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River of Teeth
In the early 20th Century, the United States government concocted a plan to import hippopotamuses into the marshlands of Louisiana to be bred and slaughtered as an alternative meat source. This is true.
Other true things about hippos: they are savage, they are fast, and their jaws can snap a man in two.
This was a terrible plan.
Contained within this volume is an 1890s America that might have been: a bayou overrun by feral hippos and mercenary hippo wranglers from around the globe. It is the story of Winslow Houndstooth and his crew. It is the story of their fortunes. It is the story of his revenge.
Other true things about hippos: they are savage, they are fast, and their jaws can snap a man in two.
This was a terrible plan.
Contained within this volume is an 1890s America that might have been: a bayou overrun by feral hippos and mercenary hippo wranglers from around the globe. It is the story of Winslow Houndstooth and his crew. It is the story of their fortunes. It is the story of his revenge.
175 pages, Paperback
First published May 23, 2017
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August 13, 2017
I was sold on this novella as soon as I read the premise. Based on an actual idea that was never executed by U.S. government, this book postulates a Wild West-era America in which hippos were introduced to the Mississippi River to be raised as a source of food. Unfortunately, some of these hippos have now gone feral, which means, Houston, we have a hippo problem. The government hires a crack team of hippo wranglers (who also have varied talents as demolition experts, assassins, con women and pistoleers) to clear a large area of the Delta of their mean, man-eating hippo swarms. Alas, as vicious as the hippos are, humans are even worse, and our heroes will encounter lots of opposite on their way to realizing their goal. I like to describe this book as The Magnificent Seven with hippos. It is a rip-roaring read with humor, violence, passion, revenge and a plausible alternate reality, all packed into a very compact story. Bonus points: The cast is wonderfully and refreshingly non-heteronormative, and nobody in this alternate Nineteenth Century blinks an eye. Of course, with man-eating hippos in the water, I guess they have more pressing things to worry about!
May 26, 2017
If you catch my thoughts here on Goodreads you might realize that I almost never give anything one star. I try to always find the good in something and if I manage to at least finish the book, the author accomplished something. But I got halfway through this novella and couldn't finish anymore. I got tired of rolling my eyes. There is no book this year that has a cooler sounding concept than this one: a bayou western set during an alternate history where the gulf is filled with feral, man-eating hippos. I mean, come on, how could I resist? But alas, big disappointment.
The book might appeal to some (or many), but the cutesy, trite approach was not up my alley. For a novella, it felt like it was taking forever to get to the point, spending most of time introducing the characters and trying in vain to make them memorable. I would've loved this if I actually cared about the people, if the interactions weren't terribly awkward and if the attempt to make them memorable didn't turn into useless character quirks. It was kinda like an action/adventure Royal Tenenbaums with hippos. And to some people, that would sound awesome. But not to me.
None of it felt sincere at all; I could see right through Gailey's attempts at vivacity and quirk, and the western conventions felt like cartoons rather than anything genuine. Like someone who watched a couple of wild west movies rather than showing a real love for the genre. And the non-binary gender neutral pronoun thing kept taking me out of the story, trying to gather when Gailey was referencing the group or just the character Hero themself. I guess I was hoping for something much more affecting. But to top it all off, I just wanted to get to some damn hippo action already! Is that too much to ask?
Bummer.
The book might appeal to some (or many), but the cutesy, trite approach was not up my alley. For a novella, it felt like it was taking forever to get to the point, spending most of time introducing the characters and trying in vain to make them memorable. I would've loved this if I actually cared about the people, if the interactions weren't terribly awkward and if the attempt to make them memorable didn't turn into useless character quirks. It was kinda like an action/adventure Royal Tenenbaums with hippos. And to some people, that would sound awesome. But not to me.
None of it felt sincere at all; I could see right through Gailey's attempts at vivacity and quirk, and the western conventions felt like cartoons rather than anything genuine. Like someone who watched a couple of wild west movies rather than showing a real love for the genre. And the non-binary gender neutral pronoun thing kept taking me out of the story, trying to gather when Gailey was referencing the group or just the character Hero themself. I guess I was hoping for something much more affecting. But to top it all off, I just wanted to get to some damn hippo action already! Is that too much to ask?
Bummer.
November 2, 2020
I think we've all had our mental images of hippos cutified by Fiona the Hippo, right?
Totally undoctored cuteness
Though River of Teeth predates that pudge of adorableness, focusing more on their ferocity than their cuteness. Alas; it takes more than a great Big Idea to make a story.
https://youtu.be/Su7GkqwxG08 (hippo chasing a boat)
Hippos have been brought to the southern U.S., essentially replacing horses as transportation in the uncertain and watery in the 19th century Louisiana landscape. A fatter, more sedentary breed of hippos has replaced cattle as a meat source. There's also a secondary Big Idea, a broad range of gender and sexuality. Beyond the Big Ideas, there isn't anything new, with a plot that is a straight-up 'putting a gang together' for one big job.
Sadly, it should have gone through a bit more work to give the reader something besides HIPPOS. Novellas should be tight little stories, and there's a lot thrown in here that doesn't make sense. Though Gailey endeavors to be part of the 'show don't tell' school of alt-history world-building, she chooses the wrong bits of information to show. We witness overweight but adorable Regina (nickname 'Archie') picking pockets and running a con, but it doesn't explain why she would be needed for the hippo job. She then spontaneously brings along a new apprentice. When we meet the retired explosives expert Hero, they are always referred to in plural, and there's no explanation why--it's never truly clear if they are a multiple personality or a gender-neutral character whose description is limited by the English language. There's also a very pregnant but badass Latina assassin, and an incompetent card shark and shooter with Major Issues with a couple other characters. Really, when I think back, I can tell you their sexual preferences (or lack thereof) and their Heist Role. I'm not entirely sure why, as it's only germane in two of them.
Obviously, in the midst of this detail, the plot takes second fiddle. The reader--and the team--are too much in the dark (another traditional Heist device), and don't find out about The Plan until they're in dire straits. In fact, I'm not exactly clear why the government doesn't just step in with sharpshooters (or knife-throwers) and offer a bounty, they way they did with wolves. But I'll just go with that premise, because it's fun. Except the 'twist' then highlighted how nonsensical the situation was.
It wants to be fun (with hippos, names like 'Hero' and a ridiculous 'French' accent, how could it not?) but one gratuitous death and one messy one make it feel distinctly deadly. Then there's the very tired running joke of 'it's-an-operation-not-a-caper' that really needs to be re-done so the reader isn't eye-rolling by the end.
And the hippos. Well, they were engaging, but largely (haha) played a supporting role. They were their favorite mounts, the opposition, and part of the leader's reason for revenge. But it takes more than a Big Idea to make a story, and I mildly regret paying for this one. I certainly won't pay for the next.
Trike has a brilliantly scathing review: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
Totally undoctored cuteness
Though River of Teeth predates that pudge of adorableness, focusing more on their ferocity than their cuteness. Alas; it takes more than a great Big Idea to make a story.
https://youtu.be/Su7GkqwxG08 (hippo chasing a boat)
Hippos have been brought to the southern U.S., essentially replacing horses as transportation in the uncertain and watery in the 19th century Louisiana landscape. A fatter, more sedentary breed of hippos has replaced cattle as a meat source. There's also a secondary Big Idea, a broad range of gender and sexuality. Beyond the Big Ideas, there isn't anything new, with a plot that is a straight-up 'putting a gang together' for one big job.
Sadly, it should have gone through a bit more work to give the reader something besides HIPPOS. Novellas should be tight little stories, and there's a lot thrown in here that doesn't make sense. Though Gailey endeavors to be part of the 'show don't tell' school of alt-history world-building, she chooses the wrong bits of information to show. We witness overweight but adorable Regina (nickname 'Archie') picking pockets and running a con, but it doesn't explain why she would be needed for the hippo job. She then spontaneously brings along a new apprentice. When we meet the retired explosives expert Hero, they are always referred to in plural, and there's no explanation why--it's never truly clear if they are a multiple personality or a gender-neutral character whose description is limited by the English language. There's also a very pregnant but badass Latina assassin, and an incompetent card shark and shooter with Major Issues with a couple other characters. Really, when I think back, I can tell you their sexual preferences (or lack thereof) and their Heist Role. I'm not entirely sure why, as it's only germane in two of them.
Obviously, in the midst of this detail, the plot takes second fiddle. The reader--and the team--are too much in the dark (another traditional Heist device), and don't find out about The Plan until they're in dire straits. In fact, I'm not exactly clear why the government doesn't just step in with sharpshooters (or knife-throwers) and offer a bounty, they way they did with wolves. But I'll just go with that premise, because it's fun. Except the 'twist' then highlighted how nonsensical the situation was.
It wants to be fun (with hippos, names like 'Hero' and a ridiculous 'French' accent, how could it not?) but one gratuitous death and one messy one make it feel distinctly deadly. Then there's the very tired running joke of 'it's-an-operation-not-a-caper' that really needs to be re-done so the reader isn't eye-rolling by the end.
And the hippos. Well, they were engaging, but largely (haha) played a supporting role. They were their favorite mounts, the opposition, and part of the leader's reason for revenge. But it takes more than a Big Idea to make a story, and I mildly regret paying for this one. I certainly won't pay for the next.
Trike has a brilliantly scathing review: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
May 28, 2017
I received an advanced copy of River of Teeth via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. I would like to thank Sarah Gailey and Tor.
