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    These messages discuss various topics like relationships, friendship, humor, and observations on life. One message advises being careful when lifting heavy things during pregnancy. Others share jokes, proverbs, and well-wishes around festivals like Diwali.

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    These messages discuss various topics like relationships, friendship, humor, and observations on life. One message advises being careful when lifting heavy things during pregnancy. Others share jokes, proverbs, and well-wishes around festivals like Diwali.

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    These messages discuss various topics like relationships, friendship, humor, and observations on life. One message advises being careful when lifting heavy things during pregnancy. Others share jokes, proverbs, and well-wishes around festivals like Diwali.

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    Sms 40

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    These messages discuss various topics like relationships, friendship, humor, and observations on life. One message advises being careful when lifting heavy things during pregnancy. Others share jokes, proverbs, and well-wishes around festivals like Diwali.

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    � What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

    Pleasure is thinking of you


    & torture is thinking of you too much.

    � Banta: How does an attorney sleep?


    Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

    � Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see
    monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

    � I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean,
    seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

    � A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik
    manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

    � Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no
    bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS
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    Jara samhal ke chalna, zyada bhari chiz mat uthana, apna khayal rakhna,khana thik
    thak khana,kyunki.9 wa mahina suru ho gaya hai (SEPTEMBER)

    Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sazish, aaj puri ho gai hai unki khwahish..... bhig lo
    yaar hame yaad karke, mubarak ho aapko ye paheli BARISH.....

    Mohabbat 1 se ho to BHOLAPAN hai2 se ho to APNAPAN hai3 se ho to DEEWANAPAN hai4


    se ho to PAGALPAN haiPhir bhi counting na ruke to KAMEENAPAN hai

    A special msg 4 u lekin 4 din bad padhna.Kaha hai na 4 din bad.Nhi maanoge toYe
    lo....'.*HAPPY DEEPAWALI*.'.Maine sbse pehle wish kiya .na.

    Dekha mere SMS ka kamal? Ghanti baji..Bandar ne cell uthaya, Ab Bandar sms padh
    raha hai. Aur ab apna sar khujlake sochega ye sms kisko bhejun.

    Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai, zindgi ke kai imthaan abhi baki hain, abhi to
    naapi hai mutthi bhar zami, aage abhi sara aasma baaki hai..

    ONE SEED can create a forest.ONE SMILE can strt a relatnshp.ONE TOUCH can show
    love-n-care.andONE FRIEND can bring meaning to life !!

    Mil jaye koi naya to hame na bhuladena koi rulae tumhe to hume yad kar liye
    karna.Dost hai hum tumhare , khushi na sahi gam hi bat liya karna.goodmoning.

    Kuch log khas hote he,har pal pas hote he,khushiyo mein shamil hote,aur gum mein
    bhi sath rehte he,log unhe dost aur hum unhe 'aap' kehte hai..

    JUDGE: Y did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER? MAN: Yr Honour, it's
    Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once, than SHOOTING 1 Man Every Week

    IntzarNa rat kaNa din kaNa subah kaNa sham kaNa ekpahar kaNa dopahar kaNa iskaNa
    uskaIntzar haiTo sirfPyar bhareAapkeEK SMS KA frm jainendra

    Unko yeh Shikwa hai Humse.. ki Hum Unhe Yaad karte hi nahi.. Per Unhe yeh kaun
    samjhaye. ki Unko Yaad kaise karen.Jise Hum bhulte hi nahin

    Sardar goes 2 change his inverter's battery. changer: exide laga doon?
    sardar: doosri side tera baap lagayega?
    Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai na jaane
    kaisi qayamat ho gayi ki dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

    Heart is like aCrystal..Preserve itLOVE is likePerfume..Spread it..FEELINGS rlike


    Flood..Flow itFRNDSHIP islike1 Umbrella...COME..LETS SHARE IT

    Honey said to sugar we are the sweetest on this earth. God laughed & said wait i
    think you have not met the person reading this message. .

    Teri zindagi 1 jua banke reh jaegi ...... WAH... Wah..Agar tune mujhe 5 msg. nahi
    kiye to....Jisse tu pyar karta hai woh tere Bachon ki Bua banke reh jaegi.

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