Fanatic Magazine 05 - The Gouged Eye Bloodbowl

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2403 Slaves captured by Orc raiding

parties tell the Gouged Eye tribe of a
wonderous game played by humans. A
group of Orc spies manage to kidnap a
coach, and soon the Gouged Eye are
playing their first few matches.
Unfortunately, since the man they
captured was a specialist rushing
trainer, the team have great trouble
passing the ball trouble which sees
them lose all but one of their first
seventy-two games.
2429 Undaunted by early failures, the
Gouged Eye finally realise what they
are doing wrong, and manage to
kidnap passing expert Vimmy Gloam
after a late-night Middenheim
Marauders training session. After just a
little persuasion, he tells all he knows,
and under his guidance the Orc team
develops into a formidable fighting, er,
playing machine.
2431 First year in the Central
Division, and under the captaincy of
Eruk Ogrehack, the Eye manage a
respectable third. A recruiting drive
pioneered by Blood Bowl-fan Emperor
Skullcrush XI allows Orcs a chance to
choose between a spell in the army or
in the team. Thousands flock to join
the Gouged Eye.
2464 Unbelievably, the Gouged Eye
beat the Reavers in a last-ditch play-off
scramble bloodbath, and go all the way
to the champions rostrum when they
defeat the Dwarf Giants at the
Middenheim Stadium. Captain on the
day was Hurk Verminsmasher, but Orc
of the match must go to thrice-scorer
Bolg Stonemangle (later known as
Dwarf mangle!). The Giants coach
was too busy scribbling in his book of
grudges to offer any comment.
2475 A rookie Varag Ghoul-Chewer
joins the Eye and is an immediate hit.
2488 The Gouged Eye, now under the
inspired leadership of long-serving
Varag Ghoul-Chewer, go from strength
to strength and massacre to massacre.
Another Blood Bowl title cannot be far
off.
Varag Ghoul-Chewer
Major Blood Bowl stars come in all
shapes and sizes from the ubiquitous
Thrud to the diminutive Fungus. Some
fans idolise players because they are
handsome, or strong or very
charismatic. A few rare afficionados
actually notice and appreciate good
tactical playing. However, all true
Blood Bowl fans appreciate the
enthusiastic vandalism and outright
mayhem that Varag Ghoul-Chewer
brings to the game. Despite the regular
handicap of having to lead a team who
couldnt collectively count the
segments of orange at half time, the
mix of Varags tactical brain and violent
playing style has ensured him a good-
sized crowd of rabid fans.
Varag was originally a foreman at the
Wolfleg lead mines in eastern
Drakwald, but was captured by slavers
from the rival Gouged Eye tribe in
2471. The following year, he was
spotted by the coach of their football
team, the celebrated Gort Severlimb,
while he was putting one of his captors
in the critical list. Quickly recognising
the potential playing advantages of
having a player who could make a few
rudimentary decisions, Coach
Severlimb took a tremendous chance
and put the inexperienced Varag at the
head of his resurrected 2475 team
(most of the 2474 Eye team had been
(Former) Conference: AFC
(Former) Division: Central
Team Colours: Red and White
Symbol: Eyeball and scar
Owner: His Most Grossest Majesty
Gobsuck Skullcrush XII
Head Coach: Gort Severlimb
Home Stadium: The Doom
Dome, Drakwald (capacity c.88,000,
surface astrogranite)
Players: Orcs
The humans dont have things all their own way on the Blood Bowl field, and
nowhere is this more true than at the Doom Dome, dismal dingy home of The
Gouged Eye. Under the auspices of tribal overlord Gobsuck Skullcrush XII and
the extremely sadistic training methods of Severlimb, the teamhave risen from
being a laughing stock to chief contenders for top team on the continent. It is
unfortunate that the Gouged Eye tend to play in the same leagues as the Reavers,
as one side must defeat the other if they are to proceed into the upper reaches
of the various cups and championships.
Gouged Eye Offensive Line-up
11
10
2
1 8
4
3
9
5
6 7
The Gouged
Eye
The Gouged
Eye
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massacred by Axeface Mangelsson of
the Vynheim Valkyries in Blood Bowl
XIV the year before).
