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    Cosmic Trigger III: My Life After Death
    Cosmic Trigger III: My Life After Death
    Cosmic Trigger III: My Life After Death
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    Cosmic Trigger III: My Life After Death

    By Robert Anton Wilson

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    • Conspiracy Theories

    • Religion

    • Art

    • Priory of Sion

    • Post-Modernism

    • Secret Society

    • Ancient Conspiracy

    • Conspiracy Theory

    • Metafiction

    • Postmodernism

    • Time Travel

    • Mad Scientist

    • Secret Societies

    • Hidden Knowledge

    • Magic

    About this ebook

    The first volume of the Cosmic Trigger series describes in vivid elucidation the perils of a spiritual journey. Volume two of the series presents the author's "bridge" - how did Bob grow into his expanded perspective of Multiverse. In this third and final volume, Bob digs even deeper and uncovers the masks of reality and the realit

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    PublisherHilaritas Press, LLC.
    Release dateMay 11, 2019
    ISBN9781952746062
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      My reactions to reading this in 2004.This book was as thought provoking and informative as its predecessor and used the same mélange of philosophy, observation, science, and autobiography (though less of that this time). Here one of the central organizing idea is the championing of multivariant logic which I was interested to learn predates fuzzy logic and goes back to at least John von Neumann) over true/false Aristotelian logic. I see a couple of problems with this championing -- not the first time I’ve seen this idea proposed, one of the developers of fuzzy logic technology wrote similar silly missionary tracts on its political value though Wilson does delve into the area of politics as deeply here -- of multlogic. First, how do you assign value to the values between true and false though, of course, Wilson would argue the same about the values of true and false themselves and, second, in the realm of law and administration, multivalue logic has many problems and little value (though you could argue pardons are a form of multivariant logic in criminal justice).Other ideas are the Holy Blood, Holy Grail/Priory of Sion conspiracy, the realness of fakes (as in art forgeries) and the fakeness of genuine (fiat money) as exemplified by the Orson Welles’ film F For Fake (Wilson is a fan of Welles), and the value of General Semantics in reorganizing our thinking into realizing there are many mental maps which have different amounts of utility given the context, a context, Wilson argues, that is often culturally induced.Adherence to E-Prime in writing accounts for Wilson’s fast, effective prose dealing with complicated matters, and General Semantics probably has some useful utility in reminding us of the cognitive traps we can fall in though some of it is banal truth albeit truth that we need reminding of. Wilson devotes a whole chapter that is somewhat convincing in showing Carl Sagan to being a sloppy, unfair hack in denouncing Immanuel Velikovsky. Even noted astronomer Robert Jastrow notes Velikovsky seems to have understood gravity more than Sagan. He even goes some ways to convincing me that Wilhelm Reich was unfairly libeled. Certainly, I would be against burning his books, which did happen after he was arrested, even if they were crank science. (Though Wilson is somewhat guilty of assuming that just because a person has done good scientific work in a number of areas means that work they were attacked for was valid.) He does make some valid points about how some professional skeptics engage in bad thinking and name calling and are dogmatic. He is right to point out that science sometimes simply doesn’t even try to confirm outrageous new theories. However, I think there are reasons for that apart from scientific conservatism (a good thing) and government coercion and even fear of not gaining tenure. Time and money are limited. Why waste both disproving a pretty likely false theory? It won’t add to knowledge or your reputation. Wilson defends Shakespeare against his modern detractors though he, typically for Wilson, refuses to endorse Harold Bloom’s idea that he is the greatest writer ever and only say that he appears to be so given his current mixture of literary knowledge and ignorance. He rightly point out that Shakespeare’s detractors simply hate him because of his race and sex and haven’t shown any heirs to his title. Wilson seems to largely ignore the question of utility in his philosophy. He talks about it when discussing scientific theories of physics that contradict the world of our senses. He states we all see reality through different masks, masks determined by a variety of factors including culture and biology, and that different masks work in different contexts. I don’t quite buy that. We certainly all use masks and these paradigms shape what we see and what we ignore. However, some paradigms, particularly the liberal Western ones of science and reason and democracy seem to work best not only in manipulating nature and increasing wealth but in creating the world most people want to live in. They are not perfect, but they are the best models so far. Like all multiculturalists he has to answer the question about why his mask of justice, near anarchical government, sexual and gender tolerance and freedom, open inquiry, are any better than someone else’s mask. At best, I suspect he can just say that tradition allows the most adoption of other masks. Again, though, that’s a utilitarian argument. One could also flip the argument around and say that seeing conflict and enemies is sometimes, given the right context, necessary to defend that use of multiple masks. Here we have the old problem of liberalism sometimes being blind and weak in facing its enemies, of being too tolerant. Again, though, Wilson always makes you think, especially when you disagree, and he is a clear and engaging author.

