! I threw a tantrum and then I willfully ran away. Now that I have landed Doll into this predicament, how
Up the creek without a paddle: (jio tin tin b yng, jio d d b lng). Literally: Cry out to the heavens, but the heavens dont respond. Cry out to the earth, but the earth is impervious. 13 Climb a mountain of knives, go into the oil cauldrons: Actually refers to some of the punishments depicted in Chinese Hell. There are eighteen levels of hell, each incorporating a different kind of torture/punishment meant for different kind of sinners. These two are some of the most common ones. For more info, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diyu (Warning: Not for the faint-hearted).
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org could I have the nerve to see them? Stubbornly, I said, I dont want to see people that I know well. Understood. Ill go look for them now. Kenshin didnt say much, and after saying that hed look for the others, nothing else was heard from him. After instructing Kenshin, I turned my head around and looked towards Neurotic and DanDan. Please help bring me to the cave entrance to wait for support. No problem! Neurotic gave me a thumbs up. As Neurotic brought me toward the cave entrance, he absent-mindedly told me, You look a lot better now, not like a little while back when you had a living people stay away appearance. Sorry, I wasnt in a very good mood, I apologized, full of sincerity. Being that impolite to them, its surprising that they are still willing to help me. Ooh, not in a good mood? Come, tell big sister whats the matter, and big sister will comfort you. DanDan had the kind of glint in her eyes that appears whenever females see a cute small animal. Your husband would be jealous, right? I hung a helpless expression on my face, for I hadnt imagined that this face of mine would even tempt married woman. Neurotic turned his head to look at me, and his eyes had the kind of glint that appears whenever a guy sees a cute girl. That wont happen; I will comfort you together with my wife. This terrible pair of husband and wife Weve reached the cave entrance. Are those your companions? DanDan pointed at the few shadows in front. I looked over to where she was pointing. As expected, it was Kenshin. Beside him were the people that I had just requested, Cold Fox and such. XiMen Feng reproached loudly, Sonny, what kind of nonsense were you taking care of, missing for that many days, and leaving yer daddy without anyone to fight. Dont you know how to find Kenshin and Cold Fox? The both of them shouldve been quite idle, I said angrily, yet finding it hilarious. Could it be that XiMen Feng had fallen in love with the feeling of having his ass kicked by me? Why does it seem as though everyone who has been beaten up by me becomes addicted to it?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org XiMen Feng flinched as he glanced at Kenshin and Cold Fox. Looking highly embarrassed, he grumbled, I did, but the red-haired sonny ignores yer daddy, and though that damn fox was willing to fight with yer daddy, his attacks were so heavy. Last time he even caused yer daddy to fly into the sky. Who would dare to look for him for a fight? Its not as if I resent my level being too high and want to lose a few levels, eh. Prince, just what happened? Why would you suddenly ask us to come over? Fairsky originally told me that you had a falling out with us, and you wouldnt appear for ten days to half a month. Sunshine questioned me confusedly. He even smilingly added, Fairsky even spent a really long time explaining to me what fall out with means! Sunshine is so straightforward that it would make people want to cry. I could only automatically overlook the three words fall out with, and directly explain the situation. Doll has been captured by a boss named Celestial. For unknown reasons, she is unable to go offline, so we have to go rescue her. Once I had said the word boss, Cold Foxs eyes suddenly lit up. Straight and to the point, he said, Lets go then! This battle fanatic Helplessly, I hoped that he would not forget that my main objective was to rescue someone. I gestured to Neurotic and DanDan to lead the way. Neurotic, DanDan, sorry to trouble you to lead the way. No problem. Im going to run, okay? After all, the sooner we rescue Doll, the better. If you guys cannot catch up, let me know. The moment Neurotic finished his words, he immediately started running, and our party followed behind. Sprint forward, I think all of us can catch up! When I thought of Doll trapped in the hands of the perverted Celestial, I wished that I could teleport there to rescue her. Prince, Kenshin shouted to me, and then he pointed to the mage Sunshine, who was full of innocent smiles, as well as the beefy warrior XiMen Feng. Uh, Kenshin, you carry Sunshine. XiMen Feng You better run faster. I glared at XiMen Feng ferociously. F***, sonny, thats discrimination! Though grumbling, XiMen Feng still had a face of resignation as he prepared to use all his might to run. With some difficulty, we ran back to the place where Celestial and Doll had disappeared. I gazed at the magic formation above and held in the urge to charge in to save Doll. Although there are this many strong people to help, Celestial is still someone who should
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org not be trifled with. Lets first PM Doll and check the situation before doing anything. Without further ado, I opened up the PM channel. Doll, how are you doing? Were you bullied by Celestial? No, replied Doll vaguely. It made my heart pump vigorously once. What has happened? I took on a tone of worry. Has Doll been beaten up so badly that even speaking is difficult? Then we are going up to save you, okay? Mhmm Doll gave another vague reply. My heart was heavy. It looks like Doll really has been beaten up. How hateful! I immediately changed my facial expression, and the look of the blood elf appeared once again. Full of rage, I used a dangerous tone as I said, Nobody can bully my friends! Using all my strength to kick against the mountain wall, I took the lead and jumped into the magic formation, and the rest of them followed me. I glanced left and right in worry, searching for Doll. However, in the great hall full of snow-white pillars, other than the throne in the center and the scattered and gleaming treasures made of gold and silver everywhere, there was no trace of Doll. I couldnt help but urgently shout, Doll? Doll, where are you? Who are you? A voice came from behind a pillar and my eyes snapped towards it. As I expected, the one who appeared in front of our eyes was the androgynous pervert Celestial. I gave a snort. Hmph, you just captured my companion and now you dont recognize us anymore? So it is you, my wifes former companion. Celestial had a face of indifference, as though that was already the past tense. Seeing that, I was really infuriated. What do you mean former companion? Return Doll now! I bellowed. Celestial narrowed his eyes dangerously and coldly said, You want to snatch my wife? I too, replied coldly, She is not your wife. Youre not worthy!
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I said she is my wife, thus she is my wife! Celestial was so angry that as he roared a length of white satin shot towards me. I did my best to roll to the side and dodged the tattered cloth that had once made me break a few ribs. As I did that, I yelled at everyone, Why are you just standing there? Start fighting! They returned to their senses and immediately drew their weapons to vigorously attack Celestial. Kenshin, whose speed was the fastest, was already in front of Celestial in the blink of an eye. Celestial revealed a shocked expression on his face, and hastily shot a few lengths of white satin to act as a shield between him and Kenshin. However, Kenshin indifferently shouted, Void Piercer. Urgh, Celestial let out a groan of pain and Kenshin, who had abruptly appeared behind Celestial, took the chance to attack. Once Celestial turned around, Kenshin sliced again. Celestial was unable to dodge it, and was once again given a wound on his right shoulder. Celestial was staring at his own wound with disbelief, an expression of rage on his face growing with each passing second. Following that, he flew up high in the sky to put some distance between him and Kenshin, his mouth spitting out that sound that I couldnt understand. Oh no! I shouted loudly inside my heart, but purple-robed nymphs had already appeared before my eyes. The difference this time round was that their number was so great that they were like a miniature army. Serious expressions appeared on our faces. Although it was not as though we couldnt win against this bunch of purple robes, behind them there was still Celestial, who was eyeing us with fury! Seeing the situation, I came to a decision. Sunshine and DanDan, you guys will be in charge of using magic to force Celestial back toward the floor. Kenshin, you prepare to pursue and attack Celestial. The rest of you surround the two of them, and be sure to protect them well. Hearing my words, DanDan immediately stood beside Sunshine, and Neurotic and XiMen Feng also stood at both of their sides to protect them. However, Cold Fox stared at Celestial with his face full of longing instead, looking as though he was itching to have a fight to the death with him. I rolled my eyes. As expected, he is a fox that doesnt follow the crowd. I could only open my mouth in exasperation to say, Cold Fox, Celestial is not a warrior. Even if you fight him, you wont find pleasure in it. Listen to me first and act accordingly. When we get back, you can have as many rounds of combat with Kenshin as you please. Cold Fox didnt say a single word, but he obediently stood to the side of Sunshine and DanDan. Looks like Kenshin is not just ordinarily usefulbesides being able to battle, he can still be used to tempt battle fanatics.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Battle, start! Sunshine immediately started to recite an incantation and wind blades shot towards Celestial. Unfortunately, they were all blocked by Celestials white satin. The superb summoner DanDan was not to be outdone, and while she summoned blood blades to fly into the air and fight with Celestial, she also summoned a stone giant to help us fight the purple robes, greatly reducing the pressure on us. Kenshin prowled continuously underneath Celestial. The moment Celestial was forced to descend to lower heights by the blood blades and magic, Kenshin immediately used his astonishing jumping ability to jump between the pillars, frequently catching Celestial unprepared. The rest of the warriors spared no effort in battling the purple robes that swarmed like ants. Swinging his claymore, Neurotic frequently chopped the purple robes into half through their waists and Cold Fox would appear and disappear unpredictably to strike a blade right into their hearts. I too, specialized in hitting crucial areas. The neck, the heart, and the forehead were all my favorite places. XiMen Feng, who was comparably lacking in power, instead adopted a strategy of fighting slowly, taking them on one at a time. Killing them continuously, our bodies were drenched in unknown amounts of blood; our sight was a sea of red. Our hands had swung our blades an unknown number of times and we only knew that with every swing of a blade, there would be a fountain of blood spurting. Our bodieshad unknown amounts of injuries, but the pain had long since disappeared, leaving only numbness behind. However, the nymphs still continued to come at us like a tide and I didnt have any time to check the situation with Celestial. Will Kenshin and the others be able to kill Celestial? I anxiously wanted to go check on Kenshins situation, but the moment I showed a little bit of hesitation, my left shoulder immediately received a heavy blow. I knelt with a knee on the ground, wildly coughing up blood. When I raised my head once again, I saw both Neurotic and Cold Fox were already standing beside me, blocking the attacks of the purple robes in my place. If they hadnt been there, Im afraid I would have already flown back to Infinite City! However, both of their bodies were also riddled with scars, and I could see that they were at their limit. Still the purple robes surrounded us in groups. Could it be that there is no end to Celestials summonings? Does his magic have no limit? My heart was half chilled. At this moment, I focused in Kenshins direction. His originally neat body was now covered in blood; his clothes had actually been torn in a few areas. Could it be that he is injured? Damn, I actually forgot againif Kenshin and Sunshine die, their consciousness might not remain. I definitely cant let them die.