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    Online Dating is Hell (and Hella Hilarious)
    Online Dating is Hell (and Hella Hilarious)
    Online Dating is Hell (and Hella Hilarious)
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    Online Dating is Hell (and Hella Hilarious)

    By Tinder Hella

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    After separating from her husband, Tinder Hella jumped right into online dating. What followed was 2 years of hilarious conversations and witty one liners. At the urging of friends, Ms. Hella has gathered these together and shows us just how dangerous it is to match with an attractive, funny, and intelligent woman. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHella Good House of Publishing
    Release dateAug 1, 2018
    ISBN9780999681930
    Online Dating is Hell (and Hella Hilarious)

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      Book preview

      Online Dating is Hell (and Hella Hilarious) - Tinder Hella

      Online Dating is Hell

      (and Hella Hilarious)

      Online Dating is Hell

      (and Hella Hilarious)

      A Real Woman’s Real Conversations with Real Men Online

      by

      Tinder Hella

      Hella Good House of Publishing

      Copyright © 2018 by TinderHella

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems, without permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review.

      Cover designed by Angie Alaya (pro_eboookcovers)

      This book is a work of non-fiction. Names and locations have been changed to protect the guilty and the innocent

      HellaMean.com

      TinderHella.com

      Printed in the United States of America

      First Printing: November 2017

      Hella Good House of Publishing

      ISBN-13: 978-0-9996819-3-0

      ISBN-10: 0-9996819-3-0

      For DTD

      I used it for words.

      Thank You

      R - Whether or not you take the blame...I mean credit...I will always attribute it to you

      E & E

      PI, IWALYNMW

      My inner circle of friends who will exist in my life always (PS, DC, MJ, ZP, TR, L, 7, to name but a few)

      The Triple Goddesses - KC, PR, DD - Thank you, bitches.

      SB

      Everyone who showed me redemption is possible

      Every single person who went up against TinderHella and lived to tell the tale

      Table of Contents

      Prologue

      In the Beginning...

      Tinder Godmother

      Simple Lines for Simple Minds

      Small Talk

      Desperation - A New Cologne for Men

      Block Heads

      Jackson

      Profiles

      Thanksgiving

      Christmas

      New Year’s Eve

      You Little Devil

      Hockey

      Zach

      Star Wars

      OKCupid

      Q&A

      The Email Where I Have Officially Been Deemed Attractive

      I Didn’t See That Coming

      Hella - the Reboot

      Harry Potter

      Game Night at Hella’s House

      I Am That Friend

      Epilogue

      About TinderHella

      Prologue

      I had been married for 16 and a half years when I separated from my ex-husband. Looking to jump start my sex life, I joined Tinder on Valentine’s Day 2015 and took it seriously for about a whopping 15 minutes.

      I tried to be shallow and just go for the good-looking dudes but too often the pretty boys were mentally lacking and dull as dirt. Turns out I needed some sort of mental stimulation to get beyond the phone screen.

      *GASP*

      I am pretty, so I was popular and met a lot of people and I am still friends with a few of my very early matches. Tinder has actually been very good to me, and a series of matches turned my entire life around, opening up a whole new world.

      But before that I discovered a few things...

      1)      Guys will let a pretty girl get away with almost anything.

      2)      I’m hilarious.

      If you think I’m a bitch, you are correct. I’ve been called a mean girl by a few men because my sense of humor can be harsh and not everyone’s cup of tea. That being said I was never interested in collecting anyone’s personal information, outing them to family and friends, or hurting them physically. I am not publishing anyone’s pictures here, even though some of them made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe.

      I’ll add a few comments here and there, more background details, and sometimes just my thoughts, but most

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