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    Cosmic Trigger III - Robert Anton Wilson

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    COSMIC TRIGGER III

    My Life After Death

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    Robert Anton Wilson

    

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    Copyright © 1995 Robert Anton Wilson

    All rights reserved. No part of this book, in part or in whole, may be reproduced, transmitted, or utilized, in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher, except for brief quotations in critical articles, books and reviews.

    eBook: ISBN: 978-1-952746-06-2

    First Printing 1995

    Second Printing 1996

    Third Printing 1997

    Fourth Printing 1999

    Second Edition (Fifth Printing) 2004

    Sixth Printing 2007

    Seventh Printing 2008

    Eighth Printing 2010

    Ninth Printing 2013

    Second Edition 2019, Hilaritas Press

    eBook Version 1.0 – 2019, Hilaritas Press

    Index by Michael Johnson

    Cover Design by amoeba

    eBook design by Pelorian Digital

    Hilaritas Press, LLC.

    P.O. Box 1153

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    Table of Contents

    Prologue

    Part One — The Masks of Reality

    1. I Got Run Over on the Information Superhighway

    2. Painter Jailed for Committing Masterpieces

    3. 23 Dead Rosicrucians

    4. Chimes at Midnight

    5. Living in One’s Own Fiction

    6. Do Zebras Give Birth to Iguanas?

    7. Holy Blood, Holy Murder

    8. Pride and Prejudice

    9. Fake Documentaries and Real Money

    10. Flying Saucers, Phony Photos and Fuzzy Logic

    11. Hanged by the Neck

    12. Crop Circles Not Included

    13. An Information-Rich Environment

    14. Jesus and Mary Christ

    15. How to Live Eleven Days in 24 Hours

    16. Looking Below The Surface

    17. Higher Wisdom, New Physics and Heads in Jars

    18. Horseman, Pass By

    19. Hono Intelligence Service 1901

    Part Two — The Reality of Masks

    20. Dangerous Experiments

    21. Creativity, Crime and Testosterone

    22. Beneath the Planet of the Priory of Sion

    23. Androphobia

    24. Virtual Realities Without Computers

    25. The Cardinal and the Strip-Tease Dancer

    26. The Bard at Bay

    27. Bill O’Dwyer Rescues a Queen

    28. How to Fake a Fake

    29. The Warrior Lord

    30. The Astronomer Who Abolished Gravity

    31. The Only True True Religion

    32. The Vagina of Nuit

    33. Beyond Isness and Allness

    34. The Black Iron Prison

    35. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

    36. From Russia With Love

    37. Mask: Map: Metaphor

    Epilogue

    Index

    Cosmic Trigger III

    My Life After Death

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    PROLOGUE

    Future events like these will affect you in the future!

    — Plan 9 From Outer Space

    There are many arguments to the contrary,

    but you wouldn't understand them.

    — The Trial

    I did not write this book entirely to vex those unfortunate librarians who will soon have the irksome duty of trying to fit it into the Dewey Decimal System. I have other, more subversive amusements in mind. (You have had warning.)

    This book revels in mysteries, wallows in puzzles and ambiguities. We will, so to speak, peer at wiggling things that look like rattlesnakes from one side and look much more like the middle of next week from a different but equally plausible angle of view. Those with tired or rigidly dogmatic minds will find these perceptual relativities distressing. True Believers of all sorts should certainly avoid this book as the Devil flees holy water. I warn you. You have had warning. Don’t complain later if this book seems like a bloody abattoir for your own favorite Sacred Cows and you get a bit uneasy about things that formerly looked simple and honest.

    Those bold bad folk who pass that warning will soon read, for instance, about a mysterious Hungarian who may have produced a large number of the canonical classics of modern painting, and another most extraordinary artist crawling about the jungles of Uganda, intent upon dressing gorillas in clown suits. We will explore the rantings of Femigoguery to study the decline and fall of Shakespeare, and the sexual horror hidden in Beethoven’s music, with comments on other amazing innovations of the Politically Correct.