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Kenshin, Sunshine, if the situation turns critical, you guys should immediately escape, I instantly PMed Kenshin and Sunshine. What is considered critical? Kenshin indifferently asked. As long as your life is endangered, its considered critical, I replied anxiously. Kenshin gave a bitter smile. But, I think I can no longer escape. What? I stared at Kenshin in fright, and at this moment then I realized that both of Kenshins legs had actually been bounded by countless lengths of white satin, making him unable to move. He could only block off attacks while standing in that spot. Moreover, surrounding Kenshin were ten or more purple robes, and Celestial was eyeing him covetously. Although Sunshine and DanDan frantically tried to distract Celestial, the white satin attacking Kenshin didnt even stop once. Sunshine, hurry and help Kenshin! I turned my head to look at Sunshine, and was once again shocked at another scene. As Neurotic and Cold Fox were standing within my vicinity to protect me, it caused the pressure at DanDan and Sunshines side to increase. DanDan not only had to command a stone giant to block off the purple robes, Sunshine still had to continuously use his magic to deal with Celestials white satins. The critical status of their situation was not at all lower than Kenshins. Was it me who burdened everyone? Thinking this, I decided that I couldnt care less that my body was in so much pain till I was numb, and forced myself to stand up. I shouted to Neurotic and Cold Fox, Im fine, you guys hurry and go help the magicians. Neurotic and Cold Fox gave me a worried glance, but under my firm gaze, both sped back to Sunshine and DanDans sides to help block off the attacks from the purple robes. I want to go help Kenshin! Dragging my suddenly heavy body, I still did my best to swing Black Dao in my hands, using the speed that I was most proud of to weave in between the purple robes, and rush towards Kenshins side step by step. Kenshin, I have come to help you. After reaching Kenshins side with much difficulty, I continued to swing my blade non-stop to hack at the white satin that was binding Kenshins feet. Mhh, Kenshin grunted in reply. He started to concentrate even more on dealing with the surrounding purple robes. After quite a while he had cut down a large group of purple robes and I had also finally reduced the number of white satin strips on Kenshins feet to one. Prince, you guys be careful; I dont have any more magic to continue the blood blades summon to fight with Celestial! DanDan shouted anxiously.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org What? I turned my head to look at Celestial. Without the blood blades, Celestial had no more concerns. With a wave of his hand, the white satin that I had chopped once again wound onto Kenshins legs. Another ten or so lengths of white satin floated behind Celestial, and then all of them shot towards Kenshin. It seemed that Kenshins body was going to have ten or so more holes No! I gave a roar and I threw my whole body towards Kenshin, determined to protect him at the cost of my own life. Rebound Barrier! a familiar voice suddenly rose, and as I turned my head to look I saw that the lengths of attacking white satin had actually rebounded back to Celestials body. Unfortunately, Celestial had evaded it in time, and didnt take any serious damage. Prince, are you alright? Lolidragons voice? Once again, I turned my head to look in shock. The people I saw were not just Yun and Lolidragon, but there were many more companions. The whole group of Odd Squad was assembled, and Rose Team was also here. Ming Huang from Dark Emperor was already looking at me with a face that revealed his bad mood and of course Nan Gong Zui and Kong Kong were not absent. I was dumbfounded, and could only ask with a stammer, Everyone Why have you all come here? Lolidragon snappily replied, Seeing that Kenshin was searching for people everywhere, I instantly knew that you must have gotten into trouble again. I PMed XiMen Feng to ask what had happened and found out that you guys were in trouble. Afterwards, once I told everyone about this matter, no one said a single word and just rushed here. Lolidragon said pointedly. While Lolidragon was explaining, Wolf-dgs healing white light had already enveloped me. Gui and Wicked had also long since run over to help me up and Nan Gong Zui and the others had run to battle with Celestial. Within my heart, I felt warmly touched, and was a little at a loss as to what to do. I merely said, Everyone, be more careful. Celestial is very strong. However, it seems that I was thinking too much. Although Celestial was a little strong to an exaggerated extent, facing this many people helping on my side, there was only defeat left in store for him. The purple robes on the ground were being massacred for fun and with the huge amounts of magic being released from our side, Celestial barely had any space to dodge the attacks. Mostly he could just use his white satin to block them, but gradually, many wounds were inflicted onto his body.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org At last, Celestial was eventually unable to endure it any further, and dropped down from the air. Nan Gong Zui gestured for everyone to stop, and then walked in front of me. Liege lord, go and kill off Celestial. Once you have killed him, you should be able to level up. Oh. I seem to be a little useless like this? But after stirring up a load of troubles, how could I dare to protest. I could only obediently walk in front of Celestial, and then pull out my Black Dao, intending to slice Celestial into half. However, I suddenly thought of Doll, and I hurriedly asked him fiercely, Where did you imprison Doll? Kill me then. I definitely will not let you take away my wife. Celestial was lying on the ground soaked in blood, but his face still had that determined expression. In my heart, a strange feeling suddenly arose. This expression seems to be very familiar? Almost likethe resolve that Kenshin had when he was digging Kaorus grave. At this moment, Neurotic who was beside me started muttering to himself, This boss is sure strange. Although I have fought many bosses before, I still havent met a NPC that is so much like a human. Could it be that the stronger the bosses, the higher their intelligence? My heart thumped in surprise. True, Celestials reaction is really too human, and is the exact same as Kenshins and Sunshines. Could it be that Celestial has also become selfaware? I threw a dumbstruck look towards Lolidragon, who also looked back at me. On her face, she wore a serious expression. Kill him, Prince. Lolidragons voice came from over the PM channel. I was dumbstruck. But, do you think he might have become self-aware? Thats precisely why we have to hurry and kill him. If not, when everyone becomes suspicious towards Celestial, they might also become suspicious of Sunshine and Kenshin. Surely you dont wish for any mishaps to happen to them, right? Lolidragon said, agitated. Kenshin and Sunshine definitely cant meet any mishaps! I hardened my heart and flipped my Black Dao around to stab downwards into Celestial, who was on the ground. Softly, I muttered, Sorry. Just as my Black Dao was about to penetrate through Celestials body, his body actually faded away in a flash, like particles dissolving. I was stunned for quite a while. Did I kill him? I raised my Dao and looked at it suspiciously, but I didnt even think that the Dao had stabbed him. What was that?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org What happened? Prince, have you killed Celestial? After a long moment, Nan Gong Zui came up to inquire. Uncertain, I replied, I dont know Before I could finish my words, Lolidragons voice came from over the PM channel again. Say that you killed Celestial. Ill go look for the people in the company. After a while, theyll supplement you with the experience and loot. Right now, just focus on saying that you have already killed him. I was filled with doubts, but as I looked over, I saw that Lolidragon had already gone offline. Just what is going on? But since Lolidragon had instructed as such, I could only tell Nan Gong Zui, Should be dead, though his way of dying is sure strange. Why is there no loot? This is really strange, Nan Gong Zui muttered in incomprehension. Lets not care about that, and hurry and look for Doll! I wonder if shes alright now? I said worriedly. Just as I finished my words, I immediately heard a familiar voice. Prince-gge, youre so slow! Seeing Doll walk over alone as though she was talking a stroll, and her hands even holding two packets of biscuits, my eyes nearly popped out. Doll, are you alright? Doll grabbed a biscuit and put it in her mouth, saying unclearly, Im alright, didnt Doll tell Prince-gge that Im fine? The corner of my mouth twitched a little as I asked, Then what have you been doing just now? Eating, and also playing ball games with the purple-robed big sister! Doll answered happily. Thump! Doll ran over in a hurry. Prince-gge, what happened to you? Why did you suddenly fall over? Your head is even spurting blood! Wolf-gge, hurry and come over, Prince-gge is about to die!
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Rubbing my head, I stood up and sighed. I turned around to face Neurotic and DanDan. Neurotic, DanDan, my apologies. Im deeply sorry for making you guys worry along with me. Haha, it doesnt matter. Its on your account that we were able to meet Celestial today and even being able to fight a round with him is to your credit. Otherwise, I dont know how much longer the both of us would have had to search for him. Neurotic gave an unrestrained smile. Neurotic and DanDan? Nan Gong Zui abruptly said with shock, The winners of the Western Continents Adventurers Tournament? The couple from Wandering City? I looked at Neurotic and DanDan in shock. They were the Liege Lords from the Western Continents Wandering City? Neurotic embarrassedly scratched his head. Weve been discovered? Then let us re-introduce ourselves! I am DanDan, a summoner who is fifth in the rankings. This is my hubby Neurotic, a warrior who is ninth in the rankings. We are the winning team of the Western Continents Adventurers Tournament, Wandering Team. After that we constructed Wandering City, and currently we are in the process of honing our strength for the big push, preparing to conquer the whole of the Western Continent. Hopefully, we will be able to become the regions Overlords, just like you, Prince, DanDan grinned at me. Me? Overlord? I asked with shock. DanDans eyes sparkled as she looked at me. Thats right, Central Continents Bloody Overlord, Prince, is currently one of the most established names of the Overlords within the five continents. Bloody Overlord? I let out a small sigh, not knowing how to feel about that.
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Its really going to be patched I suppressed the nervousness in my heart and prepared to go online to welcome the arrival of the new patch. Speaking of which, that day Neurotic and DanDan followed us back to Infinite City to look around. Along the way they kept staring around at Infinite City dumbfounded, praising Infinite City as well as me. My heart filled with pride, but I also felt a twinge of embarrassment upon hearing the undue praise. At last, I couldnt help but ask, Neurotic, its going to be time for the patch soon. Is it fine for you two to still be wandering around the Central Continent? Neurotic scratched his face and said, Of course its not! It should be about time to go back to make preparations for attacking cities! The group was calling us frantically with their mobile phones, and they just stopped short of making wanted posters for us. Dont you think that its very restricted like this? I asked, slightly agitated. Without even waiting for his reply, I started mumbling, In the past, our squad went wherever we pleased, and did whatever we wanted to. Everyone treated me as a friend or even a little brother. But now they always call me Liege Lord, and last time they even kneeled down to pledge their loyalty to me It really makes me feel, feel Unused to, it eh? Neurotic asked simply, with both hands propped behind his head. Yeah, when friends all become subordinates, it feels really lonely, I murmured. But theyre still friends. If you look closely, you will realize that actually no one has changed. Neurotic looked at me with a serious expression. They havent? I asked, a little perplexed. Yes. Neurotic seemed to be incomparably resolute as he looked at me. Still, I sighed in confusion. Neurotic used his large hands to rub my head and ruffle my hair as though he was comforting the neighborhood little boy. As he did so, he said, Its too bad that I didnt get to see you in your full glory this time. I hope that the next time I see you, youll have already figured things out. I hope so Waking up from my flashback, I sighed. Resigned to my fate, I put on the reality helmet and entered Second Life.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Once I opened my eyes, I stared blankly at Lolidragon who stood before me. In her hands was a water bucket that was astonishingly big, but there was no water inside because the waterwas all on my body. Wet silky hair stuck to my cheeks, and was dripping water non-stop. The originally stylish clothes were also soaked thoroughly and if I removed my shoes, there was an eighty percent chance that I could even raise goldfish in them. Expressionless, I questioned, What are you doing? Lolidragon replied to me seriously and solemnly, My apologies, I originally wanted to mop the floor, but my hand slipped and all the water ended up on you. But relax, for I was coincidentally going to take a bath just now and have already prepared the bath water. Therefore, you can go have a comfortable hot water bath right now. Dont be shy, hurry and go wash! If the water cools down, bathing in it wont be as comfortable, Lolidragon continuously urged me. Do you want to bathe together? I suggested. Hearing that, Lolidragons eyes immediately sparkled like a ten-carat diamond. I can? Then I wont refuse! Of coursenot! I replied fiercely. Lolidragon pouted her lips in dissatisfaction. Fine then, go wash by yourself. Wordlessly, I retrieved some rope from my backpack, and started tying Lolidragon to the pillar. All the while she kept on shouting, Hey, what are you doing? Why are you tying me up? After ensuring that the ropes were secure and Lolidragon would be unable to escape in any way, I elegantly extended my middle finger with poise and pointed it at her. You better not be thinking that I dont know about your plans to peek inside while Im bathing, Lolidragon, you damn nympho, you better stay right here and leave your sweet talking to that pillar until I finish my bath. You misunderstood, I didnt think about peeking in during your bath, I swear! Hurry up and help me loosen these ropes, I heard Lolidragon shout to my back as I walked out of the great hall. Aiyah, Im doing this for your own good. You are scared to wash your little XX, right? I can help you! Hearing that, I raised another middle finger at her. Grrr, like letting me see it for a while would kill you. Its rare that I, the great Lolidragon, actually want to see
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org your small XX. Hearing this coarse language from Lolidragon, I continued to walk out of the great hall without looking back. Bathroom, wheres the bathroom? I shivered while I looked for the bathroom that I had never gone to before. Looks like this patch has really changed the game to be closer to reality this time, for I was not merely soaked but I actually felt cold. There it is! I looked at the two big words Bath house and dashed into it happily. Looking at the gents at the left and the ladies on the right, I hesitated for a while. Should I go into the gents or the ladies? Since its in the game, then it should be the gents, right? Without any further thought, I arrogantly kicked open the main door and sauntered into the gents with huge strides. Is the liege lord here for a bath too? Hurry up and get in, its really comfortable. A fully naked Kong Kong waved at me. I only smiled at him foolishly with my eyes fixed on his upper body, not daring to wander below. I swallowed my saliva, and looked at the bunch of handsome men that were currently bathing in the bathhouseNan Gong Zui was leaning at the poolside with his eyes closed. Hearing my arrival, he opened his eyes and smiled at me. Combined with that lean, muscular chest and shoulders, it caused me to drool uncontrollably. Broken Sword No no no, I cant look at him anymore. Dont kid with me, hes my cousin-inlaw, how can I take advantage of my cousin-in-law? Sunshine is so cute! Kenshin, seen it already. Wolf-dgs whole body is full of fur, so I cant see much. As for Feng Wu Qing, I have seen it since I was young, theres nothing good to see My eyes swiped from the left to the right like this, and then looked from the right again, my saliva just barely short of a waterfall. Oh my god! Could it be that Im the same as Lolidragon, as in were both really perverted females? Pretty lad, why are you in a daze? Your whole body is soaked, hurry and remove your clothes and go in, or youll catch a cold. I heard that after Second Lifes update, players can become sick as well. XiMen Feng also entered the bathhouse and was also naked from head to toe. The only difference was that it was currently daytime and he was actually a she How horrible, shes actually swinging her chest that is bigger than mine by two cups in front of me, its simply looking down on me. However, I turned my head back to look at the male organisms in the pool, and about ninety percent were holding their noses. Was it really so serious? Is it possible that Second Life is so realistic that one can even have a nosebleed? Hey, pretty lad, you have a nosebleed, XiMen Feng mentioned carelessly. Eh? I extended my hand to wipe under my nose, and a whole handful of blood immediately appeared on my palm. God, I looked at guys until I had a nosebleed? But
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org then, lad, you seemed to have a nosebleed even before you saw me. XiMen Feng looked at the men in the pool, and smiled wickedly. Lad, your fetish seems to be a little strange. Once XiMen Feng said that, I saw from the corner of my eye that the people in the pool had all lowered their bodies deeper into the water, and kept looking at me as though they had been violated. Prince, you bastard! You actually tied me up on the pillar, and came here to see for yourself first! Lolidragon shouted as she kicked open the bathhouses front door, and then like me her eyes wandered from the left to the right and back again. However, unlike me she had a nosebleed that sprayed out like two waterfalls. This is really tooooo nourishing for the eyes. Lolidragon skipped to the poolside, while salivating and scrutinizing the handsome guys there as though she was selecting a piece of pork. If she werent afraid that the guys would be scared off and run, I think there was a great chance that she wouldve stuck her head in the water to look. In the end, I dragged Lolidragon out as the faces of the guys in the pool looked pale. After that, I saw clothed males fleeing from the bathhouses doors. For some reason, nobody seemed to be interested in going to Infinite Citys incomparably luxurious male bathhouse from that day on. I was the only one who would occasionally visit and soak in the waters after tying Lolidragon up in chains and throwing her in jail. Speaking of which, after the crowd of males escaped, I monopolized the huge bathhouse by myself. After a comfortable bath, I suddenly discovered a very urgent problem, and thus, I bustled about finding someone who could help me solve it. Wicked, youre finally online. I sprinted in front of Wicked, breathless, and looked at him with an unmatchably touched expression. Wicked looked at me, full of smiles. You were in a hurry to find me? Yup, its super urgent. Without waiting a moment longer, I pulled him with me and ran. We ran into an empty room, and I locked the door behind me and put both my hands on Wickeds shoulders, looking at him with unmatchably seriousness. Wicked was blushing a little nervously, and asked quietly in a cautious tone, Whats the matter, Xiao Lan? A very grave matter. I opened my mouth to say with incomparable caution, Zhuogg, hurry and teach me how males go to the toilet.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org This Hurry up and teach already, Ive been bearing it for so long, I urged him, wanting to cry and yet unable to do so. Wicked revealed an awkward expression and stuttered, J-just, just pull down the zipper, and then Urgh, take.take it out, and then support it and aim Oh, understood. Then Ill be going to the toilet. I practically was barging through the door and running all the way to the toilet, ignoring Zhuo-gg at my back who was wailing in anguish, I actually taught her this kind of stuff! I rushed into the toilet in a hurry and followed Zhuo-ggs step-by-step instruction. Finally, I was relieved of the agony of holding in ones pee. After that, then what? I entered a new predicament that I didnt know how to solve, for I seemed to have forgotten to ask the steps afterwards. Stuff it back in and then pull up the zipper and youre done. A life-saving voice came from the side, but I was a little hesitant, and looked at my innocent hand as well as the small XX that I had not dared to look at the entire time. I have to use my hand to touch that thing? Ew, the thought itself is really scary. However, I also cant let it sway around like that outside, right? Gathering up my do or die determination, I extended my right hand and stuffed it back in at the speed of light, as though touching it any longer would make my hand corrode away. Whew At long last, I settled a huge problem. However, I have to wash my hands thoroughly. Although it is my own small XX, it is still rather disgusting. I frowned, staring at the hand that had just stuffed my small XX back in. Stupid sis, even stuffing your small XX back in makes you look like youre going to die as a martyr. I really dont know how you are going to continue acting as a male in the future. Wu Qings voice rang again. Expressionless, I turned my head to look at him, but Wu Qing didnt even glance at me directly, only caring about pulling up his zipper and then running to the sink to wash his hands. I too walked to the sink to wash my hands rather calmly, while saying helplessly, When did you find out? During the Loyalty Pledging Ceremony. Your tantrum-throwing expression was the exact same in real life, Wu Qing replied nonchalantly. I think the shock he received when he discovered the truth was probably lower than when he woke up in the morning and discovered that he had grown a pimple. Oh. Its about time he found out. All those who know that Im a tranny have discovered it, except for my brother who had actually known about it first If he was still unable to
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org find out, I think I really would have to take him to the hospital for a good check-up on whether the part of his brain that recognizes people really has a problem. Wu Qing couldnt help but say, But still, you dont seem to be acting like yourself lately, sis. You look like youre really lost, which is not in accordance with your personality of acting first and thinking later. Stop nagging, I am actually a VIP with many troubles! I retorted resentfully upon hearing my brothers straightforward words. Sure, sure, youre the VIP, Wu Qing said in a half-hearted tone. I was feeling pissed and was about to refute But still, the stupid big sister who doesnt use her brain to do stuff is much cuter. Wu Qings two hands encircled his head and he walked out nonchalantly. I suddenly thought of something. Yang Ming, dont tell others of my identity. Okay, okay, Wu Qing replied without even looking back. Pig-headed brother, cant you directly tell me if you are concerned for me? Being this awkward, your personality is practically the exact same as me, I murmured to myself with a broadening smile only when my brother was out of sight. Cant believe that your brother actually has this side of him, even I thought that he was purely a playboy aching for a beating, Lolidragon told me as she lazily appeared from beside the toilet door, as soon as Wu Qings hind leg disappeared from sight. I shook my head. The fact that he has this side isnt surprising. Im more curious about why you came to the male toilet, Lolidragon. Laughing, Lolidragon said with a whole face of innocence, Going to the toilet. I said coldly, If I remember correctly, arent the female and male toilets on opposite sides of this corridor? Oh Lolidragon scratched her head, and after sneaking a peek at my lower body, her eyes revealed an expression of disappointment. It is unknown if I had read her lips wrongly, but I kept feeling that Lolidragon was silently chanting obscene language such as Like a peek would kill you With a Humph, I intended to leave so as to put some distance between me and this completely perverted female.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Okay, okay, I wont toy with you anymore. I was looking for you regarding some serious business, Lolidragon said in a hurry. What business? I asked, bewildered. Take it. Lolidragon tossed something to me. I caught it easily, looked at my hand, and saw that it was a gemstone. I was just about to ask Lolidragon what this was, but she had already opened her mouth and started explaining. This is the reward for killing Celestial. Although the company and I busied about for a few days, we couldnt discover what the problem was, so we can only compensate you with the reward and experience first before doing anything about it. Lolidragon looked worried, which was rare. Seeing Lolidragon acting out of character, it seemed like matters were really grave. I didnt even check how much experience was actually added, and only asked at once, Is it serious? Maybe it is only a small bug, and every game has them. Lolidragons expression changed from worried to slightly more relaxed. Perhaps it is only like that. Maybe Im worrying too much. I seized Lolidragons shoulder and joked with her, Anyway, youre only a small GM, you dont have to care about it that much. At most, just change your job. Lolidragon let out a small grunting sound and then switched the topic as she smacked my shoulder in return. Hurry and go to the great hall, everyones waiting for you. Waiting for me? I was a little stunned. What was the matter? Yeah. After you protested by leaving, everyone has done some reflection and wants to chat with you about how to solve your problem, Lolidragon said. I showed a guilty expression. I left home impulsively and let Doll land herself into trouble. In the end, it was still everyones hasty help that solved the problem. Now everyone is saying they have actually done some soul-searching? I sighed. The person who truly needs to self-reflect is me. Without waiting for my reaction, Lolidragon gave me yet another smack to the shoulder. What are you thinking? Just hurry and go. Uttering an Oh, I walked through the long corridors with heavy footsteps. Although I had already gone to the great hall countless times, my heart was still nervous, as though it were filled with rocks from the manure pit.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org As I neared the great hall, I felt even more anxious. At long last, I turned a corner, and the great hall was just at the other end of the corridor. However, I halted my footsteps in nervousness. Maybe I should think about how to apologize to everyone first? Also, I hope that I can make everyone understand that I want them to treat me as they did in the past. Just as I was about to burst my brain from all the thinking, a cold voice broke the silence of the corridor. Prince? they asked me with the indifference of a machine. I was stunned for a moment, and replied in reflex. Yes? After I answered, I realized that something was wrong. The other party didnt reply and only an abnormal glint of silver appeared. Having the experience of being assassinated by XiMen Feng, I ducked to the side by reflex, and then looked backwards. As expected, the glint of silver was emitted from the dagger in someones hand. I looked closely at the daggers owner. It was a woman with a delicate figure who was clad in a tight black bodysuit. However, because she was wearing a mask, her true identity could not be seen. Her two beautiful eyes showed no expression at all, and without even saying a word the dagger moved with shocking speed, once again threatening my life. I yelled in shock, and didnt even have enough time to pull out my Black Dao. I could only roll to the side to protect my little life. Turning back to look I thought, Oh my god! Its that deadly dagger again! How can its speed be so fast?! The thought had just flashed through my mind and my body had already shifted ten centimeters to the side, but the dagger still stabbed into my shoulder. I groaned in pain. However, I didnt let her stab me in vain. My right fist swung, and violently punched her in the nose, which led to the sound of breaking bones that I heard with much satisfaction. Taking advantage of the time after breaking her nose, I immediately tried to pull out my Black Dao. The blade was only pulled out halfway when the female assassin looked back. The dagger once again lurched towards me, as though she was only pushed back slightly, rather than breaking her nosethe most vulnerable body part of human that, once hurt, can give someone so much pain that theyd rather die. I could only use the half pulled out Black Dao to block the dagger, and simultaneously, my right leg also swept towards the female assassin. However, she seemed prepared for it. As she jumped, the dagger in her hand headed towards me again. I had pulled out my entire Black Dao by this time, and neatly avoided the incoming dagger by turning around. At the same time, I discovered that the female assassins strength was alarmingly high. My hand was shaking violently. I actually had to block it by forcing myself. Could it be that the female assassin is a warrior and not a thief? But her speed is also very frightening.