Tintumon Jokes
Tintumon Jokes
Tintumon Jokes
MANDAN
Teacher: Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: ?Oho? Ne mandanano ??
Tintumon: ?Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni
NO FREEZE LIQUID
INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi?..
Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu k
oduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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?Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!?
KALYANAM
MADIYAN
CHASE
REVENGE
BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for ?Chillara?, Is your father a Beggar ??
AUTO
Auil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo en
nit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunna
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PROFESSOR
SLEEP
MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN
BHAKSHANAM
LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)??..
CHEMISTRY
1000 ROOPA
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proofonnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu?..
Hence the proof
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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum?.pakshe answer pap
er aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla?.
3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass??.
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
I LOVE U
UKG?il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG?il padikkunna pappymol:?I LOVE YOU DA?
Tintu mon: ?Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyya
na???
DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji?s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan