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A Jew ain't only a religion, and it ain't a race. It isn't an ethnicity, and you aren't disqualified if you're good at spreading mayonnaise on white bread or bad at money or good at sports or bad at guilt. It ain't about whether your mother is Jewish or your father converted or both parents fasted on Yom Kippur. It don't matter if you were bar or bat mitzvahed, or if your grandma's recipe for chicken soup kicked Campbell's ass, or any of that.
It ain't about a toe in Israel, or an opinion on P
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― Auggie's Revenge
― Auggie's Revenge
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the capture
the rapture
the rupture
of a soul
a solo symphony
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