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org At this moment, shadows and sounds came from the other end of the corridor. I looked back and saw that it was the crowd waiting for me at the great hall. They seemed to have realized that something was wrong, and had decided to go check it out. I felt relieved at this point. The female assassin had also seemed to notice the sounds of the crowd. She actually revealed a strange, faint smile. Using that voice that was like a robot, she said, Dont think that they can stop me, you will still have to die. I took in a sharp breath. Did I do something so unforgivable that made her so determined to kill me, a 20-year-old, cute, beautiful, and delicate young girl? Once the female assassin finished her words, she didnt hesitate further. Two gleaming daggers stabbed at me again. I roared once, and after an ugly-looking dog-style roll, my left hand was left with a long gash. Lying on the ground, I spit out two mouthfuls of blood and then lifted my head toward the female assassin. I had already prepared to be killed off; however, I saw that several semi-transparent arrows had forced the female assassin to retreat and dodge. At this time, the fellows that had arrived stood in front of me one by one, protecting me. Nan Gong Zui questioned with an air of fury that was hard to cover, Who are you? Why do you want to hurt Prince? The female assassin didnt even reply. With a sudden flash of her silhouette, she appeared directly in front of me. I was deeply shocked, and the crowd standing in front of me had not yet responded. In the moment where I thought I was really going to lose my life under the dagger, a black shadow moved in front of me. Wicked had actually used his body to block the stab, and he released a painful groan. Wicked? I exclaimed in shock. When everyone saw Wicked had been injured, they all unsheathed their weapons and without another word, attacked the female assassin. But her speed was simply too fast. Although she was having some difficulty fighting us, she still managed to dodge most of our attacks. You have to pay the price for hurting Prince! Gui lifted his guqin and several Supersonic arrows shot at her. The female assassin, who had been besieged by people, finally got hit as her thigh and arms were promptly stabbed with arrows. The female assassin halted, glaring at her surroundings with unparalled coldness. At last, when she looked at me, she spoke with a tone of extreme disdain. Which part of this kind of childish liege lord is worth your protection?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I will not allow you to hurt him, just as he would not allow anyone to hurt his friends. Nan Gong Zui held his sword, determined, as he stood in front of me. Childish? Do you know that, even if he was covered in blood from head to toe, this childish person would still not retreat a single step backward, but would stand in front of his companions to protect them? Yu Lian-dso was steaming with anger, and her hands had already prepared her magic to attack. Doll had hurried to my side with two streams of tears. After she looked heart achingly at my bloodied upper torso, her eyes burned with fury as she looked at the female assassin and chanted an incantation that I had never heard before. The black inferno of hell, in the name of Doll, I command you to forge into chains, and burn on this enemy of mine. Torture as much as you can, inflicting pain beyond death, but let them be unable to seek death Chain, Endless Torture. However, they are still friends. Look closely, and you will realize that actually, everyone hasnt changed. Neurotics earnest expression and words suddenly appeared in my mind. Everyone really hasnt changed! My heart was suddenly filled with comfort. Although my body was in terrible pain, I couldnt help but smile. Once Dolls incantation was finished, several black chains sprung up beside the female assassins foot. Before anyone could respond, the chains tightly bound onto her body, and the sizzling sound of BBQ meat could be heard. She was in so much pain that she released piercing screams and in the air lingered the disgusting smell of grilled human meat. Doll, dont kill her yet, there are still things I want to ask. Seeing the situation, Nan Gong Zui hurriedly stopped Doll. With a face of solemnness and seriousness, Doll looked at the female assassin screaming in pain and agony. In a voice of pity, she said, She wont die. Chain, Endless Torture has no attack power, thus it will not let the player die. However, it will give the player so much pain that they would rather die than suffer through it. Looking at the terrible situation of the female assassin, everyone was feeling distressed as well. From their expressions, I guessed that they were thinking about the same thing as me in their hearts. In the future, Id rather commit suicide by jumping off a cliff and having my carcass splattered into pulp than suffer Dolls wrath. Why do you want to kill me? I asked as I walked to up to the assassin, enduring the pain from my wounds.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org The female assassin ignored my question and instead began to laugh crazily. She shouted, I have failed, but it doesnt mean that others will. Just wait, you little imp. You better not count on being able to stay at Infinite City forever and be the liege lord. When she finished, she raised the two daggers in her hands, and without hesitation, she stabbed them into her heart. Before anyone could react and stop her, she had already become white light and flown away. At this moment, my tense body finally relaxed and, leaning against the wall, I slid powerlessly onto the ground. However, the nervousness in my heart increased as many, many questions flooded in Still, right now the main objective is to wait for Wolf-dg to come over and heal my wounds. I was in so much pain that my face had distorted, and my eyebrows had furrowed together as I looked at the fresh red blood spurting from my shoulder like a fountain. If Second Life were to have a vampire race, they would definitely love mesomeone who is covered with blood so oftento bits. This was the last bit of nonsense that I thought before I fainted. Your HighnessPrinceLiege lord Hmm? I opened my eyes a little hazily, wanting to see which bastard was disturbing my sleep. However, as I opened my eyes, everyones concerned faces immediately sprung into view. What exactly happened? Who was the one who has harmed you? Gui asked with a cold expression. That assassin was female, and by matter of principle, women wouldnt want to kill Prince, Wicked thought as he scrunched his eyebrows. I too have no idea what is going on. I stood up steadily and, as expected, the wound on my shoulder had already been healed. Actually daring to assassinate the Liege Lord in front of us, theyre simply belittling Infinite City. If her assassination were a success, then the Liege Lords reputation would be White Bird started indignantly. Nan Gong Zui suddenly stopped White Bird from continuing. Dont talk about it anymore, White Bird. Right now, whats the most important isnt the Liege Lords reputation, but how Princes life was threatened. Nan Gong Zui turned toward me abruptly, and with an apologetic tone said, This time we were the ones who were at fault, for we overdid things and almost totally neglected your original personality, and we havent taken into account your opinions.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Hearing Nan Gong Zui say that, I was just about to refute that it was me who was too impulsive when Nan Gong Zui waved his hand instead, expressing that I should let him finish. Perhaps because of this, although Prince is the Liege Lord, he has always been following our commands. To tell the truth, Prince, you have never given us any orders. Finally, Nan Gong Zui stated profoundly, Reputation is not obtained just by having your subjects kneel down and swear loyalty to you, Prince. When you are genuinely able to assume your personal responsibility, your prestige will naturally be there. The growing up process may be unbearable, but the final fruit will be very sweet. Yu Lian- dso smiled as she looked at me and at last she extended her hand to stroke my head. Relax; our Prince will definitely have no problem. I was silent for quite a while. Considering Nan Gong Zuis words, I recalled grudgingly that I was really a submissive person. No wonder White Bird was always saying that we had to build my reputation, though she had never really convinced me. Seeing Nan Gong Zuis encouraging smile, and thinking about my brothers words, I finally settled on a decision. Who cares, Ill be whatever kind of Liege Lord that Id like to be. Lifting my mouth into a faint smile, I said, Then, from now on, everyone is not allowed to call me Liege Lord anymore. Prince is my only name. But! White Bird hurriedly tried to retort. I said, I continued in a calm voice that brooked no argument, Prince is my only name. White Bird was stunned, her face carrying an utterly shocked expression, while the others smiled. I did a big stretch, as though I had just awakened from a deep sleep. Its strange how just one difference in ones way of thinking can change how someone feels. The disparity between my feelings right now and my feelings just before, when I was walking to the great hall, makes it seem as though I was another person. As I finished my stretch, I straightened my body solemnly. Now, lets talk about the assassin from a moment ago. Having such a strong woman coming to kill me for no apparent reason is already very strange. What is even stranger is that before she died, she said she had failed, but it doesnt mean that others would. Hearing the words that I said, everyones faces became serious. Nan Gong Zui said gravely, If its like this, there should be even more people who want to kill you.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I nodded. Should be, though no matter how hard I think, I cant seem to think of anyone that I have offended recently. Its possible that its not a personal grudge, Lolidragon explained, not feeling surprised at all. Prince is the person who has the most ability to unite the whole of the Central Continent right now. Moreover, the battle for the cities is close to hand. Just from this fact, the number of people that want to kill you until youre back at level 1 is probably as plentiful as the carp swimming upstream during mating season14. After all, there are many people who want to become the liege lord. I scratched my face, and was just about to ask when the battle for the cities starts. However, there was an eighty percent chance that Lolidragon had already seen my questioning expression, for she rolled her eyes at me and explained, There are only two more weeks until the battle for the cities. While you were away everyone has already made preparations to attack the cities. I scratched my face in embarrassment. Oh, then should I hurry and train to gain a few levels so as to change how I cant match up to the other liege lords levels right now? Lolidragon smiled mysteriously. War is the best way to gain levels. How? I asked blankly. In this patch there were too many changes, so I didnt have the time to tell you guys. Actually, killing people can also increase your experience points. Usually, by killing others, you would receive a heavy punishment. After willfully killing others, you would be listed as wanted for a week, so one wouldnt be able to meet the NPC wardens in the city, and also wouldnt be able to buy or sell items in the city. However, this penalty does not apply during the battle period. Which also means, Prince, you can go on a rampage and kill your enemies to raise your level during the battle. Lolidragon looked at me with a smile. To kill several tens, hundreds, or even several thousand people during the battle should be an easy feat for the Blood Elf, right? Hearing this, I couldnt help but smile the Blood Elfs wicked grin. Looks like Im going to have another nickname, the Killer Demon King. You just go and be your Killer Demon King, our Foreign Affairs group will definitely find out the real culprit behind this assassination issue, Lolidragon said with great energy, clenching her fist. Oh, do your best, Lolidragon, Feng Wu Qing said while enjoying the cool air at the side.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org In high spirits, Lolidragon turned her head with a fierce glare. After pulling Feng Wu Qings ear, Lolidragon pretended not to hear my brothers wails, and dragged him along. Mocking him, she said, I seem to remember that Young Master Feng Wu Qing is also part of the Foreign Affairs group. I, Lolidragon, will grudgingly allow you to investigate with me.