River of Teeth is an alternative history/fantasy Western adventure where the cowboys and mercenaries ride hippos instead of horses. Winslow Houndstooth is the main protagonist and he has been assigned a mission by government officials which involves brutal feral man-eating hippos and a shady gangster who runs a canal based gambling empire. For this mission, Houndstooth is able to assemble his own entourage which includes a chubby con-woman, an ex-best friend sharpshooter, and a deadly assassin.
This is quite a short tale that took me just over two hours to read. It is a highly ambitious premise and is one that, before picking up this book, I could never have envisaged in my craziest dreams so I have to compliment Gailey's amazing imagination. This alternative America is similar to what could have become a reality as is admirably explained by Gailey in the novella's forward. I won't try to explain as I would dumb the historical influence down compared to how the author presents it but it engaged me from the start.
Houndstooth's gang are an interesting enough bunch but unfortunately, due to the length of the narrative, they don't really evolve past the brief descriptions I mentioned in the second paragraph. River of Teeth includes a same-sex relationship (Edit-or does it?) Some moments between the couple are sweet and romantic but the relationship itself seemed unlikely to me from the characters initial interactions to where it ultimately leads in a short space of time. Unfortunately, the love depicted seems almost rushed.
This story is definitely an adult read. There are numerous grim and gruesome scenes from the very beginning, some of which incorporate those deadly feral hippos. There was one moment I found truly grim and upsetting. This alongside other harsh scenes infuses the story with a sense of dread. As well as these murderous beasts, Houndstooth's crew each have their own trained hippo and one of my favourite aspects of this story is the gangs' relationship with their 'steeds', who are even given cute names such as Ruby and Abigail. Furthermore, when our crew go off to complete certain sections of their missions they leave the hippos to play and hang out. Cute. One aspect of the story that confused me was the issue that one of the characters is referred to by everyone as if he is more than one person. 'They tried not to blink.' 'Their name.' I originally thought that he was perhaps schizophrenic but would friends refer to someone who has schizophrenia as 'them' instead of 'him'? The reason for this is not explained which is a shame as it could have made a cool revelation. I may have missed something yet I am usually quite attentive. (Edit - my friend on Goodreads advised this may be a gender-neutral character which is an interesting device and quite common in certain fiction apparently. If this is the case, which after analysing is probable then 1) this is the first book I have read with such a character and 2) what does it say about me that I read this individual as a man that was then involved in a gay relationship when nothing sex descriptive was discussed. Re-evaluating, this is a really interesting concept and I wish it had been more transparant during my initial read instead of leading me to a small degree of confusion.)
To conclude, I think some of the characters relationships could have been fleshed out a bit more. The finale of the book was brilliant and exhilarating. The book concludes nicely although it poses a few questions regarding what occurs next. This is an enjoyable and exciting hippo-fuelled fantasy western and I will be picking up Taste of Marrow when it is released in September. Not perfect but definitely worth a read.
James
River of Teeth is an alternative history/fantasy Western adventure where the cowboys and mercenaries ride hippos instead of horses. Winslow Houndstooth is the main protagonist and he has been assigned a mission by government officials which involves brutal feral man-eating hippos and a shady gangster who runs a canal based gambling empire. For this mission, Houndstooth is able to assemble his own entourage which includes a chubby con-woman, an ex-best friend sharpshooter, and a deadly assassin.
This is quite a short tale that took me just over two hours to read. It is a highly ambitious premise and is one that, before picking up this book, I could never have envisaged in my craziest dreams so I have to compliment Gailey's amazing imagination. This alternative America is similar to what could have become a reality as is admirably explained by Gailey in the novella's forward. I won't try to explain as I would dumb the historical influence down compared to how the author presents it but it engaged me from the start.
Houndstooth's gang are an interesting enough bunch but unfortunately, due to the length of the narrative, they don't really evolve past the brief descriptions I mentioned in the second paragraph. River of Teeth includes a same-sex relationship (Edit-or does it?) Some moments between the couple are sweet and romantic but the relationship itself seemed unlikely to me from the characters initial interactions to where it ultimately leads in a short space of time. Unfortunately, the love depicted seems almost rushed.
This story is definitely an adult read. There are numerous grim and gruesome scenes from the very beginning, some of which incorporate those deadly feral hippos. There was one moment I found truly grim and upsetting. This alongside other harsh scenes infuses the story with a sense of dread. As well as these murderous beasts, Houndstooth's crew each have their own trained hippo and one of my favourite aspects of this story is the gangs' relationship with their 'steeds', who are even given cute names such as Ruby and Abigail. Furthermore, when our crew go off to complete certain sections of their missions they leave the hippos to play and hang out. Cute. One aspect of the story that confused me was the issue that one of the characters is referred to by everyone as if he is more than one person. 'They tried not to blink.' 'Their name.' I originally thought that he was perhaps schizophrenic but would friends refer to someone who has schizophrenia as 'them' instead of 'him'? The reason for this is not explained which is a shame as it could have made a cool revelation. I may have missed something yet I am usually quite attentive. (Edit - my friend on Goodreads advised this may be a gender-neutral character which is an interesting device and quite common in certain fiction apparently. If this is the case, which after analysing is probable then 1) this is the first book I have read with such a character and 2) what does it say about me that I read this individual as a man that was then involved in a gay relationship when nothing sex descriptive was discussed. Re-evaluating, this is a really interesting concept and I wish it had been more transparant during my initial read instead of leading me to a small degree of confusion.)
To conclude, I think some of the characters relationships could have been fleshed out a bit more. The finale of the book was brilliant and exhilarating. The book concludes nicely although it poses a few questions regarding what occurs next. This is an enjoyable and exciting hippo-fuelled fantasy western and I will be picking up Taste of Marrow when it is released in September. Not perfect but definitely worth a read.
James
May 25, 2017
In a world where the US government DID import hippos into the Louisiana swamp to raise for meat in the 1800s, Winslow Houndstooth gets hired for a caper, no, an operation, to get the Hippos out of The Harriet, a vast marsh overrun with feral hippos. Only one member of his crew is a traitor...
When I read about this on the Facebook, I knew I had to read it. A western with people riding hippos? What's not to like? Anyway, Tor denied me on netgalley but an early birthday present from the esteemed Richard saved the day.
Where to start? The book kind of reminds me of the part in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly when Blondie and Tuco blow up the bridge. Only instead of the desert, it's in the Lousiana swamp. And they're riding hippos. And instead of Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach, the crew is a bisexual English former hippo rancher, a rotund con woman, a pregnant professional killer, a gambler, and a person of indeterminate gender. And instead of a bridge, they're using explosives to get the hippos out of the Harriet. Huh, I guess it's only superficially like the bridge scene...
The mistrust among the crew is one of the drivers of the story, along with Houndstooth's quest for vengeance. It would make a great movie. What would you call a western set in the Lousiana swamp? A gumbo western?
Anyway, it's a lot of fun. While it uses western conventions and a western plot structure, the setting and the characters make it something else entirely. Something I want to read much more of. Good thing the sequel comes out soon. Four out of five stars.
When I read about this on the Facebook, I knew I had to read it. A western with people riding hippos? What's not to like? Anyway, Tor denied me on netgalley but an early birthday present from the esteemed Richard saved the day.
Where to start? The book kind of reminds me of the part in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly when Blondie and Tuco blow up the bridge. Only instead of the desert, it's in the Lousiana swamp. And they're riding hippos. And instead of Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach, the crew is a bisexual English former hippo rancher, a rotund con woman, a pregnant professional killer, a gambler, and a person of indeterminate gender. And instead of a bridge, they're using explosives to get the hippos out of the Harriet. Huh, I guess it's only superficially like the bridge scene...
The mistrust among the crew is one of the drivers of the story, along with Houndstooth's quest for vengeance. It would make a great movie. What would you call a western set in the Lousiana swamp? A gumbo western?
Anyway, it's a lot of fun. While it uses western conventions and a western plot structure, the setting and the characters make it something else entirely. Something I want to read much more of. Good thing the sequel comes out soon. Four out of five stars.
February 8, 2024
She writes of rivers and swamps with an appalling ignorance of geography and physics.
Review of Kindle edition
Publication date: May 23, 2017
Publisher: Tor.com
Language: English
ASIN: B01MRJW3OS
Fantastic idea for a fun alternate history romp ruined by poor prose, lack of character development, an ignorance of the traits, habits and physiology of the hippopotamus (an inexcusable failing considering that the story idea is based upon hippopotami or hippopotamuses, as you choose.), a complete ignorance of geography, an apparent ignorance of the direction in which water runs (that would be downhill. North to south when dealing with the Mississippi, its tributaries and related swamps. Water is contained on the uphill side of a dam, not the downhill side.). Throw in some twenty first century politically correct sexuality for seasoning rather than importance to the plot and you have an unpalatable mess.
I wrote that the politically correct sexuality is not important to the plot. However, after reading some recent reviewers, I reflected on this and perhaps I was wrong. Promoting the LGBTQ, etc. agenda maybe the main purpose of Ms Gailey's writing. Even so, she should have paid more attention to the plot, geography, and physics.
I can't say that it was boring. Being disgusted, amazed, unhappy, incredulous and a bit angry is not the same as being bored. I hope she doesn't go back and correct the geographic and physics problems. They are just too funny as is.
Addendum 1/31/24: Amazon has removed this review. The message was the usual, "consult community guidelines." I also noticed that, according to the Amazon description, this piece of poorly written nonsense is, "A Finalist for the 2017 Nebula Award for Best Novella." Well, so much for the Nebula awards being a reliable guide to scifi.
