Morris Men

Truely an awful film. Everyone involve wasted their time. No film has been ever taken itself so seriously. You have a funny premise about morris dancing based martial arts, but what you get is a film taking itself so seriously about people killing drug dealers. Not a single joke or moment of mirth.

The sound was too quiet. The camera work looks like it was done on a phone. Every conversation was shot as close to people's faces as possible while shaking like crazy. The "action" sequences were terrible. The dialogue was bad to the point of not being able to understand how it could be so bad without anyone questioning it. You get to see lots of Clacton, Jaywick and Walton pier, which holds entertainment.

There are biggger problems in Clacton, like Farage and the rascists who voted for him.

Avoid at all costs.