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Come on everyone, break down the city gate! I shouted with all my might. Besides inspiring the warriors from Infinite City who were pushing the battering rams to break down the gates of Moon City, I also had to raise my shield in order to block all the arrows showering down from the city wall and swing my sword together with Nan Gong, Wicked, and others to keep away the waves of players coming to snatch the city away from us after wed done the hard work of killing the NPC guards. There were countless brave warriors of Infinite City here. Some were desperately ramming the gate, trying to bring it down faster in order to proceed with conquering the city and even more were on the ladders trying to scale the citys walls, ignoring the showers of arrows as they climb. The blood of the warriors almost stained the whole wall red. The mages at the back of the army only had two things to do: casting spells and gulping down mana potions. From this I could tell how successful Yu Lian and the others were at training the mages. If it wasnt for the fear of having to pay a huge sum of money later for the reparation of Moon City, the mages alone could have blasted the whole city apart. However, in order to keep Moon City as intact as possible, they could only use medium and lower level spells to blast the NPC guards off the city wall. During the battle for the city, the NPC guards were nothing. The real trouble was the players coming to snatch the city away. Not only was the number huge, they were coming along in unending droves. What was even more unbelievable was that players who had become a pillars of white light and flown away a scant minute ago were now running back fearlessly for a second round. The situation was in a such ridiculous state that apart from the warriors pushing the battering ram that was tearing down the gate and the mages in charge of blasting the NPC archers off from the city wall, the rest of us had formed a semi-circle in front of the Moon Citys gate to prevent other players from sneaking into the city amidst the confusion. Luckily Yu Lian and Phoenix had come up with the plan of making the army of Infinite City wear the same uniform instead of their normal gear. If it wasnt for that plan, we never would have been able to tell our allies apart from our foes. With Nan Gong fighting on my left, Wicked on my right and Wolf-dg at the back to heal, I hacked the players apart like there was no tomorrow, following my kill and you get exp, kill more and you get more exp rule. When one came Id kill one, when two came Id kill three! Eh? Oh, I accidentally killed the spectators at the side who were just watching? Sorry Prince! The gate will be down soon, so hurry to it now! You must be the first to enter the central tower and break the city gem! Gui yelled as, under the protection of several
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org warriors, he ran through the dangerous shower of arrows, magic spells, and clashes of swords and spears. No problem! I shouted back. After signaling to Nan Gong and Wicked to head for the city gates, they immediately nodded and moved forward with me. Pure. White. Inferno. Rhapsody! I roared, dashing towards the already cracking gate. With that, a blast of flame immediately burst out of my Black Dao. Unlike the normal fiery red flame, the flame that surged out this time was a blazing white fire of the purest heat. Why were the flames produced different now? Actually, not only the color of the flame had changed, but the shape of my Black Dao was different as well. As it turned out, the gem Lolidragon gave me the other daythe prize for killing Celestialwas a gem that could increase a weapons fire affinity. When I affixed the gem on Black Dao, the weapon had changed drastically. The original pure black sword blade and scabbard were now adorned with patterns of flame. When I held the Dao in my hand, a gauntlet would automatically appear, covering the whole of my right arm. The thin blood red armor was so strong that up until now, there was no weapon or magic spell Ive tried that could cause any damage to it. After coming in contact with Pure White Inferno Rhapsody, just about nothing could survive. Hence, the cracked gate simply shattered into pieces of wood. When everyone saw that the gate had been broken down, there were sounds of alarm coming from the players, but there were even more ear-splitting cheers from the army of Infinite City. However, I knew this had yet to end. As long as the city gem remained intact, the city wasnt in the bag. I looked at Nan Gong Zui and shouted, Zui, hurry and take me to the central tower! After I saw Zui nodding at me, I turned around towards White Bird and ordered, Guard the gate well and dont let anyone in. Tell Gui to lead archers and warriors up the city wall and prepare to defend the city. White Bird nodded to me. I immediately turned to follow Nan Gong Zui to the central tower without looking back once. With Nan Gong Zui leading us, we soon found the central tower. I broke the central tower door with another Pure White Inferno Rhapsody and then followed the stairway straight to the top of the tower, where the city gem was located. Prince, go on, well look out for you, Wicked said calmly.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Right, I said. Just as I was about to slash the city gem, I caught a glint of silver light from the corner of my eyes. I immediately turned around to defend myself, and the sound of clashing blades reverberated throughout the central tower. Nan Gong Zui and Wicked, who were originally guarding at top of the stairs, whipped their heads around, shocked. I, on the other hand, was totally unsurprised as I came face to face with yet another assassin dressed in black fitting clothes. This time, its probably a male assassin. A pity for him though, for I was no longer the person I had been before. In these two weeks, the number of assassins targeting me was so numerous that from the moment I opened my eyes I was prepared to face the assassins. Since it was them who initiated the attacks and I was merely defending myself, I had no worries at all about getting my name on the wanted list. Moreover, after having to face so many sneak attacks in every single day, one definitely becomes frustrated. Naturally, abusing these assassins became my daily pastime. As a result, my level skyrocketed, not to mention how much they had trained me in my reflexes and agility. Although my level was still not as high as Neurotic who had gone back to the Western Continent, I was already level eighty-six. This, along with my superb, inhuman reflexes trained by the assassins Even Neurotic might not be able to beat me. My eyes shone with the glint of excitement, the glint of meeting a strong opponent. After all, the assassins nowadays were really too weak and were totally not comparable to the previous female assassin. From the conclusion of the Foreign Affairs department, those weaklings were probably not the female assassins accomplices. However, Im sure that this person in front of me, who was dressed in the same tight black bodysuit, was her accomplice. Rwaahhhh! I gave a low bellow and charged towards the assassin. The rapid exchange of blows between our swords was so satisfying that I forgot about everything around us. I think Prince has utterly forgotten what hes here to do. When Nan Gong Zuis voice floated into my ears, I instantly and automatically pretended that I hadnt heard it. Never mind, just let him fight. The situation outside the city is under control and according to Broken Sword who stayed behind to protect Infinite City, those who went to attack Infinite City are just some nobodies who want to create a minor disturbance. Upon hearing Wickeds words, my tiny little bit of conscience immediately disappeared and I fought even more enthusiastically with the male assassin. The male assassin knew that the situation was definitely against him. He was unable to overpower me, plus he saw that Nan Gong Zui and Wicked were just chilling on the sidelines. It seemed that he has no desire to drag out battle either, as with a back flip he jumped onto the window ledge he had entered from and prepared to leave.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org When I saw this, I immediately shouted, All of you are so strong; why do you want to assassinate me? After a silent pause, he replied coldly, Its because youre much more dangerous than any of the others. Im dangerous? Which part of me is dangerous? Its not like theres a sign saying Dangerous beast, do not feed hanging around my neck. Although coming near me now might mean getting slashed into halves due to my reflexes, that was all trained by you assassins and not part of my original personality. I scratched my cheek helplessly, unable to understand how I was dangerous. I wonder how long itll take for Prince to remember that hes actually here to break the city gem Nan Gong Zui finally softly asked Wicked after watching me frown to myself for a long time. Looking helplessly at me, Wicked replied, Thats too hard a question, I have no answer for you! After a while, I finally snapped out from the youre dangerous remark and back into reality. After throwing an embarrassed look at Nan Gong Zui and Wicked, who were now reading the newspaper and drinking tea off to the side, I started striking the city gem and was on the verge of singing Hey ho, hey ho, pull the radish15 No, I mean I just calmly hit the gem. While striking the gem, I listened to Nan Gong Zuis report on the situation of the two other cities. Leisurely drinking tea, he said, Lolidragon and Feng Wu Qing have already researched the other players who took down the other two cities. Basically, they are all within our limits and nothing we cant handle. After the Moon City is stabilized, we will proceed with conquering both the Sun and Star City. Isnt monopolizing all the cities too much? I continued hitting the gemstone while unknowingly voicing the complaints that other players had. Zui picked up his teacup and started sipping gracefully while Wicked took his turn to explain. We have no choice, he said. If we dont conquer the Sun and the Star cities, then as soon as they get a foothold, they will definitely attack us. In order to guarantee Infinite Citys safety, conquering all three major cities in the Central Continent is a must.
Hey ho, hey ho, pull the radish: A famous nursery rhythm about how everyones coming together and working hard to pluck out a gigantic radish from the ground. The lyrics basically go like this: Hey ho, hey ho, pull the radish, hey ho, hey ho cant pull it out, hey ho hey ho, little granny, faster come and help me pull the radish (repeat, with different people helping each time, from granny to sister/brother to cat/dog.)
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I see But wont people be dissatisfied in the long term if we monopolized these cities? I questioned. Dont worry. After the patch, players will be able to purchase their own piece of land for development. They still can build their own cities; we are only conquering Sun, Moon and Star cities in order to save the time and money needed to buy land and construct a city. Zui explained, putting down the teacup. Oh, I replied in acknowledgement and turned around to continue hacking away at the gemstone. It was still intact even though Id been striking it for a while. Just looking at it I felt impatience welling up in my heart like a fire and blazing pure white flames billowed out from the patterns on my Black Dao again. Hyaaaaa! I charged at the gem and started slashing at it erratically, constantly shouting, Lets see if youll break this time! With a final BOOM, the gem shattered into powder and dispersed into the air, causing me to inhale a few mouthfuls of powder. Coughing profusely, I waved my hand around to clear the dust. I turned around and tell Zui and Wicked that we could leave, only to be confronted with two powder men, both kneeling on the floor holding their teacups motionlessly. White powder covered them from head to toe and only two pairs of eyes were left untouched, looking helplessly at me while constantly coughing up more powder. After breaking the gem, deafeningly loud cheers could be heard the moment I stepped out of the central tower. Thousands of people gathered outside the central tower and from their attire I could tell they were all Infinite Citys warriors. Holding my Dao high above my head, I happily cheered with them. As I walked down the stairs, all of the Infinite Citys warriors suddenly charged towards me and tossed me up, throwing me up into the sky over and over. When I saw how highly Infinite Citys warriors regarded me, I was extremely touched. I started fooling around and partying with everyone until they became too tired to move, before making my way to tour the sights of Moon City, the city which we had just acquired under my name. What took you so long when you were hitting the gem? We almost fell asleep waiting for you outside, Lolidragon followed me and complained unhappily. Scratching the back of my head apologetically, I replied, I met an assassin. Plus, this assassin probably is the accomplice of that female assassin from the first time. What? Upon hearing that, Lolidragon immediately stood up straighter and asked seriously, How strong was he?