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    I Am in Bed with You
    I Am in Bed with You
    I Am in Bed with You
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    I Am in Bed with You

    By Emma Barnes

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    A bold, playful, poetic exploration of sex, gender, and identity. "I am in bed with you. The room varies. But I'm always on the left. I am pulling the pieces of myself into myself. In the winter I left myself behind in the 90s. I'm coming back now. You can see the light touching me. I can see layers of tissue finally making a body. And once I have a body I have a head. And in my head are these thoughts." —From 'I am in bed with you'

    Playful and fluid but completely serious, Emma Barnes's surreal phantasmagoria I Am in Bed with You leads us through the very personal worlds of sex, gender, and the body. Barnes cracks jokes, makes us uncomfortable, shows us a little tenderness, leaves a lot unsaid, and does it all with language that provokes and confounds. 'I'm a mentally ill, / married, chronically ill, queer woman with two feet underground,' the author reveals. 'I birth Sigourney Weaver's android baby,' they tell us next. This collection is personal and fantastical, funny and excruciating. It's poetry in the process of unravelling most of what you thought you knew.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIndependent Publishers Group
    Release dateMar 11, 2021
    ISBN9781776710713
    I Am in Bed with You
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    Emma Barnes

    Emma Barnes is a fantastically talented new star in children's publishing. This is her third children's book, her first being 'Jessica Haggerthwaite: Witch Dispatcher' for which she was shortlisted for the Branford Boase Award, an award for a first-time novelist, and she has recently been awarded an Arts Council Award. She has also written the highly acclaimed 'Jessica Haggerthwaite: Media Star'. Emma lives in Yorkshire. Tim Archbold has illustrated, amongst many other books. 'Jessica Haggerthwaite' and also a picture book, 'Be Good Gordon'. Tim lives in Scotland.

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      I Am in Bed with You - Emma Barnes

      Acknowledgements

      This is a creation myth

      I am deliberate

      and afraid

      of nothing.

      — Audre Lorde, ‘New Year’s Day’

      This is a creation myth

      The woman impregnated the man and his belly swelled full of tadpoles. They lay on collapsible sun chairs eating crackers out of boxes until the children arrived. The first one hurled hula hoops in front of it, rolling and tumbling through them while breathing fire. The second child, as always, had a lot to live up to. That child balanced books on its head and juggled water balloons. Though this feat was equally challenging, the audience felt it was only a four out of five compared to the previous entertainer.

      When the third child made its way out of its father’s belly, it was just a tadpole. You can’t always be what you want to be even if your mother and father are Makers. Or children of Makers. Or even if – well, you get the picture. The man wanted to spew the tadpoles from his mouth in a wave of wiggling water, but the woman said that her people had produced a steady stream of one child after one child after one child for centuries and would it be okay if he just did that because it was what she was used to and she would

      feel more comfortable with the whole procreation process if she had a foot in the door in terms of the method of dispersal. For a while there were just children. A belly can hold quite a few. Probably about an hour later a child came out that transformed into a cockerel with a red comb and then into a cat and then into the words ‘No comment’ written in curls of parmesan cheese on blue cut-pile carpet made of 100% pure New Zealand wool. The audience clapped more from confusion than any other sentiment.

      The next four children created a planet through a series of interpretive dances and prodigious vomits. The one who vomited the magma probably had the hardest row to hoe. Although the one who puked up tiny bamboo tree after tiny bamboo tree might have had a strong argument had it not been puking for what was a remarkably long time. That child was understandably tired and sore and not really in the mood for a good debate on the ‘who had it worse’ front. I think we can all agree that vomiting bamboo

      or magma wasn’t really high on our list of priorities when we woke this morning. The next child presented herbs and such, in an arrangement reminiscent of a bouquet garni but on a more melodramatic scale. No one really knew what to do about this since it didn’t seem related to the tasks at hand. ‘So, it has come to this,’ said the man with a belly slightly less full of tadpoles than it had been at a previous moment in time. The woman leaned forwards and sniffed deeply. Her flaring nostrils lent a certain je ne sais pour

      quoi to the whole situation. In the middle there was a pause where the earlier children fought with the later children over trivialities. Some spit flew and the man and the woman opened a new box of crackers and discussed the scene. The oldest child split itself open and revealed itself again and again as companies of smaller selves. The youngest shook head to toe spraying children like drops of water over the ranks. Several other children chopped themselves into pieces each one a new tiny tadpole. The yard crowded with bodies.

      By the time it grew dark there were too many children to count. They were a huddled mass of fishy tails and acrobatic tricks. Arms shot skyward searching for space and everyone took breath in concert. There were small fights. Several children sustained bites. The man and the woman got up from their sun chairs and took a bow in front of the gathered brood and disappeared in a puff of smoke. This was much like everyone expected. The children picked up their tricks and set off for grandma’s.

      Meat

      I know many women who are growing embryos. I had hoped it was done in mason jars with water by now. But I have been informed that it’s still much meatier than that. My mason jar was ready to go. I had a jug of water even. But you know what kids are like these days. I question the wisdom of the process but, of course, most advice is fairly straightforward. In most cases the meat complies freely, maybe you could even say eagerly. I’m not sure I could ask for said meat to do much more than exist. But then, meat just seems to do its thing, with or without my higher meaty functions. The growth of the next generation of meat people seems tenuous when you consider the lumbering vulnerability of a pregnant person, their meat encasing newer meat. The smaller meat person suspended in juices that require the meat incubator to keep on keeping on. It was the expulsion of small meat products that killed pregnant people either in the act or later from wear and tear that leads to meaty decline. Rotting. It is difficult to say meat over and over in the context of humanity. We don’t like to consider ourselves chewed up, swallowed and defecated by some higher-rung

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