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Skeletons in the Closet (2024)
Discounted Even At Dollar Tree
Are we witnessing possibly the worst director Hollywood has ever seen? I streamed this total trainwreck of a film just after Boneyard to see just how bad this movie director Asif Akbar really is.. or does he actually have any good films out there. Turns out every honest review to every one of his films speak of how awful & cringe of films they truly are. It's literally entertaining in itself... like watching The Room in 2003.
And unbelievably The Room has a higher rating than all his films. Is this the new Tommy Wiseau of Hollywood yet somehow worse?? This is a real question! If you want cringe then Asif Akbar with his dimwitted, unintelligent flicks is your guy!
Cemitério (2024)
Total Insult to the West Mesa Murder Victims
I live in Albuquerque, New Mexico and a few of us had heard about this up coming film in the news and were highly excited about it - only to meet a complete dud! Talk of deep disappointment! What also stuck out to me is the movie claims to honor the victims, when in all actuality it made them look much worse! THIS MOVIE IS TOTAL INSULT TO THE VICTIMS portraying them as sleazy, dirty, no-good street girls or prostitutes! It's terribly funny in a very sad and tragic way how Boneyad credits dedication to the victims.
There is nothing genuine about the film nor the director who made it! It's an absolute travesty. The cheesy pretentious dialogue is nothing short of CRINGE!!!! I rate the film as a big EWWWW YUCK from start to finish.
The Commando (2022)
Does this guy have any right to call himself a film director?
Was this shot on an old LG Android phone? This movie is not even in HD form it'scloser to 144p. After these huge lemon disasters like Astro and ultra-cheesy Ace the Xmas Miracle... does Asif Akbar have any right to call himself a Hollywood director?
The movie Taken has a whole new movie after this film cause we know their script and scenes were def "taken." It's a dollar store version of Taken.
Ace & the Christmas Miracle (2021)
There are Bad Movies and then there are Worse. Who Wrote this garb and WHY???
A 4.5 rating is impressive for this... must be one of those where the movie makers made the whole crew and all their friends to rate it a 10 on their smartphones, while honest viewers of this film would rate it a 2 in mass
The jokes and dialogue are terribly cliché, I heard better jokes when I was in 2nd grade in 1992. Case in point: a scene where an idiotic fat man turns and runs off in a weird way for cheap laughs while the man jokes to the horse "He was dropped on the head when he was a baby"... when hearing this most generic line I had to click it off.
This movie is utter horse dung that flashes through your tv screen! Can't fathom at all how such a film is greenlighted, it has to take connections and then some - cause this movie is downright depressing and my kids are forever blinded
There are bad movies and then there are worse... this is worse than ya can imagine.