Review of Kindle edition
Publication date: May 23, 2017
Publisher: Tor.com
Language: English
ASIN: B01MRJW3OS
Fantastic idea for a fun alternate history romp ruined by poor prose, lack of character development, an ignorance of the traits, habits and physiology of the hippopotamus (an inexcusable failing considering that the story idea is based upon hippopotami or hippopotamuses, as you choose.), a complete ignorance of geography, an apparent ignorance of the direction in which water runs (that would be downhill. North to south when dealing with the Mississippi, its tributaries and related swamps. Water is contained on the uphill side of a dam, not the downhill side.). Throw in some twenty first century politically correct sexuality for seasoning rather than importance to the plot and you have an unpalatable mess.
I wrote that the politically correct sexuality is not important to the plot. However, after reading some recent reviewers, I reflected on this and perhaps I was wrong. Promoting the LGBTQ, etc. agenda maybe the main purpose of Ms Gailey's writing. Even so, she should have paid more attention to the plot, geography, and physics.
I can't say that it was boring. Being disgusted, amazed, unhappy, incredulous and a bit angry is not the same as being bored. I hope she doesn't go back and correct the geographic and physics problems. They are just too funny as is.
Addendum 1/31/24: Amazon has removed this review. The message was the usual, "consult community guidelines." I also noticed that, according to the Amazon description, this piece of poorly written nonsense is, "A Finalist for the 2017 Nebula Award for Best Novella." Well, so much for the Nebula awards being a reliable guide to scifi.
June 19, 2020
Guess what!
I love hippos! I do! I do! I do!
I didn't think I would ever love hippos. They're not cute and furry like cats. Or happy and playful like dogs. But Sarah Gailey's alternate-history novella, River of Teeth, has forever changed the way I view these amazing, fierce, deadly -- and loveable -- creatures.
Set in the Louisiana marshlands, River of Teeth is built upon a relatively unknown fact regarding the history of America. Apparently way back in the day, the U.S. was facing a meat shortage and came THISCLOSE to bringing hippos to the country. The plan was to create "hippo ranches" in the great state of Louisiana and to use hippo meat as an alternative food source for Americans.
Obviously, the idea never came to fruition. (Whew!)
But Gailey takes this little piece of American trivia and runs with it . . . creating a fun, fast-paced, action-packed romp through the Louisiana bayou.
And I do mean FUN. I'm talkin' about gun-totin', hippo-ridin' cowboys kind of fun. It's so unique. I've yet to read anything quite like it.
My one issue, though -- it's a little "light." There's not much in the way of world building or historical background in the story. Albeit racially and gender diverse, the characters are not fully developed. And neither is the plot. It would've served the novella well, if Gailey had only taken the time to flesh the story and the characters out a bit.
You should still read River of Teeth, however. I really did like it --and I do, wholeheartedly, recommend it. In fact, you should know that I've already started reading the second novella in the series, Taste of Marrow. That fact alone should tell you something about how much I enjoyed River.
You should even just read it for the coolness factor alone.
I mean -- come on! It's about HIPPOS!
I love hippos! I do! I do! I do!
I didn't think I would ever love hippos. They're not cute and furry like cats. Or happy and playful like dogs. But Sarah Gailey's alternate-history novella, River of Teeth, has forever changed the way I view these amazing, fierce, deadly -- and loveable -- creatures.
Set in the Louisiana marshlands, River of Teeth is built upon a relatively unknown fact regarding the history of America. Apparently way back in the day, the U.S. was facing a meat shortage and came THISCLOSE to bringing hippos to the country. The plan was to create "hippo ranches" in the great state of Louisiana and to use hippo meat as an alternative food source for Americans.
Obviously, the idea never came to fruition. (Whew!)
But Gailey takes this little piece of American trivia and runs with it . . . creating a fun, fast-paced, action-packed romp through the Louisiana bayou.
And I do mean FUN. I'm talkin' about gun-totin', hippo-ridin' cowboys kind of fun. It's so unique. I've yet to read anything quite like it.
My one issue, though -- it's a little "light." There's not much in the way of world building or historical background in the story. Albeit racially and gender diverse, the characters are not fully developed. And neither is the plot. It would've served the novella well, if Gailey had only taken the time to flesh the story and the characters out a bit.
You should still read River of Teeth, however. I really did like it --and I do, wholeheartedly, recommend it. In fact, you should know that I've already started reading the second novella in the series, Taste of Marrow. That fact alone should tell you something about how much I enjoyed River.
You should even just read it for the coolness factor alone.
I mean -- come on! It's about HIPPOS!
January 13, 2020
You might want to take a deep breath before reading the following sentence. You're welcome.
Why this book which I read before the summer and consequently remember very little about—except that it was slightly not good—because I only have one grey cell left—bloody shrimping tourists be damned—should have been awesome because man-eating hippos and mercenaries and Louisiana and stuff, but wasn't and therefore kinda sorta disappointed me as you might have grasped from my not-so-wondrous rating:
① The Lackluster Yawn of Death (LYoD™):
Okay. So this story should have been slightly exciting. I mean, feral hippos, my Little Barnacles, FERAL HIPPOS. And a pretty original Alternative Western Type US Setting Thing (AWTUST™). And and a promising bunch of super hot mercenaries. Well I'd assumed they'd be hot because they were, you know, mercenaries and stuff. But life sucks and all mercenaries are not Black Company ones and thank you Glen Cook for ruining me for ever I hate you okay not quite but almost. So anyway, these aren't the hot mercenaries you're looking for, nothing to see and stuff.
My pal Darthie just lent me a bunch of Stormies to help police my reviews. Pretty cool, huh? The guy might have terrible fashion sense sometimes, but you can always count on him to help with your tyrannical duties.
These are probably the mostest not-hottest mercenaries ever. And they're flatter than a herd of ironing boards. So are all the other characters in this book, by the way. I just couldn't bring myself to give a bloody shrimping damn about them. Team Total Lack of Depth 1 – Team Interesting Bunch 000. Okay, to be disgustingly honest, there were actually two pretty cool characters in the story: Ruby and Rosa. The hippos. Conclusion: you know there's a problem with characterization when the animals in your novella have more personality than the rest of the cast put together. QED and stuff.
Also, the story itself was Deadly Land of Meh Material (DLoMM™). There was some blood and gore, thank my Shrimpy Lord, but apart from that? So boringly predictable.
I'm hot and sexy, I know.
② The Non-Binary Gender Character Stuff of Doom and Destruction (NBGCSoDaD™):
Before the PC freaks start trolling, please kindly note I am not making a judgement on the NBGCSoDaD™ itself, or on how people chose to define themselves. He/she/they/barnacle, it's all the same to me. My concern is about authors who choose to feature gender fluid characters in their stories just because it's cool/trendy/whatever to do so, even when it serves absolutely no purpose, and adds nothing to their narrative.
So. One of the characters here is referred to as "they" instead of "he" or "she." Which confused the fish out of me at first. Because, after spending so many years hidden in my subaquatic cave, I'd never heard of non-binary persons before I read this story. Not having a clue what this was all about, I'd assumed this was the author prepping us for some awesome twist or big revelation later in the story. Except that it wasn't. And I might have understood what was going on, had the author bothered to explore/develop this particular character further, but she didn't, so I didn't. And yes, I know this is only a novella which makes it hard to go into much detail, but still. This character being genderqueer should have added depth and meaning to the story, especially since they become romantilustically (yes, that is a word) involved with the male lead. But it didn't. And the whole thing ended up feeling completely pointless. So why add such a character to your narrative then? Because you can, that's why. Because you're hip, that's why.
My thoughts exactly.
» And the moral of this It Only Took Me Four Months to Write this Thing Wow Go Me and Stuff Crappy Non Review (IOTMFMtWtTWGMaSCNR™) is: I'm about to read the follow up to this story. A very special kind of nefarious masochist is obviously me.
· Book 2: Taste of Marrow ★★★
[February 2017]
Lethal, murderous hippos + 1890s Louisiana + mercenaries + rrrrrevenge =
P.S. Ilona Andrews, this is all your fault.
Why this book which I read before the summer and consequently remember very little about—except that it was slightly not good—because I only have one grey cell left—bloody shrimping tourists be damned—should have been awesome because man-eating hippos and mercenaries and Louisiana and stuff, but wasn't and therefore kinda sorta disappointed me as you might have grasped from my not-so-wondrous rating:
① The Lackluster Yawn of Death (LYoD™):
Okay. So this story should have been slightly exciting. I mean, feral hippos, my Little Barnacles, FERAL HIPPOS. And a pretty original Alternative Western Type US Setting Thing (AWTUST™). And and a promising bunch of super hot mercenaries. Well I'd assumed they'd be hot because they were, you know, mercenaries and stuff. But life sucks and all mercenaries are not Black Company ones and thank you Glen Cook for ruining me for ever I hate you okay not quite but almost. So anyway, these aren't the hot mercenaries you're looking for, nothing to see and stuff.
My pal Darthie just lent me a bunch of Stormies to help police my reviews. Pretty cool, huh? The guy might have terrible fashion sense sometimes, but you can always count on him to help with your tyrannical duties.
These are probably the mostest not-hottest mercenaries ever. And they're flatter than a herd of ironing boards. So are all the other characters in this book, by the way. I just couldn't bring myself to give a bloody shrimping damn about them. Team Total Lack of Depth 1 – Team Interesting Bunch 000. Okay, to be disgustingly honest, there were actually two pretty cool characters in the story: Ruby and Rosa. The hippos. Conclusion: you know there's a problem with characterization when the animals in your novella have more personality than the rest of the cast put together. QED and stuff.
