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Why is my son such a retard? He got caught with a gram of weed at school and was smoking it in the bathroom of all places while shitting. He is grounded for a year.
Stranger: hi You: Because his parents are morons and apparent failures. Stranger: i wud like evry1s introduction please You: Ha. You: Hi. Stranger: so wat we shuld discuss?? You: The question? You: Like you're supposed to be doing. Stranger: well every teenager should smoke weed and try it for fun and not

to make it a habit Stranger: scientifically weed is a herb.. it does less harm than a cigrette You: That has got to be. You: One of the stupidest things that I have ever read in my life. Stranger: well its my perception. You: Big word for someone that can't even spell what or should. You: But nevertheless go on. Stranger: we should have the opportunity of smoking. Stranger: well the place was not appropriate You: I can't believe you're telling me that we should have the opportunity to break the law. You: And furthermore you're encouraging it. You: Have you even considered the risk that it puts the user and others at? Stranger: Yes of course. Thats y i said that the place was not appropriate. And since the fellow didnot approved by the laws. He was punished You: Oh he did not approved by the laws did he? You: That just. Stranger: Well he didnt You: Makes no sense whatsoever. You: Of course he didn't. You: Just as anyone else who has decided to smoke marijuana hasn't regarded the law. Stranger: Law says a lot. But do even the law makers follow the rules? Stranger: Whats your view You: I would hope that they do. Stranger: ?

Stranger: U hope but you are not sure. Stranger: am i right You: I'm sure there's some outdated laws that aren't appropriate for our

modern times which are still active laws. You: They are perhaps broken, none that I can name off the top of my head however. Stranger: Yes so have u ever tried of putting a hand to change those laws. I guess u havent Stranger: Arent you a citizen of this country? You: Why would I waste my time trying to change an outdated law, most of them are just apparent now that they no longer work. You: And no. You: Because I have no idea which country you're referring to. Stranger: Which country are u from? You: Australia. Stranger: OK. So i am talking of ur country. Stranger: Australia You: Then yes. Stranger: See the point is LAW shouldnt be broken. And if done than strict action should be taken. Stranger: But if u ask me wether smoking weed is breaking the law than i wouldnot agree You: In my country it is. You: Don't know about yours. You: You might be from the Netherlands or something. Stranger: I am from India, and in my country as well smoking weed is illegal. You: That explains a lot. Stranger: Dont only look at the negatives of smoking weed Stranger: It has positives as well Stranger: I guess u know what corruption is? You: There are no positives, it's illegal, it's mind altering, and inevitably it holds the ability to put the user and others at risk. You: I'm not sure how much worse it can get. You: Sure I know what corruption is. Stranger: So have you ever tried tipping a waiter? You: In Australia we don't give tips, it's not even considered as we actually pay proper wages and not bare minimum ones. Stranger: ok have ever seen corruption in australia Stranger: Can u name me some plz

You: Well I have heard of it existing in Australia, just as it does in many

other countries. I have never witnessed it personally however. Stranger: Well google it then. U will find a hell lot of corruption going on every where and you being a legal citizen you have put nothing forward to your country Stranger: U havent helpd ur country to be a corruption free country. You: Well firstly I can't prevent individuals who are in a position of power from being corrupt. Stranger: Well the australian captain Ricky ponting did so much of nuisance in International cricket. But still he is saved Stranger: Why?? You: Secondly if I did Google corruption in Australia and I did find many results, I would think that it would be a rather good thing as they have obviously been caught for what they did and presumably punished for what they did. Stranger: He too is breaking laws. You: Because I'm in no position to do so. You: Perhaps if I were in the law department I could do something about it. Stranger: Haha.. you could have protested. You: I don't see the point if that corrupt individual is caught and punished then I would be wasting my time. You: I can't protest against someone who is not already found to be corrupt. Stranger: See man and woman have lots of excuses. Its easy to say mountain but its harder to even climb it You: Yes that is true. Stranger: So actually dont get my perception wrong. You: What perception was that exactly? Stranger: I dont even know wether what i am saying is making u understand or not You: No I'm a little confused as to what it was that you were perceiving. Stranger: HAHA... are this answers automated You: What answers? Stranger: or i am talking to a human being Stranger: i mean what you are replying You: I'm a human, I was just curious as to what it was that you had perceived is all. Stranger: ok Stranger: whats my perception is- though the boy was punished for smoking weed in his school bathroom which is very much correct as the other students would get spoiled by this act of his. But had the boy had smoked

