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Legends of Florence
Memoirs
The Algonquin Legends of New England
The Breitmann Ballads
The English Gipsies and Their Language
The Gypsies
The Mystic Will
Legends of Florence, by Charles Godfrey Leland
PREFACE
This book consists almost entirely of legends or traditions of a varied character, referring to places and buildings in Florence, such as the Cathedral and Campanile, the Signoria, the Bargello, the different city gates, ancient towers and bridges, palaces, crosses, and fountains, noted corners, odd by-ways, and many churches. To all of these there are tales, or at least anecdotes attached, which will be found as entertaining to the general reader as they will be interesting, not to say valuable, to the folklorist and the student of social history; but here I must leave the work to speak for itself.
I originally intended that this should be entirely a collection of relics of ancient mythology, with superstitions and sorceries, witchcraft and incantations, or what may be called occult folk-lore, of which my work on Etruscan-Roman Remains in Popular Tradition
consists, and of which I have enough additional material to make a large volume. But having resolved to add to it local legends, and give them the preference, I found that the latter so abounded, and were so easily collected by an expert, that I was obliged to cast out my occult folk-lore, piece by piece, if I ever hoped to get into the port of publication, according to terms with the underwriters, following the principle laid down by the illustrious Poggio, that in a storm the heaviest things must go overboard first, he illustrating the idea with the story of the Florentine, who, having heard this from the captain when at sea in a tempest, at once threw his wife into the raging billows--perche non haveva cosa piu grave di lei--because there was nought on earth which weighed on him so heavily.
There are several very excellent and pleasant works on Old Florence, such as that portion devoted to it in the Cities of Central Italy,
by A. J. C. Hare; the Walks about Florence,
by the Sisters Horner; Florentine Life,
by Scaife; and the more recent and admirable book by Leader Scott, which are all--I say it advisedly--indispensable for those who would really know something about a place which is unusually opulent in ancient, adventurous, or artistic associations. My book is, however, entirely different from these, and all which are exclusively taken from authentic records and books. My tales are, with a few exceptions, derived directly or indirectly from the people themselves--having been recorded in the local dialect--the exceptions being a few anecdotes racy of the soil, taken from antique jest-books and such bygone halfpenny literature as belonged to the multitude, and had its origin among them. These I could not, indeed, well omit, as they every one refer to some peculiar place in Florence. To these I must add several which remained obscurely in my memory, but which I did not record at the time of hearing or reading, not having then the intention of publishing such a book.
It has been well observed by Wordsworth that minor local legends sink more deeply into the soul than greater histories, as is proved by the fact that romantic folk-lore spreads far and wide over the world, completely distancing in the race the records of mighty men and their deeds. The magic of Washington Irving has cast over the Catskills and the Hudson, by means of such tales, an indescribable fascination, even as Scott made of all Scotland a fairyland; for it is indisputable that a strange story, or one of wild or quaint adventure, or even of humour, goes further to fix a place in our memory than anything else can do. Therefore I have great hope that these fairy-tales of Florence, and strange fables of its fountains, palaces, and public places--as they are truly gathered from old wives, and bear in themselves unmistakable evidences of antiquity--will be of real use in impressing on many memories much which is worth retaining, and which would otherwise have been forgotten.
The manner in which these stories were collected was as follows:--In the year 1886 I made the acquaintance in Florence of a woman who was not only skilled in fortune-telling, but who inherited as a family gift from generations, skill in witchcraft--that is, a knowledge of mystical cures, the relieving people who were bewitched, the making amulets, and who had withal a memory stocked with a literally incredible number of tales and names of spirits, with the invocations to them, and strange rites and charms. She was a native of the Romagna Toscana, where there still lurks in the recesses of the mountains much antique Etrusco-Roman heathenism, though it is disappearing very rapidly. Maddalena--such was her name--soon began to communicate to me all her lore. She could read and write, but beyond this never gave the least indication of having opened a book of any kind; albeit she had an immense library of folk-lore in her brain. When she could not recall a tale or incantation, she would go about among her extensive number of friends, and being perfectly familiar with every dialect, whether Neapolitan, Bolognese, Florentine, or Venetian, and the ways and manners of the poor, and especially of witches, who are the great repositories of legends, became in time wonderfully well skilled as a collector. Now, as the proverb says, Take a thief to catch a thief,
so I found that to take a witch to catch witches, or detect their secrets, was an infallible means to acquire the arcana of sorcery. It was in this manner that I gathered a great part of the lore given in my Etruscan-Roman Remains.
I however collected enough, in all conscience, from other sources, and verified it all sufficiently from classic writers, to fully test the honesty of my authorities.
The witches in Italy form a class who are the repositories of all the folk-lore; but, what is not at all generally known, they also keep as strict secrets an immense number of legends of their own, which have nothing in common with the nursery or popular tales, such as are commonly collected and published. The real witch-story is very often only a frame, so to speak, the real picture within it being the arcanum of a long scongiurazione or incantation, and what ingredients were used to work the charm. I have given numbers of these real witch-tales in my Etruscan-Roman Remains,
and a few, such as Orpheus and Eurydice,
Intialo,
and Il Moschone,
in this work.
Lady Vere de Vere, who has investigated witchcraft as it exists in the Italian Tyrol, in an admirable article in La Rivista of Rome (June 1894)--which article has the only demerit of being too brief--tells us that the Community of Italian Witches is regulated by laws, traditions, and customs of the most secret kind, possessing special recipes for sorcery,
which is perfectly true. Having been free of the community for years, I can speak from experience. The more occult and singular of their secrets are naturally not of a nature to be published, any more than are those of the Voodoos. Some of the milder sort may be found in the story of the Moscone, or Great Fly,
in this work. The great secret for scholars is, however, that these pagans and heretics, who are the last who cling to a heathen creed out-worn in Europe--these outcast children of the Cainites, Ultra-Taborites, and similar ancient worshippers of the devil, are really the ones who possess the most valuable stores of folk-lore, that is to say, such as illustrate the first origins of the religious Idea, its development, and specially the evolution of the Opposition or Protestant principle.