Also, the story itself was Deadly Land of Meh Material (DLoMM™). There was some blood and gore, thank my Shrimpy Lord, but apart from that? So boringly predictable.
I'm hot and sexy, I know.
② The Non-Binary Gender Character Stuff of Doom and Destruction (NBGCSoDaD™):
Before the PC freaks start trolling, please kindly note I am not making a judgement on the NBGCSoDaD™ itself, or on how people chose to define themselves. He/she/they/barnacle, it's all the same to me. My concern is about authors who choose to feature gender fluid characters in their stories just because it's cool/trendy/whatever to do so, even when it serves absolutely no purpose, and adds nothing to their narrative.
So. One of the characters here is referred to as "they" instead of "he" or "she." Which confused the fish out of me at first. Because, after spending so many years hidden in my subaquatic cave, I'd never heard of non-binary persons before I read this story. Not having a clue what this was all about, I'd assumed this was the author prepping us for some awesome twist or big revelation later in the story. Except that it wasn't. And I might have understood what was going on, had the author bothered to explore/develop this particular character further, but she didn't, so I didn't. And yes, I know this is only a novella which makes it hard to go into much detail, but still. This character being genderqueer should have added depth and meaning to the story, especially since they become romantilustically (yes, that is a word) involved with the male lead. But it didn't. And the whole thing ended up feeling completely pointless. So why add such a character to your narrative then? Because you can, that's why. Because you're hip, that's why.
My thoughts exactly.
» And the moral of this It Only Took Me Four Months to Write this Thing Wow Go Me and Stuff Crappy Non Review (IOTMFMtWtTWGMaSCNR™) is: I'm about to read the follow up to this story. A very special kind of nefarious masochist is obviously me.
· Book 2: Taste of Marrow ★★★
[February 2017]
Lethal, murderous hippos + 1890s Louisiana + mercenaries + rrrrrevenge =
P.S. Ilona Andrews, this is all your fault.
July 28, 2019
"I dont like reading cow-people stories" - Melanie, 2019
"hold my beer" - this fucking book, right now.
I loved this. A biracial (Korean/British), queer cowboy who is getting together with a fat con-artist and a nonbinary demolition expert to pull off a heist in an alternative history with feral and ranching hippos? Wow, my new favorite thing in this world.
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"hold my beer" - this fucking book, right now.
I loved this. A biracial (Korean/British), queer cowboy who is getting together with a fat con-artist and a nonbinary demolition expert to pull off a heist in an alternative history with feral and ranching hippos? Wow, my new favorite thing in this world.
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February 27, 2018
Reminds me of Maverick (1994) and Wild Wild West (1999). Just suspend your belief system and have fun. Hippos are waiting. Carnivorous ferals are circling and snapping their teeth like crocodiles in a James Bond movie. 'A good time no alcohol required' by the Jeremy Jahns rating system.
A drunken Soviet worker is trying to saddle a hippopotamus, Novokuznetsk, 1982.
(https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayIn...)
A drunken Soviet worker is trying to saddle a hippopotamus, Novokuznetsk, 1982.
(https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayIn...)
June 24, 2019
Rating: 4.5 stars
WOW was this fun! I'm planning to re-read this before I continue with Taste of Marrow.
WOW was this fun! I'm planning to re-read this before I continue with Taste of Marrow.
December 10, 2019
Have I taken crazy pills? Has the world gone mad? No and yes.
This was nominated for the Hugo and Nebula. Kirkus calls it “delightful” and “fun” and “charming”. I kept hearing that a lot. “Fun!” people keep saying.
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
You tell me: hippo eats a dog. Fun! Hippo tears apart a delightful orphan. Charming! Then it takes a turn for the grim. This is, in fact, grimdark fantasy. Make no mistake about that. This is not Ocean’s 11 as numerous reviewers have stated, this is a badly-written mash-up of The Magnificent Seven and Bless the Beasts and Children.
I know that you haven’t seen the second film. Trust me that you don’t want to. It’s a movie about about a bunch of boys who want to save a herd of cattle from being slaughtered, so they run away from camp to save them. If you thought that Old Yeller was just too much of a feel-good comedy, then by gum Bless the Beasts and Children is the flick for you! I watched that movie as a kid because Billy Mumy, Will Robinson himself, was in it, and I have been traumatized ever since, lo these 47 years later.
I don’t know who Sarah Gailey is, but I can make a few assumptions. She’s white — like, extra white, the kind of girl who woohoos at a bar when the waiter brings another round of Chardonnay. She doesn’t know a single black person. I mean, besides Janel at work, but that doesn’t count.
This is an alt-Western set in the post Civil War South, yet there is not a single mention of slavery. It takes place along the Mississippi River and the swamps of Louisiana, yet there is not a single Native American in sight. Listen, sister, maybe take a trip to the bayou, where you will discover that there are more Native Americans than anywhere east of the Mighty Missus Hip. Or, you know, read a damn wiki. It’s so fucking whitewashed that this might as well take place in a 1950s John Wayne movie set in Norway.
Yes, the main character is bisexual. Yes, one of the other characters is intersectional and is referred to be everyone as “they”. Yes, there is a “woman of size” who is adept at pickpocketing folks.
The fact that none of these characters encounter any discrimination was easily the most fantastic aspect of this mercifully short novella. I suspect that people are so hungry for stories which show characters like these that they are being overly effusive in their praise, ignoring the serious story problems and the extremely problematic social aspects.
I never bought for a moment that the main character, Winslow Houndstooth, was constantly blushing at the touch of the attractive non-binary Hiro. All of those passages read like terrible erotica. I kept expecting a pizza delivery man to show up, so she could properly kick off the porno. If you’re looking for sex scenes, though, there aren’t any. This is the 15-year-old virgin’s idea of steamy. It’s the adult version of cringeworthy.
All of the characters are one-note stereotypes. What is it you lot like about them? The ending is a dumb deus ex machina. People behave stupidly merely to move the plot along. Hippos are gigantic, but two injured people can move one. An adult male hippo weighs as much as a Toyota Highlander SUV. A smaller female weighs the same as a Camry or Honda Accord. Go try pushing one of those around. It is constantly aggravating.
15 years from now, once we’ve actually gotten over all the current transgender hysteria over sharing bathrooms and we stop stupidly fighting over whether gay people should be allowed the same rights as everyone, people are going to look back at stories like this and shudder at how bad they are. But they’ll probably excuse them by saying, “But it was one of the early stories to have gay acceptance.” And they’d be right about how bad the book is, but completely wrong about “first.” Go read some of the New Wave from the 1960s. Michael Moorcock had queer main characters in his books back then. See 1968’s The Final Programme, for instance, with the gender-fluid protagonist. In 1979 R.M. Meluch published the Space Opera Sovereign, which has a gay main character who becomes a starship captain. The World Fantasy award winner of that year, Watchtower, features gay characters, written by lesbian author Elizabeth Lynn. “First” my firm tuchus.
We should demand better than junk like this.
This was nominated for the Hugo and Nebula. Kirkus calls it “delightful” and “fun” and “charming”. I kept hearing that a lot. “Fun!” people keep saying.
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
You tell me: hippo eats a dog. Fun! Hippo tears apart a delightful orphan. Charming! Then it takes a turn for the grim. This is, in fact, grimdark fantasy. Make no mistake about that. This is not Ocean’s 11 as numerous reviewers have stated, this is a badly-written mash-up of The Magnificent Seven and Bless the Beasts and Children.
I know that you haven’t seen the second film. Trust me that you don’t want to. It’s a movie about about a bunch of boys who want to save a herd of cattle from being slaughtered, so they run away from camp to save them. If you thought that Old Yeller was just too much of a feel-good comedy, then by gum Bless the Beasts and Children is the flick for you! I watched that movie as a kid because Billy Mumy, Will Robinson himself, was in it, and I have been traumatized ever since, lo these 47 years later.
I don’t know who Sarah Gailey is, but I can make a few assumptions. She’s white — like, extra white, the kind of girl who woohoos at a bar when the waiter brings another round of Chardonnay. She doesn’t know a single black person. I mean, besides Janel at work, but that doesn’t count.
This is an alt-Western set in the post Civil War South, yet there is not a single mention of slavery. It takes place along the Mississippi River and the swamps of Louisiana, yet there is not a single Native American in sight. Listen, sister, maybe take a trip to the bayou, where you will discover that there are more Native Americans than anywhere east of the Mighty Missus Hip. Or, you know, read a damn wiki. It’s so fucking whitewashed that this might as well take place in a 1950s John Wayne movie set in Norway.
Yes, the main character is bisexual. Yes, one of the other characters is intersectional and is referred to be everyone as “they”. Yes, there is a “woman of size” who is adept at pickpocketing folks.
The fact that none of these characters encounter any discrimination was easily the most fantastic aspect of this mercifully short novella. I suspect that people are so hungry for stories which show characters like these that they are being overly effusive in their praise, ignoring the serious story problems and the extremely problematic social aspects.
I never bought for a moment that the main character, Winslow Houndstooth, was constantly blushing at the touch of the attractive non-binary Hiro. All of those passages read like terrible erotica. I kept expecting a pizza delivery man to show up, so she could properly kick off the porno. If you’re looking for sex scenes, though, there aren’t any. This is the 15-year-old virgin’s idea of steamy. It’s the adult version of cringeworthy.