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org On par with the female assassin from last time, I replied honestly. If Nan Gong Zui and Wicked werent at my side, it was doubtful who would have won the fight. Frowning, Lolidragon paced back and forth. How is this possible? Since the number of elite players with that level of skill are so rare, its almost impossible to find them on the Central Continent anymore; we have ruled out most of the possible suspects. What about players from other continents? Feng Wu Qing suddenly popped out from nowhere and cut in. Both Lolidragon and I looked towards Wu Qing in confusion. Would anyone actually travel all the way to another continent just to assassinate someone? With a wave of his fan, Feng Wu Qing said charmingly, If there are people who want to take over the whole continent, then therell be people who want to take over the all of Second Life. In order to achieve that, getting rid of the infamous and strong spokesperson of Second Life, Central Continents Bloody Overlord, Prince, is of the utmost importance. I see, so thats why Im more dangerous than others? I muttered to myself. In that case, the suspects are the overlords of the four other continents? Lolidragon asked as she furrowed her brow. Overlords of the four continents? I asked with a bit of excitement. Neurotic should be the overlord of the West Continent right? I wonder what the other overlords are like Without a moment of hesitation Lolidragon replied, The Smiling Overlord of East Continent, Winter Triumph. The Carefree Overlord of West Continent, Neurotic. The Undying Overlord of South Continent, Undying Man; the Floral Overlord of the North Continent, Northern Flower; and of course, including you, the Bloody Overlord of Central Continent, Prince, Wu Qing added in perfect synchronization with Lolidragon. I was utterly stunned by what I had just heard. Why do all the overlords sound so strong? Who could the suspect be? Lolidragon considered carefully. It definitely cant be Neurotic and his men, I replied resolutely. If they wanted me dead, they could have just let me die in the Valley of Wandering Nymphs instead of helping me. We are ruling the West Continent out then. It seemed like well need to thoroughly investigate the overlords of the North, South, and East continents, Lolidragon mumbled.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org How are you going to investigate? You cant even PM between different continents. Are you going to spend ten plus days just to travel back and forth from one continent to another? Feng Wu Qing replied in disapproval. Without holding back, Lolidragon pinched his ears with all her might, allowing me to see the wondrous sight of my flirtatious brother crying out in pain again. At the same time, Lolidragon shouted into his ear, We have Sunshines flying carpet! Ignoring Wu Qings look of suffering, Lolidragon said to me, I will go with this guy to the different continents and gather information. Prince, be careful. Dont worry, I wont get myself killed by assassins, I replied while waving goodbye to Lolidragon. Mouth twitching, Lolidragon said, Thats not what I meant. I mean, dont abuse the assassins so much or the Human Rights Association will come knocking on your door! Illtry. With help from Sunshine, Lolidragon and Feng Wu Qing travelled between continents. During this time the people of the Infinite City didnt slack off either. Upon entering Moon City the Military, Finance, and Construction departments immediately started working. They repaired the damage caused by the war, built more essential facilities that the city lacked, and arranged the guards and army for the city. In fact, it got so busy that I had no time to look at anything else and at one point I nearly wanted to leave once and for all. But I had already made a decision to become a good overlord. How could I give up halfway now? Thus, apart from the times when Sun and Star city were attackedat which point I would take advantage of to go train a little by secretly killing attackersmost of the time I was just battling with the huge pile of paperwork submitted by each department. After I graduate from university, I might have an extremely high potential of running for the job of city mayor. Its decided: Im going to develop the Moon City into an art and cultural hub, I stated my vision with clenched fists as I watched the peaceful scenery outside the window. The very next day, I told Yu Lian-dso my decision. She only thought about it for a moment before she agreed to fund it. Then I cheerfully went to look for the Construction department, and told Gui and Fairsky, I want to transform the Moon City into a city of art and culture. Furthermore, Yu Lian-dso has already agreed to fund the project! However, Fairsky just ferociously grabbed my collar and bit out through gritted teeth, You just sent my darling hubby Sunshine away for a tour around the world, leaving me
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org here alone waiting for him, and now youre going to increase my work load? Are you tired of living and feel that the number of assassins targeting you is not enough? Ah? This will increase your work load? But after conquering the Sun and the Star cites, I still want to turn the Sun City into a commerce city and Star City into a world of entertainment! Hearing that, Fairsky let go of my collar and stared blankly. Are you really Prince? she demanded disbelievingly. No, no, thats impossible; Prince would never be so clever. You must be an assassin whos disguised as Prince. Spill it, wheres the real Prince? Oi! What kind of attitude is that?! Prince was always very clever. He is so wise that he looks dumb to other people, Gui said, making goose bumps immediately appear on my skin. Anyway Im leaving this matter to the Construction Department. Im going to the Military Department to see when we can attack the Sun and Star cities. Humming to my own tune, I skipped happily towards the Military Department. Behind me, Fairsky muttered, Why is this guy so happy? He has so much administration work to do, not to mention that he gets attacked by at least three assassins per day and still has to worry about conquering the Sun and Star cities Could it be that he is so busy that hes gone crazy? Gui replied frankly, Recently, the standards of the assassins have been rather high, and Prince was really happy to fight with them. And every assassin is being ruthlessly taught a lesson by Dolls Chain, Endless Torture after the fight, so Prince I see, so its because he gets to release his sadistic tendencies Zui, Wolf-dg, are you guys here? I stuck my head into the Military Department office and looked around. Indeed, aside from Broken Sword who was in charge of training the soldiers, everyone was there. A hand landed on my shoulder, accompanied with a ghostly voice, Why didnt you mention my name? Keeping up my smiling face, I turned around to face Wickeds gloomy expression and said, Good morning, Wicked! What is it, Prince? Wolf-dg smiled and walked towards me, ruffling my hair with his hand as usual.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I wanted to ask when we can attack Sun City and Star City, I said frankly, not hiding the glint of eagerness in my eyes. Actually, both Sun and Star City are willing to surrender to us provided that we agree to their conditions, Nan Gong Zui replied. We have already discussed the conditions with Star City and there should be no problem; I was going to tell you about it later. The Star City players only demands are to have the biggest estate in Infinite City for free, and that after joining the army of Infinite City they should have at least have the post of team leader. These conditions are really simple and should be easy to fulfill. But as for the Sun City Their conditions might be a problem. How so? I asked. But even if there really were problems, I didnt really care. If we couldnt reach an agreement, then wed just initiate a war. Right now Im completely unafraid of war! Nan Gong Zui went silent. After a moment Wicked continued, Its Fan. And a few teams that are hostile towards us, Wolf-dg added. Perfect Princess Team, Team Phoenix, Hells Murderers, and another person sponsoring them that Im not familiar with. I heard he holds some grudge against you too. Hes called Huang Wei. I was taken aback by what I heard. Huang Wei came to the Central Continent too? Frowning, I mentally prepared myself, for their conditions of surrender must be related to me and definitely related in a negative way as well. What are their conditions? The three of them went completely silent as Wolf-dg took a frighteningly long sheet of paper from the table and passed it to me. I took it and began reading from it, One: Let Prince disappear forever from Second Life; Two: Rip Princes stomach open; Three: Gift Prince to me, Perfect Princess; Four: After killing Prince up to a thousand times, bring L Jing back to me; Five: Return Fire Phoenix back to me, and then throw Prince and that damned meat bun into the sea to feed the sharks Without any expression, I tore that piece of paper full with nonsense into pieces. In a stern and commanding tone, I asked the Military Department, When will the troops be ready? We need to take hold of Star City first and then we can send the troops out a week later, Nan Gong Zui reported. Then in one week, someone is going to be in big trouble, I said as I clenched my fist fiercely. A week later, I rode on top of a horse, pacing back and forth before the army of Infinite City while staring at the far-off walls of Sun City. According to my assessment, the
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org number of archers on the city wall was far less than the numbers of NPC archers sent out by Second Life when we first tried to conquer Moon City. Looks like the battle for conquering the city this time will be a piece of cake I muttered to myself. But Fan isnt an average player. You cant be sure that this isnt a trap, Nan Gong Zui reminded me concernedly upon hearing my muttering. Fan holds a deep grudge against you and its possible that his target might be you alone. Prince, you must be careful. Thats right; Fan definitely isnt someone who would allow himself to play an insignificant role. Rousing myself a little, I replied, I understand, Ill be careful. With that, I pulled the reins and changed the direction of the horse to face the warriors of Infinite City while holding my Black Dao high above my head. Everyone remained silent, waiting for my words. I roared, Take down Sun City! Unite the Central Continent! Upon hearing that, everyone was excited into a wild frenzy. A chant that burst out from the mouth of Infinite Citys warriors was so loud that it nearly shook me, their city lord, off of my horse. Unite the Central Continent! Unite the Central Continent! Unite the Central Continent! I kicked the sides of my horse, riding straight in the direction of Sun City, and shouted, Charge! The city lordis leading the attack Wicked pressed his hand against forehead as though he had a headache. Nan Gong Zui looked on, equally helpless, and said, Shall we hurry up and catch up with him? Besides the archers on the city wall, the Sun City defense line consisted of three rings of warriors surrounding the city gate. But this was exactly what had my blood boiling with excitement. I could swing my precious Black Dao however I wanted to my hearts content, something that I definitely could not enjoy on daily basis. Heeeeh! Yaaaa! I held my shield high above my head to block the arrows coming from the city wall as my other hand continuously slashed at one soldier after another. At first I would still get a few cuts here and there, but the priests in the back were so efficient that the moment I got a tiny little cut, over ten white healing lights would land on me. The mages on the city wall couldnt hurt me either. Although I couldnt see them, I could guarantee that there were at least ten protective shields above my head. When Nan Gong
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I stand for triumph over evil!: A famous quote from the manga series Sailor Moon, often said by sailor moon when shes fighting.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Smiling faintly, Fan said, Dont worry, theres no ambush waiting. Just what do you want? I calmed myself down. Even if there was an ambush, I was not afraid of him. I want you to return Phoenix to me, Fan replied in a serious tone. Phoenix? I repeated blankly, a little confused about the situation. Ice Phoenix! Fan said reproachfully. I admit that in the past, I did not treat her well, but humans never learn to treasure the things they have and instead take them for granted. Only when they lose it, do they learn how important it is to them. Looking extremely lonely and bitter, Fan forced a smile at me, Prince, will you please return Phoenix to me? I know that you never cared about her. To you, shes even less important than Wicked and Gui. If thats the case, why are you still bringing sadness to her? I stood there blankly, Fan, who treats women like clothes, is actually saying this kind of thing? I became very suspicious. My thoughts must have been reflected in my expression, because before I said anything, Fan had already opened his mouth to reply. Please believe me, Im really serious this time! Please return Phoenix to me and stop hurting her feelings! Let me bring her happiness! Fan shouted agitatedly. Ive hurt her feelings? My expression dimmed. Thats right, I almost forgot; last time I had made her cry and after that the case wasnt settled either. Since I havent seen Phoenix. Thinking back to it now, I started getting really worried. Where could she be now? Is the number of times youve made her cry any fewer than the number of times I have? Fan asked coldly. I I sighed. No matter our situation, let Phoenix decide this herself. Shes not an object. She should make her own decisions. You! Anger and hatred were immediately written all over Fans face. Did I say anything wrong? I was utterly confused. Thank you, Prince, Phoenixs voice suddenly appeared. Surprised, I watched as Phoenix walked out from behind the city gem. Although you still dont love me, at least you didnt push me away to others. Phoenix! I cried out blankly.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Just when I was still entangled in my own trail of thoughts, Phoenix smiled and said, Let me help you to get rid of most of the gems HP. Dont worry, I will definitely leave the last hit to you, Prince. I dont want to end up with a city out of the blue. The last hit? I thought I would have to deal all the blows personally? I asked blankly. Surprised, Phoenix said, Of course not! If thats the case, wouldnt it take up too much time? Its fine as long as you get the final hit. Veins started popping on my head. It seemed that last time when I was desperately hitting the city gem two people were slacking by my side, drinking tea! With a cough, Wicked said, About that, we only learned about it after conquering Moon City ourselves. Well then come and help! I glared at one of the two people who had been drinking tea at that time. After destroying the gem, everything was covered in dust and powder again. But this time, learning from past experiences, Wicked had already ran away to hide, leaving behind me, who had to strike the last blow, and Phoenix, who knew nothing about the whole experience, to suffer in the powder. Finally, the Central Continent is now united as one! Suddenly feeling relieved, I smiled from the bottom of my heart.