    I will also reveal my life after death, and discuss the real/ surreal paradoxes of the 18.5 camera lens. We will study a secret society that may have superhuman origins, a group of intelligent Europeans who regularly receive instructions from an alleged extraterrestrial correspondence school named UMMO, and the latest scoop on the infamous Illuminati of Bavaria. We will wander in the murk of Aristotle’s excluded middle and fuzzy logic. You’ll learn of an unsuccessful effort to find the normal or average, and see multi-culturalist Heresy invading the calendar. We will even examine a mathematician who produced more important theorems than anyone of our time, and did it all without the necessity of even having a body —

    Our paradigm: One day in 1986, I browsed, reverently, through the Long Room at Trinity College Library, in Dublin, where they keep their precious first editions. I felt eerie, mystical, trans-time sensations looking at such items as the first printings of works by Locke, Hume, Newton, Buffon, Tom Paine; even more weird feelings stirred as I looked at The Book of Kells, hand-printed and hand-illustrated in the 8th Century. But nothing moved me so strangely and deeply as the book called Travels in Remote Parts of the World, published in 1726 by one Lemuel Gulliver of Nottinghamshire. Journeying in my Poetic Imagination (another name for the Divine, according to Blake) I shared what the first readers must have felt, as they turned those plausible pages . . .

    My present audience may even, at times, feel like 1726 fans of travel books (a fad at the time) who rushed out to buy Mr. Gulliver’s volume and suffered increasing bouts of perplexity and Heisenberg’s Syndrome — terminal Uncertainty — as they read about dwarfs smaller than any in Europe, giants bigger than any in Europe and intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic floating above them in a space-city. (The publisher could not alleviate readers’ doubts: the manuscript had arrived in the middle of the night, amid deliberate mystification). The Travels’ veracity soon became as much a matter of debate as anything in post-modernist art, or even post-modernist criticism. Some 1720s readers experienced painful, proto-Foucoultian doubts about Mr. Gulliver, a scientific modern observer who described every fabulous kingdom with finicky detail and exact mathematics. It didn’t really aid puzzled readers to note that Mr. Gulliver also tried to write like an intelligent horse, because he had learned to love horses better than people.

    The artist, Aristotle says, imitates Nature. The trickster, practical joker and counterfeiter also imitate Nature, if you think about it. Certain insects imitate Nature so successfully that they become invisible, except to those who look at all things with suspicious eyes; and Philip K. Dick has memorably suggested that we may share space-time with Zebra, a hypothetical giant intelligence that we can’t see because it disguises itself as the whole environment. Lemuel Gulliver merely imitated the Royal Scientific Society, but some of the people we will meet in this book seem to imitate all sorts of things, in Nature and beyond Nature.

    Who, except the card-carrying paranoid, looks closely enough to see all the masks that hide — well, whatever masks hide? . . . But we don’t want to become paranoids. We merely want to look at certain masks that shed light on those urgent problems of the real and the counterfeit that currently bedevil, not just the mentally ill, but those who pass as linguistic philosophers, art/literature critics, and earnest students of Controversial Science (called Pseudo-Science by those panicky souls who wish to end the controversy in a hurry.) And although I can’t promise to tie all this mystery and mummery into one neat bundle, I will include in the new, improved Big Picture many elements left unclear in the first two volumes of this trilogy.

    I would like to acknowledge the Usual Sources, who here, as in earlier books, have vastly influenced my perceptions/conceptions — R. Buckminster Fuller, Timothy Leary, Barbara Marx Hubbard, Alfred Korzybski, Marshall McLuhan. I would also like to acknowledge specially a few who played a major role in shaping and inspiring the present work — Moses Horowtiz, Orson Welles, James Joyce, Jean Cocteau, Harold Garfinkle and the man who called himself Elmyr.

    CSICON (The Committee for Surrealist Investigation of Claims of the Normal) does not bear any responsibility for my use, or misuse, of their basic ’Patapsychologial discoveries, i.e., the First Law (You can’t find a normal person anywhere) and the Second Law (You can’t even find a plumber on weekends.)