weed in his home or any other place apart from public place it would have been all well and good. Stranger: Because dont look what harm the weed is doing to the boy or to others but it also has some positives You: But how on Earth is that a perception? You: It simply makes no sense. You: Oh I see now. You: You mean opinion. Stranger: I knew that would go above ur head You: No. You: It's your choice of words. You: That has managed to go over my head. You: Because you're meaning to say opinion, not perception. Stranger: Ok my mistake Stranger: Opinion madam You: Aside from that I don't believe that the few unlikely positives that marijuana actually does include could possibly compare to the negatives. Stranger: Well i am not being personal. Can i know ur name with due respect Stranger: ? You: I'm Chris, not sure what it has to do with anything but nevertheless. Stranger: Well its better to have conversation with opposite sex You: How do you figure? Stranger: What? You: It shouldn't make that much of a significant difference really. Stranger: Can we be friends? You: What, why? Stranger: Leave that. Can we be friends? You: Leave what? I just don't understand why you want to be friends with me. Stranger: Because i want to come to your home in australia. Just kiddin Stranger: I want to be friends as i find you interesting You: How could you possibly find me interesting, we haven't spoken about anything. You: Just the question. Stranger: So shall we Stranger: ? You: What? Stranger: Speak anything different from the question. You: Ah... alright what do you want to talk about then?

Stranger: Any thing of ur interest You: Well you're the one that suggested it, I haven't got anything else to talk

about.
Stranger: You always seem to be rude? Stranger: Why is that so You: I get that a lot. I haven't got an argument against it only that I'm

honest.
Stranger: ok... Stranger: well if this conversation ends than i wont be able to chat with u

which i dont want. Stranger: So is there any way that we could be in touch Stranger: ? Stranger: Please dont say no. You: Why are you so eager to keep talking with me all I did was answer the question. Stranger: Please dont question me when i am expecting a answer from you? You: You're being radical it's my instinct to question you. Stranger: Can u please give ur mail id or facebook id You: See. You: Why would you even want that? You: I can't process this at all. Stranger: Please. You: It's all personal information, I don't know you, you don't know me, I've answered a question and you suddenly want me to give you my contact details. Stranger: I am not a terrorist You: It's extremely radical and out of the ordinary. You: I don't think you're a terrorist this has nothing to do with that at all. Stranger: So than what. Stranger: cant we be pen friends You: It's just the reason as to why you want my details so suddenly. You: This is really odd. Stranger: Oh god!!! Stranger: Please do some justice. Stranger: I want to talk to u. You are very polite and gentle You: Are you kidding? You: Polite and gentle? You: Just before you said I was rude. You: I'm not polite and gentle.

Stranger: I mean the way u put forward ur statement. Stranger: See rude doesnt mean that the person is rude Stranger: ur statement were at times rude You: I called the questionnaire a moron and that he's a failure as a parent. Stranger: So what Stranger: that doesnt make sense You: And you think that's been gentle and polite? You: And it does make sense. Stranger: Oh god see how u are realizing ur mistakes Stranger: So thats gud You: It makes sense... You: There is absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence whatsoever. You: When you tell me that from that sentence I'm being polite and gentle. You: then there's a problem. Stranger: oh god! Stranger: Please can we be friends Stranger: ???? Stranger: Chris Please Stranger: :-( You: What. You: This is really unordinary behavior. You: It doesn't happen all that often, in other words. You: Which is why I find it so weird. You: Especially since I've just finished arguing with you. Stranger: so u are pressing the escape button Stranger: ? You: Well no otherwise I wouldn't be here. Stranger: So please do me a favour. We could chat in facebook Stranger: so pls at least give me ur fb id You: Look I would honestly give it to you, I just don't understand why you

want it. You: Do you not see how weird this is? Stranger: I know you dont have weired friends but kipping one wouldnot harm you Stranger: I swear i wud be good to u You: What the. Stranger: and if u dont like me than unfriend me You: If I don't like you? You: What is this???? Stranger: Dont like me means if you dont find me good

You: Good? You: In terms of what? Stranger: language, appearance, etc You: Appearance? You: What the shit? You: Wait. You: What's your name? Stranger: Amitabh You: You're a guy? Stranger: if i say yes than u would press the escape button right Stranger: i know You: No, no, but are you? Stranger: yes You: So why would I find you good in appearance??? Stranger: Sorry? You: Why would I You: How could I find you even remotely attractive??? You: What the heck. You: Are you gay? You: ... Stranger: No You: Then why what the hell. Stranger: Are u a guy? You: Uh yeah, Chris? Stranger: So what... You: Oh wow what the actual fuck. You: Chris is a guy's name??? You: What the fuck. You: Holy shit.................... Stranger: Is that only man can be friends with woman. and if man is a friend

with man than he is a gay Stranger: is that what you mean You: No when a man says to another man "If you find me attractive enough" Then he is gay. You: Which is what you said, only in different words. Stranger: nope than u got it wrong. may be i was expecting a girl You: You thought I was a girl You: What the hell... You: I said my name was Chris before. You: How could you even.

Stranger: not 100 % You: Holy shit that is hilarious. Stranger: chris is name of girl as well You: Ha I've never met one Stranger: ok.. Stranger: so can we be friends Stranger: ? You: Fuck no bro.
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