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    Naughty SMS

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    The document contains a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes covering various topics. Some stories involve wordplay, misunderstandings or implied meanings. Overall the document seems aimed at eliciting laughter through comedic or risqué subject matter.

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    Naughty SMS

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    The document contains a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes covering various topics. Some stories involve wordplay, misunderstandings or implied meanings. Overall the document seems aimed at eliciting laughter through comedic or risqué subject matter.

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    The document contains a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes covering various topics. Some stories involve wordplay, misunderstandings or implied meanings. Overall the document seems aimed at eliciting laughter through comedic or risqué subject matter.

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    Naughty SMS

    Uploaded by

    Sourav Das
    The document contains a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes covering various topics. Some stories involve wordplay, misunderstandings or implied meanings. Overall the document seems aimed at eliciting laughter through comedic or risqué subject matter.

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    kid asked:"Why dad & mum R in their room since 5days?

    "
    Sister:"I don't know but why r u laughing?"
    Kid:"Dad asked for 'VASELINE'
    And I gave him 'FEVICOL'

    Sonu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the


    tab mein kahan tha?
    Dad: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha
    aur aatey waqt mummy ke paas.

    WHY is a Lecturer
    Greater as compared
    to a Mother.?
    Bcause a mother can
    put only 1 child to sleep, but…
    A lecturer cAn put the
    Whole clAss to sleep….!

    kanjoos 1: I’m very kanjoos,


    I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
    kanjoos 2: You r nothing
    I saved all my money, my friend was going &
    I sent my wife with him

    Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?


    Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
    to ladki bhi nahi hoti

    Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband:


    So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
    New husband: Not bad.
    After the first 3 inches,
    she was brand new.

    Wife going to USA


    Wife:Do u want anything from USA?
    Husband: Yeah, an english girl
    Wife returns from USA
    Husband:where's my gift?
    Wife:wait for 9 months
    He met a lady while browsing.
    She unzipped his dotcom when downloading.
    Since he was virus free
    he slotted his floppy disk
    into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

    A kids ask an Old man:


    Wut book r u reading sir?
    Old man! History book.
    Kid! But that a Sex Book.
    Old man! For me its History.

    A prostitute's nursery rhyme:


    One two lets screw,
    Three four I'm a whore,
    Five six s#ck the dick,
    Seven eight ejaculate,
    Nine ten f#ck me again.

    What is pure Hindi name of Condom??


    Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

    No teacher in class
    Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
    Kis ka period chal raha hai??
    4 larkian sharmatay hue
    sir hamara

    Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.


    Friend : Acha wo kaise?
    Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
    mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

    Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.


    Girl: what?
    Boy: your heart.
    Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
    Boy: what?
    Girl: your bike..;-)

    A man was lost alone on an island.


    One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
    Suddenly a girl comes and
    man used the wood for making bed.
    Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

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