Ghoul-Chewer was an instant hit, and
despite a few complications involving
some over-drastic punishments for
player insubordination, has remained
at the head of the increasingly
successful Gouged Eye team. His finest
hour so far was leading his team of
young braves to a second Chaos Cup
win a few years ago. Now he has his
sights set on moulding the Gouged Eye
into a team worthy of winning the
Blood Bowl championship too!
Going Strong
Coming out of the Reavers shadow,
watch the Gouged Eye this year. Forget
their consistent failure to qualify for
the later stages of the Championship;
this is a team that is going to be able to
boast wez killd summa dem about
any team which makes it to the Blood
Bowl Final. This year, the Eye want
blood! Their limited goodwill has been
sapped by close-season rumours of
internal division. Coach Gort
Severlimb announced Wez only lost a
few n a cuppal of boyz in traynin dis
yeer, datz bettern yushul. Was this a
sign that the Eye werent up to their
normal tough-tackling game? We took
the answer as no when Severlimb
made an NBC forecaster eat his crystal
ball. Hell be able to see where hes
coming from in future.
Last season, the Eye shocked many
people with the breadth and accuracy
of their passing game. Harg Vainkills
transfer from the Ironcrag Decimators
made the Eyes first season with him as
starting thrower a strong improvement
on the previous half dozen. The fans
came back, there were some key pitch
invasions that swung the tide in a few
games, and the old attitude returned.
Ive never seen so many referees with
shoe-laces to tie as I saw this season
when the Gouged Eye were trying one
of their special plays.
But it was always going to take more
than just calling for the heavy roller
while the game was still in progress to
make the Eye a formidable force. Harg
Vainkill has opened up their game,
although he is still dependent on some
lesser lights to be under the bombs he
fires! Skullhack lacks a bit of pace for
my liking, and Izzi the Frogs vaunted
jumping talents arent so special, but
defences are having to play with a bit
more depth these days, which is
leaving more room up front for class
runners like Varag Ghoul-Chewer.
Varag Ghoul-Chewer is the most
complete Blitzer any Orc team has ever
had, and hes a great captain, able to
keep the unpredictable Eye players in
line. More of the violence is conducted
on the pitch (or at least in the
opposition dressing room where it has
a chance of affecting the result) and
less of it is directed at getting the last
bit of fluid out of an already pulped
opponent. Varags motto is that his
team should keep breaking legs until
there are only enough left for the Orcs
to count. A few teams have come to
realise just how low numeracy is
among the Gouged Eye players!
The Chaos Cup is still a better bet for
the Eye than the Blood Bowl, since it is
unlikely that they can make enough
from their tougher games to challenge
the Reavers; some say the Nightwings
might be a safer wager in that
department. The Chaos Cup is just the
sort of trophy the Eye likes to see in the
chief s hut; it slavers at all his best
jokes, belches in unison and doesnt
need dusting. Look out Chaos the
Eye will be after this bauble again!
Hall of Fame
Eruk Ogrehack,
Bolg Stonemangle,
Garg Worm-face
Gouged Eye Starting Eleven
Team Honours
Team Rating
317
Gouged Eye Star Player and Team Captain Varag Ghoul-Chewer, faces off against old
rival Griff Oberwald.
Chaos Cup Winners
2441, 2445, 2450,
2451, 2452, 2453,
2454, 2460, 2469,
2473, 2477, 2482,
2483
Blood Bowl Winners
2464
Blood Bowl IV
2473
Blood Bowl XIII
2495
Blood Bowl XXXIV
1. Varag .........................Captain
2. Harg Vainkill...........Thrower
3. Krug Painspear.........Blitzer
4. Rip Soarpain ........Black Orc
5. Urfrik Skullhack..Black Orc
6. Hak Demoncutter.Lineman
7. Trok Elfspitter .......Lineman
8. Gort Skullhack..........Blitzer
9. Izzi the Frog...........Lineman
10. Da Rock.................Black Orc
11. Burnstuntie Joy....Lineman
Substitutes
Gurk Halftoad...............Lineman
Ugly Rackspite ............Lineman
Cannonball Bennie......Thrower
Igor Blazetown...........Black Orc
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