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    How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught
    How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught
    How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught
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    How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught

    By Lauren Tallman

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    Learn how to keep your most important secret, your affair, a real secret through anecdotes from those who did not get caught.

    Remember, be responsible or get out of bed.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLauren Tallman
    Release dateAug 15, 2023
    ISBN9798224098194
    How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught
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    Lauren Tallman

    Lauren Tallman lived in six cities, in four countries. She rode camels in the desert. She speaks three languages fluently and knows enough of a fourth to get her in trouble. Lauren Tallman is an author. She wouldn’t change a single thing that happened in her life.

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      How To Have An Affair And Not Get Caught - Lauren Tallman

      In Gratitude

      I would like to thank all the trusting people who divulged their personal experiences toward the True Story sections.

      Warm thanks to my family who stands by me, no matter what I write.

      Most of all, my profound thanks to Leslie, who be­came my guiding angel.

      INTRODUCTION

      Do It Right

      You decided to have an affair.

      Moments are now filled with fantasies about meeting a mysterious stranger, rendezvous taking place in dark locations, stolen kisses and the promise of passion to come.

      You may even have taken your first step and met some­one. Maybe you’ve already managed a furtive tryst with a new partner.

      Are you riding a wave of euphoria frantically planning your next date, or are you freaking out about getting discovered?

      With this guide you will learn how to significantly and almost entirely reduce your chances of getting caught. Yes, here are helpful tips on how to have a safe affair, but it’s going to take preparation and a little know-how.

      Affairs can be dangerous, if not planned properly.

      This book will help keep your home and family intact while making the most of the affair. Half the fun of an indiscretion is the spontaneity, but there’s much at stake, especially if there are people you love whose feelings and lives may be at risk. For this reason, you will be making some extensive changes in your life to accommodate your plans.

      To have a safe affair, you must think ahead. In short, you must be responsible or get out of bed!

      The Long and the Short of It

      There are two types of affairs – short term and long term.

      One-night stands or a handful of convenient trysts are considered short term affairs. During a short-term affair, don’t feel obligated to fill in your new compan­ion about the details of your life, which include your full name, address, profession, family, etc. There is no reason for them to know so much personal informa­tion. Many tend to even lie at this stage simply due to safety precautions or to round out the fantasy. If you do make things up, keep it simple and easy to remem­ber in case you decide to meet up again.

      In a short-term affair never forget there are no strings attached and you owe each other nothing. No matter where or how you met, you both signed up for a short ride, not a lengthy adventure.

      When short term affairs turn into long term affairs it usually means you’ve formed deep feelings for one an­other. When sincerity kicks in, it’s time be honest. Be prepared to expose yourself to emotional involvement, but always be aware you are still having an affair, not a committed relationship. (See Chapter 7 Where’s This Thing Going?) In addition, emotions and affection will impair your judgment and this can lead to reckless decisions. Women fall prey to this recklessness much more easily than men. Women tend to think about how his last name sounds paired with hers, and even imagines her paramour leaving his life and, often, his wife for her. While women tend to commit faster, even men fanta­size about a future together with their lover.

      This is when you need to step into the cold shower of logic:

      ––––––––

      An affair is not a marriage proposal.

      An affair is not a lifetime commitment.

      An affair is an affair and nothing more.

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      At this point, if that cold shower gives you cold feet about having an affair, STOP NOW!!! If your con­science is bothering you while reading this, you’re not ready. You still have time to go back.

      But, if you’re thinking, "Come on, get on with it. What do I need to do to have

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