    I conclude these murky hints with one more, still murkier quotation from one of my own Immortal Novels, the one which has perplexed as many true-or-false addicts as Mr. Gulliver ever did: a note jotted in a policeman’s notebook as he begins to suspect that certain fantasy fiction (by Ambrose Bierce, Robert Chambers and H. P. Lovecraft) contains the key to the biggest mystery he ever confronted —

    The usual hoax: fiction presented as fact. The hoax presented here opposite of that: fact presented as fiction.

    And I add a helpful remark from M. André Gide: Do not understand me too quickly.

    PART ONE

    THE MASKS OF REALITY

    Like Bertrand Russell and Carl Hempel, fuzzy theorist Bart Kosko says everything is fuzzy except numbers. For instance, take alive. Viruses can form crystals and cannot reproduce on their own. Are they alive?

    —McNeil and Freiberger, Fuzzy Logic

    ’Pataphysics, will be, above all, the science of the particular, despite the common opinion that the only science is that of the general. ’Pataphysics will examine the laws which govern exceptions.

    —Alfred Jarry, Faustroll

    I have never seen a normal man or woman, or even a normal dog. I have never experienced an average day or an ordinary sunset. The normal, the average, the ordinary describe that which we never encounter outside mathematics, i.e., imagination, the human mindscape.

    —Timothy F.X. Finnegan, Nightmare and Awakening

    Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.

    —Saint Bernard of Clairvaux

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    ONE

    I GOT RUN OVER ON

    THE INFORMATION

    SUPERHIGHWAY

    In Which the Author Learns of His Own Death

    and We Begin to Look Behind the

    Masks of Art and Magick

    This is not a normal world.

    —Batman

    Maybe is a thin reed to hang your

    whole life on, but it’s all we’ve got.

    —Hannah and Her Sisters

    According to reliable sources, I died on February 22, 1994 — George Washington’s birthday. I felt nothing special or shocking at the time, and believed that I still sat at my word processor working on a novel called Bride of llluminatus. At lunch-time, however, when I checked my voice mail, I found that Tim Leary and a dozen other friends had already called to ask to speak to me, or — if they still believed in Reliable Sources — to offer support and condolences to my grieving family. I quickly gathered that news of my tragic end had appeared on Internet, one of the most popular computer networks, in the form of an obituary from the Los Angeles Times:

    "Noted science-fiction author Robert Anton Wilson was found dead in his home yesterday, apparently the victim of a heart attack. Mr. Wilson, 63, was discovered by his wife, Arlen.

    Mr. Wilson was the author of numerous books . . . He was noted for his libertarian viewpoints, love of technology and off the wall humor. Mr. Wilson is survived by his wife and two children."

    This L.A. Times obit originally got on the net via somebody in Cambridge, Mass. I thought immediately of the pranksters at M.I.T. — the Gremlins of Cyberspace, as somebody called them.

    I admired the artistic verisimilitude of the Gremlin who forged that obit. He misidentified my oeuvre. (Only 6 of my 28 books could possibly get classified as science-fiction, and perhaps 3 more as science-faction.) He also, more clumsily, stated my age wrong by one year and the number of my surviving children wrong by one child. Little touches of incompetence and ignorance like that helped create the impression of a real, honest-to-Jesus LA Times article — just as creaking chairs, background coughs, overlapping dialogue, scrupulously bad sound quality etc. make the bogus newsreels in Orson Welles’ two greatest movies, Citizen Kane and F For Fake, seem just like the real thing.

    The forged L.A. Times obituary may not rank with Welles’ most monumental hoaxes — e.g., his prematurely Deconstructionist war of the worlds radio show, where bland music and increasingly ominous newsbreaks thoroughly confused a mass audience about the borderline between art and reality. But the Times forgery, if not of Wellesian heft, certainly contained a Wellesian blend of art and magic: in retrospect, it even reminds me, a little, of the 1923 Surrealist art show, in which the audience first encountered a taxi-cab in the garden — a cab which had rain falling inside but not outside — and then confronted a sign telling them gnomically:

    DADA IS NOT DEAD

    WATCH YOUR OVERCOAT

    I always think that double dip of guerrilla ontology (by Dali and Breton, respectively) carried the baffled audience beyond surrealism into post-modernism, i.e., Total Agnosticism and/or terminal bewilderment. Certainly, art and life, and art and magick, have never gotten clearly disentangled again to the satisfaction of all observers. In this struggle to knock down the Iron Curtain between creativity and reality, I tend to see the Wellesian men-from-Mars hoax as the second major step after surrealism and, ahem, I sometimes immodestly consider my own works a third step.

    But the Gremlin who killed me on February 22 carried the transformation of mind and all that resembles it (Breton) one quantum jump further than I ever had. He caused real grief and shock, if not Wellesian mass panic.

    One friend told me that the first bulletin he saw, on CompuServe, just quoted the alleged LA obit and then added, This is as bad as learning that Zappa died. I think I’m going to meditate a bit, in his memory.

    Another networker, female, keyboarded in a whole chapter of Ecclesiastes in my memory — For everything there is a season, a time for every matter under the sun: a time to be born, a time to die etc. — and then added Now get out there and PARTY LIKE HE'D WANT YOU TO!

    Some others had even more exalted lines about the value of my life, but I feel too self-conscious to quote them. I’ll just say that they did a lot to cheer me up and remind me that I have admirers.

    You see. I’ve become a bit morbid lately, and have developed a tendency to believe one bad review more than twenty good ones — something that happens to many writers about my age. The two saddest cases among the giants of the generation before me, Hemingway and Faulkner, both got bad-review-itus to such an extent that they submitted to the pain and humiliation of electro-shock therapy in a desperate attempt to break up their depressions. The electro-shock worked for Faulkner, who recovered and wrote one more book before he died, but not for Hemingway, who shot himself as soon as he got away from the helpful doctors and their brain-frying machine. Venomous reviewers have more power than you generally think.

    But nobody was writing hostile reviews of me on the computer nets the first weeks after my death. All I read about myself assured me that my works belonged on the same exalted pedestal with Homer, the Rig Veda and Hilda Doolittle, while my soul ranked in the vicinity of Buddha, Noble Drew Ali and Saint Teresa of Avilla.

    I felt so overwhelmed by the love and kindness in all the lamentations that I felt a bit guilty about not deserving these eulogies by really dying.

    My goodwyf Arlen, on the other hand, did not find any of this amusing. She said the guy who started it had gotten dangerously close to black magic. She tends to regard Curses, Maledictions and Self-Fulfilling Prophecies as different names for the same neural sabotage. Sometimes, quoting Mary Baker Eddy, she calls it mental malpractice.

    Shortly, however, other artistic efforts began to appear on computer nets.

    One bulletin from The House of Apostles of Eris, San Francisco said that attempts to contact Robert Anton Wilson have been unsuccessful — hmmm? — but nevertheless reassured all that RAW is alive and busy with religious works.

    I think the author of that bulletin intended to sound unconvincing, especially to the initiates of my Classic Novels (Erisian religious works consist of mind-fucks or shocks in the strict Masonic sense). He or she certainly cast contagious suspicion on the other denials being posted on the nets by various friends who had managed to contact me. Certainly, the conspiracy buffs who have followed my career ever since Illuminatus! will not believe a report that includes the suspicious admission that nobody could find me . . .

    Many contributions to the alive-or-dead controversy seemed unsure whether I had died (or hadn’t died) in Los Angeles or San Francisco. The funniest one of all claimed I survived, but in Howth (County Dublin, Ireland) — where I lived during most of the 1980s:

    Contacted at his home in Howth Castle, Wilson said ‘The reports of my death have been slightly exaggerated. I can still totter about a bit and even crack a weak joke occasionally.’

    To which some wit, recognizing the Joycean jest, replied: Shouldn’t that be Howth Castle and Environs?

    The Howth legend continued to circulate from one net to another, and soon included the news that I had taken over management of the Committee for Surrealist Investigation of Claims of the Normal (CSICON) after the death of its founder. Prof. Timothy F.X. Finnegan, of Trinity College, Dublin, and that CSICON still offers $10,000 to any normalist who can produce "a perfectly normal person, place or thing — or even an ordinary sunset. Or an average day."

    Of course, Finnegan and CSICON exist in some sense, like Howth Castle, as readers of my works know by now — not quite in the sense in which the Statue of Liberty exists, but not entirely in the metaphoric sense in which the National Debt and the Holy Trinity exist either. But the result of all this was beginning to make me wonder if I only exist in some semiotic or metaphoric sense myself, sort of like an elderly male Madonna. I mean, like, man, do I exist the way the Howth Castle in Dublin exists, or the way the Howth Castle and Environs in Finnegans Wake exists?