As regards the many legends in this book which do not illustrate such serious research, it is but natural that witches, who love and live in the Curious, should have preserved more even of them than other people, and it was accordingly among her colleagues of the mystic spell that Maddalena found tales which would have been long sought for elsewhere, of which this book is a most convincing proof in itself; for while I had resolved on second thought to make it one of simple local tales, there still hangs over most--even of these--a dim, unholy air of sorcery, a witch aura, a lurid light, a something eerie and uncanny, a restless hankering for the broom and the supernatural. Those tales are Maddalena's every line--I pray thee, reader, not to make them mine. The spirit will always speak.
Very different, indeed, from these are the contributions of Marietta Pery, the improvvisatrice, though even she in good faith, and not for fun, had a horseshoe for luck; which, however, being of an artistic turn, she had elegantly gilded, and also, like a true Italian, wore an amulet. She, too, knew many fairy tales, but they were chiefly such as may be found among the Racconti delle Fate, and the variants which are now so liberally published. She had, however, a rare, I may almost say a refined, taste in these, as the poems which I have given indicate.
I must also express my obligations to Miss Roma Lister, a lady born in Italy of English parentage, who is an accomplished folk-lorist and collector, as was shown by her paper on the Legends of the Castelli Romani, read at the first meeting of the Italian Folk-Lore Society, founded by Count Angelo de Gubernatis, the learned and accomplished Oriental scholar, and editor of La Rivista. I would here say that her researches in the vicinity of Rome have gone far to corroborate what I published in the Etruscan-Roman Remains.
I must also thank Miss Teresa Wyndham for sundry kind assistances, when I was ill in Siena.
There is no city in the world where, within such narrow limit, Art, Nature, and History have done so much to make a place beautiful and interesting as Florence. It is one where we feel that there has been vivid and varied life--life such as was led by Benvenuto Cellini and a thousand like him--and we long more than elsewhere to enter into it, and know how those men in quaint and picturesque garb thought and felt four hundred years ago. Now, as at the present day politics and news do not enter into our habits of thought more than goblins, spirits of fountains and bridges, legends of palaces and towers, and quaint jests of friar or squire, did into those of the olden time, I cannot help believing that this book will be not only entertaining, but useful to all who would study the spirit of history thoroughly. The folk-lore of the future has a far higher mission than has as yet been dreamed for it; it is destined to revive for us the inner sentiment or habitual and peculiar life of man as he was in the olden time more perfectly than it has been achieved by fiction. This will be done by bringing before the reader the facts or phenomena of that life itself in more vivid and familiar form. Admitting this, the reader can hardly fail to see that the writer who gathers up with pains whatever he can collect of such materials as this book contains does at least some slight service to Science.
And to conclude--with the thing to which I would specially call attention--I distinctly state that (as will be very evident to the critical reader) there are in this book, especially in the second series, which I hope to bring out later, certain tales, or anecdotes, or jests, which are either based on a very slight foundation of tradition--often a mere hint--or have been so written up
by a runaway pen--and mine is an awful bolter
--that the second-rate folk-lorist, whose forte consists not in finding facts but faults, may say in truth, as one of his kind did in America: Mr. Leland is throughout inaccurate.
In these numerous instances, which are only folk-lore
run wild, as Rip Van Winkle, Sleepy Hollow, and Heine's Gods in Exile are legend, I have, I hope, preserved a certain spirit of truth, though I have sans mercy sacrificed the letter, even as the redcap goblins, which haunt old houses, are said to be the ghosts of infants sacrificed by witches, or slain by their mothers, in order to make folletti or imps of them.
Now as for this reconstructing Hercules from a foot, instead of giving the fragment, at which few would have glanced, the success consists in the skill attained, and the approbation of the reader. And with this frank admission, that in a certain number of these tales the utmost liberty has been taken, I conclude.
CHARLES GODFREY LELAND.
FLORENCE, April 6, 1894.
CONTENTS
PAGE THE THREE HORNS OF MESSER GUICCIARDINI 1 THE PILLS OF THE MEDICI 6 FURICCHIA, OR THE EGG-WOMAN OF THE MERCATO VECCHIO 11 THE LANTERNS OF THE STROZZI PALACE 17 THE GOBLIN OF LA VIA DEL CORNO 21 FRATE GIOCONDO, THE MONK OF SANTA MARIA NOVELLA 26 THE LEGEND OF THE CROCE AL TREBBIO 31 THE TWO FAIRIES OF THE WELL 36 THE STORY OF THE VIA DELLE SERVE SMARRITE 41 THE BRONZE BOAR OF THE MERCATO NUOVO 47 THE FAIRY OF THE CAMPANILE, OR THE TOWER OF GIOTTO 51 THE GOBLIN OF THE TOWER DELLA TRINITA, OR THE PORTA SAN 54 NICCOLO THE GHOST OF MICHEL ANGELO 59 THE APPARITION OF DANTE 62 LEGENDS OF LA CERTOSA 66 LEGENDS OF THE BRIDGES IN FLORENCE 74 THE BASHFUL LOVER 85 LA FORTUNA 87 THE STORY OF THE UNFINISHED PALACE 91 THE DEVIL OF THE MERCATO VECCHIO 98 SEEING THAT ALL WAS RIGHT 107 THE ENCHANTED COW OF LA VIA VACCHERECCIA 109 THE WITCH OF THE PORTA ALLA CROCE 114 THE COLUMN OF COSIMO, OR DELLA SANTA TRINITA 118 LEGENDS OF OR' SAN MICHELE 122 THE WITCH OF THE ARNO 132 STORIES OF SAN MINIATO 141 THE FRAIR'S HEAD OF SANTA MARIA MAGGIORE--THE LADY WHO 149 CONFESSED FOR EVERYBODY--HOLY RELICS BIANCONE, THE GIANT STATUE IN THE SIGNORIA 152 THE RED GOBLIN OF THE BARGELLO 160 LEGENDS OF SAN LORENZO 167 LEGENDS OF THE PIAZZA SAN BIAGIO 174 THE SPIRIT OF THE PORTA SAN GALLO 176 STORY OF THE PODESTA WHO WAS LONG ON HIS JOURNEY 179 LEGENDS OF THE BOBOLI GARDENS: THE OLD GARDENER, AND THE 184 TWO STATUES AND THE FAIRY HOW LA VIA DELLA MOSCA GOT ITS NAME 188 THE ROMAN VASE 194 THE UNFORTUNATE PRIEST 201 THE MYSTERIOUS FIG-TREE 205 IL PALAZZO FERONI 211 LA VIA DELLE BELLE DONNE 219 THE WIZARD WITH RED TEETH 221 ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE 225 INTIALO: THE SPIRIT OF THE HAUNTING SHADOW 237 CAIN AND HIS WORSHIPPERS 254
THE THREE HORNS OF MESSER GUICCIARDINI
More plenty than the fabled horn Thrice emptied could pour forth at banqueting.
--KEATS, The Earlier Version of Hyperion.
Prosperity is often our worst enemy, making us vicious, frivolous, and insolent, so that to bear it well is a better test of a man than to endure adversity.
--GICCIARDINI, Maxims, No. 64.
I did not know when I first read and translated the following story, which was obtained for me and written out by Maddalena, that it had any reference to the celebrated historian and moralist, Guicciardini. How I did so forms the subject of a somewhat singular little incident, which I will subsequently relate.
LE TRE CORNE.
"There was an elderly man, a very good, kind-hearted, wise person, who was gentle and gay with every one, and much beloved by his servants, because they always found him buono ed allegro--pleasant and jolly. And often when with them while they were at their work, he would say, 'Felice voi poveri!'--'Oh, how lucky you are to be poor!' And they would reply to him, singing in the old Tuscan fashion, because they knew it pleased him:
"'O caro Signor, you have gold in store, With all to divert yourself; Your bees make honey, you've plenty of money, And victuals upon the shelf: A palace you have, and rich attire, And everything to your heart's desire.'
"Then he would reply merrily:
"'My dear good folk, because you are poor You are my friends, and all the more, For the poor are polite to all they see, And therefore blessed be Poverty!'
"Then a second servant sang:
"'Oh bello gentile mio Signor', Your praise of poverty 'd soon be o'er If you yourself for a time were poor; For nothing to eat, and water to drink, Isn't so nice as you seem to think, And a lord who lives in luxury Don't know the pressure of poverty.'
"Then all would laugh, and the jolly old lord would sing in his turn:
"'O charo servitor', Tu parli tanto bene, Ma il tuo parlar A me non mi conviene.' . . .
'My boy, you answer well, But with false implication; For what to me you tell Has no true application; How oft I heard you say (You know 'tis true, you sinner!)
I am half-starved to-day, How I'll enjoy my dinner!" Your hunger gives you health And causes great delight, While I with all my wealth Have not an appetite.'
"Then another servant sang, laughing:
"'Dear master, proverbs say, I have heard them from my birth, That of all frightful beasts Which walk upon the earth, Until we reach the bier, Wherever man may be, There's nothing which we fear So much as poverty.'
"And so one evening as they were merrily improvising and throwing stornelli at one another in this fashion, the Signore went to his street-door, and there beheld three ladies of stately form; for though they were veiled and dressed in the plainest black long robes, it was evident that they were of high rank. Therefore the old lord saluted them courteously, and seeing that they were strangers, asked them whither they were going. But he had first of all had them politely escorted by his servants into his best reception-room. {3a}
"And the one who appeared to be the chief replied:
"'Truly we know not where we shall lodge, for in all Florence there is, I trow, not a soul who, knowing who we are would receive us.'
"'And who art thou, lady?' asked the Signore. And she replied:
"'Io mi chiamo, e sono, La Poverta in persona, E queste due donzelle, Sono le mie sorelle, Chi voi non conoscete La Fame e la Sete!'
"'I am one whom all throw curse on. I am Poverty in person; Of these ladies here, the younger Is my sister, known as Hunger, And the third, who's not the worst, Is dreaded still by all as Thirst.'
"'Blessed be the hour in which ye entered my house!' cried the Signore, delighted. 'Make yourselves at home, rest and be at ease as long as you like--sempre sarei benglieto.'
"'And why are you so well disposed towards me?' inquired Poverty.
"'Because, lady, I am, I trust, sufficiently wise with years and experience to know that everything must not be judged from the surface. Great and good art thou, since but for thee the devil a beggar in the world would ever move a finger to do the least work, and we should all be in mouldy green misery. Well hath it been said that 'Need makes the old woman trot,' {3b} and likewise that Poverta non guasta gentilezza--'Poverty doth not degrade true nobility,' as I can perceive by thy manner, O noble lady. Thou, Poverty, art the mother of Industry, and grandmother of Wealth, Health, and Art; thou makest all men work; but for thee there would be no harvests, yea, all the fine things in the world are due to Want.'
"'And I?' said Dame Hunger. 'Dost thou also love me?'
"'Si, Dio ti benedicha!' replied the Signore. 'La fame ghastiga il ghiotto'--'Hunger corrects gluttony.
"'Hunger causes our delight, For it gives us appetite; For dainties without hunger sent Form a double punishment.'
'Hunger is the best sauce.' Thou makest men bold, for chane affamato non prezza bastone--a hungry dog fears no stick. Thou makest the happiness of every feast.'
"'Ed io, Signore?' said Thirst. 'Hast thou also a good word for me?'
"'A Dio, grazie! God be praised that thou art. For without thee I should have no wine. Nor do men speak in pity of any one when they say in a wine-shop, He is thirsty enough to drink up the Arno.
I remember a Venetian who once said, coming to a feast, "I would not take five gold zecchini for this thirst which I now have." And to sum it all up, I find that poverty with want to urge it is better than wealth without power to enjoy, and, taking one with another, the poor are honester and have better hearts than the rich.'
