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The UnMiracle (2017)
If you are a fan of Troll 2
The writing and acting are wonderfully bad, there are lines in this that will make you stop the movie and back it up because you won't believe how silly they are. This is bad Christian cinema at its finest, the message of the movie is only slightly poisonous so you can enjoy this movie without feeling morally sick over the message. If you like bad Christian movies this is the perfect movie for you.
Believe (2016)
Poor Millionaires
Do you hate poor people? Is life too hard for millionaire's that inherited everything they have? If you think people asking to be treated fairly for the work they do and that maybe indentured servitude is a bad thing then maybe you should skip this movie. But if you are the person who believes that rich people are better than poor people and that they have more of a right to share in the prosperity of our country more than poor people do then you will love this movie.
Last Ounce of Courage (2012)
Christian Persecution Fantasy
I know lots of Christians and they really don't seem this dumb or confused about how logic or the world works. This movie is insulting not just to all other beliefs and non-beliefs but it is insulting to Christians by painting them all as drooling morons who don't understand how laws, lawyers, wars, teenagers, plays, politics, or the government works. Fine it is a movie and it isn't suppose to represent reality but if that is the case this movie has the exact same amount of truth and facts in it as Transformers, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, but it is somehow less entertaining than any of those movies. The movie actually probably deserves 1 star, but in this case I am rewarding this movie for its production value being better than the average Christian movie. Some of the acting was competent and the cinematography seems competent. Now if the Christians can find someone that can write a decent story they may make a movie that will appeal to people that don't even believe in the magical sky daddy.
Loving the Bad Man (2010)
Morality?
This movie has the worst moral message I have ever seen, the people who made this should be ashamed of themselves. I don't have a problem with Christian movies, really I don't, but this is repugnant. The person who rapes a woman in a movie should never, ever under any circumstances be portrayed as the sympathetic character in a movie. The overall acting is terrible, but no worse than acting in any other Christian movie. the cinematography seems competent by Christian movie standards. But there is just no getting around the fact that you feel dirty after you watch this movie and it will take a weeks worth of showers to feel clean again.
The Doom Generation (1995)
this is the worst movie i have ever seen
I will give you the one good thing about it first. You get to see Rose McGowan topless. I know what your saying, "If you she her topless, It's worth watching just for that." No, don't think that. If you want to see the pictures find them on the internet, don't watch this train wreck.
Now, I could write a novel on how bad this movie is, but i will simply say one thing. This one thing is so powerful it will stop you from watching this sorry excuse for a movie. In the movie a man masturbates and then licks the sperm off of his hand. Yes, you heard me right. Now I don't care if Rose McGowan walks around naked for the entire movie, is it really worth it if you have to watch a guy lick his own spunk. Like I said there are more horrible things about this movie. But I think I have said enough. Now go watch something good.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
one of the greatest
this is one of the greatest movies ever made. I have watched this movie over two dozen times. I never tire of seeing "Andy Get Them". the lack of awards that this movie recieve was a true travesty. Tim Robbins performance ranks as quite possibly his best and considering who we are talking about that is saying alot. Morgan Freeman talent overshadow the fact that he was not like his character in the book. The rest of the cast though for the most part nameless is extraordinary. Chief among them though is Ron Perlman. There cant be anyone who didnt feel a great swell of joy when they heard the chess piece go through the poster. This is one of the greatest cinema moments i have ever witnessed. This film taps into you and elicts a great emotion. This is something few movies have or ever will do, but it is what makes this one of the greatest films ever made.