    I remembered a Spiritualist treatise I had once read. (I skim all sorts of weird literature, which keeps me from believing totally any of the stuff we get told as Official Truth by the major media). This ghostly tome claimed that we poor spectres often do not know we’ve died until some medium contacts us and explains why people have started treating us so rudely lately — e.g., why even our wives and children ignore us outright unless we knock over the lamps or rap in code on the tables.

    I had also read Jonathan Swift’s hilarious pamphlet war with the astrologer Partridge about whether Partridge had or had not died on the day predicted by a rival astrologer, Isaac Bickerstaff. (Bickerstaff sounds a lot like Swift himself, operating behind a Mask as usual, just as Lemuel Gulliver, the scientific world traveler, also sounded curiously like Swift; we shall learn much about Reality and Masks in this enquiry.) Although Partridge insisted vehemently on his continued vitality, Swift’s argument, a model of Celtic subtlety, held that just because a man claims he hasn’t died and may even believe it himself, this does not logically require us to credit his unsupported testimony. This left poor Partridge floundering — (never argue with a Dublin intellectual) — and now I felt myself floundering a bit also.

    Obviously, my testimony on the matter would not convince Swift, when he decided to play the Scientific Skeptic, and I wondered if it would convince CSICOP — the group opposing CSICON.

    CSICOP (Committee for Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal) believes that the normal actually exists somewhere, and not just in some Platonic spook world. They claim it exists everywhere, and that nothing else at all exists anywhere. (If you see any of the 10¹⁰⁰ not-normal things in this world, they will claim you had a hallucination.)

    Anyway, I thought I still had a life, but I have often thought I had landed in Berlin again and saw Nancy and Andy and Tobias and Tom and all my friends there, when in fact I only had a dream of going to Berlin; and I have even thought I had achieved Great Spiritual Revelations when everybody else in the room believed I had merely wigged — gone over the hills with the wee people at last, and gotten so stoned I couldn’t tell the Great Duck-Footed Whangdoodle from a Daily Planet phone booth.

    As a famous bard wrote:

    He thought he saw a banker’s clerk descending from a bus

    He looked again and saw it was a hippopotamus

    I remembered a Phil Dick novel, Ubik, about a bunch of dead people who don’t know they have died and think the universe has slowly started turning into shit. If that happened to me, I would not and could not know about it — by definition.

    Thoughts like that can really unsettle your mental architecture, especially if you wasted a lot of your life on epistemological philosophy, and on cannabis extracts. I, alas, have indulged both those vices on many occasions, and I fear that I have become a horrible example of Aggravated Existentialism. Worse yet: I have also heard Albert Rosenfeld, a distinguished M.D., lecturing on clinical death, say, We have come a long way from the day when Marshall Dillon lifts the sheet and says, ‘He’s dead, all right.’ Now it takes a committee to decide.

    As noted on the title page of this section, the committee of modem science still hasn’t decided whether to consider viruses alive or not. Some even say that viruses can pass through cycles of life and death, over and over, almost like reincarnating spirits in Asian eschatology. Certainly, a virus can act like a dead thing — an inert object — for long, long periods of time before it suddenly starts acting like a living thing again and reproducing faster than bunny rabbits. That little mystery represents just one place among many where I find modem science a lot weirder and more interesting than the speculations of metaphysics.

    Can I prove, any better than poor Partridge or the Ebola virus, that I haven’t died and come back several times? What committee can decide on a case like mine?

    But these ontological doubts got pushed aside when the C.I.A. entered the Trip, playing the Wrathful Demons of this bardo.

    Somebody (signing her/him/itself as Anon.) logged the following into several computer bulletin boards:

    "THE C.I.A. KILLED ROBERT ANTON WILSON . . .

    "Wilson did not die of natural causes. He was assassinated. Earlier on that day, Wilson was injected with a time-delay poison based on shellfish toxin, by agents of the CIA’s special SUPER SECRET BLACK OPERATIONS SQUAD, using a special microscopic needle made of a plastic which dissolves in the body without a trace. Wilson’s body had immediately been taken and cremated and the usual step of an autopsy had been bypassed, BY ORDERS FROM

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