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Actually, Ive been meaning to ask: what are our plans after unifying the Central Continent? I asked White Bird and the others with a face brimming with curiosity. I received many scornful looks in response. White Bird in particular couldnt resist complaining loudly, Only you would ask about something like that, Liege Lord. We are already being worked to the bone just from managing the city. I scratched my head thoughtfully. But I really dont have anything to do! You guys rarely even give me any paperwork these days. Thats because all you ever do is edit them into nonsense! White Bird yelled, on the verge of spitting fire at me. It looked like ever since I forcibly rejected the idea of being treated with the dignity of a liege lord, White Birds respect for me had completely disappeared. Feeling wronged, I replied, No way, I have been assessing them very carefully. You have been assessing them very carefully? Just take a look at this document, The City Walls Reinforcement Project. You actually gave the response, Considering that the city walls have been worn down by the fires of war, and are now disheveled beyond belief, a special allowance is granted to repaint the walls, preferably in pink, my favorite color. Signed, Prince, the Liege Lord. Whats wrong with that? I asked, puzzled. Everyone was silent. White Bird took out another document. The Lack of Senior Level Management to which your response was, Theres not enough people? Eh, perhaps there are not as many players in Second Life as I thought? Alright, Ill respond to this issue after consulting with a GM. Signed, Prince, the Liege Lord. Ohright. I havent asked a GM about that yet, I replied while twiddling my fingers nervously. But you cant really blame me for forgetting about this with all the recent attacks launched on other cities! White Bird didnt respond to me, but reacted in kind with everyone elsepressing her forehead with a look of hopeless resignation. I bit my fingernails. Its rare that Im starting to be addicted to amending documents! I begged desperately, White Bird, please give me some more documents to edit! No. Way. White Bird responded firmly.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Immediately, I put on my best grieving-victim face, complete with pouting lips and even tears in the corner of my eyes. I muttered with reluctance, How did things turn out like this? I spent so much time and effort doing paperwork without receiving an ounce of praise and now Im not even given any more to work on. Wolf-dg walked over to my side and patted my head as though he were coaxing a child. He cooed, Good boy Prince, run along now and play outside for a bit by yourself. When we find something for you to do, well call you back. Oh. Since even Wolf-dg was saying things like this, I had no choice but to resign myself to playing outside by myself. After just barely passing through the city gate, I quickly cast off my sulking look and started debating on whom to play with. Should I go find Kenshin and Cold Fox and steal some of their tea? Or bully some monsters? Or perhaps I could find Infinity Citys army and investigate Meatbuns Fermentation Technique? I walked along, considering all the possibilities. Prince! Lolidragon? Suddenly hearing a voice I hadnt heard for a very long time filled me with happiness as I looked up to the sky, searching for the source. Indeed, I could see the trails left by a flying carpet. Lolidragon! You guys are back! I called out loudly while happily waving my hands. Lolidragon, Feng Wu Qing, and Sunshine all hopped off the flying carpet, but the first two both carried a heavy expression. Puzzled, I asked, Whats wrong? Are the results of the investigation bad? Yes, extremely bad. We found out that of the five overlords of each continent, the Eastern, Western, and Southern Continents overlords were all targeted by assassins. Worse, the Northern Continents Flower Overlord and her five teammates all mysteriously disappeared last week. The citizens of the Flower City are all in pandemonium since none of them could be contacted at all, Lolidragon reported with a grim expression. Are Neurotic and the others okay? I asked with concern, hoping that they hadnt been assassinated. Theyre okay. In fact, the overlords from the other four continents are all fine right now, Feng Wu Qing said. Except the Northern Continents missing Flower Overlord. Lolidragon retorted with lips pursed and brows creased.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Deep in thought, I wondered out loud, So the Northern Continent is the most suspicious right now? Lolidragon and Feng Wu Qing were both quiet for a while, until Wu Qing finally broke the silence. Thats how it seems based on the current situation, but theres also a lot of information that doesnt add up. For example, how they could abandon their own Flower Capital that they have been working so hard to maintain and make it public that theyve disappeared? This particular turn of events is strange indeed. To top it all off, according to our investigation, Northern Flower isnt someone who would have lofty ambitions of unifying all of Second Life, said Wu Qing. Lolidragon continued the explanation, In my opinion, she seems to be the type that would worry more about the blemishes on her face than her overlord status. She probably would rather be putting on face mask than marching off to war. So shes one of those completely vain types I couldnt help but asked in confusion, If that is so, then whats really going on with the assassinations? We still dont know for sure, but weve already spoke to the three other overlords and its agreed that they will all travel to the Central Continent by boat in a weeks time to discuss this together. Lolidragon raised her voice to emphasize her point, That means in a weeks time, Infinite City will host a meeting of the overlords. A meeting of the overlords, eh? I couldnt help but feel a bit impressed. One would have to be pretty amazing to become the overlord of an entire continent, right? I wonder what these leaders are like. Ahem, in theory they should all be amazing, but of course there are always exceptions, Lolidragon replied while furtively glancing at me. Exceptions? What exceptions? I asked curiously. But Feng Wu Qing who was at the side was already trying to stifle his amusement and it wasnt long before both of them were howling with unrestrained laughter. I, on the other hand, was left scratching my head fishing for the punch line. Strange, what are they laughing at? After Lolidragon and Feng Wu Qing finished laughing at their inside joke, they both suddenly fell suspiciously silent with a strange atmosphere surrounding them. I stared at them, still in the dark about what was going on, but the two before me seemed hesitant to meet each others gaze. The questions in my head just kept piling up.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org I- I will go look for some other people to discuss this and get more opinions. The more heads the better right? The normally calm Lolidragon appeared unusually flustered as she said this and quickly fled without looking back. What just happened? I asked with suspicion while looking at the trail of dust left behind from Lolidragons sudden escape. Prince, I have something important to tell you, Wu Qing suddenly said to me, still standing on his original spot. Bro has something to discuss with me? How rare! Lets talk this over at Infinite Restaurant, I said as I pointed to it. Wu Qing nodded and Sunshine, whose presence had long been forgotten, smiled faintly and announced, Then Ill go look for Fairsky. As usual, I sat down at my favorite corner and ordered dishes for the two of us. I silently waited for Wu Qing to start talking about whatever he wanted to discuss, but after all the food was served, I couldnt wait any longer and started stuffing my face. Sis, Im in love with Lolidragon, my brother said to me matter-of-factly, in a tone that he might use to announce that he ate an egg on toast for breakfast, while conveying a message that would frighten the gods and make devils cry. The situation was no less grave than if the president of the United States had accidently pressed the button that would launch their nuclear missiles, bringing endless disaster thereafter. I turned towards him in slow motion, tossing aside my chopsticks along with the next bite of food that was already by my mouth. Placing both hands on his shoulders, I said with all seriousness, Dear bro, theres an influenza pandemic going around and it looks like youre already infected pretty badly, seeing as how youve already lost your mind from fever. But not to worry, your sister will immediately take you to see the doctor and after a few shots youll soon be as good as new. Wu Qing unceremoniously brushed my hands aside and replied peevishly, My mind is fine, thank you very much. The atmosphere was dead quiet for a few minutes. Suddenly, in a flash of understanding, my right hand curled into a fist and landed on top of my left palm. I understand now! You must have fallen in love with the beautiful and otherworldly Lolidragon from Jin Yongs novel!17 My dear bro, she is but a character in a book and doesnt actually exist.
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beauty but was cold to the point of being unsociable and emotionless. The Lolidragon in this novel is most likely a name borrowed from Jin Yong. 18 Yang Guo and his Melancholic Palms: Yang Guo was Lolidragons only disciple and they eventually fell in love, but master-apprentice relationships were highly taboo at the time. Due to quarrels with their peers and misunderstandings, they were separated for 16 years before being reunited at the end of the novel. During that time, Yang Guo learned kung fu from various elite martial artists. His Melancholic Palms is a hybrid skill that he developed that incorporates elements from his various masters.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org She called me an idiot. Wu Qing shrugged again. I sighed and patted him on the back. There are plenty of fish in the sea, so one little rejection is not a big deal. You can easily find a better match. Just dont do anything stupid, especially something like revealing my true identity. Wu Qing laughed several times, looking like a hooligan. Im not the type to get heartbroken, hmph. Not get heartbroken? Werent you the one who lost Rose and Fairsky to me? I wouldnt dare say that out loud though. Instead, I could only foolishly ask, But she rejected you, right? Wu Qing gave a mysterious little laugh and wagged his fingers. When a woman hears a confession and calls you an idiot with her face beet-red, that is definitely not a sign of rejection. What else would it be? I asked navely. Wu Qing laughed loudly several times again, and irresponsibly let out a, You wont understand! before swaggering off. But, I couldnt tell whether it was a coincidence or an understanding between them, for as soon as Wu Qing was out of sight, I saw Lolidragon angrily running towards me. Werent you looking for people to get more opinions from? She frantically said, Prince, what did your brother just tell you? Was it about his confession? Yeah, I said honestly. I cant believe that punk would go around telling everyone. Not only does he spill the beans to Sunshine, he now goes and blabs to you about it as well. I bet it wont be long before the entire world knows about it! Barely containing her anger, Lolidragon continued, That fool better not think that I dont know that hes just trying to rile me up! I scowled. Wu Qing is not trying to rile you up hes being completely serious. Lolidragon stared blankly for a bit before asking with hesitation, He is serious? How can that be? Hes obviously just trying to piss me off. I tilted my head and thought deeply before finally concluding, I believe my brother is being serious. Before, when chasing girls, he would never tell me anything. For him to actually talk to me about it this time, it seems like he might really like you a lot.
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Current Location: Eastern Continent Nickname: Smiling Overlord Winter Triumph Described by Others As: A wolf in sheeps clothing Famous Quote: Smiling is to earn even more money!
It is said that Winter Triumph became the overlord of the Eastern Continent because of one fateful day when he returned home in real life. G, will you play Second Life with me? His younger sister, brimming with youth, implored her older brother. Disregarding the pleas of his cute sister, Winter Triumph put on a bitter, unwilling smile. No way! Theres no money to be earned, and you even have to spend money to play it! You can sell the in-game currency; this game will definitely be popular so there will be people fighting to buy the in-game currency, said the little sister, who was very familiar with her brothers weak spot. Theres money to be earned! Winter Triumphs eyes sparkled. Okay, Ill play with you.
In order for Winter Triumph, who had chosen to be a warrior, to fight mobs more efficiently and earn money, he formed a party with his sister and recruited four other teammates along the way. Under Winter Triumphs policy of picking up even half a copper coin to combine two halves into a whole copper coin, the team quickly became incredibly-rich-but-poor-people their bank accounts were bursting at the seams, but their in-game wallets held only mothballs. The furious little sister could no longer take it. After she had ordered the other four team members to tie her brother to a rock with chains, she grabbed Winter Triumphs wallet, which he valued as much as his life No! Lives are precious, but the wallet is worth even more! Id rather die than let go of it! Winter Triumph cried.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Ignoring her older brother, who was wailing loudly enough to wake the dead, the younger sister ran into the city and spent all the money, buying the best armors and weapons for the team. Faced with the already purchased equipment, Winter Triumph was in a situation where what was done was done and having to make the best of what had happened, he was quite unwilling to sell off the equipment at cheaper price. Pig-headed sister, buying such expensive items; no matter whats the price I sell them for, Id lose money! No, I cant sell them. Winter Triumph cried a martyrs blood and tears, shaking the now-empty purse. The team, having finally obtained good equipments, could now play at their full strength: constantly challenging bosses, leveling at an insane rate, sweeping away all competition and becoming a powerful team famous throughout the entire Eastern Continent. Since we have good equipment, lets just go kill bosses, which drop ultra-rare items! This way we can quickly earn back the money! Winter Triumph On the eve of the Adventurers Tournament, all the team members aside from Winter Triumph decided to participate in the tournament. Winter Triumph, why dont we take part in the Adventurers Tournament? the team asked their warrior. Winter Triumph laughed, holding up his middle finger at his teammates. I wont do things where theres no money to be earned. We should be discussing which boss to fight. Immediately, the other five team members palmed their faces. If you want to point middle finger, just point it; you dont need to smile like an angel at the same time! The prize is pretty good; its a piece of land! Land? Winter Triumphs smile froze on his face, his entire person stopping as if in a trance, mentally calculating at lightning speed. If the first piece of player-established land was well defended and well managed, then the amount of tax received would be astonishing. Even if they didnt want to run it, if the land were to be sold, the profit wouldnt be bad at all. Good, very good. How could he, Winter Triumph, miss out on such a profitable opportunity? My fellow teammates, how can Second Lifes Adventurers Tournament be without our team? We will definitely participate until the end, and promote our teams reputation. Winter Triumph revealed an extremely confident smile. Its for that lucrative land isnt it? the teammates secretly thought, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Men die for riches, birds die for food, and with the temptation of the land, Winter Triumph transformed into a smiling Asura in the arena. Even when facing the strongest opponents, he never backed down. Those who try to steal my money will all die! This quote from Winter Triumph was voted as the scariest sentence of the year in the Eastern Continent. For even greater monetary prospects, monopolizing the Eastern Continents commerce was the best path, so Winter Triumph decided to unify the Eastern Continent. Thus with the philosophy of money is invincible, Winter Triumph became the Eastern Continents overlord, nicknamed the Would Die for Money Smiling Overlord.
Current Location: Western Continent Nickname: Wandering Overlord Neurotic Described by Others As: A respectable gentleman who is joined at the hip with his wife, like Siamese twins Famous Quote: Honey, what beautiful object do you want to see next?