All of the characters are one-note stereotypes. What is it you lot like about them? The ending is a dumb deus ex machina. People behave stupidly merely to move the plot along. Hippos are gigantic, but two injured people can move one. An adult male hippo weighs as much as a Toyota Highlander SUV. A smaller female weighs the same as a Camry or Honda Accord. Go try pushing one of those around. It is constantly aggravating.
15 years from now, once we’ve actually gotten over all the current transgender hysteria over sharing bathrooms and we stop stupidly fighting over whether gay people should be allowed the same rights as everyone, people are going to look back at stories like this and shudder at how bad they are. But they’ll probably excuse them by saying, “But it was one of the early stories to have gay acceptance.” And they’d be right about how bad the book is, but completely wrong about “first.” Go read some of the New Wave from the 1960s. Michael Moorcock had queer main characters in his books back then. See 1968’s The Final Programme, for instance, with the gender-fluid protagonist. In 1979 R.M. Meluch published the Space Opera Sovereign, which has a gay main character who becomes a starship captain. The World Fantasy award winner of that year, Watchtower, features gay characters, written by lesbian author Elizabeth Lynn. “First” my firm tuchus.
We should demand better than junk like this.
June 5, 2017
Reading this because it is a Campbell nom for this year, I'm walking into this as a properly fascinated reader. I mean, it's a western alternative history where hippos are the next big meat and it was ACTUALLY A THING. It might have been a bad idea in the real world, but the concept for a SF novella is pretty spectacular.
So how did it pan out?
Well. I like revenge stories as well as anyone and having these big monsters that crunch people with a single bite always makes for great river fiction, but I found my attention wandering. I think it might have just been me. The concept is great and the writing is okay, but it just wasn't enough for me to hang my hat on.
I'm sure others might get more out of this! I DO recommend this highly for anyone who loves the whole Western thing. I think I might not have been in the right mood, unfortunately.
So how did it pan out?
Well. I like revenge stories as well as anyone and having these big monsters that crunch people with a single bite always makes for great river fiction, but I found my attention wandering. I think it might have just been me. The concept is great and the writing is okay, but it just wasn't enough for me to hang my hat on.
I'm sure others might get more out of this! I DO recommend this highly for anyone who loves the whole Western thing. I think I might not have been in the right mood, unfortunately.
January 6, 2024
First, a little background – apparently in the early twentieth century the US Congress considered hippopotamus ranching (in all seriousness) with hippos imported from Africa to the bayous of Louisiana as a solution for the national meat shortage and the growing ecological crisis. Again and again, the lengths at which humans will go to hold on to their commodities... But anyway. Sarah Gailey bases her Western alternate history River of Teeth on a universe where this consideration had been realized and we have cowboys sitting in a bar discussing who that black hippo outside belongs to which just ate the poor dog Petunia.
This universe is quirky and truly original, and the characters fun– Houndstooth, Archie and Hero, alongside with a couple of others form a group to avenge Houndstooth's burned down ranch (with all the hippos!) and hunt down those who are behind it. The hippos are characters of their own too! My only critique would be that the characters were all too binary, like the baddies were exaggeratedly so and you knew who's good and just right away, but I guess that is a Western thing.
This is the WBTM SFF book of the month January'24.
This universe is quirky and truly original, and the characters fun– Houndstooth, Archie and Hero, alongside with a couple of others form a group to avenge Houndstooth's burned down ranch (with all the hippos!) and hunt down those who are behind it. The hippos are characters of their own too! My only critique would be that the characters were all too binary, like the baddies were exaggeratedly so and you knew who's good and just right away, but I guess that is a Western thing.
This is the WBTM SFF book of the month January'24.
July 14, 2018
*sighs* Don't you just hate it when the description of a book shows a story with SO MUCH potential, but as soon as you read it, you just KNOW that it'll never live up to that promised potential?!
It was like this for me when I heard about this story. An 1890s USA that has introduced hippos into the wild as an alternative meat source - that was even an actual plan of the government (it simply didn't work out in reality). How cool is that?! And look at the pretty awesome cover! In one place, where the Mississippi is contained by a gate and dam (Harriet), some feral hippos roam in cooperation with a ruthless business man.
A band of criminals band together to clear that part of the river of the feral hippos for the US government.
Amongst the cast are Ruby
and Rosa
and I have to say that the hippos really were the main attraction here (not just these two but mainly them). I liked the thought-out world in which there weren't cattle farms but hippo ranches, where hippos were also your transport instead of horses.
However, that is unfortunately where my positive feelings end.
The human characters were very flat and the lengthy introduction of where they came from, why they joined the operation, and what their "profession" was just couldn't touch me. I didn't care for any of them.
Add to that the fact that Hero, one of the gang, was always referred to as "they" and "them" without it ever being explained why. He could have been transgender or gay or whatever else, but it was never addressed in any sort of way, which is what gave me the impression of it just having been thrown in because it's "in", up-to-date with the most current politically correct cast. *rolls eyes*
Also, along with Hero, we had the MC, Houndstooth, who was this strong and self-confident guy with the motto "I'llbanganythingthathasprettyeyes" regardless of the gender (I guess that is "in style" as well) one second and a teenager-like lovesick puppy the next. Not to mention that this "mastermind" of a leader, who was supposedly oh so intelligent, was actually an incapable imbecile. It just didn't add up.
The bad guy, of course, was just as much a cardboard cut-out and uninteresting. Just meh.
Don't get me wrong: a gender-fluid character can be a great inclusion, but bad representation is as harmful as no representation at all, in my opinion, and the author failed to make me feel anything at all for these characters (other than annoyance).
At one point, I was hoping for a nice twist -> but, sadly, the author didn't include any great twist and even left that statement open (I doubt it will get important in the next volume).
I actually can't believe this was nominated for any sort of award. And no, I won't read the sequel as I'm just not interested. *sighs*
P.S.: Yes, it really did take me this long to finish this novella - because I kept wanting to read other things in between as it just couldn't hold my interest.
It was like this for me when I heard about this story. An 1890s USA that has introduced hippos into the wild as an alternative meat source - that was even an actual plan of the government (it simply didn't work out in reality). How cool is that?! And look at the pretty awesome cover! In one place, where the Mississippi is contained by a gate and dam (Harriet), some feral hippos roam in cooperation with a ruthless business man.
A band of criminals band together to clear that part of the river of the feral hippos for the US government.
Amongst the cast are Ruby
and Rosa
and I have to say that the hippos really were the main attraction here (not just these two but mainly them). I liked the thought-out world in which there weren't cattle farms but hippo ranches, where hippos were also your transport instead of horses.
However, that is unfortunately where my positive feelings end.
The human characters were very flat and the lengthy introduction of where they came from, why they joined the operation, and what their "profession" was just couldn't touch me. I didn't care for any of them.
Add to that the fact that Hero, one of the gang, was always referred to as "they" and "them" without it ever being explained why. He could have been transgender or gay or whatever else, but it was never addressed in any sort of way, which is what gave me the impression of it just having been thrown in because it's "in", up-to-date with the most current politically correct cast. *rolls eyes*
Also, along with Hero, we had the MC, Houndstooth, who was this strong and self-confident guy with the motto "I'llbanganythingthathasprettyeyes" regardless of the gender (I guess that is "in style" as well) one second and a teenager-like lovesick puppy the next. Not to mention that this "mastermind" of a leader, who was supposedly oh so intelligent, was actually an incapable imbecile. It just didn't add up.
The bad guy, of course, was just as much a cardboard cut-out and uninteresting. Just meh.
Don't get me wrong: a gender-fluid character can be a great inclusion, but bad representation is as harmful as no representation at all, in my opinion, and the author failed to make me feel anything at all for these characters (other than annoyance).
At one point, I was hoping for a nice twist -> but, sadly, the author didn't include any great twist and even left that statement open (I doubt it will get important in the next volume).
I actually can't believe this was nominated for any sort of award. And no, I won't read the sequel as I'm just not interested. *sighs*
P.S.: Yes, it really did take me this long to finish this novella - because I kept wanting to read other things in between as it just couldn't hold my interest.
January 7, 2018
Rating: 3.5* of five, rounded up because HIPPOS!!!
Okay, there's this little-known weirdness about the Congress actually considering the importation of hippos for real in the early 20th century...see my four-year-old review of the Kindle Single for my take on that...but it went nowhere, thankfully.
Also thankfully Sarah Gailey got wind of this deliciously loopy piece of fucked-up thinking. This novella is a terrific playful use of reality's undercooked braining. I can't be any more pleased about that.
I could be a bit more pleased about the novella. No. WINKING! Not at all, not ever, not even the three times in this book. *ahem*
But the main source of my discontent is the slightness of the characterization of Winslow, our "British"-or-maybe-not hero. He's very intriguing which is the source of my mild disgruntlement. Just as we're getting to know him, *whiz* offstage he goes with Archie the stout and stout-hearted confidence trickster...and just as *she* is getting interesting, what with her tendresse for U.S. Marshal Gran! Who barely registers before his search for the evil Adelia fails and he has to get our non-binary fascinator Hero to medical help...
...am I making myself clear? There is a LOT going on in these pages, all of it fun, much of it necessary, and some of it far too glossed over. More room for Mama's goodness, please. Yes, there's a sequel and I will be reading it soonest, but this is literary coitus interruptus.
I was delighted by the comeuppance delivered to the very appropriate party at the end; I was hugely relieved that the author provided us with a timeline at the end of the book; but really, there's only one thing that I can't explain away or make better with rationalizations: Handwaving away the Civil War. This wasn't a fixable slip-up. The fact is that hippos in the Civil War would've changed things drastically given the location of the Harriet (our lawless, feral hippo-infested stretch of Mississippi marsh). Its construction in Louisiana would've made the economy of the state radically different; its slave or free labor demands would've changed the military calculus of the region in extremely significant ways.
So I'll accept a gayish hero, I'll go along with a non-binary person passing unchallenged, yup yup okey dokey mm hmm, but not the unchanged Civil War. That by itself would've cost a less gung-ho gonzo nuts author with a blah little idea all but one star. You, Sarah Gailey, disappointed me where a less talented writer would've made me snort derisively, roll my eyes, and Pearl Rule this bad boy. You're capable of better thinking than this elision of a central fact of US history.
Tsk.
Okay, there's this little-known weirdness about the Congress actually considering the importation of hippos for real in the early 20th century...see my four-year-old review of the Kindle Single for my take on that...but it went nowhere, thankfully.
Also thankfully Sarah Gailey got wind of this deliciously loopy piece of fucked-up thinking. This novella is a terrific playful use of reality's undercooked braining. I can't be any more pleased about that.
I could be a bit more pleased about the novella. No. WINKING! Not at all, not ever, not even the three times in this book. *ahem*
But the main source of my discontent is the slightness of the characterization of Winslow, our "British"-or-maybe-not hero. He's very intriguing which is the source of my mild disgruntlement. Just as we're getting to know him, *whiz* offstage he goes with Archie the stout and stout-hearted confidence trickster...and just as *she* is getting interesting, what with her tendresse for U.S. Marshal Gran! Who barely registers before his search for the evil Adelia fails and he has to get our non-binary fascinator Hero to medical help...
...am I making myself clear? There is a LOT going on in these pages, all of it fun, much of it necessary, and some of it far too glossed over. More room for Mama's goodness, please. Yes, there's a sequel and I will be reading it soonest, but this is literary coitus interruptus.
I was delighted by the comeuppance delivered to the very appropriate party at the end; I was hugely relieved that the author provided us with a timeline at the end of the book; but really, there's only one thing that I can't explain away or make better with rationalizations: Handwaving away the Civil War. This wasn't a fixable slip-up. The fact is that hippos in the Civil War would've changed things drastically given the location of the Harriet (our lawless, feral hippo-infested stretch of Mississippi marsh). Its construction in Louisiana would've made the economy of the state radically different; its slave or free labor demands would've changed the military calculus of the region in extremely significant ways.
So I'll accept a gayish hero, I'll go along with a non-binary person passing unchallenged, yup yup okey dokey mm hmm, but not the unchanged Civil War. That by itself would've cost a less gung-ho gonzo nuts author with a blah little idea all but one star. You, Sarah Gailey, disappointed me where a less talented writer would've made me snort derisively, roll my eyes, and Pearl Rule this bad boy. You're capable of better thinking than this elision of a central fact of US history.
Tsk.
January 22, 2024
1.5 stars:
short review for busy readers: alt history, vaguely punk novella with a phenomenal concept (and cover!) that utterly fails to meet those expectations in the execution. Dumb dialogue, wonky pacing, plot holes you could herd hippos through, cheesy gay behaviour, a character with an annoyink Franch accsssant, cherie!, and confusing PC use of ‘new’ pronouns for no story relevant reason. Not recommended.
in detail:
No clue how in hell this was ever nominated for an award.
Any award.
What all is technically incompetently done in this novella would fill more than one review. As well as my opinions about authors - gay themselves or not - who write such insultingly stereotypical non-straight characters in the name of ‘fun’ (just like I don’t let women writers off the hook when they write “comedy” stories about clumsy, dumb women whose sole ambition is to catch a boyfriend.)
Here's another annoyance: the use of “new” or alternate pronouns for no other reason than to make a manuscript more woke/PC/queer approved. If you are going to do that, then you need to follow the rules for the inclusion of any type of detail. Namely, root it firmly in the world of the story and the needs of plot/characterisation.
Thing is, Sarah Gailey obviously has writing talent. A lot of it, in fact, but she squanders that talent like Aunt Lulu squanders the year’s rent money on Las Vegas slot machines, with a fast right pull and a gleam in her eye.
Although she’s far from a literary Mozart, my thoughts on finishing this novella were “now I know how Salieri felt”. It’s painful to see someone so talented in your art spending that talent on writing symphonies for the kazoo with accompanying fart sounds because they think that’s just ha-ha-ha-hilarious! (Excuse me while I clutch my pearls)
Gailey could have created a really phenomenal punk western novella, but chose to produce half-coherent campy cheese instead.
Bird cage liner if there ever was any.
short review for busy readers: alt history, vaguely punk novella with a phenomenal concept (and cover!) that utterly fails to meet those expectations in the execution. Dumb dialogue, wonky pacing, plot holes you could herd hippos through, cheesy gay behaviour, a character with an annoyink Franch accsssant, cherie!, and confusing PC use of ‘new’ pronouns for no story relevant reason. Not recommended.
in detail:
No clue how in hell this was ever nominated for an award.
Any award.
What all is technically incompetently done in this novella would fill more than one review. As well as my opinions about authors - gay themselves or not - who write such insultingly stereotypical non-straight characters in the name of ‘fun’ (just like I don’t let women writers off the hook when they write “comedy” stories about clumsy, dumb women whose sole ambition is to catch a boyfriend.)
Here's another annoyance: the use of “new” or alternate pronouns for no other reason than to make a manuscript more woke/PC/queer approved. If you are going to do that, then you need to follow the rules for the inclusion of any type of detail. Namely, root it firmly in the world of the story and the needs of plot/characterisation.
Thing is, Sarah Gailey obviously has writing talent. A lot of it, in fact, but she squanders that talent like Aunt Lulu squanders the year’s rent money on Las Vegas slot machines, with a fast right pull and a gleam in her eye.
Although she’s far from a literary Mozart, my thoughts on finishing this novella were “now I know how Salieri felt”. It’s painful to see someone so talented in your art spending that talent on writing symphonies for the kazoo with accompanying fart sounds because they think that’s just ha-ha-ha-hilarious! (Excuse me while I clutch my pearls)
Gailey could have created a really phenomenal punk western novella, but chose to produce half-coherent campy cheese instead.
Bird cage liner if there ever was any.
April 14, 2017
* I was sent this for review by the publisher *
This novella was excellent rollicking fun. It's a story that when I saw the cover and hear the synopsis, I KNEW I needed it in my life and it definitely didn't disappoint. Not only is the story sharp and witty and non-stop, it also has some of the best representation of non-gendered characters, female protagonists, older characters and more. The only white male character is quickly killed off (yay) and we're left with a cast of pretty great (albeit some are also reckless as can be) cowboy-esque hippo-riding and wrangling characters!
This is set in a version of America where the marshes and rivers have been overtaken by wild hippos. These hippos were imported and bred as part of a plan to use them to stop the meat shortages, but when it became clear that these were feisty and wild beasts who wouldn't be tamed, they started taking over the waterways.
The initial appeal of this was always the feral hippos and honestly I'm not much of a wild-west reader at all. I tend to find that the crazy over-enthusiastic and wild stories involving cowboys just bore me, but this story, with hippos as the focus, was the total opposite. I read it in one sitting straight through, chatted to my good friend Elena and had a solid adventure of twisty-turny awesomeness :) 4.5*s and I would certainly read more in this series or by this author in future. Highly recommended :D
This novella was excellent rollicking fun. It's a story that when I saw the cover and hear the synopsis, I KNEW I needed it in my life and it definitely didn't disappoint. Not only is the story sharp and witty and non-stop, it also has some of the best representation of non-gendered characters, female protagonists, older characters and more. The only white male character is quickly killed off (yay) and we're left with a cast of pretty great (albeit some are also reckless as can be) cowboy-esque hippo-riding and wrangling characters!
This is set in a version of America where the marshes and rivers have been overtaken by wild hippos. These hippos were imported and bred as part of a plan to use them to stop the meat shortages, but when it became clear that these were feisty and wild beasts who wouldn't be tamed, they started taking over the waterways.
The initial appeal of this was always the feral hippos and honestly I'm not much of a wild-west reader at all. I tend to find that the crazy over-enthusiastic and wild stories involving cowboys just bore me, but this story, with hippos as the focus, was the total opposite. I read it in one sitting straight through, chatted to my good friend Elena and had a solid adventure of twisty-turny awesomeness :) 4.5*s and I would certainly read more in this series or by this author in future. Highly recommended :D
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May 25, 2017Wildly, gleefully enjoyable. Alt-American history with hippos, for heaven's sake, as well as a gloriously diverse cast--our MCs are some or all of female, fat, POC, nonbinary, bi, pregnant, and not American--and lots of lovely romance with the banter, violence, and FERAL HIPPOS. And there's going to be another one, which I totally need.
It's a first book and you can tell--the style clunks occasionally, which an editor really could have dealt with, and the pacing's a bit rushed. It could have been a lot longer and benefited from the space. But the sheer fun of it outweighs the faults in a big way, and what a lovely cover. And **PEOPLE RIDING ON GOD DAMN HIPPOS**.
It's a first book and you can tell--the style clunks occasionally, which an editor really could have dealt with, and the pacing's a bit rushed. It could have been a lot longer and benefited from the space. But the sheer fun of it outweighs the faults in a big way, and what a lovely cover. And **PEOPLE RIDING ON GOD DAMN HIPPOS**.
October 20, 2017
4.5 stars
THIS BOOK WAS SO FUN. Seriously, more people need to read it! The main character is a queer Korean-British hippo-wrangling cowboy who puts together a rag tag group of criminals featuring the most fabulous of fat French female con artists and a gender non-binary demolitions expert, among others. It's a fucking riot.
I just wanted MORE. The only negative critique I would give this book is that we simply don't get enough page time to really develop the characters and the plot. Gailey crafts a mean heist book, but the pace was too break-neck at times. The book would have been a full five stars from me if we were simply given a little more build-up time.
I loved the world. You would think that an alternate history involving feral hippos in the US would be difficult to get into, but Gailey expertly pulls you in. I also loved that this is Western genre fiction that actively puts those that the genre is notorious for ignoring--queer folks and POC--right at center stage. And she does it WELL.
I've seen several reviews that cite the use of they/them pronouns for the non-binary character as a flaw that made the reading experience confusing and I just.... No. Just stop. BE QUIET.
This book is just SO MUCH fun. If you're looking for something that is an original, funny, violent, wild ride, then this is for you.
THIS BOOK WAS SO FUN. Seriously, more people need to read it! The main character is a queer Korean-British hippo-wrangling cowboy who puts together a rag tag group of criminals featuring the most fabulous of fat French female con artists and a gender non-binary demolitions expert, among others. It's a fucking riot.
I just wanted MORE. The only negative critique I would give this book is that we simply don't get enough page time to really develop the characters and the plot. Gailey crafts a mean heist book, but the pace was too break-neck at times. The book would have been a full five stars from me if we were simply given a little more build-up time.
I loved the world. You would think that an alternate history involving feral hippos in the US would be difficult to get into, but Gailey expertly pulls you in. I also loved that this is Western genre fiction that actively puts those that the genre is notorious for ignoring--queer folks and POC--right at center stage. And she does it WELL.
I've seen several reviews that cite the use of they/them pronouns for the non-binary character as a flaw that made the reading experience confusing and I just.... No. Just stop. BE QUIET.
This book is just SO MUCH fun. If you're looking for something that is an original, funny, violent, wild ride, then this is for you.
May 27, 2017
I think in the end, that I just had too high hope on this book. Sure it's good, with an interesting story and some really gruesome scenes. But, at the same time did I feel that this was not a book that I devoured. I loved the idea of this book, with hippos in the marshlands of Louisiana and the story was interesting, but it ended when it started to get really interesting. It's a short story only 152 pages long and that could be why I felt like I wanted more meat to the story. This is book one so it will be more of them and I will definitely read them.
I do think that if you like alternative stories should you really read this book. Personally, did I struggle a bit with keeping the characters (and hippos) apart, and I would have loved a deeper introduction into each and every one of the characters. On the plus side are they interesting characters and I'm looking forward to getting to know them more in the next novella!
I want to thank the publisher for providing me with a free copy through NetGalley for an honest review!
I do think that if you like alternative stories should you really read this book. Personally, did I struggle a bit with keeping the characters (and hippos) apart, and I would have loved a deeper introduction into each and every one of the characters. On the plus side are they interesting characters and I'm looking forward to getting to know them more in the next novella!
I want to thank the publisher for providing me with a free copy through NetGalley for an honest review!
July 23, 2017
Feral hippos in Louisiana, mercenaries and an almost-recommendation by Ilona Andrews, what's not to like?
Classic caper. Ocean's Eleven comes to mind. Gather your fellow gender fluid characters and go against the bad guy, Western-style and on the back of hippos...
Other than that pretty flat and predictable, no great surprises. If you are looking for a light in-between read, this is entertaining enough. I might even pick up the sequel at some point.
2017 MacHalo Challenge: Western
Classic caper. Ocean's Eleven comes to mind. Gather your fellow gender fluid characters and go against the bad guy, Western-style and on the back of hippos...
Other than that pretty flat and predictable, no great surprises. If you are looking for a light in-between read, this is entertaining enough. I might even pick up the sequel at some point.
2017 MacHalo Challenge: Western
October 28, 2017
OMG so much fun! It’s a good ol time Western with hippos and queer characters, a non-binary character who uses they/them pronouns and fat woman representation. Here for it. Starting the sequel in 3, 2, 1...
Thank you Emily from possiblyliterate for recommending this!
Thank you Emily from possiblyliterate for recommending this!
August 28, 2017
It is totally a caper, Houndstooth.
October 6, 2018
One of my reading resolutions for this year was to read more novellas – and I tried, I really did, but I am not so sure the format works for me. Which is why you should take my rating maybe with a grain of salt because it might be a genre thing. But, I struggled here and if the book had been any longer I do not think I would have finished it – but the length itself is also possibly the biggest stumbling block I had.
This is an alternative fiction Western – a world where Louisiana imported hippos, both a source of meat and as a form of transportation. Winslow Houndstooth and his crew are running a scheme involving a crime lord and feral hippos. I like that premise but I don’t find it clever enough to sustain the weak plot. The plot never has time to breath as we rush from scene to scene and later death to death. The story is quite gruesome and there are a few running gags that did not quite work for me as a result.
The characters could have been fun but there is not enough room to get to know them and as a result their actions often come out of the left-field. I did like how diverse the crew was, but there could have been done so much more here. The characters never came alive for me in a way that would have made me root for them.
This is not the worst thing I have read and it did keep me moderately entertained on a plane but I will not be continuing with the series.
You can find this review and other thoughts on books on my blog.
This is an alternative fiction Western – a world where Louisiana imported hippos, both a source of meat and as a form of transportation. Winslow Houndstooth and his crew are running a scheme involving a crime lord and feral hippos. I like that premise but I don’t find it clever enough to sustain the weak plot. The plot never has time to breath as we rush from scene to scene and later death to death. The story is quite gruesome and there are a few running gags that did not quite work for me as a result.
The characters could have been fun but there is not enough room to get to know them and as a result their actions often come out of the left-field. I did like how diverse the crew was, but there could have been done so much more here. The characters never came alive for me in a way that would have made me root for them.
This is not the worst thing I have read and it did keep me moderately entertained on a plane but I will not be continuing with the series.
You can find this review and other thoughts on books on my blog.
August 26, 2024
This I believe is a novella rather than a novel--so, very short. I picked the book up at the library because I like Gailey's writing AND I was intrigued by the concept. This is really a bizarre alternate America. President James Buchanan goes down in history as the man who signed the Hippo Act in 1857. A hippo ranching industry is to be developed in the US to solve the nationwide meat shortage. A large area of the Mississippi River is dammed to provide territory for the hippos to inhabit. The problem is that a herd of hippos break out of a ranch and become feral, posing a danger to humans in hippo territory.
Enter our heroes--there's the Englishman Houndstooth, who's to be the boss in charge of removing the ferals from their territory, there's "Archie," a Frenchwoman con artist, there's Hero, explosives expert, and then there's Cal, gunman and a cheat at cards...There's a villain, too--the ruthless Travers...not to mention an extremely lethal and pregnant assassin named Adelia
A blurb on the back of the book calls this story a "hippopotamus epic." I look forward to seeing more stories continuing the epic. More hippos, please!
Enter our heroes--there's the Englishman Houndstooth, who's to be the boss in charge of removing the ferals from their territory, there's "Archie," a Frenchwoman con artist, there's Hero, explosives expert, and then there's Cal, gunman and a cheat at cards...There's a villain, too--the ruthless Travers...not to mention an extremely lethal and pregnant assassin named Adelia
A blurb on the back of the book calls this story a "hippopotamus epic." I look forward to seeing more stories continuing the epic. More hippos, please!
September 10, 2017
So many mixed reviews for this book and honestly, I don't understand it! I loved it!
I listened to the audiobook and it was fabulous. I loved the colourful characters, the descriptive storytelling, and the amount of action packed into this short tale. I am quite anxiously awaiting the continuation of the story in the upcoming sequel, Taste of Marrow.
I listened to the audiobook and it was fabulous. I loved the colourful characters, the descriptive storytelling, and the amount of action packed into this short tale. I am quite anxiously awaiting the continuation of the story in the upcoming sequel, Taste of Marrow.
June 26, 2017
3 of 5 stars at The BiblioSanctum https://bibliosanctum.com/2017/06/25/...
Fun fact: The hippopotamus is widely considered to be the most dangerous mammal in Africa, responsible for more human fatalities there than any other large animal. Although they don’t look very threatening, they are extremely moody and territorial, often known to attack boats in the water or people on land with little to no provocation. Another fun fact: Back at the turn of the 20th century, U.S. Congress actually considered a bold initiative to import these animals to the bayous of Louisiana, in the hopes of creating these “hippo ranches” to solve the nationwide meat shortage as well as the growing ecological crisis caused by the invasive water hyacinth.
Obviously, this wild scheme never came to pass. But you just have to wonder, what if it had?
Happily, author Sarah Gailey was awesome enough to oblige us in River of Teeth, her alternate history novella envisioning an America that might have been if the “American Hippo Bill” had been passed…along with an added few hitches, of course—like, say, if about a hundred hippos had broken loose somewhere along the way, resulting in an out-of-control feral population making safe travel along the southern waterways nigh impossible. Taking place in the marshlands of Louisiana, the story follows a diverse group of hippo riders who come together to pull off a caper—or rather, I should say, an operation—to help the U.S. government rid the Mississippi River’s Harriet section of its feral hippo problem once and for all.
However, as the leader of the group, former hippo rancher Winslow Houndstooth has other plans. Gathering a team that consists of Regina “Archie” Archambault, a corpulent master thief; Hero Schackleby, a gender-neutral demolitions expert; Adelia Reyes, a very effective (and very pregnant) killer-for-hire; and Cal Hotchkiss, a hard-drinking, cards-cheating gambler who just so happens to be the fastest gun in the west, Houndstooth is prepared to pull a few strings in his contract in order to accomplish his true goal of revenge. Floating somewhere on the Harriet is the riverboat casino where he will find Travers, the ruthless businessman who took everything from him. Houndstooth means to see his enemy pay—that is, if only he and his allies can somehow survive the never-ending barrage of obstacles, including double-crossing backstabbers, huge explosions, and a river full of killer hippos.
Hands down, the best part of this book is its concept, which is worth the price of admission alone. It’s just so damn cool! To me, this is what speculative fiction and especially alternate history is all about: taking an idea inspired by a real event—in this case, Congressman Robert Broussard’s proposal of the hippo ranching bill in 1910 (that fell just short of being passed, alas)—and running with it, creating a wonderful new world full of potential. I simply love picking up books like these, knowing that anything is possible. Not to mention, hippos are a great subject; for one thing, they’re fascinating creatures, and two, many people underestimate just how dangerous they are, but Gailey does both these points justice by highlighting the environmental, cultural and societal impact of these animals every chance she gets in her story.
My major complaint, however, is one that I often have with novellas—River of Teeth was just too short, preventing anything from being fully developed. World building, plot elements, and characters all felt a little sparse, leaving me worked up by the end, yet still feeling strangely unfulfilled. Part of me wishes that the story had provided more background information behind the process of hippo farming, or hey, maybe even a mention from someone on what eating hippo might be like (I’ve heard that hippo steak is delicious, but don’t take my word for it). I was also disappointed in the characters. Save for maybe Archie, whose charm I found irresistible, I felt no real connection to or interest in the rest of the cast. Thing is, while I love diversity in my books, I am less enamored with “diversity for diversity’s sake”, which often leads to characters becoming defined by labels and not who they really are, leaving their personalities themselves paper thin and forgettable—especially in the case of this book, where a good number of them are killed off or taken out of the picture rather quickly in a short period of time. It’s worth keeping in mind too that we have a relatively large cast for a novella, so opportunities to get to know each of them well were already limited.
However, as you can probably tell from the positives I highlighted, River of Teeth was still a book I enjoyed. While it didn’t draw me in as much as I thought it would, at no point did I find the story slow-moving or boring, and I can also see the world and characters becoming more fleshed out as more books are added to the series. Sarah Gailey has written a fun little adventure with lots of potential, and already I am eyeing the sequel Taste of Marrow with great interest.
Fun fact: The hippopotamus is widely considered to be the most dangerous mammal in Africa, responsible for more human fatalities there than any other large animal. Although they don’t look very threatening, they are extremely moody and territorial, often known to attack boats in the water or people on land with little to no provocation. Another fun fact: Back at the turn of the 20th century, U.S. Congress actually considered a bold initiative to import these animals to the bayous of Louisiana, in the hopes of creating these “hippo ranches” to solve the nationwide meat shortage as well as the growing ecological crisis caused by the invasive water hyacinth.
Obviously, this wild scheme never came to pass. But you just have to wonder, what if it had?
Happily, author Sarah Gailey was awesome enough to oblige us in River of Teeth, her alternate history novella envisioning an America that might have been if the “American Hippo Bill” had been passed…along with an added few hitches, of course—like, say, if about a hundred hippos had broken loose somewhere along the way, resulting in an out-of-control feral population making safe travel along the southern waterways nigh impossible. Taking place in the marshlands of Louisiana, the story follows a diverse group of hippo riders who come together to pull off a caper—or rather, I should say, an operation—to help the U.S. government rid the Mississippi River’s Harriet section of its feral hippo problem once and for all.
However, as the leader of the group, former hippo rancher Winslow Houndstooth has other plans. Gathering a team that consists of Regina “Archie” Archambault, a corpulent master thief; Hero Schackleby, a gender-neutral demolitions expert; Adelia Reyes, a very effective (and very pregnant) killer-for-hire; and Cal Hotchkiss, a hard-drinking, cards-cheating gambler who just so happens to be the fastest gun in the west, Houndstooth is prepared to pull a few strings in his contract in order to accomplish his true goal of revenge. Floating somewhere on the Harriet is the riverboat casino where he will find Travers, the ruthless businessman who took everything from him. Houndstooth means to see his enemy pay—that is, if only he and his allies can somehow survive the never-ending barrage of obstacles, including double-crossing backstabbers, huge explosions, and a river full of killer hippos.
Hands down, the best part of this book is its concept, which is worth the price of admission alone. It’s just so damn cool! To me, this is what speculative fiction and especially alternate history is all about: taking an idea inspired by a real event—in this case, Congressman Robert Broussard’s proposal of the hippo ranching bill in 1910 (that fell just short of being passed, alas)—and running with it, creating a wonderful new world full of potential. I simply love picking up books like these, knowing that anything is possible. Not to mention, hippos are a great subject; for one thing, they’re fascinating creatures, and two, many people underestimate just how dangerous they are, but Gailey does both these points justice by highlighting the environmental, cultural and societal impact of these animals every chance she gets in her story.
My major complaint, however, is one that I often have with novellas—River of Teeth was just too short, preventing anything from being fully developed. World building, plot elements, and characters all felt a little sparse, leaving me worked up by the end, yet still feeling strangely unfulfilled. Part of me wishes that the story had provided more background information behind the process of hippo farming, or hey, maybe even a mention from someone on what eating hippo might be like (I’ve heard that hippo steak is delicious, but don’t take my word for it). I was also disappointed in the characters. Save for maybe Archie, whose charm I found irresistible, I felt no real connection to or interest in the rest of the cast. Thing is, while I love diversity in my books, I am less enamored with “diversity for diversity’s sake”, which often leads to characters becoming defined by labels and not who they really are, leaving their personalities themselves paper thin and forgettable—especially in the case of this book, where a good number of them are killed off or taken out of the picture rather quickly in a short period of time. It’s worth keeping in mind too that we have a relatively large cast for a novella, so opportunities to get to know each of them well were already limited.
However, as you can probably tell from the positives I highlighted, River of Teeth was still a book I enjoyed. While it didn’t draw me in as much as I thought it would, at no point did I find the story slow-moving or boring, and I can also see the world and characters becoming more fleshed out as more books are added to the series. Sarah Gailey has written a fun little adventure with lots of potential, and already I am eyeing the sequel Taste of Marrow with great interest.
June 11, 2022
This is the most tedious book I’ve ever read about feral man-eating hippos. (There haven’t been any others, but it would be hard to set the bar lower than River of Teeth.)
Spoiler: it’s not about hippos so much as a motley crew of Wild West characters with as much depth as a movie poster. They bicker, they posture, they take fully half this slim novella to assemble and get started on the herding feral hippos bit. There is also, of course, a sneering villain and a very thin story of revenge. And a romance, which works as well as you might expect between characters who are caricatures to start with.
I wanted them all to get eaten by feral hippos, and very few of them actually do. Most of the hippos actually in the book are domesticated and act as bland horse-analogues for the crew during their plodding, joyless, stupidcaper operation.
Also, Sarah Gailey seems to think that a French accent can be approximated by dropping all the h’s and inserting the odd ‘oui.’ Her British and Mexican characters are equally products of an author who has apparently never spoken to an actual person from either country.
River of Teeth could maybe have worked as a campy B monster-of-the-week movie (I totally want to see the feral hippos eat someone - team hippo all the way), but I found all of it thoroughly tedious. Even the hippos and the swamp setting feel like cardboard cutouts with nothing of the actually really cool science behind them.
I’m blacklisting Sarah Gailey. There was nothing in here that makes me remotely interested in anything else by this author.
Spoiler: it’s not about hippos so much as a motley crew of Wild West characters with as much depth as a movie poster. They bicker, they posture, they take fully half this slim novella to assemble and get started on the herding feral hippos bit. There is also, of course, a sneering villain and a very thin story of revenge. And a romance, which works as well as you might expect between characters who are caricatures to start with.
I wanted them all to get eaten by feral hippos, and very few of them actually do. Most of the hippos actually in the book are domesticated and act as bland horse-analogues for the crew during their plodding, joyless, stupid
Also, Sarah Gailey seems to think that a French accent can be approximated by dropping all the h’s and inserting the odd ‘oui.’ Her British and Mexican characters are equally products of an author who has apparently never spoken to an actual person from either country.
River of Teeth could maybe have worked as a campy B monster-of-the-week movie (I totally want to see the feral hippos eat someone - team hippo all the way), but I found all of it thoroughly tedious. Even the hippos and the swamp setting feel like cardboard cutouts with nothing of the actually really cool science behind them.
I’m blacklisting Sarah Gailey. There was nothing in here that makes me remotely interested in anything else by this author.
July 22, 2018
Wild hippo ride!
River of Teeth is a fantastic alternative history book that was a joy to read and so unique. What was a blast is that she used a bit of real history as a basis! Only our crazy government would think of bringing hippos over to America! It didn't go through in real life but in this book it is a fun ride! Great story!
River of Teeth is a fantastic alternative history book that was a joy to read and so unique. What was a blast is that she used a bit of real history as a basis! Only our crazy government would think of bringing hippos over to America! It didn't go through in real life but in this book it is a fun ride! Great story!
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