"'Truly thou art great,' replied Poverty. 'Gentile, buono, e galantuomo a parlare--gentle, good, and noble in thy speech. In such wise thou wilt ever be rich, for as thou art rich thou art good and charitable. And thou hast well said that Plenty comes from us, and it is we who truly own the horn of plenty; and therefore take from me this horn as a gift, and while thou livest be as rich as thou art good and wise!'
"'And I,' said Hunger, 'give thee another, and while it is thine thou shalt never want either a good appetite nor the means to gratify it. For thou hast seen the truth that I was not created to starve men to death, but to keep them from starving.'
"'And I,' said Thirst, 'give thee a third horn of plenty; that is, plenty of wine and temperate desire--e buon pro vi faccia. Much good may it do you!'
Saying this they vanished, and he would have thought it all a dream but for the three horns which they left behind them. So he had a long life and a happy, and in gratitude to his benefactresses he placed on his shield three horns, as men may see them to this day.
* * * * *
When I received this legend, I did not know that the three horns on a shield form the coat of arms of Messer Guicciardini, the historian, nor had I ever seen them. It happened by pure chance I went one day with my wife and Miss Roma Lister, who is devoted to folk-lore, to make my first visit to Sir John Edgar at his home, the celebrated old mediaeval palazzo, the Villa Guicciardini, Via Montugli.
On the way we passed the Church of the Annunciata, and while driving by I remarked that there were on its wall, among many shields, several which had on them a single hunting-horn, but that I had never seen three together, but had heard of such a device, and was very anxious to find it, and learn to what family it belonged.
What was my astonishment, on arriving at the villa or palazzo, at beholding on the wall in the court a large shield bearing the three horns. Sir John Edgar informed me that it was the shield of the Guicciardini family, who at one time inhabited the mansion. I related to him the story, and he said, I should think that tale had been invented by some one who knew Guicciardini, the author, very well, for it is perfectly inspired with the spirit of his writings. It depicts the man himself as I have conceived him.
Then we went into the library, where my host showed me Fenton's translation of the History
of Guicciardini and his Maxims
in Italian, remarking that the one which I have placed as motto to this chapter was in fact an epitome of the whole legend.
I should observe, what did not before occur to me, that the family palace of the Guicciardini is in the Via Guicciardini, nearly opposite to the house of Machiavelli, and that it is there that the fairies probably called, if it was in the winter-time.
THE PILLS OF THE MEDICI
When I upon a time was somewhat ill, Then every man did press on me a cure; And when my wife departed, all of them Came crowding round, commending me a spouse; But now my ass is dead, not one of them Has offered me another--devil a one!
--Spanish Jests.
"Tu vai cercando il mal, come fanno i Medici--
Thou goest about seeking evil, even as the Medici do, and of thee and of them it may be said, Anagyram commoves."--Italian Proverbs, A.D. 1618.
The higher a tree grows, the more do petty animals burrow into its roots, and displace the dirt to show how it grew in lowly earth; and so it is with great families, who never want for such investigators, as appears by the following tale, which refers to the origin of the Medicis, yet which is withal rather merry than malicious.
D'UNO MEDICO CHE CURAVA GLI ASINI.
"It was long ago--so long, Signore Carlo, that the oldest olive-tree in Tuscany had not been planted, and when wolves sometimes came across the Ponte Vecchio into the town to look into the shop-windows, and ghosts and witches were as common by night as Christians by day, that there was a man in Florence who hated work, and who had observed, early as the age was, that those who laboured the least were the best paid. And he was always repeating to himself:
"'Con arte e con inganno, Si vive mezzo l'anno, Con inganno, e con arte, Si vive l'altra parte.'
"Or in English:
"'With tricks and cleverness, 'tis clear, A man can live six months i' the year, And then with cleverness and tricks He'll live as well the other six.'
"Now having come across a recipe for making pills which were guaranteed to cure everything, he resolved to set up for an universal doctor, and that with nothing but the pills to aid. So he went forth from Florence, wandering from one village to another, selling his pills, curing some people, and getting, as often happens, fame far beyond his deserts, so that the peasants began to believe he could remedy all earthly ills.
"And at last one day a stupid contadino, who had lost his ass, went to the doctor and asked him whether by his art and learning he could recover for him the missing animal. Whereupon the doctor gave him six pills at a quattrino (a farthing) each, and bade him wander forth thinking intently all the time on the delinquent donkey, and, to perfect the spell, to walk in all the devious ways and little travelled tracks, solitary by-paths, and lonely sentieri, ever repeating solemnly, 'Asino mio! asino mio! Tu che amo come un zio!'
"'Oh my ass! my ass! my ass! Whom I loved like an uncle, Alas! alas!'
And having done this for three days, it came to pass, and no great wonder either, that he found Signore Somaro (or Don Key) comfortably feasting in a dark lane on thistles. After which he praised to the skies the virtue of the wonderful pills, by means of which one could find strayed cattle. And from this dated the doctor's success, so that he grew rich and founded the family of the Medici, who, in commemoration of this their great ancestor, put the six pills into their shield, as you may see all over Florence to this day.
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There is given in the Facezie
a story which may be intended as a jest on this family. It is as follows:
"It happened once that a certain doctor or medico, who was by no means wanting in temerita or bold self-conceit, was sent as ambassador to Giovanna la Superba, or Joanna the Proud, Queen of Naples. And this Florentine Medico having heard many tales of the gallantries of the royal lady, thought he would try the chance, and thereby greatly please himself, and also the better advance his political aims. Therefore, at the first interview, he told her that he was charged with a secret mission, which could only be confided to her 'between four eyes,' or in private. So he was taken by her into a room, where he bluntly made a proposal of love. {8}
Then the Queen, not in the least discomposed, looking straight at him, asked if that was one of the questions or demands with which he had been charged by the Florentines. At which he blushed like a beet and had no more to say, having learned that a bold beggar deserves a stern refusal.
The name of the Medici naturally gave rise to many jests, and one of these is narrated of Gonella, a famous farceur. It is as follows:
"One morning, at the table of the Grand Duke Lorenzo, there was a discussion as to the number and proportion of those who followed different trades and callings, one declaring that there were more clothmakers, another more priests than any others, till at last the host asked Gonella his opinion.
"'I am sure,' said Gonella, 'that there are more doctors than any other kind of people--e non accade dubitarne--and there is no use in doubting it.'
"'Little do you know about it,' replied the Duke, 'if you do not know that in all this city there are only two or three accredited physicians.'
"'With how little knowledge,' answered Gonella, 'can a state be governed. It seems, O Excellency, that you have so much to do that you do not know what is in your city, nor what the citizens do.' And the result of the debate was a bet, and Gonella took every bet offered, his stakes being small and the others great--A quattrino e quattrino si fa il fiorino--Farthings to farthings one by one make a pound when all is done.
"The next morning Gonella, having well wrapped up his throat and face in woollen stuff, stood, looking pitifully enough, at the door of the Duomo, and every one who passed asked him what was the matter, to which he replied, 'All my teeth ache terribly.' And everybody offered him an infallible remedy, which he noted down, and with it the name of him who gave it. And then going about town, he made out during the day a list of three hundred prescribers, with as many prescriptions.
And last of all he went to the palace at the hour of supper, and the Grand Duke seeing him so wrapped up, asked the cause, and hearing that it was toothache, also prescribed a sovereign remedy, and Gonella put it with the name of the Duke at the head of the list. And going home, he had the whole fairly engrossed, and the next day, returning to the palace, was reminded of his bets. Whereupon he produced the paper, and great was the laughter which it caused, since it appeared by it that all the first citizens and nobles of Florence were physicians, and that the Grand Duke himself was their first Medico. So it was generally admitted that Gonella had won, and they paid him the money, with which he made merry for many days.
This tale has been retold by many a writer, but by none better than by an American feuilletoniste, who improved it by giving a number of the prescriptions commended. Truly it has been well said that at forty years of age every man is either a fool or a physician.
I have another legend of the Medici, in which it is declared that their armorial symbol is a key, and in which they are spoken of as wicked and cruel. It is as follows:
I MEDICI.
"The Palazzo Medici is situated in the Borgo degli Albizzi, and this palace is called by the people I Visacchi (i.e., figures or faces), because there are to be seen in it many figures of people who were when alive all witches and wizards, but who now live a life in death in stone.
"The arms of the Medici bear a great key, and it is said that this was a sorcerer's or magic key, which belonged to the master of all the wizards or to the queen of the witches.
"And being ever evil at heart and cruelly wicked, the old Medici sought restlessly every opportunity to do wrong, which was greatly aided by the queen of the witches herself, who entered the family, and allied herself to one of it; others say she was its first ancestress. And that being on her death-bed, she called her husband, or son, or the family, and said:
"'Take this key, and when I am dead, open a certain door in the cellar, which, through secret passages, leads to an enchanted garden, in which you will find all the books and apparatus needed to acquire great skill in sorcery, and thus thou canst do all the evil and enjoy all the crime that a great ruler can desire; spare not man in thy vengeance, nor woman in thy passion; he lives best who wishes for most and gets what he wants.'
Thus it came to pass that the Medici became such villains, and why they bear a key.
Villains they may have been, but they were not so deficient in moral dignity as a friend of mine, who, observing that one of the pills in their scutcheon is blue, remarked that they were the first to take a blue pill.
Since the above was written I have collected many more, and indeed far more interesting and amusing legends of the Medici; especially several referring to Lorenzo the Magnificent, which are not given by any writer that I am aware of. These will appear, I trust, in a second series.
A race which was the reflex of an age So strange, so flashed with glory, so bestarred With splendid deeds, so flushed with rainbow hues, That one forgot the dark abyss of night Which covered it at last when all was o'er. Take all that's evil and unto it add All that is glorious, and the result Will be, in one brief word, the Medici.
FURICCHIA, OR THE EGG-WOMAN OF THE MERCATO VECCHIO
Est anus inferno, vel formidanda barathro, Saga diu magicis usa magisteriis, Haec inhians ova gallina matre creatis. Obsipat assueto pharmaca mixta cibo, Pharmaca queis quaecunque semel gallina voratis, Ova decem pariat bis deciesque decem.
STEUCCIUS, cited by P. GOLDSCHMIDT, Verworffener Hexen und Zauberadvocat. Hamburg, 1705.
E un figliuolo della gallina bianca.
--Old Proverb.
The Mercato Vecchio was fertile in local traditions, and one of these is as follows:
LEGEND OF THE LANTERNS.
"There was in the Old Market of Florence an old house with a small shop in it, and over the door was the figure or bas-relief of a pretty hen, to show that eggs were sold there.
"All the neighbours were puzzled to know how the woman who kept this shop could sell so many eggs as she did, or whence she obtained them, for she was never seen in the market buying any, nor were they brought to her; whence they concluded that she was a witch and an egg-maker, and this scandal was especially spread by her rivals in business. But others found her a very good person, of kindly manner, and it was noted in time that she not only did a great deal of good in charity, and that her eggs were not only always fresh and warm, but that many persons who had drunk them when ill had been at once relieved, and recovered in consequence. And the name of this egg-wife was Furicchia.
"Now there was an old lady who had gone down in the world or become poor, and she too had set up a shop to sell eggs, but did not succeed, chiefly because everybody went to Furicchia. And this made the former more intent than ever to discover the secret, and she at once went to work to find it out.
"Every morning early, when Furicchia rose, she went out of doors, and then the hen carved over the door came down as a beautiful white fowl, who told her all the slanders and gossip which people spread about her, and what effort was being made to discover her secret. And one day it said:
"'There is the Signora who was once rich and who is now poor, and who has sworn to find out thy secret how thou canst have so many eggs to sell, since no one sees thee buy any, and how it comes that invalids and bewitched children are at once cured by the virtue of those eggs. So she hopes to bring thee to death, and to get all thy trade.
"'But, dear Furicchia, this shall never be, because I will save thee. I well remember how, when I was a little chicken, and the poultry dealer had bought me, and was about to wring my neck--b'r'r'r!--I shudder when I think of it!--when thou didst save my life, and I will ever be grateful to thee, and care for thy fortune.
"'Now I will tell thee what to do. Thou shalt to-morrow take a pot and fill it with good wine and certain drugs, and boil them well, and leave it all hot in thy room, and then go forth, and for the rest I will provide. Addio, Furicchia!' And saying this, the hen went back into her accustomed place.
"So the next morning, Furicchia, having left the wine boiling, went forth at ten o'clock, and she was hardly gone ere the Signora, her rival, entered the place and called for the mistress, but got no answer. Then she went into the house, but saw nothing more than a vast quantity of eggs, and all the while she heard the hen singing or clucking:
"'Coccode! Dear me! Where can Furicchia be? Coccode! Furicchia mine! Bring me quick some warm red wine! Coccode! Three eggs I have laid! Coccode! Now six for your trade. Coccode! Now there are nine, Bring me quickly the warm red wine! Coccode! Take them away; Many more for thee will I lay, And thou wilt be a lady grand, As fine as any in all the land; And should it happen that any one Drinks of this wine as I have done, Eggs like me she will surely lay; That is the secret, that is the way. Coccode! Coccode!'
"Now the Signora heard all this, and knew not whence the song came, but she found the pot of hot wine and drank it nearly all, but had not time to finish it nor to escape before Furicchia returned. And the latter began to scold her visitor for taking such liberty, to which the Signora replied, 'Furicchia, I came in here to buy an egg, and being shivering with cold, and seeing this hot wine, I drank it, meaning indeed to pay for it.' But Furicchia replied, 'Get thee gone; thou hast only come here to spy out my secret, and much good may it do thee!'
"The Signora went home, when she begun to feel great pain, and also, in spite of herself, to cluck like a hen, to the amazement of everybody, and then sang:
"'Coccode! Che mal di corpo! Coccode! Voglio fa l'uovo! E se l'uova non faro, Di dolore moriro.'
"'Coccode! What a pain in my leg! Coccode! I must lay an egg! And if my eggs I cannot lay, I shall surely die to-day.'
"Then she began to lay eggs indeed--tante, tante--till they nearly filled all the room, and truly her friends were aghast at such a sight, never having heard of such a thing before; but she replied, 'Keep quiet; it is a secret. I have found out how Furicchia gets her eggs, and we shall be as rich as she.' And having laid her eggs, nothing would do but she must needs hatch them, and all the time for many days she sat and sat, clucking like a hen--coccode! coccode!--and pecking at crusts like a hen, for she would not eat in any other way. And so she sat and shrivelled up until she became a hen indeed, and was never anything else, and died one. But when the eggs hatched, there came from them not chicks, but mice, which ran away into the cellar, and so ends the story."
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This story greatly resembles one given by Peter Goldschmidt in The Witches' and Sorcerers' Advocate Overthrown,
published at Hamburg in 1705, and to the same as sung in Latin song by a certain Steuccius. The Italian tale is, however, far better told in every respect, the only point in common being that a certain witch laid eggs by means of a potion, which produced the same effect on a man. It is the well-managed play of curiosity, gratitude, and character which make Furicchia so entertaining, and there is nothing in the heavy German tale like the Song of the Hen,
or Coccode, which is a masterpiece of a juvenile lyric. The clucking and pecking at crusts of the old woman, as she gradually passes into a hen, is well imagined, and also the finale of the chickens turned to mice, who all run away. One could make of it a play for the nursery or the stage.
The Mercato Vecchio, in which the egg-wife dwelt, was a place of common resort in the olden time, when there was giving and taking of talk on topics temporal:
Where the good news fleetly flew, And the bad news ever true, Softly whispered, loudly told, Scalding hot or freezing cold.
{14}
This place is recalled by a story which is indeed to be found in the facetiae of the Florentine Poggio, yet which holds its own to this day in popular tale-telling. It is as follows:
"It happened once when Florence was at war with the Duke of Milan, that a law was passed making it death for any one to speak in any way of peace. Now there was a certain Bernardo Manetti, a man di ingegno vivacissimo, or an extremely ready wit, who being one day in the Mercato Vecchio to buy something or other (it being the custom of the Florentines of those times to go in person to purchase their daily food), was much annoyed by one of those begging friars who go about the roads, alla questua, collecting alms, and who stand at street-corners imploring charity. And this brazen beggar, accosting Bernardo, said to him:
"'Pax vobiscum! Peace be unto you!'
"'A chi parlasti di pace?--How darest thou speak to me of peace, thou traitor and enemy to Florence?' cried Bernardo in well-assumed anger. 'Dost thou not know that by public decree thou may'st lose thy shaven head for mentioning the word? And thou darest ask me for alms here in the open market-place, thou traitor to thy country and thy God! Apage, Satanas--avaunt!--begone! lest I be seen talking to thee and taken for a conspirator myself! Pax indeed--pack off with you, ere I hand you over to the torturers!'
And so he rid himself of that importunate beggar.
Apropos of the egg-wife, if chickens are apropos to eggs, there is a merry tale of a certain priest, which will, I think, amuse the reader. Like all good folk, the Florentines make fun of their neighbours, among whom are of course included the people of Arezzo, and tell of them this story:
"Long long ago, a certain Bishop Angelico convoked a Synod at Arezzo, summoning every priest in his diocese to be present; and knowing that many had slipped into very slovenly habits as regarded the sacerdotal uniform, made it a stern and strict order that every one should appear in cappa e cotta,' {15} or in cloak and robe.
"Now there was a priest who, though he kept a well-filled cellar, and a pretty servant-maid, and a fine poultry-yard, had none of these clerical vestments, and knew not where to borrow them for the occasion; so he was in great distress and stavasi molto afflitto in casa sua--sat in deep affliction in his home. And his maid, who was a bright and clever girl, seeing him so cast down, asked him the cause of his grief, to which he replied that the Bishop had summoned him to appear at the Synod in cappa e cotta.
"'Oh, nonsense!' replied the good girl. 'Is that all? My dear master, you do not pronounce the words quite correctly, or else they have been badly reported to you. It is not cappa e cotta which the Bishop requires, for assuredly he has plenty of such clothes, but capponi cotti, 'good roast capons,' such as all bishops love, and which he knows he can get better from the country priests than from anybody. And grazie a Dio! there is nobody in all Tuscany has better poultry than ours, and I will take good care that you give the Bishop of the very best.'
"Now the priest being persuaded by the maid, really made his appearance at the Council bearing in a dish well covered with a napkin four of the finest roasted capons ever seen. And with these he advanced in pleno concilo, in full assembly before the Bishop. The great man looked severely at the priest, and said:
"'Where are thy cappa e cotta?'
"'Excellenza, behold them!' said the good man, uncovering the dish. 'And though I say it, no better capponi cotte can be had in all our country.'
"The Bishop and all round him gazed with breathless admiration on the fowls, so plump, so delicious, so exquisitely roasted, with lemons ranged round them. It was just the hungry time of day, and, in short, the priest had made a blessed happy blunder, and one which was greatly admired. There was general applause.
"'Figlio mio!' said the Bishop with a smile, 'take my blessing! Thou alone of all the ministers of our diocese didst rightly understand the spirit and meaning of an episcopal edict.'"
THE LANTERNS OF THE STROZZI PALACE
"And what this man did was, as the proverb says, mostrare altrui lucciole per laterne--made him believe that fire-flies were lanterns--which means to deceive any one."--Italian Proverbs.
As all visitors to Florence will have their attention called to the Strozzi Palace, and its rings and lanterns, the following will probably prove to them to be of interest:
"The campanelle, or great iron rings, which are on the Strozzi Palace, were the result of rivalry with the Pitti family.
"The Strozzi built their palace first, and then the Pitti said that it would only fill a corner of their own far greater building. And when the latter was finished, the Strozzi, to be even with them, placed those magnificent campanelle at the four corners, and then the great lanterns which are so exquisitely worked, and these were made by Niccolo il Grosso, a very ingenious but also very poor man, who, having begun the work, could not finish it for want of money.
"One morning when this Niccolo was sitting on the stone bench of the palace, there came by an old man who was carrying some onions, and the artist begged a few of these to eat with his bread, telling him he had no money. But the old man said, 'Take them, and welcome, for a free gift, Niccolo. Truly, it pains me to see an excellent artist like thee starving for want of proper patronage. Now I will lend thee a round sum, which thou canst repay me when thou art in better luck.'
"'But tell me,' inquired Niccolo, greatly amazed, 'how dost thou know who I am?'
"The old man replied, 'I know thee, and that thou hast great genius (una gran testa), and I find thee utterly poor and unable to finish the Strozzi lanterns.
'Now I wish to do thee a service. Go, with these onions in thine hand, and stand there in the street till the Lords Strozzi go forth, and see thee with the vegetables, and then they will ask thee why thou dost not finish the lanterns. And then thou shalt reply,
Signori, because I must sell onions, not being able otherwise to finish the lanterns, for truly all my art does not give me bread." Then they will give thee money, and after that return to me.'
"So it happened as the old man said: the Signori Strozzi, when they came forth, found Niccolo their artist selling onions, and gave him a good sum of money, and with that he went back to the old man. And they gave him a great sum indeed, for he was to make the lanterns all of solid gold, so that the palace might be far finer than the Pitti.
"The old man said, 'Never mind paying me, but put an onion in your pocket and study it.' And this he did, hence it comes that the tops of the lanterns are like onion sprouts. And Niccolo seeing that he lived in a hard and cruel world, in order to be even with it, made the lanterns of iron, though the work which he put upon it was like jewellery, so fine was it, and then gilded the iron and passed the lanterns off on the Signori Strozzi for solid gold, and was soon heard of as being very far away from Florence, in company with the good old man who had put him up to the little game (bel giuoco).
But people say that after all the Strozzi were not so badly cheated, for those onion-top lanterns could not have been bought even in their time for their weight in gold, and that they are worth much more now.
It is needless to say that this ingenious tale owes its origin to the iron lanterns having been at one time gilt. These famous works of art have been copied far and wide: had the Strozzi family taken out and renewed the copyright for design on them, they might have found that the gold was a very good investment, especially in these times, when a thing of beauty brings in cash for ever. One of the latest and prettiest devices, to be seen in many shops, is a small iron night-lamp in imitation of these Strozzi lanterns.
The im-moral, or at least the concluding sentence of the tale is, "E cosi Niccolo se ne fuggi a tasche piene--And so Niccolo fled with his pockets full of money." I spare the reader reflections on the history of many bankers in Florence and Rome, who during the past two years followed his example.
What is extremely interesting and original in this legend is the declaration that Niccolo took the idea of the long and very singular points on the lanterns from an onion. It recalls the story of the acanthus leaf and the basket which suggested the Ionic capital. It was understood by the narrator that the old man who gave the tips
to Niccolo was a wizard.
There was much more meaning attached to the lanterns and rings, such as Niccolo made, than is generally known, as appears by the following extract:
"Among the striking features of the Florentine palaces are the handsome ornaments of bronze or wrought-iron which adorn the facades of many of them. These were called fanali or lumiere, and were not, as one would naturally suppose, ornaments that a man might place on his house according to his individual taste, but they were the visible testimony of the public recognition of great deeds. On festive occasions, these fanali were provided with great pitch torches, whose crackling flames gave a merry aspect to the whole neighbourhood. Amerigo Vespucci addressed the account of one of his voyages to the Gonfaloniere Piero Soderini, with whom he had formerly been on intimate terms, and the latter procured a decree of the Republic, in accordance with which fanali were sent to the family palace of the Vespucci, and kept burning day and night for three days.
"The most beautiful of all the Florentine fanali . . . are those which adorn the corners of the famous Strozzi Palace. They are of wrought-iron, and were made by a smith who enjoyed a local celebrity, not only on account of his masterly work, but also because he carried on his business on a strictly cash basis; nay, went further, and refused to work for any one who did not prepay, in part at least, for his order. Thus he received the name of Caparra, or Earnest-money."--Florentine Life, by W. B. Scaife, p. 58.