Aiyah, this game is getting boring, fighting mobs non-stop. Even though Ive become strong, what is my strength for? Neurotic had played Second Life for over a month, leveling like crazy until he was on the top players list. On this day, he suddenly found himself fed up, wondering why hed been making such an effort to level up. Ahhhh! Save me! Could the brave warrior over there please save me? a high-pitched female cry came from a remote area. Neurotic looked uncertainly towards the sound and saw a pretty female mage running over. As soon as he saw the beauty, Neurotic was immediately roused from his thoughts. He picked up his frighteningly huge Ultima Sword and prepared to be a hero saving a damsel in distress. Dont worry, Ill save you Before he could even finish his sentence, Neurotic suddenly saw that behind the beautiful woman there was a giant group of mobs that looked as though they were rioting. He froze on the spot, thinking, Thats a bit too many mobs, isnt it?
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Warrior, you might want to run, otherwise youll be trampled to death! In the end, the beauty ended up dragging the hero who had come to save her and the two quickly fled for their lives. Huff, huff! After the hundred mile marathon, Neurotic asked, gasping, How come How come there were so many mobs? The beauty, also huffing, answered, It- it often happens. Dont be too surprised. Neurotic looked at her uncomprehendingly. This beauty is probably a mage, and mages usually dont attract mobs. Also, mages often fight best in a party. However, the woman before his eyes had not only drawn an army of mobs, but she was also alone. It really was unusual. In order to see beautiful things, even if I get chased 1000 miles by mobs, Ill still be satisfied. The beautys eyes shone with determination and longing, leaving Neurotic to look on, astounded. This time I was targeted by those mobs because of this Rainbow Chrysanthemum, which only exists in the Heavens Mountain Cave. The beauty enthusiastically presented a flower, and when Neurotic saw it, another stunned expression appeared. The Rainbow Chrysanthemum was a flower about the size of a fist that had hundreds of fine petals, and every petal comprised of several colors. Multicolored and bright, the entire flower even exuded a faint rainbow light, making it appear even more flawlessly beautiful. This flower is so pretty. Neurotic looked on in a daze, unable to believe that such a flower existed. The beauty tenderly stroked the beautiful flower. I originally didnt want to pick this flower; beauty should be appreciated, and definitely not destroyed! Unfortunately, when the mobs were drawn to me, they trod on the stalk and broke it, so I could only take this little treasure and flee. Beauty should be appreciated, and definitely not destroyed I like the sound of that. Neurotic mulled over the beautiful girls words with great interest. Really? I have finally found a companion. My name is DanDan, whats yours? DanDan ecstatically looked at the companion in front of her. Neurotic. Neurotic, do you want to admire all of Second Lifes beautiful things with me? Dan Dans eyes shone with hope. After all, she was only a summoner, and couldnt travel to
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org very dangerous places. Unfortunately, beautiful things always seemed to be in dangerous areas. Admire beautiful things? Neurotic thought about it. It sounded like a good idea and it would definitely be much better than his currently aimless way of playing Second Life. Ok, DanDan, let me come with you, and well go see beautiful sights all over Second Life! Thus, Neurotic and DanDan traveled all over Second Life together and, as with many a case of one man and one woman, they quickly became husband and wife. As a pair, they went to highly dangerous places, putting on brilliant displays of self-defense in order to see beautiful objects, and as a result, the pairs levels and tacit understanding of one another increased at lightning speed. One day, when Neurotic and DanDan were in a city buying supplies in preparation for going out and finding wondrous things once again, they were stopped halfway by a team. Excuse me, are you the legendary expert couple? a warrior questioned. Baffled, Neurotic asked, How did you know? The warrior chuckled, gesturing towards Neurotics huge sword and said, A slim warrior holding a massive sword; thats your trademark. Would you be interested in joining our team? We happen to need two more people to participate in the Adventurers Tournament. Trust me, our team is very strong. Adventurers Tournament Neurotic rubbed his chin, and looked towards his wife with a questioning expression. DanDans expression radiated light. The Adventurers Tournament! There will definitely be a lot of people there, and there will also be a lot of handsome guys and pretty girls to look at. Thats right, honey. Well participate! Neurotic eagerly grasped his wifes hand, heart overflowing with admiration. His wife was indeed smart, even managing to think of the beautiful people there would be to see. The team who had invited them was speechless. Hence, Neurotic and DanDan joined the Adventurers Tournament. By upholding their philosophy that only by fighting until the very end would they be able to see the most beautiful things, they became the eventual winners of the Western Continents Adventurers Tournament.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Well just leave the operation of the city to you. DanDan and I are going to the Central Continent to find the famous bishonen, the Infinite City Liege Lord, and the Den of Wandering Nymphs Celestial, Neurotic told his teammates after the city had been built. The teammates continued to be silent. Truthfully, no matter what they said, it wouldnt dull this couples determination to find beautiful things, so they could only allow them to go. Honey, do you think Prince or Celestial will be more beautiful? Neurotic excitedly asked his wife. Beautiful things do not need to be compared or ranked, DanDan said sternly to her husband. Once again astonished by his wifes words, Neurotic only managed to speak after a long while, Honey, you really are great. I will go searching for beautiful things with you for the rest of my life.
Current Location: Southern Continent Nickname: Undying Overlord Undying Man Described by Others As: A cockroach that cant be killed Famous Quote: Only I kill people, nobody kills me!
Hahaha, I, Undying Man, swear to the heavens that I will definitely become Second Lifes strongest man, and then get together with all of Second Lifes beauties! Undying Man yelled fiercely at the sky. A nearby teammate explained to another teammate, That guy just confessed for the 3,657th time and was refused again. So thats what happened Its said that, after Undying Mans 3,657th confession was rejected, under his oath to the heavens to become the strongest man, or perhaps due to extreme provocation of the refusal, he started to train like crazy. Living only on steamed buns and water, he spent all of his time training, returning to the city only once a week for supplies. Even when his teammates werent online he still madly trained by himself, guzzling red health potions.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org With his resentment towards his 3,657 rejections, Undying Man endured the loneliness of his solo training. These past few weeks Undying Man had been training particularly hard because he had to gain only three more levels in order to become the number one player on the ranking charts. Unfortunately for him, he met a boss. Damn it, dont you even think about killing me, dont you know how important this period is? I only need three more levels, how could I let myself drop a level right now? You stupid boss, do you know how exhausting it is for me to train up one level?! Do you know the pain of being rejected over three thousand times? You dont know anything, and you expect to kill me! Undying Man, attacked to the point where he was almost a pillar of light, yelling at the boss and crying two steady rivers of tears. However, this boss couldnt have known about those things, and simply charged forward to tear Undying Man in half. Undying Man used all his strength, and climbed atop a tree to take refuge. Luckily, this boss couldnt climb trees, and could only use its sole ranged spell to attack Undying Man up in the tree. Undying Man perseveringly moved from tree to tree to dodge attacks, and occasionally even dropped some coconuts down in retaliation. With Undying Mans undying determination, three days later, he slid down the tree trunk, completely exhausted, kicked the boss corpse and arrogantly laughed, Hahaha, dead, right? Some boss, I just used a few coconuts and I smashed you to death. Wow, what just happened? We followed the coconut road all the way here, and we ended up finding Undying Man, called out one of Undying Mans teammates in surprise. Undying Man turned around to see his teammates walking along a coconut-paved path towards him. Why dont we participate in the Adventurers Tournament, Undying Man? Nothing good will come of you being so dejected. A teammate advised him, seriously. I want to train and become Second Lifes strongest man! Undying Man yelled angrily. Youve just became number one on the ranking table; it seems like that boss was really strong! the teammate informed him. Undying Man froze. He was already the strongest man? Then He could pick up all of the beauties now? Lets go! The Adventurers Tournament will definitely be very lively; you can start searching for the next target for a rejected confession, the teammate said, holding back laughter.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org And so Undying Man participated in the Adventurers Tournament, upholding the philosophy that if he wanted to pick up girls, then he couldnt afford to lose in front of girls. Undying Man led his team members to the final match and became the victors of the Southern Continents Adventurers Tournament. Undying Man, build the most luxurious city. After you become the liege lord, there will definitely be many beauties who would fall for you, the teammates said as they comforted the victim of a 3,658th failed confession. As soon as Undying Man heard this, he stood up, spirits high, and roared, Thats right! Ill definitely become the strongest liege lord, unite the Southern Continent, and get together with all the Southern Continents beauties!
Current Location: Northern Continent Nickname: Flower Overlord Northern Flower Described by Others As: The most beautiful flower under the sun Famous Quote: Aiyah, my bra cant even hold my breasts in anymore Ah, no! I mean, its that there is no man that cannot be seduced by such a flower as me!
Ahh! Has my skin become rough? Husband No. 5, come and take a look for me! Northern Flower used her sickeningly sweet voice to call softly. That so-called Husband No. 5 walked over, and, with unparalleled affection, lightly caressed Northern Flowers cheek, which was as smooth and soft as tofu. How could it be rough? Flower, your face is the smoothest and most delicate in the world; even the slightest breeze could break it. Northern Flowers slender, delicate hands held Husband No. 5s large ones. Her fingers drew circles on the back of his hand as she used a bashful tone to rebut, So annoying; if you say it like that, Flower will be embarrassed. Husband No. 5 chuckled and saw with keen eyes that the others had returned. He asked, You only went to buy food, how come all of you were so slow? We heard news of an Adventurers Tournament. Do you have any interest in participating? Husband No. 4 replied. Lets ask Flower! Husband No. 3 chipped in.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Northern Flower gently bit her lip and her eyes misted over as she said, Adventurers Tournament? It sounds like it will be very interesting! Seeing as Flower likes it, why dont we participate? We will definitely present the victory as a gift for Flower, said Husband No. 1, filled with heroic spirit.
When a beautiful girl stands behind cheering, any man can give 200% of their ability not to mention Northern Flowers husbands, who genuinely are skillful! Thinking back to the fight for the Northern Continents number one beauty, Northern Flower, the competition truly had been unprecedented, with a huge turnout. Only the six hundred person melee at the Adventurers Tournament could even slightly compare to that spectacle. After three days and three nights of rough hand-to-hand combat, the warriors blood had created an area later known as the Red Earth Plain. The sight of the white pillars of light constantly flying away as players died had contributed to the name of the pavilion where Northern Flower had awaited the competitions results: Beacon Platform. All the fallen warriors were collectively called The 7200 martyrs in the fight for Flower. In the end, only five people remained alive. As these five people were all sprawled on the ground, unable to move and couldnt even distinguish up from down, they finally agreed that they would all become knights protecting the Flower. How could such a team possibly be weak?
Thus, through the efforts of her five husbands, Northern Flower, who was a priest became, out of all the five continents, the first and only overlord who wasnt a warrior: the Flower Overlord. Ah, hubbies, I really want a castle like Cinderellas! Northern Flower said coquettishly to Husbands No. 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 after receiving the piece of territory. No problem! Faced with a maidens charm, the hero becomes the prisoner and the five husbands immediately started to prepare Cinderellas castle. Hehe, my hubbies really treat me so well. I should definitely find more husbands later. Northern Flower lazily reclined on the long throne, delicately trimming her already flawlessly beautiful fingernails.
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Prince Volume 5: A Prince No More http://www.princerevolution.org Current Location: Central Continent Nickname: Bloody Overlord Prince Described by Others As: Female: So handsome, so cool, so want to be his wife! Male: (grinding teeth) Try being more handsome and see what happens. Famous Quote: Im hungry.
Why is there no record of Princes experience? Who asked that question? Somebody, come and drag this person off to test Dolls Chains of Endless Torture!
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