There is one thing in this legend which alone would seem to guarantee its being an authentic or old tradition. In it Niccolo appears as a man who is eminently grasping, and who takes care to get his money in advance. And he was in reality so noted for this, that, as Scaife declares, he went further than dealing on a cash basis--and so got the nickname of Caparra, or the Pledge--so well did he know the value of cash. Il martel d'argento rompe le porte di ferro, or--
A hammer of silver, as we see, Breaks the iron gates of poverty.
THE GOBLIN OF LA VIA DEL CORNO
Oh for one blast of that dread horn, On Fontarabian echoes borne, When Roland brave and Olivier, And every paladin and peer At Roncesvalles died.
--Walter Scott.
The Korrigan who ever wears a horn.
The Via del Corno is a narrow street passing from the Via del Leone. I have found the following story in reference to the origin of its name, which, if not authentic, is at least amusing and original:
LA VIA DEL CORNO.
"There was in what is now known as the Via del Corno an ancient palace, which a long time ago was inhabited only by a certain gentleman and a goblin. {21}
"Nor had he any servants, because of all who came, none remained more than one day for fear of the folletto. And as this spread far and wide, people kept away from the Via del Corno after dark; but as this also kept away thieves, and the goblin did all the house-work, the master was all the better pleased. Only on one point did the two differ, and that was the point of morality. Here the goblin was extremely strict, and drew the line distinctly. Several times, as was the custom in those wicked days, the Signore attempted to introduce a lady-friend to the palazzo, but the goblin all night long, when not busied in pulling the sheets from the fair sinner, was industriously occupied in strewing nettles or burrs under her, or tickling the soles of her feet with a pen; and then anon, when, sinking to sleep, she hoped for some remission of the tease, he would begin to play interminable airs on a horn. It is true that he played beautifully, like no earthly musician, but even enchanting airs may be annoying when they prevent sleep.
"Nor did the lord fare the better, even when, inspired by higher motives, he 'would a-wooing go.' For one lady or another had heard of the goblin, and when they had not, it always happened that by some mysterious means or other the match was broken off.
"Meantime the life led by the Signore was rather peculiar, as he slept nearly all day, sallied forth for an hour or two to exercise, go to a barber's, make his small purchases, or hear the news, supped at a trattoria, and then returning home, sat all night listening to the goblin as he played divinely on the horn, or blew it himself, which he did extremely well, toped and hob-nobbed with his familiar, who was a great critic of wine, and, as the proverb says, 'Buon vino fiaba lunga--Good wine, long tales'--they told one another no end of merry and marvellous stories; and as il vin fa cantare, it makes man sing, they also sang duets, solos, and glees. And when the weather was ill, or chilly, or rainy, or too hot, they cured it with Chianti, according to a medical prescription laid down in sundry rare old works:
"Nebbia, nebbia, mattutina, Che ti levi la mattina? Questa tazza di buon vino, Fatta d'una marzamina, Contra te sia medecina!'
"'Cloudy sky i' the morning early, What will make you vanish fairly? Ah! this goblet of good wine, Essence of the blessed vine, Shall be for thee a medicine!'
"Then they played chess, cards, cribbage, drole, ecarte, Pope Joan, bo, brag, casino, thirty-one, put, snip-snap-snorem, lift-em-up, tear-the-rag, smoke, blind-hookey, bless-your-grand-mother, Polish-bank, seven-up, beggar-my-neighbour, patience, old-maid, fright, baccarat, belle-en-chemise, bang-up, howling-Moses, bluff, swindle-Dick, go-it-rags, ombre or keep-dark, morelles, go-bang, goose, dominoes, loto, morra or push-pin. And when extra hands were wanted they came, but all that came were only fairy hands, short at the wrist, the goblin remarking that it saved wine not to have mouths, et cetera. Then they had long and curious and exceedingly weighty debates as to the laws of the games and fair play, not forgetting meanwhile to sample all the various wines ever sung by Redi. {23} So they got on, the Signore realising that one near friend is worth a hundred distant relations.
"Now it befell one night that the goblin, having seen the Signore take off a pint of good old strong Barolo very neatly and carefully, without taking breath or winking, exclaimed with a long, deep sigh:
"'Thou art a gallant fellow, a right true boon companion, and it grieves me to the heart to think that thou art doomed to be drowned to-morrow.'
"'Oh you be--doctored!' replied the Signore. 'There isn't water enough in the Arno now to drown a duck, unless she held her head under in a half-pint puddle.'
"The goblin went to the window, took a look at the stars, whistled and said:
"'As I expected, it is written that you are to be drowned to-morrow, unless you carry this horn of mine hung to your neck all day.
"'Quando ti trovi nel pericolo, Suona questo corno piccolo, E tu sarai salvato, Non sarai affogato!'
"'If thou find'st thyself forlorn, Blow aloud this little horn, And thou wilt be safe and sound, For with it thou'lt not be drowned.'
"Saying this, he solemnly handed the horn to the cavalier, drank off a goblet of muscato, wiped his lips, bowed a ceremonious good-night, and, as was his wont, vanished with dignity up the chimney.
"The gentleman was more troubled by this prediction than he liked to admit. I need not say that the next day he did not go near the Arno, though it was as dry as a bone; nay, he kept out of a bath, and was almost afraid to wash his face.
"At last he got the fancy that some enemies or villains would burst into his lonely house, bind him hand and foot carry him far away, and drown him in some lonely stream, or perhaps in the sea. He remembered just such a case. We all remember just such cases when we don't want to. That was it, decidedly.
"Then he had a happy thought. There was a little hiding-chamber, centuries old, in the palazzo, known only to himself, with a concealed door. He would go and hide there. He shouted for joy, and when he entered the room, he leaped with a great bound from the threshold of the door, down and over three or four steps, into the middle of the little room.
"Now he did not know that in the cantina or cellar below this hiding-place there was an immense tino, or vat, containing hundreds of barrels of